In the Jade Emperor's study, the Jade Emperor looked at Zhang Lei, who was wearing a golden helmet and golden armor, and said with a smile: "You, the governor of the Heavenly Army, are deleted by me, and your power is greater than that of General Li Dian!" If he is found to have made a mistake by you, you can investigate and punish him on my behalf, and I am not kind to you, right? ”

Zhang Lei nodded and said, "Thank you Jade Emperor for cultivating." ”

The Jade Emperor said, "Be loyal to me, and you will have a bright future, and I may even make you the marshal of the Heavenly Army." What do you get by following the Queen Mother of the West? ”

Zhang Lei nodded and said, "Everything is in plain sight, I will understand your feelings." ”

The Jade Emperor said, "Let's go, let's drink." ”

The Jade Emperor's dining scene was too big, and dozens of palace maids lined up to do service work for him, similar to the mortal emperor in the movie.

Zhang Lei sat at a small table not far from the Jade Emperor, with a few exquisite side dishes on the table, and two fairies behind him took turns to carry the dishes and wine.

The Jade Emperor asked, "Governor Zhang, have you married a wife?" ”

Zhang Lei shook his head.

The Jade Emperor smiled and asked, "Do you want to be a colt?" ”

Zhang Lei hurriedly shook his head and said loudly: "I'm sorry, I have a girl I like." ”

The Jade Emperor laughed and said, "I will make you king." ”

Zhang Lei waved his hand and said, "I'm sorry, I received your heart, it's not a matter of whether you can be crowned a king or not." ”

Although Zhang Lei is in harmony with many beautiful gods, he has only one wife in his heart, and that is the orchid fairy. Don't think that Zhang Lei has rarely met with the orchid fairy recently, so his feelings for the orchid fairy will be reduced in the slightest.

The Jade Emperor sighed and asked, "Can you tell me who the one in your heart is?" ”

Zhang Lei shook his head and said: "I am just a mortal, the one in my heart is a goddess, and I am not qualified to marry her for the time being." ”

The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "I can make an exception and elevate you to a god." ”

Zhang Lei shook his head and said, "Let it be!" You don't have to promote me. ”

The Jade Emperor had to be impressed by Zhang Lei.

What an iron-clad man! I like it!

If I can recruit him as a concubine, not only will I be the bottom of the pot for the Queen Mother of the West, but she will completely lose Zhang Lei, and I will add a right-hand man and get a loyal general.

The Jade Emperor and a maid behind Zhang Lei looked at each other, the maid nodded, and the Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Governor Zhang, I have eaten enough, and the court still has important matters to handle." You can walk around the palace casually, and I will have a drink with you in the evening. ”

Zhang Lei, accompanied by the maid, played in the back garden.

Zhang Lei sat down in the hall, and the maids who had been accompanying Zhang Lei left quietly, a few fairies served tea, and Zhang Lei drank tea while enjoying the scenery.

It's like a dream.

Fairies are like flowers, flowers move, dreams do not move.

The scenery is picturesque, the painting is quiet, and the heart is not quiet.

Zhang Lei's refusal to be a colt does not mean that he does not want to meet the daughters of the Jade Emperor.

In "Journey to the West", it is said that the Jade Emperor has only seven daughters, and Zhang Lei thinks it is absolutely nonsense. Because the Jade Emperor's harem is so huge, the concubines are like clouds, and if one person is born, there must be hundreds or thousands! In "Journey to the West", it is said that the daughters of the Jade Emperor are all skilled craftsmen, and they are bullshit, indicating that the author has never been to Heaven at all, if he has been here, he will know that the Heavenly Court is strictly hierarchical, dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, and the daughters of the Jade Emperor are born princesses and nobles, how can they need to work?

Li Yu'er, the daughter of General Li Dian, only needs to sing and dance all day long, she doesn't need to learn female popularity, she doesn't need to learn all labor skills, and the daughter of the Jade Emperor doesn't need to work!

"Journey to the West" is not credible, the dragon king written on it still has horns! Zhang Lei has been in contact with two dragon kings, all of them are humanoids, they are great gods, how can they be laughed at by people for making a monster? Even if you look like a youkai, you can become a human!

In Zhang Lei's view, the heavenly court and the mortal world are actually similar, and there are differences in culture, but the roots of culture are the same. The Jade Emperor, like the emperor of the mortal world, has power to the sky, and there are 3,000 beauties in the harem, all of whom are pampered.

Just when Zhang Lei was thinking wildly, the voices of the beauties came from a distance: "Welcome Princess Yuwei Xuanyin!" ”

Zhang Lei hurriedly turned around to watch, only to see a beautiful woman flying over.

Soaring like a frightening dragon, graceful like a dragon. Rong Yao autumn chrysanthemum, Huamao spring pine. Ethereal like light clouds covering the moon, fluttering like flowing wind back to snow. From a distance, it is as bright as the sun rising to the morning glow; Look closely, the scorching hibiscus is out of the green waves. If the shoulders are cut, the waist is as plain. The green long skirt is embroidered with light blue peonies on the cuffs, a few auspicious clouds are outlined with silver threads, a row of blue auspicious clouds is densely packed at the hem, and a wide piece of pale yellow brocade is wrapped in a wide piece of pale yellow brocade on the chest.

The peach blossoms of the soul eyes are dotted open, and the willow catkins of the style waist are flying.

Déjà vu, grandma's, this so-called princess Sao, seems to be the maid who was waiting for Lao Tzu just now! What does she want to do?

Zhang Lei bowed down and adopted a static braking strategy for this mysterious princess, waiting for her to speak first, and then finding a way to deal with it.

Unbridled laughter sounded: "What an amorous General Zhang, he doesn't even want to be a colt for a woman." ”

Zhang Lei immediately understood that this man had indeed put on makeup and waited for the maid just now. Grandma's, Lao Tzu is not Yanagi Megumi, beware of being by Lao Tzu, but irresponsible!

Zhang Leilang smiled and said: "What a amorous princess!" The small vegetable farmer Zhang Lei is clumsy, and if he is sluggish, please bear with me. ”

Zhang Lei is so bold that he dares to say that she is a amorous princess!

Princess Yuwei Xuanyin smiled charmingly and said, "What? Don't even invite me to a cup of tea? ”

Zhang Lei stretched out his hand to make a gesture of invitation, and said with a smile: "Please sit down." ”

Princess Yuwei Xuanyin sat down, the fairy attendant poured fragrant tea, Princess Yuwei Xuanyin picked up the teacup and sniffed it at her nose, put it down, and asked with a smile: "How am I compared to the beauty in your heart?" ”

Zhang Lei smiled and said: "You are a golden body, with this, no one in the Three Realms dares to compare with you." ”

Princess Yuwei Xuanyin raised her eyebrows and asked with a smile: "In that case, why do you still refuse to be a colt?" ”

Zhang Lei's heart skipped a beat, grandma's, what does this slut mean? Did she take the initiative to throw herself into Lao Tzu's arms? Would a princess do such a thing? The celestial realm is really weird! It's okay for this kind of woman to play, but it's definitely not okay to be a wife! The spring garden can't be closed, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall. is so active, so sassy, how can she still be a leftover girl? It must be that good men don't dare to marry her, and almost men don't get into her peach blossom eyes.

The thing of wearing a green hat on your head can only be done by you, not me.

Zhang Lei's brain started urgently, and he had to think of a good excuse for refusal.

Zhang Lei smiled and said, "Thank you princess for your concern." I refused to be a colt for a reason. I was an orphan since I was a child, I grew up in the countryside, and when I was a teenager, I set my ambition to marry a woman who could accompany me to climb trees and go down to the river to farm. The princess can't climb trees to dig birds' nests, go down to the river to touch fish and shrimp, and grow vegetables and vegetables in the fields, how dare I climb high? I'm sorry, but the little sparrow thinks that a small tree is very tall, and does not yearn for the sky. ”

Princess Yuwei Xuanyin smiled with flowers, ten thousand bells, and the soul orchid finger was raised: "The bird is hidden in the wild, the Kunpeng stays in the south, if it doesn't sound, it's amazing, if it doesn't fly, it's already a soaring sky, the water hits three thousand miles, and the one who sways up is 90,000 miles." If you want to cover up Mizhang, General Zhang, Governor Zhang, if you want to refuse the dignified princess, you should also make up some decent excuses. ”

Zhang Lei laughed and said: "You are a golden branch and jade leaf, and you have the appearance of a country, and you are a talent of eight buckets, like a bright moon, how can you favor fireflies in the mortal world?" ”