Chapter 225: I Robbed the Goddess in Your Heart
Zhang Lei and Princess Yuwei Xuanyin stood side by side outside the gate of the barracks. Not long after, the gate opened, and a team of officers riding heavenly horses and wearing silver helmets and silver armor poured out of the barracks, and the huge Yangzi banner fluttered in the wind, and the momentum was extremely magnificent.
After the generals lined up, a tall man wearing a golden helmet and golden armor, riding a big horse, slowly appeared, followed by a roaring dog as black as a thin waist and long legs, fierce as a leopard.
This man has a third eye in the middle of his forehead, and Zhang Lei recognized it at a glance, this pretending general must be Erlang God.
Zhang Lei clenched his fists and laughed and said, "Zhang Lei, the god of freedom, pays a visit to General Yang." ”
Erlang God urged the horse to come to the front of the queue, glanced at Zhang Lei, did not answer to Zhang Lei, but hugged his fist to Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, laughed and said: "My cousin is coming, my cousin is full of joy, I don't know what advice my cousin has for his sudden arrival?" ”
Princess Yuwei Xuanyin smiled and said, "The god of freedom admires the majesty of the general, and we specially came to visit. ”
Erlang God didn't look at Zhang Lei, laughed and said: "We are relatives, you can come whenever you want, why do you want to visit?" Celestia, please! ”
Zhang Lei's heart was on fire, this Erlang God didn't even say anything to Lao Tzu, in his eyes, Lao Tzu seemed to not exist at all. Zhang Lei originally wanted to make friends with Erlang God, thinking that Yuding Zhenren had hit the front station, and Erlang God would definitely be extremely polite to Lao Tzu, but he didn't expect that Erlang God didn't even look at Lao Tzu. Zhang Lei thought to himself, dog, if you don't give Lao Tzu face, don't blame Lao Tzu for using means against you. The consequences of despising Lao Tzu are serious, and if it weren't for the energy bar, Lao Tzu wouldn't have deigned to come. Since Lao Tzu is here, he will not return empty-handed.
Princess Yuwei Xuanyin was extremely dissatisfied with Erlang God's contempt for Zhang Lei, Princess Yuwei Xuanyin knew Zhang Lei's temper and knew that Zhang Lei must be angry. Zhang Lei is her future husband. Erlang God looks down on Zhang Lei, that is, he looks down on her.
Princess Yuwei Xuanyin stretched her face and sneered, "This is your hospitality? I came to visit you with the god of liberty, and you dare to ignore the god of freedom, I'm sorry, we went back. Walk. Ray, let's go back. ”
Princess Yuwei Xuanyin put her hand into the crook of Zhang Lei's arm, and was about to leave with Zhang Lei.
In the eyes of Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, it's okay not to give her face, but you definitely can't help but give Zhang Lei face.
As soon as Princess Yuwei Xuanyin wanted to leave, Erlang God was immediately embarrassed, Princess Yuwei Xuanyin was the goddess of his dreams, and she was also a cousin, if Princess Yuwei Xuanyin was allowed to pass through the door without entering. Not only will he sever relations with Princess Yuwei Xuanyin from now on, but also his dream will come to naught, Erlang God hurriedly stepped forward, blocked Princess Yuwei Xuanyin and Zhang Lei's way, laughed and said: "Cousin, cousin has neglected, please understand." Freedom God, I'm invited to Erlang God. ”
Princess Yuwei Xuanyin stopped. smiled and said, "Who do you want to scare with such a big shelf?" ”
Erlang smiled and said, "Cousin, cousin, this is to give you face." ”
in the main hall. Zhang Lei and Princess Yuwei Xuanyin sat down on the chair, Erlang God sat on the main seat on the high platform, Zhang Lei glanced at the energy bar on the table, a total of nine, grandma's, how can you get it started?
Zhang Lei remembered Kazuo Takayama. In order to get the laser rod, Zhang Lei was ruthless to Kazuo Takayama, but he couldn't be ruthless to Erlang God! Erlang God has a deep background and is the second generation of super officials, and he is openly against him. It is not good for their future development.
The roaring dog squatted next to Erlang God's feet, Zhang Lei's eyes lit up, and he whispered to Princess Yuwei Xuanyin: "If Erlang God asks you about your intentions, you will say that you want to ask him for that dog, and you will say that you want that dog to guard the palace for you." ”
Princess Yuwei Xuanyin comprehended, she had been with Zhang Lei for a long time, and knew that Zhang Lei was full of heart, so she must have a deep meaning when she said this, and nodded slightly.
Erlang God looked at Princess Yuwei Xuanyin and asked with a smile: "The princess and the god of freedom are coming, there must be something, you might as well speak up." ”
Princess Yuwei Xuanyin looked at the roaring dog next to Erlang Shen's feet and said with a smile: "Lei built a palace for me in the Zhongyi Continent, I don't have time to live for a long time, the palace is huge, there are too many idle people, I want to borrow your roaring dog to take care of the palace for me." ”
Erlang God was stunned, Princess Yuwei Xuanyin's request looked very ordinary, wasn't it just to borrow a dog? But the Howling Dog is no ordinary dog! It is a divine beast, as intelligent and wise as a human, and it is the right-hand man of the god Erlang.
Erlang God shook his head lightly, looked embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Cousin, the Roaring Sky Dog and I are like siblings, everything else can be borrowed from you, but it can't be borrowed." ”
Princess Yuwei Xuanyin sank her face, pouted and said, "My aunt told my father that you like me, is this the way to like me?" I know that you only have dogs in your heart, and you like dogs more than girls, no wonder no girl likes you. How good is Ray to me? He gave me all the most precious magic weapons in the heavenly realm, can you be as good to me as thunder? ”
Erlang God was stabbed to the sore spot by Princess Yuwei Xuanyin's words, for so many years, he has been secretly in love with Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, in his impression, Princess Yuwei Xuanyin is so sexy that people squirt nosebleeds, and she is well-behaved and cute, although she is very good at words, but the words she says are often provocative, which will make men think about it after hearing it.
met today, Princess Yuwei Xuanyin's performance suddenly changed his three views, sexy is still the same, no different from the dream, but the words are sharp and aggressive, as if they are coming to quarrel.
Erlang God looked down on Zhang Lei, he thought that Zhang Lei could not have something good to send to Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, in order to fight Zhang Lei, and also to cover up the embarrassment, he laughed and said: "Since the God of Freedom has given you the most precious magic weapon in the heavenly realm, can you let me open my eyes?" ”
Princess Yuwei Xuanyin appeared in the hand of the Wuji Xuanbing Divine Knife, and said with a smile: "If you want to see it, just take it and see it, this princess is not as stingy as you!" ”
Erlang God stretched out his hand, and the Wuji Xuanbing Divine Knife in the hand of Princess Yuwei Xuanyin flew into Erlang God's hand, and after Erlang God saw it, he was shocked and said: "This is the treasure in the Wuji Xuanbing Cave, how did it get to your hands?" ”
Princess Yuwei Xuanyin pursed her lips and said, "Wrong, it's not in my hands, but in the hands of Lei, it's a gift from Lei." ”
Erlang God couldn't put it down, Princess Yuwei Xuanyin stretched out her hand, and the Wuji Xuanbing Divine Knife returned to Princess Yuwei Xuanyin and disappeared.
Needless to say, Princess Yuwei Xuanyin also has the kind of treasure bag that Zhang Lei has, and like Zhang Lei, she hides the magic weapon and belongings in the treasure bag.
Erlang God couldn't help but look at Zhang Lei with admiration, although he didn't know how Zhang Lei got the Wuji Xuanbing, but one thing was certain. Being able to obtain the Infinite Mystery Ice is itself more difficult than ascending to the sky. Zhang Lei can send such a treasure to Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, which is indeed commendable, and his strength is extraordinary.
Erlang God laughed and said, "Liberty God, I didn't expect you to be very bold. ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said: "There is a famous saying in the mortal world, reluctant children can't trap wolves." Princess Yuwei Xuanyin is a wonder of heaven. I can't climb high, so I can only sacrifice my blood and pursue shamelessly. God lives up to his heart, Princess Yuwei Xuanyin's heart was finally moved by my sincerity that Zhang Lei Sun and Moon can learn. ”
Although what Zhang Lei said was a witty remark, every word defended Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, which made Princess Yuwei Xuanyin feel very proud. To be honest, the actual situation is not like this at all, and it is Princess Yuwei Xuanyin who takes the initiative to pursue Fang, not Zhang Lei. But Zhang Lei is the opposite. said that he took the initiative to pursue Princess Yuwei Xuanyin.
Zhang Lei glanced at Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, Princess Yuwei Xuanyin understood that the time was ripe to grab the energy bar, Princess Yuwei Xuanyin smiled and said: "It's rare for me to come here, you should always give me some gifts, right?" ”
Erlang God smiled and said: "Of course, there are many magic weapons in my military camp, as long as you pick them." I'll send everything. ”
Princess Yuwei Xuanyin stretched out her hand, and all the nine energy bars on Erlang's table flew into Princess Yuwei's hands. Princess Yuwei Xuanyin smiled and said: "My cousin is so polite, it is better to be respectful to my sister than to obey my fate, if you refuse to borrow it, I will take a few useless sticks on your table as a souvenir!" ”
Erlang God was stunned.
Princess Yuwei Xuanyin put the energy bar in the treasure bag.
Erlang God is reluctant to send energy bars! His brows couldn't help frowning, he wanted to get angry, but he couldn't. Princess Yuwei Xuanyin did not ask for his opinion. I took the energy bar, what's the difference between it and robbery? But he can't be angry, Princess Yuwei Xuanyin is the lover of his dreams, and it should be the right thing to give her gifts to please her. It's just that he hasn't solved the secret of the energy bar yet, and he is curious about the energy bar.
He didn't know what the magic weapon of the energy bar was. But intuitively, I firmly believe that this shiny rod must have an extraordinary origin. Jiro God is as uncomfortable as eating fly feces.
Erlang God frowned and sighed, "Cousin, how can you be like this? I'm working on this! ”
Princess Yuwei Xuanyin smiled and said, "Are you reluctant? Isn't it just a few diamond sticks? I took it back and processed the jewelry to wear. Looking at your appearance, it seems that I have cut my heart, or do I want you back? Stingy, a man like you is only worthy of being a bachelor for the rest of his life. ”
Erlang God asked, "You came today just for the diamond rod?" ”
Zhang Lei was very worried that Erlang God pulled down his face, and insisted on asking for the energy bar back, and hurriedly said: "General, the princess is just playing with you, to be honest, you are a great stick, there are many in the Zhongyi Continent, and the entire mountain on the main peak of the Zhongyi Continent is full of diamonds, you can make as many of these sticks as you want!" We came here because we admired the general, wanted to see the general's majesty, and wanted to make friends with the general. The second is that the princess wants the general to see if I am worthy of the princess. After all, the whole heavenly realm knows about my marriage to the princess, you are her cousin, and your mother said something that should not be said in front of the Jade Emperor, we feel it is necessary to take the initiative to come to the door and apologize for not telling you in advance about our love. ”
Princess Yuwei Xuanyin deliberately grabbed Zhang Lei's hand, glanced at Zhang Lei, and showed sweet love in her eyes, that kind of obsession, no different from a girl in her first love looking at her boyfriend.
Erlang God didn't have a taste in his heart, the energy bar was taken by Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, and he was ignored, and he was jealous.
Erlang God looked at Zhang Lei and sighed and said: "The princess is noble and beautiful, the god of freedom, you are not well-known, I don't think you will be happy in the future." ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said, "How can you see it? ”
Erlang God sighed and said: "Freedom God, you are just a weed, the princess is a phoenix, and the phoenix should rest in the plane tree." ”
Erlang God regarded Zhang Lei as a penny, and the words he said were meaningful, Zhang Lei's understanding was that even if Zhang Lei deceived the princess, the princess would not be able to achieve happiness, and the princess would fly away once she encountered the plane tree in the future.
Zhang Lei looked at Erlang God, laughed and asked, "Do you mean that you are a plane tree?" ”
Erlang God also laughed and said, "I didn't say that. ”
Zhang Lei wanted to deal with Erlang God like he did with many unwitting gods. That trick was tried and tested, and the self-esteem of the gods was all severely frustrated, and they didn't dare to underestimate Zhang Lei anymore. Zhang Lei felt that Erlang God was a second son, and he was still daydreaming about Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, if he didn't hit his self-esteem, he would always look down on Zhang Lei, and he still wouldn't stop daydreaming.
Zhang Lei nodded and said with a smile: "I have heard that the general is a hero, I Zhang Lei is fortunate to see it, and I am fortunate to have three lives, and I really want to ask the general for a lesson or two, I don't know if the general is willing to appreciate his face?" ”
Zhang Lei's proposal was in the heart of Erlang, and he felt that Princess Yuwei Xuanyin and Zhang Leiding were married, and flowers were inserted in cow dung. Erlang God is indeed still daydreaming of marrying Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, to be honest, he saw Princess Yuwei Xuanyin and Zhang Lei looking like sweet love, looking like a husband and a wife, and he had a strong urge to slap Zhang Lei in his heart. If Princess Yuwei Xuanyin is not there, it will definitely not be Zhang Lei's turn to speak if he asks for advice, and he will give Zhang Lei a horse as soon as they meet.
Erlang God looked up to the sky and laughed and said: "It's exactly what I want, okay, let's go to the drill ground for 300 rounds, and we will never truce regardless of victory or defeat." ”
Princess Yuwei Xuanyin was shocked and trembled: "You guys, what are you trying to do?" I don't allow you to fight? ”
Zhang Lei laughed and said: "We don't fight, we are all civilized people, and fighting is the patent of street gangsters." ”
Erlang God asked curiously: "Don't fight, what are you asking for?" ”
Zhang Lei patted his chest and said with a smile: "I'll let you fight." I robbed the goddess in your heart, you are like a stalk in your throat, and I will send you three punches today to let you dissipate your anger. (To be continued.) )