Of course, the Purple Star Galaxy was only the first to vomit blood from the abuse. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

After this news of the Purple Star Galaxy, Xiao Yu, Xiao Yueyue, Yangyang, and Stupid Purple who are often in the water group in the group bubbled one by one, and a large number of various "vomiting blood" expressions instantly swiped the screen.

"My old blood, Xiaomo, are they really arguing and making awkward noise? It's obviously rice, okay? Xiaoyu made a "laughing and crying" expression.

"Xiaomo, I suddenly want to add a buff to you! directly said that the two of them were showing affection, and said that they were making an awkward scene, which caused me to click on the video...... In this miserable festival, let me see such a video, you might as well kill me directly! Xiao Yueyue also has a big opinion of Xiao Mo.

"I'll just say, these two are tired of being crooked together all day long, how can they really quarrel......" Yangyang seemed to be very resentful.

"I'm going to take a big bite of dog food, and I'm starting to doubt life again. I'm going to kill myself, don't stop me. The Dark Night Shadow sent a dynamic emoji of "I'll die for you".

"Little Mo Ni Song Kai, don't treat you like this! It's a big holiday, isn't it heart-stopping! ”

"Woooooooooo......oo It's like, Xiaomo, why are you sending this thing out of order? We're feeling good right now. "It's super not grass, and I also sent a message.

The sea strangely shook is Chao is not grass: "Brother Chao, what are you stuffing in your heart?" You have a wife, aren't you romantizing with your sister-in-law today? ”

"Romantic your sister~" is super not grass burst into a foul language, "My wife and I had a candlelight dinner at home, and we just finished watching the video together, and my wife also wanted to learn from Dashu and Rice in the video, and they showed off like that, but she was really angry after saying two sentences, so I had to find a way to coax ...... I'm so wronged! ”

"Poof~ A congratulatory message from Renmin University, Brother Chao, what are you talking about, hurry up and coax your sister-in-law!" Xiao Yueyue made a "laughing and crying" emoji.

"Brother Chao, this is purely a disaster! I deeply sympathize. Xiao Mu bubbled silently.

"Hahaha! After watching Xiaomo's video, I almost cried when I was abused, but after watching what happened to Brother Chao, I suddenly felt inexplicably happy. ”

"Laughing to death, Da Shu and Rice show affection can still cause family conflicts? I was suddenly drunk~"

“……”

There was a mess of news in the group, Xiao Mo was also staggering, and after sending a message of "sympathy for Brother Chao", he turned his head to look at Ma Shuming beside him, and suddenly there was a deliberate anger in his heart, making Ma Shuming coax himself......

“…… Ay? Why do you think of me like that? Ma Shuming's face was inexplicable.

Xiaomo thought about it, but still gave up her unscrupulous plan - Ma Shuming's IQ is not high, and his EQ is not high, if he pretends to be angry with him, he may really be angry in the end......

"I'm almost done eating, what are we going to do in a while?" Xiaomo asked Ma Shuming's opinion.

Ma Shuming thought for a while, and then threw the ball back into Xiaomo's hand: "...... Say it, I'll listen to you. ”

"Then ......" Xiaomo looked out the window with snowflakes, and felt that today was not suitable for outdoor activities no matter what, and said, "Why don't you go to the movies!" Wait until I ask what movies are better in the group......"

Xiaomo posted a message in the group, and someone quickly replied: "Let's go watch "Mengbao Chuang Yanjing 2"! The producer is quite conscientious, and the quality is very good. By the way, you can also watch "Ouchi's Secret Agent: Jianghu Fengyun" casually, the plot is quite funny......"

"The plot of "Ouchi's Secret Agent" is also called funny? The funniest movie in the Spring Festival file is "The Hangover", okay? I went to see it in the afternoon and almost didn't laugh at me! "Stupid Purple recommended "The Hangover".

Xiaomo was stunned for a moment, and immediately asked, "Stupid Purple, "The Hangover" is good-looking?" After the premiere of "The Hangover", didn't those media reporters and film critics say that "The Hangover" is super bad! also said that Da Shu didn't understand movies, and it was a mistake to adapt it based on his own hangover experience......"

"Huh? I also watched the recent news, so I went to watch "Super Detective 3" today, and I didn't watch "The Hangover". ”

"Xiaomo, (angry), those reporters and film critics are all talking nonsense!" Stupid Zi immediately defended Shu Hongming's honor, "What do those guys know!" Mr. Da Shu is truly talented, and his writing skills and strength are definitely the pinnacle of the literary world! "The Hangover" Da Shu is half a screenwriter, how can it be bad? ”

"Stupid Purple, Stupid Purple Sister, I really didn't find out before, you are actually a brainless fan of Teacher Da Shu~" The sea teased.

Xiao Yueyue also bubbled at this time: "Xiaomo, I also think I should watch "The Hangover". Have you paid attention to the reasons for the awkwardness in the Dashu and Rice videos? The questions asked by Da Mi are 'is work important or am I important', 'Is work important or am I important', which means that Da Shu is likely to have worked in the studio for a day today and did not accompany Da Mi, so Da Mi is angry! ”

"I'll it, it seems to be true!" The afterimage of the dark night echoed, "I didn't expect Dashu to work so hard!" On the first day of the Lunar New Year and Valentine's Day, they are actually working. When you go back, you must watch "The Hangover", and you should support Dashu. ”

"Haha! Dashu has worked hard, I really want to support it, and I will go to the field tomorrow. ”

“……”

Xiaomo looked at the news in the group, pondered for a while, and decided to choose "The Hangover" - she and Ma Shuming had just gotten autographs from Shu Hongming and Rice, which is also a real "benefit", if you go to watch other people's movies, it does seem a little inauthentic......

"Let's go watch "The Hangover"~" Xiaomo turned her head to look at Ma Shuming.

"The Hangover?" Ma Shuming's eyes lit up, and he nodded again and again, "Okay, good!" I've wanted to see Xiaomi for a long time...... Ahem, I've watched "The Hangover". ”

That's right, Ma Shuming is a "devout" Xiaomi Cultist, if he wasn't going to accompany his girlfriend today, he would have gone to the cinema to watch "The Hangover" a long time ago - Xiaomi's cameo movie, as a believer, of course you have to enjoy it~

Xiaomo heard Ma Shuming's slip of the tongue, rolled her eyes, raised her foot and kicked Ma Shuming-

This dead pervert who likes little girls!

……

8:20 p.m., inside the cinema.

Ma Shuming and Xiaomo sat on their seats, holding popcorn in their hands, waiting for the movie to start, and while looking back and forth: "It seems that there are not many people watching "The Hangover"......"

Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year and the night of Valentine's Day, and it stands to reason that there should be a lot of people watching the movie, but the screening hall of "The Hangover" is not even half full.

"Probably...... Is "The Hangover" really not good at all? ”

Ma Shuming nodded, and a young man next to him immediately spoke: "Of course, you haven't seen film critics and reporters saying that "The Hangover" is not good-looking for two days!" To be honest, I made an appointment with my girlfriend to watch a movie today, and I originally wanted to watch "Meng Bao Chuang Yanjing 2", but I ran out of tickets for a long time, so I chose "The Hangover" ......"

"Haha, me too. I was going to watch "Ouchi's Secret Agent: The Rivers and Lakes", but I didn't have a ticket. ”

"Forget it, forget it, it's not good if it's not good, it's just a pastime, otherwise there is nowhere else to go......"

"My dad and mom went out for Valentine's Day together, and it's boring to be at home, or I'm too lazy to watch it."

“……”

The people around were talking, Ma Shuming and Xiaomo glanced at each other - is "The Hangover" really so bad?

As he spoke, the lights in the screening room dimmed, the surrounding discussions disappeared, and a few seconds later, the logo of Shumi's studio began to appear on the big screen.

The cartoon image of Shu Hongming and Rice walked out from both sides of the screen, and a piece of white was wiped out on the pitch-black screen, and then the two cartoon characters walked to the middle of the screen and hugged each other tightly.

After the cartoon animation, the screen cuts directly to the front, and the scene in the wedding decoration appears on the screen. In the room, Dami was sitting in front of the makeup mirror, already wearing a wedding dress, Fan Ling, who was a guest makeup artist, was putting on makeup for Dami, and Dami was holding a mobile phone, making anxious calls, and the people around her were full of worry.

Xiaomo looked at the rice in the picture, and suddenly said "ah": "Rice, her wedding dress this time is better than the one in "Those Years"!" ”

Ma Shuming nodded "mmmm", a little absent-minded.

In the film, it didn't take long for Rice's phone to finally connect, and Guo Yan, who played the role of a bad teacher, appeared in the picture, and after explaining a few words, he said: "...... We lost the groom......"

When Xiao Mo saw this, he couldn't help but smile-

Well, the beginning of this movie is quite hilarious. The bridegroom and bride were about to get married, but the groom couldn't find them......

The plot continues, Yu Binbin, who plays the bride's younger brother, appears, and then the laughter begins, this weird bride's younger brother is like a laughter machine, and his every move is causing bursts of laughter.

The story on the big screen advanced in bursting laughter, the foursome went to the magic capital together, stayed in a luxury hotel, and after a night of carnival, there was an extra tiger, a rooster and a baby in the luxury suite, but they couldn't find the groom who was about to get married, so the bad teacher, the bride's brother, and the cuckold dentist were collectively confused, and began to rush out of the hotel to find the groom-

When I saw this, there was laughter in the screening room, some people chuckled, and some people laughed so loudly that their shoulders shook and they laughed loudly.

Ma Shuming and Xiaomo were already fully engaged in the plot at this time, the two of them looked at the big screen, covered their stomachs together, laughed, and were out of breath like a bellows: "Hahaha!" I'm laughing to death! I'm going to laugh to death......"

“…… How can it be so funny? (To be continued.) )