Chapter 88: Do you want to be the Governor of the Heavenly Army?
Zhang Lei sat on the throne, showed the Xuantian colorful spirit treasure, and scolded Marshal Zhu: "Dog's day, the Queen Mother of the West has paraded here, and I heard that you are ravaging fairies here and committing heinous crimes. ”
The whip as thin as a leek appeared in Zhang Lei's hand, and a light struck Marshal Zhu, "pop-" There was a crisp sound, and Marshal Zhu's huge fat body flew out far and fell to the ground.
This whip knocked off half of Marshal Zhu's life, and the power of the whip was endless.
Zhang Lei slammed the table with a whip and shouted: "Marshal Zhu, are you guilty?" ”
Marshal Zhu knelt on the ground, trembling like chaff all over his body, and wailed: "The queen mother spares her life, and the lower official is guilty." ”
Zhang Lei laughed and said: "Write a confession immediately, if you don't write well, Lao Tzu will send you to the eighteenth layer of hell." ”
Marshal Zhu said repeatedly: "Yes, yes, I write, I write." ”
It wasn't until late at night that Marshal Zhu wrote a confession over and over again that Zhang Lei nodded his head in approval.
Zhang Lei stuffed Marshal Zhu's confession into his pocket and said with a smile: "Early tomorrow morning, I will immediately go to the Jade Emperor to ask for his resignation." ”
Marshal Zhu was shocked and said, "Didn't you recognize my confession?" ”
Zhang Lei laughed and said: "Dog's day, you can not resign, but Lao Tzu will hand over your confession to the super gods and hand it over to the Queen Mother of the West, and then, dog's day, you will be beaten to the eighteenth layer of hell." Lao Tzu, this is giving you a chance, you have to resign if you resign, you have to resign if you don't want to resign, your dog's life is in your own hands. ”
Marshal Zhu collapsed to the ground, a large pile of fat meat like dead pork, lifeless.
In General Li Dian's study, Zhang Lei handed him Marshal Zhu's confession, and General Li Dian smiled and said: "Lei, you are really talented, talented!" ”
Zhang Lei laughed and said, "Now rest assured, right?" You go to complain, Marshal Zhu resigns, will the Jade Emperor still blame you? Marshal Zhu may be killed by the Jade Emperor, and your position as a general will be retained. ”
General Li Dian's eyes were moist, and he trembled: "Lei, I'm not as good as you, admire and admire." ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said: "It's not too early, hurry up and write a letter of accusation!" Yu'er is still waiting for me! I wanted to rush back overnight to be with her. ”
General Li Dian whispered, "Let me bring the Immortal Slashing Knife!" The Immortal Slashing Knife was stolen from my home, and the Jade Emperor will blame me. ”
Zhang Lei sighed and said, "I'll take it back to the Divine Dragon Cave first, and then I'll talk about it!" The Jade Emperor asked, and you said that I took it away. ”
Li Yu'er was practicing singing on the top of the mountain, her eyes looking in the direction of the barracks, her heart hanging in her throat.
A hand suddenly patted her Xiao Xiang's shoulder, Li Yuer turned her head sharply, saw that it was Zhang Lei, and threw herself into Zhang Lei's arms without thinking.
Li Yuer asked in a low voice, "Brother, why did you come back so soon?" ”
Zhang Leiyang slashed the immortal knife in his hand, laughed and said, "Everything is easy to do!" ”
Li Yuer was overjoyed and said, "Brother, you are so powerful. ”
Zhang Lei stroked Li Yuer's Xiaoman's waist and said with a smile: "You continue to practice singing, I want to go back and lie down for a while, I haven't slept all night, damn it, I really want to meet my eyes and take a rest." ”
Li Yuer asked in a low voice, "Do you want me to sleep with you?" ”
Zhang Lei shook his head and said, "You sing your songs, leave me alone." ”
Zhang Lei flew towards the Divine Dragon Cave.
Ruying sat on the edge of the bed, stroked the fairy knife with one hand, and stroked Zhang Lei's leg with the other, and said with a smile: "Master, you are really good!" ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said: "Praise me slowly, this knife may not be able to be saved." ”
Ruying nodded and said, "Yes! This knife is specially used to kill immortals, and the Jade Emperor will definitely not let you master it. ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said: "If I appear as the special envoy of the Queen Mother of the West, the Jade Emperor will not dare to kill me." I will think that it is the idea of the Queen Mother of the West when I take the Immortal Sword, and if he wants to take back the Immortal Sword, he must take my fart well. ”
Ruying smiled and said, "Makes sense." You're killing multiple birds with one stone! ”
Zhang Lei fell asleep, Ruying put the fairy slashing knife next to the pillow and lay down next to Zhang Lei.
The Jade Emperor looked at the indictments of the ten generals and the resignation of Marshal Zhu.
Marshal Zhu is really too bastard, every word on the indictment is dripping with blood! The Immortal Cutting Knife was taken by Zhang Lei, the envoy of the Queen Mother of the West, and the Jade Emperor was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
The Jade Emperor looked at Marshal Zhu, his teeth were gritting, his head was hot, and he roared: "Come on, send Marshal Zhu into the eighteenth layer of hell." ”
The two gods stepped forward and picked up Marshal Zhu and walked out.
Marshal Zhu shouted wildly: "The Jade Emperor spares his life, the Jade Emperor spares his life!" ”
The Jade Emperor looked at the ten generals and sighed: "You have been wronged, the military camp still has to rely on you to manage, you must manage the army well, don't let me down." ”
General Li Dian and the others said in unison: "I respect the Holy Decree of the Jade Emperor. ”
The Jade Emperor said to General Li Dian: "General Li, the Immortal Cutting Knife was taken by Zhang Lei, you take it back for me, and call Zhang Lei, if you can't get the Immortal Cutting Knife back and can't call Zhang Lei, I will remove you." ”
General Li Dian said loudly: "Yes! I will definitely get back the Immortal Slashing Knife for you, but what if Zhang Lei refuses to come? ”
On this day, Zhang Lei and Li Yuer observed the growth of the Soul Returning Grass in the greenhouse, walked like a shadow, and said with a smile: "General Li has arrived." ”
Zhang Lei and Li Yuer flew hand in hand to the Divine Dragon Cave.
General Li Dian, who was wearing golden helmets and armor, knelt in front of Zhang Lei and said in a trembling voice: "General Zhang save me!" ”
Zhang Lei hurriedly supported General Li Dian.
General Li Dian refused to stand up, and General Li Dian wailed: "The Jade Emperor has killed Marshal Zhu, if I don't return the Immortal Sword, and take you to see him, he will remove me, and if I don't get it right, he will kill me." ”
Zhang Leilang smiled and said, "Isn't it just a broken knife?" Stand up, I'll accompany you to meet that old fellow. ”
In the solemn court,
General Li Dian, who was wearing a golden helmet and golden armor, was kneeling, and Zhang Lei, who was wearing a suit and sunglasses, stood with his head held high.
The Jade Emperor sat on the dragon chair, slapped the table and roared: "Come on, pull out Zhang Lei, who doesn't know the height of the sky, and kill him." ”
The two gods ran in and wanted to leave with Zhang Lei.
Zhang Lei held his head high, and the gods did not move. Zhang Lei knew that the Jade Emperor was intimidating him and wanted to kill his prestige. If you really want to kill him, you have to list the crimes.
The Jade Emperor pulled out the Immortal Slashing Knife and sneered, "What a profound cultivation! It seems that I will have to personally use the Immortal Slashing Knife to kill you. ”
Before the Jade Emperor's words could be spoken, the Immortal Cutting Knife was unsheathed and rested on the Jade Emperor's own neck.
The Jade Emperor was so frightened that he was rolling around, and said in a trembling voice: "Zhang Lei, you are so bold that you dare to kill me?" ”
Zhang Lei looked up to the sky and laughed and said: "Jade Emperor, you are so confused, I am just a mortal, and the immortal sword only kills the gods." ”
Chop the fairy knife into the sheath.
Zhang Lei, this is a tribute to the Jade Emperor, don't you want to intimidate me? Okay! That Lao Tzu also scared you. It turns out that you are also as cowardly as a mouse! Hahahaha!
The Jade Emperor sat down on the dragon chair and whispered: "Zhang Lei, you dare to despise the court with the support of the Queen Mother of the West, don't you want to think about it, who is in charge of this heavenly court?" ”
The Jade Emperor's momentum had been defeated, and his tone had softened significantly.
Zhang Lei smiled and said, "Of course, you are in charge." ”
The Jade Emperor's eyes rolled, and he smiled: "As the saying goes, those who know affairs are handsome, do you understand the meaning of this?" ”
Zhang Lei was secretly happy, the old guy's original intention was finally spoken, and he wanted to win me over. Zhang Lei nodded and said, "I'm just a small vegetable farmer who grows vegetables, and the vegetable garden envoy invited me to come to Heaven to grow vegetables for you gods." I only know that whoever is good to me will be good to him, and whoever is not good to me will be bad to him. The white-haired demon fairy has done countless evils, and I cleaned him up for Tianxingdao. Marshal Zhu took pleasure in ravaging fairies, and used his official position as a backer to squeeze the gods, and you cleaned him up. I appreciate your approach. ”
The Jade Emperor is so angry! I thought to myself, a little vegetable grower, actually said crazy words, judging me, Lao Tzu really wants to kill you.
But what is the reason for killing Zhang Lei? This kid even dared to kill the white-haired demon immortal, and after he killed the white-haired demon immortal, Lingbao Tianzun came forward to protect him. It's not good, the water behind this kid is too deep, not only does he have the support of the Queen Mother of the West, but also Lingbao Tianzun secretly helps.
The Jade Emperor's forehead was sweating, and he felt like a needle was pricking his buttocks.
Almost made a big mistake!
The Jade Emperor can be the leader of the Heavenly Court, if he doesn't have some brains, he can't be it. Heavenly Court Hidden Dragon Crouching Tiger, much stronger than him.
The Jade Emperor laughed and said, "I appreciate the courage, I ask you, do you want to do more for the Heavenly Court?" ”
Zhang Lei nodded and said, "I'm listening!" ”
The Jade Emperor asked, "Do you want to be the governor of the Heavenly Army?" ”