689 Die again
"It seems that the body of the rat demon is not so enjoyable with the rat medicine. The rest of his life laughed at him.
This guy, not to mention how proud he is, holding a plate of dumplings with rat medicine is like a rare delicacy, not only showing off in front of people, but also showing off in front of rats.
"This is by no means a rat drug. The Taoist priest said with great certainty, "You have to trust my instincts, I am very familiar with rat medicine." β
"Well, the shopkeeper only believed in your intuition that he believed that it was a rat medicine. Bai Xingxing said, "What kind of poison is it now?"
"It's also a rat medicine, but it's mixed with other poisons, I tell you, this poisoned one is poisonous, don't let me catch him, if he catches it, he must let him taste the soybeans stuffed in his buttocks..."
"What do you say?" Yu Sheng and Bai Xingxing asked him at the same time.
"The taste of suffocation. The Taoist priest wanted to crusade against the poisoner again, "oops", he didn't care about talking to the rest of his life, and slipped into the thatched house.
At the same time, a question flashed in his mind, "Did they say that I am a rat demon, did I forget to deny it?"
"Yes, let you take the rat pill. The rest of his life gloated, but then he started to worry.
He asked Bai Xingxing, "You say, is it one or two who poisoned people?"
Mouse medicine, laxatives, and drugs that change people's gender, three kinds of drugs poured out at once, and Yu Sheng couldn't figure out how many people were dealing with him for a while.
"I don't know. Bai Xingxing couldn't figure it out.
He asked Yu Sheng, "Shopkeeper, who have you offended lately?"
"Didn't offend anyone?"
Yu Sheng's words were against his will, so he recalled, "I offended two today, one became a woman, and the other was poisoned once." β
Bai was happy with a spirit, "The shopkeeper, it's not you who poisoned you, right?"
"What nonsense, the old beggar turned into a woman, that was done by Si You. "The rest of his life is not angry, how can he do anything to smash the inn signboard?
For the rest of his life, he is ready to become the shopkeeper of the world's No. 1 inn.
Yu Sheng walked to the well to fetch water, poured it into a clean basin next to it, and then poured the mussels into it so that the mussels could spit out the sediment.
Before he could straighten up, the old beggar screamed after turning into a woman from inside the firewood room, "Stop, stop, you female rascal, you say you just look at the upper body!"
"I'm just what I say, I'm talking about looking at the lower body, why don't you listen?"
She commanded her two men, "Quick, you two hold him down, over there, ram, no, old ghost, you cover that man's eyes for me, and you close them too." β
"Don't cover it, I don't look at it, what do you think of me. The man shouted, but was still blocked by the old ghost.
"Haha, it's time to improve my medical skills. All was in order, the grass smiled wickedly, and then the old beggar cried even more angrily from the wood-room.
"Shopkeeper, isn't this a bit of a sin?" Bai Xing couldn't bear to ask.
"The progress of medical skills always requires someone to make sacrifices, and besides, it is not the body of an old beggar. Yu Sheng said.
"But," he said, turning around, "do you think the poison was given by an old beggar?
"Come on, the old beggar can't even enter the inn, what kind of poison is there. Bai said happily.
"That's right, that grass is a little miserable for him. Yu Sheng nodded, squatted down and picked up the unclean things in the mussels.
After rinsing it again and changing a basin of well water, the scream of the old ghost of the ram came from the firewood room, "Out, out, out!"
The two people outside the courtyard were startled, and after glancing at each other, Yu Sheng shouted, "Cao'er?"
"In", there was a kind of anger in Cao'er's tone that was disturbed.
She stood up and walked over to the old ghost, "I asked you to cover his eyes, why are you covering your eyes?"
"No, I covered my eyes, and I don't know why he didn't breathe. The old ghost said very aggrievedly.
Cao'er squatted down and looked at the man who fell on the straw stack, "Oh, the residual poison in the body has attacked, and he is dead again, don't be afraid, you look for the shopkeeper to resurrect again." β
"What?" the old ghost was stunned, "He, hasn't he been revived, how can there be residual poison?"
"There is poisonous residue in the stomach, and the shopkeeper can revive the person and cannot get the contents of the stomach out. Cao'er said impatiently.
She took away the destruction of the old beggar and ordered the two-headed ghost to drag the man out and hand him over to the rest of his life.
"Let you lie, now you have a long memory, right?" Yu Sheng said to the corpse, and used the mirror to resurrect the man.
The man's fingers moved first, then his eyelids lifted, and he saw the sky where the black clouds were walking eastward, and then he saw the face of the rest of his life.
The man was taken aback, "Shopkeeper Yu, I really know it's wrong, don't poison me, you can't make it, the taste of broken liver and intestines is uncomfortable." β
"No, I..." Yu Sheng was about to explain, when he heard the man say, "Not only this time, but I will also tell you where to hide the money I cheated before?"
"Since you say so", Yu Sheng immediately said seriously: "Cheng, then I won't poison you, you tell Xiaobai where the money is hidden." β
For the rest of his life, he was happy with Bai and could still be trusted.
"Thank you, thank you. The man was busy thanking him, it was a big deal to cheat someone else's money, and it was better to die than to cheat this master's money.
Bai Xingxing pulled the man back to the firewood room again, and at this time, the old beggar also sorted out his clothes and walked out.
When he saw the rest of his life, his face was still red, and he was twisted and pinched, and he really had a bit of a woman's posture.
But after all, he couldn't resist the temptation of food, and the old beggar asked, "Shopkeeper, let's have dinner at seven o'clock in the evening?"
Cao'er had promised to give him three days' worth of food.
The old beggar also coveted the dishes cooked for the rest of his life for a long time, and he couldn't wait, leaving behind the pain of being naked.
"Shopkeeper Yu was called by you directly? Are you qualified to say this? Please pay attention to your identity. Ye Zigao walked in through the back door with a bucket of swill, he had just finished feeding the pigs.
"Go, what's the matter with you, pig's nose arches and eats, humming blindly. The old beggar said to Ye Zigao.
Ye Zigao stopped, and was about to say a few words, when a large number of old beggars glanced up and down, "Forget it, for the sake of you being a beauty now, I don't care about you." β
"Beautiful uncle!" the old beggar was overwhelmed with grief and indignation.
"Okay, don't make any noise, you go to the bunk room to deal with it for a while, and then go to the door to stay when the change comes back. Yu Sheng said.
If the old beggar goes to sit on the ground at the door of the inn in his current dress, the villagers who don't know will think that he will do something immoral for the rest of his life.
After the old beggar left, Yu Sheng put a pot of river mussels in the back kitchen, and then went to rest, leaving Bai happy to continue to guard the lobby.
At the same time, the real poisoner was listening to the teachings of the crowd in the room.
"It's not that the Son once said, excluding all the impossible, even if the remaining one is incredible, that is also a fact. The white-faced scholar let out a big breath and fell into his chair, "Why didn't I think it was you who poisoned me." β
"At first, I suspected that you had poisoned me, but when I saw that my eldest brother was poisoned, I dispelled this idea. β
Bazihu also sat down, "I never expected that you really poisoned your eldest brother." β
"The eldest brother was poisoned because of me, and the poison was also mine", the fourth sister hurriedly waved her hand, "But it was really not me who poisoned it, at that time..."
"Come on, you didn't poison it, could it be that the eldest brother poisoned himself himself?
The white-faced scholar shook his head, "Zi once said that pig-like opponents are not terrible, but what is terrible is pig-like teammates." β
"You don't talk nonsense?!" the eldest brother lying on the bed spoke, "Who is afraid of a pig-like opponent?"
"Andβ" The eldest brother paused, glancing at the white-faced scholar fiercely, "I fed the poison myself." β