1. Can you imagine yourself being killed by a character from a novel?

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This is an era of advanced information, or an era of information explosion. Even the elderly have smartphones.

For example, the young man in front of him is scrolling his mobile phone on the subway.

"It's over, my books are hitting the streets again. ”

The young man is a freelancer, it should be said that he is forced to freelanc, originally he was a 9-to-5 social animal, but because of the long-term liver mobile game body gradually collapsed. The company fired him first, after all, the HR manager saw his big dark circles every day, and his heart was drumming.

This guy won't die in the company.

After getting the severance pay of 3W, the young man wanted to transform into a professional writer.

Clearly, though, there are some things that you can't just do if you want to.

"Isn't it just a little bit white? Let's see if it's over, tsk. ”

In this era, everyone can express their personal opinions and remarks, and reasonable comments are naturally good, but it is obvious that the proportion of "keyboard warriors" in the comment area of his cool writer is higher.

It's a pity that this rookie writer is not only a novice in the article, but even a sprayer is at the level of Zu'an Black Iron.

He could only sulk with his head down, and his glass heart had been shattered into slag in the line.

This is the gap between reality and ideals, but rather that the world he visualizes is a very beautiful world, full of magic and fantasy creatures, and it is inevitable that the protagonist will want to open up in such a world.

Don't you want to open the harem? Don't you want to be the overlord of the king's power when you open the harem? Don't you want to be the overlord of the king's power?

I'm not wrong no matter what I think, forget it, or open a new pit, no one reads old books anyway.

Thinking of this, the young man opened the author's backstage.

Just write a plot that abuses the male protagonist to death.,Then the original child born to the male protagonist of the book with the orc mother.,And then he was locked in a cage by his brother since he was a child.,You can't survive and die.。 Everyone around him treated him like a beast, and even his subordinates treated him like a beast.

"Hehe, so no one will say that I wrote Longao Astronomy. ”

"Don't you think it's a bit excessive?"

A middle-aged foreigner from the Mediterranean next to the young man seemed to see the outline of the novel he had edited and spoke out to stop him.

"Uncle, it's illegal to peep into other people's privacy, and I can write my own essays as I want. ”

The young man covered his mobile phone, and to be honest, it was still a little ashamed to write in front of others.

Because most freelancers like him are defined as not doing their jobs.

"No, don't you want to think about how painful this protagonist is? ”

"It's only in the virtual world that you find the real you. ”

It's just a novel.,An orc male protagonist, why do you have such a strong sense of involvement?

"No, you'll have to rewrite it. ”

The middle-aged foreign man couldn't help but say that he wanted to take away the young man's mobile phone.

"You're sick?!!!"

The young man, who was already a little angry, stood up and tried to stay away from this nervous uncle, he was agile and naturally did not take away his mobile phone, but his heart was still provoked with anger.

"If you are sick, go and treat it, don't come to harm people!"

The people around also watched over, so that the young people couldn't get off the stage, and even some people had already taken out their mobile phones and started shooting.

"That's my phone, how can you young man rob me of something. ”

"You're fart! I've been using this phone for more than half a year!"

Faced with this unreasonable situation, the young man felt that he was about to explode, this mobile phone was bought by him with half of his severance pay, and he usually felt distressed when he fell, if he wasn't already an adult, he probably would have started beating people a long time ago.

However, the crowd of onlookers did not think so.

"You see, it must be that young man bullying other people's uncles, and it must not be a good thing to be full of swearing. ”

"No, that uncle is so well dressed and will definitely not lie for a mobile phone, you see that young man in pants and slippers unkempt look is definitely an idle person. ”

"Hey, come and see, there's a thief caught stealing!"

The more the young man listened, the more outrageous he felt, so he went out for a meal, did he still have to wear a suit to go out? Moreover, this uncle was only weird to wear a long-sleeved suit in the summer, and he was not afraid of the prickly heat.

However, this middle-aged man does look rich, with a Rolex watch, an LV belt, and even a Gucci handbag in his hand, which makes the youth feel even more outrageous.

If you're so rich, why are you going to drive?

"yes, give me my phone back!"

The uncle was already impatiently rushing up, and even grabbed the young man by the collar and lifted him up.

"Let go of Lao Tzu! I said I bought it myself. ”

"How is it possible, look at the way people are dressed, and then look at you, I see, it must be that the poor can't eat, and they come here to make trouble. ”

An aunt blocked the young man's retreat from behind, wearing a red armband on her arm, obviously a volunteer.

"Young people, it's okay to make mistakes, it's important to be willing to admit them. ”

"No, I don't believe you look at the screensaver on my phone, that's my favorite anime character - called Texas!"

The young man hurriedly turned on his phone and showed the screensaver.

However, what was originally a cute Texas screensaver has become a holy cross.

"Hallelujah!"

The middle-aged man drew a cross in front of him.

"I'm Catholic, so my screensaver is a cross. ”

How can it be?!!

This time the young man was really hard to tell, he couldn't understand why his mobile phone screensaver suddenly changed, and he couldn't understand why these people easily believed each other's words just by relying on this uncle's mouth.

What kind of disaster is this, is God punishing me?

"Ding Dong! Qinghua Road has arrived. ”

The young man struggled to break free from his uncle's restraints, crashed into the aunt who was in the way, and rushed out of the car.

"Don't run !!"

Several voices came from behind him, and some young men in police uniforms also caught up.

"Peng!"

Before the young man could run a few steps, a citizen on the side kicked the young man to the ground.

There was a hard face-to-face salute between his nose and the ground, and several police officers had already pushed him to the ground and handcuffed him.

Blood also gushed out of his nasal cavity, and the youth fell into deep despair.

"I really didn't steal. ”

Tears poured out of my eyes.

If it snows on this hot June day, it may be able to prove the grievances of the youth.

People around have already taken out their mobile phones to take pictures, and I believe that tomorrow's headlines are that young people steal mobile phones and escape and are captured by enthusiastic people and police.

Is there anything more desperate? The detention center was not the place he wanted to go, and now he just wanted to go home and open a bottle of happy water, and then blow the air conditioner and punch the foreign uncle hard.

These things are in no particular order, and they all want to do.

"Comrade police, thank you for your support, it is worthy of China, and the law and order is really quite good. ”

"Everywhere, your Chinese is also quite good. ”

Damn bastards!

The young man looked up fiercely.

But he saw the cross in the eyes of the uncle.

Time also stops at this time.

Everyone stopped moving, and there was no sign of moving even the subway that was supposed to depart.

At this time, space and time seem to have entered a legendary state of stillness.

"Young man, is it nice to be misunderstood by humans?"

Uncle Mediterranean smiled and crouched down and grabbed the young man's hair.

“... Who are you?"

"Well, good question, I'm Gabriel, the archangel you destroyed in the last book, have you forgotten?"

......

The young man's brain began to roar, and this was simply nonsense.

The male protagonist in the previous piece of Xiaobai was the prince of mankind, and after eliminating the demons with the help of the power of the Celestial Clan, he fought back and wiped out the Celestial Clan, thus becoming the king of the whole world, and the Celestial Clan at that time should have been wiped out by the male protagonist.

Let's not talk about it.,The archangel Gabriel he said is just his fictional character.,Even if there is, it should be the first to be eliminated by the male protagonist.,If I'm not mistaken, when I entered the so-called "Fall of the Celestial Race" volume,,The first angel to be killed by the male protagonist was him.。

Isn't it just a character who serves as a stepping stone for the male protagonist?

Who writes novels wouldn't design this kind of character.,In JOJO's bizarre adventure Stardust Fighter.,Didn't Jotaro also farm monsters before he met "DIO"? Why am I going to be framed by a dragon trick crossing the plane to frame me when I write a novel?

"Hahaha, I was desperate when I was destroyed by that kind of filthy human race, but I got the apocalypse at the moment before I died, yes! The gods told me the truth of the world, it was you who kept writing in that filthy brain about the defeat of our Celestial Race, and we lost. I can't imagine that the gods will ask me to punish you. ”

"God punishes or something, how can there be gods in this world, I just write down the inspiration in my head, do you want to call it the apocalypse?"

Human inspiration will always only come from their own understanding of things, just like the first ape man who picked up bones as a weapon, that was the moment when human inspiration exploded, so thousands of years of history, how can it be attributed to the apocalypse, you say that dinosaurs are more reliable for revelation.

"That's right, so now I'm giving you two options. One, to be an apostle of God like I am, to worship Him and worship Him. Two, I will tamper with all your records, and even if you get out of detention, you will continue to be misunderstood as a criminal. I will be in prison for the rest of my life until I die of old age. ”

Isn't that just trying to pull me into the church?

As an atheist, young people have always disbelieved in these so-called divine revelations, if God really has mercy, why would he send such a sick guy to torture himself, just like those who believe in pyramid schemes, tell you that Ma Yun was also regarded as a madman in the first place. People have to live according to their own hearts, not follow the clouds, and there is no way to follow their own steps, what is the use?

"However, I refuse. What I love the most is to say 'no' to guys who think they're better than me. ”

Speaking of his favorite line from Shore Sensei, Yan Batu is now bent on death, even if he is misunderstood, if he doesn't even have the courage to say 'no' to the character he created, what kind of novel will he write.

"Roar, you're brave, just like those filthy humans, with only childish courage. ”

"Peng!!"

Yan Batu's face was slammed to the ground, and the bridge of his nose was broken.

“... Less in... Underestimate me there... It's just one... It's just brainwashed waste..."

"Ah, then let the waste teach you a lesson. ”

"Bang bang bang!"

The young man's head was continuously slammed to the ground like a leather ball, and his face had become a bloody blur.

Gabriel spoke of the dying young man, whose features were shapeless, and blood was spitting from his mouth, as if he were about to sail west.

"Well, if you believe in the gods, I can help you heal these injuries in an instant. ”

"Phew. ”

All that was responded was a mouthful of blood-red saliva.

"Good good !!"

This action looks to have thoroughly infuriated Gabriel.

He decided to let the young man survive and die.

"If you like to write novels, then I'll make you a character in your own novels. ”

Picking up the phone that was being held tightly by the teenager, the cross in Gabriel's eyes shimmered with a golden light, and the words began to float out of the phone, haunting the young man who was on the verge of death.

"I will make you the filthy orc hero of your own pen, you will be spurned by all humans, you will not be able to inherit your father's magic, and you will not be able to use human magic. You will be treated as a monster, imprisoned forever and forever in a cage!!"

The rampant and crazy words resounded in the subway station, but no one could hear them.

Because here, time and space have long been paused.

It's a shame to be killed by a character you wrote. It looks like it's going to be delayed again.,I don't know if someone will send me a blade.,Presumably my book will be lost in the database forever before long.。 Ah, I'm a little sorry for those readers, although my mouth stinks, but I will still vote for a monthly ticket, a bunch of tsundere guys.

Yan Batu's consciousness gradually blurred, he didn't know why he had suffered this kind of thing, he only knew that if he was allowed to meet the so-called god, he would have to spray him in the face with fat house happy water, and then kick his ass hard.

With the interplay of light and shadow, the flesh of the youth has gradually dissolved.

Gabriel hummed a little song, and the pleasure of revenge made him even more happy, because he had fundamentally avenged the extermination of his Celestial Race, and although he could not create a new world in which the Celestial Race had not been destroyed, he could replace the vanished Yan Batu and become a human in this world.

It's like being given permission to live in heaven by the gods.

It's really high.

What's more, here he has the ability to manipulate time.

"Da!"

He snapped his fingers, and time began to flow.

"What! This guy ran away?"

The comrades of the people's police who handled the case were shocked to find that the characters under them had disappeared without a trace in an instant.

"Ah, don't worry, I've got my phone back. ”

"But..."

"Don't worry, the gods will forgive him. ”

Gabriel smiled, and the thought of "nothing actually happened" flashed through the minds of the people around him, and they scattered.

And the remnants of blood on the ground seem to be silently accused.

Yan Batu, this young man he once existed.

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