Chapter 543: It's Too Undisciplined~(2/6)
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On the big screen, the three people did not find the groom in the hotel, but found clues and decided to leave the hotel to find the groom. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info funny three people with a baby stolen from nowhere, waiting for the hotel staff to drive the luxury car, the bride's brother looked up at the statue not far away, with a confused face: "Isn't that the mattress in our guest room?" ”
The bad teacher and the cuckold dentist also noticed that something was wrong, and asked a passer-by next to him: "Dude, what's the matter with the mattress?" Passerby A replied, "Last night a fool threw the mattress out of the room." The cuckold dentist looked sad: "Hehe......"
Hearing the words of this passer-by, there was a burst of laughter in the movie theater again, and many people began to hug their stomachs and shout "pain" again, and the people next to them discussed it quietly whether they knew each other or not.
"Hahaha! How can it be so funny? The mattresses in their rooms were actually thrown out! ”
"They were all drunk last night, and the mattress must have been thrown by them!"
"I died laughing, and I was actually scolded 'stupid' by others in person, this plot is arranged."
"That dentist is so interesting, that 'hehe' plus his expression makes me laugh instantly......"
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In the screening room, the laughter created by this joke had just subsided, but the scene that happened next made the audience laugh out loud.
On the big screen, the hotel staff finally drove their car, but it was not the luxury car they drove, but a police car. The stunned and collectively confused expressions of the funny trio once again detonated the entire movie theater.
Ma Shuming was holding a popcorn bucket in his hand, and all the popcorn that had just been stuffed into his mouth was spit out: "Bah, bah! What's going on? Why don't you let me eat some popcorn! ”
"Hahaha! Tonight's popcorn was bought for nothing! The person next to Ma Shuming grinned, "Damn, what kind of broken movie reviews have those media reporters and film critics written!" Such a funny movie, it's all scolding? ”
"There's definitely something shady in here!" Ma Shuming echoed.
"I'm going to die laughing! I thought it was a bad movie, so I passed the time casually, but I really didn't expect it to be so good-looking......"
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In the movie, the funny trio reluctantly drove a police car and began to look for the groom. When they find a church, they finally find a clue that the cuckold dentist is broken, and he was actually engaged to someone last night. After the funny trio finds the woman who is engaged to the dentist, they are immediately blocked in the room by two policemen, pointing guns at the three of them: "Don't move, don't move!" ”
In the burst of laughter at the scene, the three people were taken to the police station, and at this time, the cameo character Meng Da Xiaomi appeared. Xiaomi was expressionless, holding a mobile phone in his hand to take pictures and videos of the arrested trio, and then was frightened by the bride's younger brother, and the mobile phone was scared away.
Ma Shuming looked at the picture on the big screen and laughed lowly: "It's Xiaomi!" It's Xiaomi! Xiaomi is here! Hahaha...... Xiaomi's expression is so interesting~"
Xiaomo threw a roll of the eyes to Ma Shuming: "...... Behold your virtue! ”
"Haha......" Ma Shuming smiled in a low voice and continued to look at the big screen, "That dead fat man actually dares to scare Xiaomi?!" Xiaomi, beat him! ”
Xiaomo threw Ma Shuming a roll of the eyes again.
Ma Shuming's wish to "beat him" did not come true, but it didn't take long for a situation that was more relieving and funny than "beating him". In the movie, the funny trio helps to do crime education and introduce how to use electric shock weapons, and it is Xiaomi who aims at the bride's younger brother with a stun gun!
In the sound of funny music, Xiaomi hit the bride's younger brother in the head with a shot, as if it hit the laughter of everyone at the scene, and the burst of laughter appeared again.
Ma Shuming laughed so hard that he was about to break out, and said to Xiao Mo beside him: "Hahaha! Xiaomo, did you see it? I'm going to die laughing! Xiaomi's performance...... Even if this movie isn't funny anywhere else, it's worth the ticket price......"
Xiaomo was also smiling, but she still glared at Ma Shuming angrily - this guy doesn't know whether he is alive or dead, he has been millet, millet, and he wants you to look good after watching the movie!
The story continues on the big screen, and the laughter in the cinema continues.
When Qian Debao appeared fiercely and scolded the trio for stealing his tiger, the scene burst into laughter again. After that, the three of them worked together to find a way to finally send the tiger back to Qian Debao's villa, and also got the right to view the surveillance, and then the bride's younger brother urinated in the pool, and the bad teacher arched his ass behind the tiger's butt and screamed one by one, and the funny trio was stunned again, and the audience was about to laugh and die.
Ma Shuming pointed to the screen: "Hahaha, this actor is too stupid, right?" What a tiger there! ”
Xiaomo also nodded happily: "And that fat man, haha, Qian Debao acted well this time, the conversation with the fat man is super funny!" ”
The person next to Ma Shuming wiped his nose with a tissue: "No, no, no, the snot is laughing!" Is this really the script that Mr. Da Shu wrote? Or is it based on what happened on the night of Dashu's hangover? ”
"Then Teacher Da Shu is the same as on the surveillance?"
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Under the "malicious" speculation of some viewers, the film continues, and after the funny trio has passed through the casino to gamble money and find the underworld to trade the groom, the bad teacher has a flash of inspiration and finally thinks of the groom's position.
The three of them returned to the rooftop of the hotel, and sure enough, they found Shu Hongming lying in the corner. When the picture turned to Shu Hongming's face, I saw that Shu Hongming's whole body was sunburned red, looking like he was dying, and after seeing the funny trio, Shu Hongming began to explode foul words, "I'm almost baked", "What kind of plane are you guys doing", "I'm going to kill you bastards" and so on.
"Hahaha!" Laughter rang out again from the cinema.
"Damn! I can't stand it anymore. Is this my Dashu teacher? Teacher Da Shu, is this swollen? ”
"Where's my mild-mannered Dashu?"
"The three of them really left Teacher Dashu on the rooftop?"
"This plot is too interesting, isn't it?"
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On the big screen, the three of them finally found the groom after a lot of hardships, and hurried back to the wedding scene, the cuckold dentist broke out and dumped his girlfriend, the teacher's family was reunited, the wedding was successfully completed, and the film was also at the end, the four of them found the digital camera that recorded their madness last night, and decided to watch what happened last night together, and then delete all the photos.
Amid the sound of brisk electronic music, the four of them approached the camera and pressed play, and then the quartet jumped away in surprise and covered their faces together: "Oh my mother......"
Seeing the ending song and subtitles on the big screen, the audience also knew that the film was over, but they were still looking at the screen with laughter......
As the cast and crew ended, Ma Shuming and Xiaomo got up together and walked out of the screening hall with the flow of people, but they were still laughing and discussing the plot of "The Hangover".
The two of them were talking, Xiaomo seemed to remember something, took out her mobile phone and sent a message to the [Dashu + Rice] TT group: "Hahaha! Just finished watching "The Hangover", this movie is so funny, I almost didn't die of laughter! ”
Stupid purple immediately appeared: "Xiaomo, how is it?" My recommendation is right, right? In this year's Spring Festival, "The Hangover" is definitely the funniest! ”
"That's right, that's right. When we watched the movie, the laughter in the screening room never stopped. Xiaomo agreed, and then remembered the scenes in the movie, especially some perverted, spoofed, and disgusting funny scenes, and gave a more pertinent evaluation:
"It's just too undisciplined!" (To be continued.) )