2. Cats, all liquids
"Your Highness Batu, this is your meal today. ”
The beautiful maid in the maid costume threw the tray on the ground very politely, and the spilled porridge rebounded on Yan Batu's face.
"That's it, is it okay for the young lady to give me a piece of bread?"
"His Royal Highness the Great Prince is not allowed to give you the main food. ”
Tut.
Yan Batu secretly smacked his lips in his heart.
He woke up in this cage a week ago and knew it was going to be bad.
This is really the world of his new book, not to mention the name "Yanbatu" with a similar pronunciation, the attitude of the people around him towards himself if he looks at beasts also proves that this is really a reality.
However, his new book didn't even finish the outline, and he was brought here as soon as he wrote a male protagonist, which means that he doesn't know the plot at all, let alone engage in plot killing like those protagonists who have crossed over. And, according to the assumption, he is going to be persecuted by all human beings, which makes people shudder to think about it.
The maid was apparently sent by the eldest prince to torture him.
According to the setting of the previous book, the protagonist has 4 wives, and he is the little prince born to the 4th wife, and the child of the orc princess with the lowest status. And this princess died of illness in just three years because she wanted to abuse the male protagonist, so now he will be raised as a beast.
However, there are policies and countermeasures.
"Little sister, look at my big, thick tail. ”
Yan Batu stretched his large black and white tail out of the cage and wrapped it around the maid's feet.
An enticing aroma came from the big floppy tail.
"You give me a loaf of bread, and I'll let you knead it, okay?"
"Goo..."
The maid swallowed.
She was originally an ordinary peasant girl, and later applied for a maid to have a chance to enter the palace. The eldest prince saw that she was doing things like five big and three rough, so he sent her to torture the fourth prince, but to be honest, she couldn't do it. If it was to kill chickens and cows, she might not hesitate. However, although the fourth prince has animal ears and a tail, his face is a very cute child. A week ago, when the fourth prince had an awkward quarrel and didn't eat, she even felt very much like her wayward brother. After the prince woke up from hunger, he became fond of eating, and even a little greedy.
However, even if he likes to eat, he can only eat wheat porridge, which is the order of the eldest prince.
In fact, as an ordinary human maid, she can't bear to torture such a young child, and her conscience will definitely be tortured.
However, an order is an order.
"Ah, Lord Prince, please put away your filthy tail, and if it stains my clothes, it will be difficult to wash. ”
The maid squatted down and pretended to take her tail away, and by the way, she stroked the fluff of the tail hard.
At the same time, the moment she lowered her body, a round loaf of bread rolled out of her pocket and rolled right in front of Yan Batu.
Yan Batu's eyes were quick to receive it in his arms.
"Then I'll clean up after you've eaten. ”
"Hmph, stingy. ”
The young lady's words were obviously deliberately said to the guards guarding the door, so he naturally had to cooperate with the acting.
I know, how can a girl hate furry creatures, although I don't have a girlfriend, but the paper man's wife can circle the earth.
The bread was quietly broken and mixed in the wheat porridge, which was eaten by the servants so it was hard and coarsely made, but it was enough for Yanbatu, who had not eaten the staple food for a long time.
Spoonful after spoonful of food, Yan Batu's brain was spinning wildly.
He's been in this world for a week, because it's not clear what he's being inside and out of, but it's generally inferred that he's in the condition.
This is the Deng Yinzhe Continent.
It is the worldview of the work written as a picture of Yan Ba when he was a human being.
The current timeline should be the time when the last novel ended.
Humans have used magic to dominate absolutely, and there are three other races besides humans. Namely: demons, gods, orcs. After the human king Yantear is the male protagonist of the previous novel, after defeating the demon race, defeating the other two races, and unifying the Deng Yinzhe continent, the demon race became a vassal of the human race and has a high status in the ruling layer of the human king. The original demon king's daughter also became the queen of the human king. And the last princess of the Celestial God Clan was also robbed by the king of men as his wife. Only the orcs worship their own princess as a relative to the human race.
And the princess of the beast clan was originally set to race the big civet, that is, the legendary civet cat. It may not be understandable to say this, but if you say "cat poop coffee", most people may be able to understand it. The civet cat is an animal that can release aroma, and it is also a second-class protected animal in the original world. However, there are also people who breed it to produce cat poop coffee.
Yan Batu is an orc of a large civet. Orcs are different from humans, they can basically become adults in a few years, just like Yan Batu is now, on the surface he is thirteen years old, but in fact he is only three years old.
Fortunately, no one in this world has yet discovered coffee beans, and no one wants to drink orc poop.
At the thought that someone would drink their poop with relish, Yan Batu didn't even have the oatmeal porridge in his mouth.
"Are there really humans who eat poop? and not decomposers..."
The two guards at the door laughed as they watched Yan Batu eating on the ground.
It's not that I can't understand that when my mother was there, Yan Batu was at least a prince, and these guards would still maintain a minimum of respect. Now, I'm afraid that in their eyes, the prince is not even as good as a watchdog. It's not that people are warm and cold, beating the water dog is the common mentality of the inferior, and the pain of others is the source of their own happiness, and it is not surprising that this kind of passerby character has this mentality.
A bowl of porridge is finished in a blink of an eye, and the bowl and spoon are neatly arranged on the plate.
Yan Batu began to observe the situation around him, and the little prince seemed to have been on a hunger strike before Yan Batu's body was occupied, so he was very weak when he first woke up, and he didn't have the energy to pay attention to the things around him. A week of recuperation finally allowed the body to move freely.
First of all, this is not a place outside the palace, because the maids of the palace are not allowed to go out without permission, and the servants are not allowed to leave the palace after signing a contract with the palace, unless it is a royal charter, and the royal family's charter needs to be pardoned by the king of the people himself, Yan Batu does not think that his eldest brother has the ability to forge the pardon.
Second, this is obviously not a place like the back kitchen of the palace or a horse farm, and the big civet has a very sensitive sense of smell. There is no smell of food in the vicinity, and there is no smell of animal droppings. On the contrary, there is a floral scent, and there must be a garden nearby.
Thirdly, the guards at the gate were clearly the Royal Praetorian Guards, and they wore military uniforms with the coat of arms of the Kingdom of Man embroidered with gold silk. It was impossible for an ordinary soldier to wear a military uniform decorated with gold wire, and only the Praetorian Guards of the royal family would have such a costume.
The most important thing is that although he has never seen his father, after all, as a prince, he has been imprisoned for at least half a month, but no one has looked for him. Presumably, this is the eldest prince, the unscrupulous brother's private garden.
The tail is curled in a ball.
Yan Batu searched hard for Yan Batu's memories, the three-year-old mind may have matured for an orc, but the mind is obviously still ignorant.
In these shallow and pitiful memories, the little guy pestered her mother almost every day, never even went out of the dormitory, and never even saw her father. And his mother is a doting guy who has always protected him well. It is inevitable that he will go on a hunger strike after being imprisoned, and he is completely a child who does not understand human accidents.
However, useful information is available.
Yan Batu has two older brothers and one sister.
The big brother is a human being, called Yanyi, with an extremely perverse personality and an aversion to other races, which is the so-called "fierce big brother".
The second brother is a demon named [Mammon]. Little Batu remembers him very little, only that he was rich. "Rich Big Brother".
My sister is obviously much special.,It's a celestial god clan with a halo on her head.,A beautiful girl with black hair and a childish face.,Yan Batu said that he was very interested in this part.,But the memory is only the rough impression of being her tail.。 "Pretty but strange sister".
And then there are the orc guards of the two mothers, who basically only have the idea of "it's terrible".
What a defeat for a loving mother!!
Yan Batu really wants to talk to his mother about children's education.
Although there is not much useful information, at least it is possible to clearly analyze who can help you.
Sister and two janissaries.
Now, the only question is how to find these people, if it is the eldest brother's backyard, then obviously the odds of finding the elder sister are obviously higher than the odds of finding two guards, and the impression of "terrible" is obviously not a good word. Maybe the other party was also sent by the eldest brother to monitor, so the sensitive little Batu had the impression of "very scary".
Moreover, the sister is a princess, and generally the princess and the prince's dormitory are adjacent, so the chances of finding the sister are much greater.
The remaining question is how to find my sister.
It was about noon, and the strong sunlight shone down, causing Yan Batu's pupils to shrink.
"Sure enough, from now on, I can only live as Batu. ”
As an optimist, Yan Batu's heart has gradually accepted the reality of becoming an orc, and perhaps he now calls himself Batu in his heart.
"Batu, just Batu, aren't orcs cute? ”
Some things are like this, as long as you accept the setting, maybe your heart will be more happy.
Holding himself up with his tail and curling into a ball, Yanbatu is ready for a good night's sleep, after all, daytime is not a feline stage.
It's night.
Yan Batu, who was in the cage, opened his eyes wide, his pupils flickering with an eerie light.
It's the same time as Earth, and it's around 11:00 now, and the guards are showing signs of fatigue. Their job is not an easy 9-to-5 job, with shifts changing every six hours, and sometimes shifters have tasks that may require them to stand for 12 hours at a time. For example, today, except for the ten minutes of eating, they are basically in a state of long-term mental tension.
Even the most capable soldier could not withstand such a toss.
"Hey, I'll squint for a while, and you'll call me when someone comes. ”
"What, I still want to sleep. ”
"Long-winded, I'm your senior, listen to me. ”
"Well, it's all this damned orc prince, or where would we need to suffer this. ”
The aggrieved guard stared at his blood-red eyes, but staring at the sleeping senior, his heart was angry.
It's just two days earlier than me, why can you sleep and I can't sleep!
"Let's squint secretly, he can't run away with a cage anyway. ”
In the end, drowsiness prevailed over his eyelids, and he slowly closed his eyes.
Roar, they're all asleep, the lives of social animals are miserable.
Yan Batu twisted his neck and stuck his head out of the iron cage.
Well, if the head can pass, then it can pass.
Sure enough, his skinny figure managed to get out of the cage without any problems.
"Hahaha, my time is up. ”
The big civet boy "whoosh!" and disappeared into the moonlight.