Chapter 690: Conspiracy
"Ah!" the white-faced scholar and Bazi Hu said in unison.
The white-faced scholar blurted out, "Big brother, you are so stupid, actually..."
"I'm stupid for you. The eldest brother said angrily.
The eldest brother tried his best to put on a majestic appearance, but his puffy and ugly appearance, coupled with his gentle and watery voice, eliminated most of the majesty, but showed coquettishness.
The white-faced scholar didn't receive the anger of the eldest brother because of this, and muttered: "Isn't my sister the fourth sister?" ”
"What did you say?" the eldest brother glared at the white-faced scholar, and this time, the fierce gaze in his cracks was finally felt by the white-faced scholar.
"No, I didn't say anything", the white-faced scholar hurriedly covered his mouth, now that the eldest brother is angry, it's better not to mess with him.
"That's not right", Bazihu came to his senses at this time, "The fourth sister is a rat drug, big brother, you, you..."
The eight-character beard pointed to the current appearance of the eldest brother, and he couldn't find an adjective for a while.
"Ask your sister!" said the eldest brother angrily.
The eight-character beard was aggrieved, and glanced at the white-faced scholar, and the white-faced scholar said: "Big brother, this is your mistake, the second brother also cares about you, you are angry." ”
"No!" After the eldest brother yelled, he said in a gentle tone, "I said to ask you four sisters." ”
When the eldest brother had always maintained his dignity as a big brother with an angry voice, now he spoke softly, and the white-faced scholar and the eight-character beard always wanted to laugh when they listened, although they tried their best to endure it, but their faces were still exposed.
"Laugh at your sister!" said the eldest brother angrily.
"Yes, yes, the fourth sister is also quite funny. The white-faced scholar couldn't help but smile and nodded in agreement.
"Big brother won't let you laugh. The fourth sister kicked the white-faced scholar and asked the eldest brother flatteringly, "Right, eldest brother?"
"Hmph", the eldest brother closed his mouth, not wanting to let his voice make a woman's delicate voice anymore.
The fourth sister laughed dryly and explained to the Bazihu: "Big brother, I ate the poison." At that time, I saw that the people in the inn were about to suspect us, and decided to swallow poison to divert their attention. And then the eldest brother, it's like this. ”
The eldest brother snorted coldly again, like a grumpy little daughter-in-law.
The white-faced scholar said: "Fourth sister, I'm going to criticize you, Zi once said, plan and then act, how can you do it without permission?"
"Yes, Fourth Sister, the ancients..."The eight-character Hu stopped, turned around and asked the white-faced scholar, "What has Zizeng already said, help me think of one." ”
"I used to say, it's different from your ancients, how can you mix it?" said the white-faced scholar.
"Come on, is the son still there? Is it already immortal? Is that the ancient?" The eight-character Hu asked three questions in a row, which made the white-faced scholar speechless.
"Dede, I'll give you a sentence, 'Be brave and self-sufficient, plan and then move, and move will be successful'. The white-faced scholar said.
"Ah, yes, you see how good the ancients said. You have to make sure you're safe first, and then you can succeed, so you can do it rashly..."
Bazi Hu pointed at the eldest brother, "This is the current situation." ”
The fourth sister was still a little unconvinced, "It's not to blame me, I almost succeeded, it's only to blame that Taoist priest has a dog nose, and he actually smells the smell of rat medicine." ”
"It's all bad luck. The fourth sister finally concluded.
"Don't tell me luck!" the eldest brother said angrily, "It's because of luck that after the first few missions, my peers said that we were unprofessional killers." ”
He or she straightened up from the bed, "Professional killers will never blame luck for failure, this time, we will assassinate the target with real skills!"
"That's what the eldest brother said. The white-faced scholar echoed, "Fourth sister, I didn't say you, you see that you made the eldest brother angry, sat up and walked away." ”
As soon as the eldest brother lowered his head, the short shirt he was wearing before could no longer cover his body because of the two peaks of the bulge, and the uninvited guest was trembling in the air.
"Go, shut your thief's eyes quickly. The fourth sister hurriedly stepped forward to block the eyes of the two.
The two of them retracted their gazes stupidly, "Although Zi once said, 'Don't look at indecent things', I have to say that the eldest brother's is really chic." ”
"Hmm", Bazihu nodded approvingly.
At this time, the majesty of the eldest brother had long disappeared, and the two of them wanted to laugh unkindly.
"Get out, get out, I'm going to change my clothes!" The eldest brother was angry, picked up the pillow and smashed the two goods out, "Be careful and let the fourth sister also drug you." ”
"Big brother, what does this slave mean?" the white-faced scholar couldn't stop laughing.
Bazihu was a little more vigilant, and said before opening the door and going out: "Big brother, you are careful to be heard." ”
"Don't worry, the eldest brother's voice is quite soft now, and others can't hear it. The white-faced scholar said with a smile.
"Get out of here, I'll help my eldest brother change his clothes. The fourth sister finally urged.
"You go out too, the slave is a master!" the eldest brother said angrily, and then slapped himself, why can't this "slave" be changed?
The fourth sister also slipped out, and the three of them stood outside honestly waiting for the eldest brother's orders.
The surroundings were a little quiet, and after a little time, the white-faced scholar couldn't help but ask: "For so long, is the eldest brother enjoying himself inside?" ”
"Shut up!" Bazihu glared at the white-faced scholar, and by the way, he put on the majesty of the second brother, "The eldest brother has become like that, and he can't preside over the overall situation for the time being, so listen to me now." ”
"That's right, the eldest brother is angry now, has lost his cool, and is not suitable for the task. The white-faced scholar nodded.
If the shouts of the eldest brother are heard by outsiders, they will be exposed.
The fourth sister also agreed, "Second brother, what do you say?" she looked at Bazihu with expectant eyes, expecting to give her some important tasks.
"What's the most important thing to be an assassin?" asked Bazihu in a low voice.
"Run fast!" the white-faced scholar blurted out, and was kicked by Bazihu and the fourth sister together.
"It's professional!" said nonsense, "The fourth sister is the most professional, so the fourth sister is the most professional." ”
"What! I..." The fourth sister was about to argue, but Bazihu interrupted her undoubtedly, "As for the assassination, I'll go, I can't, and the third child will go again." ”
"What's the difference between you and the eldest brother's plan?" The fourth sister was angry, isn't this a waste of feelings?
"This shows that I see something in common with Big Brother Hero. "Bazi nonsense, just when the eldest brother shouted three people to go in, "It's so decided", Bazi Hu took the lead to go in.
The white-faced scholar followed behind and patted the fourth sister on the shoulder, "Fourth sister, listen to the second brother, you are not good at killing, the son once said..."
"Get out!" the fourth sister raised her fist and gestured, making the white-faced scholar mutter, "Only women and villains can't be messed with" went in.
"Hmph, if you say I can't do it, I won't do it? "The fourth sister touched the small lattice in the poison bag, this time I'm ruthless!
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It was overcast and dark, and when Yu Sheng came down the wooden ladder to the lobby to prepare dinner, he saw the Taoist priest lying on the table weakly.
"Yo, Taoist priest, how is it, how many times have you been to the thatched house today?" Yu Sheng asked him.
"Not to mention, I've been living in a hut all afternoon. The Taoist priest waved his hand.
"If I hadn't been able to look past it, let Cao'er boil a pair of herbs for him, it is estimated that there would be one more water ghost in the thatched toilet of the inn by smashing the door. Bai Xingxing, who was still sitting at the door of the backyard, said.
"You might as well let me die. The Taoist priest lay on his stomach and said, "I ate and slept in the open air, and all the money I worked hard to save went into that girl's pocket." ”
"What do you say, it's better to die than to live. "The rest of my life sat down and poured a cup of tea.
The Taoist priest raised his head with emotion, "Thank you shopkeeper, you still care about me." ”
"Then you are wrong to blame the shopkeeper, he is afraid that you will be disgusted to see you become a water ghost. Bai said happily.