1305.The Man Who Picks Mushrooms (1/5)

The rookies pecked each other and ended with Eva's intervention, she called the two birds down, pointed at their heads and said: "The old lady has endured it for a year, for the sake of the child for a year, today can finally have a good time, if anyone makes trouble, the old lady cut its hair!" ”

The army commander nodded weakly: "Ah, the army commander is the most well-behaved, ah, the army commander is a good bird." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”

The political commissar also nodded hurriedly: "The political commissar is obedient." ”

Xiao Meng heard the shout and flew down, thinking that something was wrong, but seeing that no one paid attention to him, he blinked blankly and spread his wings again.

Fearing being attacked, the commander flew to Wang Bo's shoulder to seek refuge, and when it was all right, it muttered: "Ah, fascist! ”

Wang Bo smiled and said, "You let your Eva mother hear it, and the feathers will be plucked out for you!" ”

The commander shuddered and muttered, "Ah, the commander is the most well-behaved, ah, the commander is the most well-behaved." ”

After the spring rain, the scenery on the mountain is beautiful, the spring rain lasts for a long time, moistens the land and forests, the shrubs and flowers that have dried up for a winter have emerged some time ago, this time after the spring rain moisturizes, it is crazy to grow.

From the foot of the mountain to the mountainside to the top of the mountain, there are green weeds everywhere, and some unknown wildflowers bloom indulgently, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, and dot the hills.

Eva took two deep breaths and said intoxicatedly, "It's so beautiful, I never thought the mountains would be so beautiful." ”

Hou Haibo nodded and said: "Yes, it's beautiful, I feel that this grass is green and has been painted with paint, and it is really comfortable to look at in the eyes." ”

"This will think about the days of facing the computer screen every day in China, you can't live, right?" Na Qingyang teased.

Hou Haibo said exaggeratedly: "I can't live that day, I really doubt how I could bear it at the beginning?" I'm going to admire myself. ”

Li Xing shrugged his shoulders and said: "It's easy to go from thrift to luxury, and it's difficult to go from luxury to thrift." ”

Walking along the path behind the castle into the forest, some straw mushrooms appear on the trees.

Eva was pleasantly surprised when she saw it, and immediately ran over to pick off the mushrooms, and little Lori lifted the small basket and said, "Come, sister, put it in, put it in." ”

Hou Haibo lit a cigarette, Wang Bo extinguished it for him, and said: "Don't smoke on the tree, except for cooking, try not to touch the fireworks." ”

"So strict?" He said stupidly, "Lighting a fire and cooking is easy to cause a forest fire, right?" ”

Na Qingyang shook his head and said: "Wrong, according to New Zealand statistics, the number of fires caused by cooking is very small, and this reason is very small in the fire." ”

"Why?"

"Experts say that it is because when you cook, you will pay special attention to the fire situation, in this case, the possibility of causing a fire is low, and smoking is different, you will be used to throwing away cigarette butts, which is more harmful to the mountains and forests."

Wang Bodao: "Okay, don't worry about smoking, I have a joke about picking mushrooms here, do you want to listen to it?" ”

Hou Haibo asked, "What joke?" ”

Wang Bodao: "That is to say, Brother A and Xing Ye like to sunbathe, often go to the woods to lie down and enjoy, there is a monkey, it likes to pick mushrooms, you know, monkeys are omnivores, right?" ”

As soon as they heard this, the three of them raised their middle fingers at him at the same time: "Get out, Lao Wang, you are looking for trouble again." ”

Wang Bo said with a smile: "Listen to me, this monkey will count when picking mushrooms, one, two, three, four, five, and count one when he picks a mushroom." ”

"That day, Xing Ye was sunbathing, and then the monkey didn't notice it, so he picked mushrooms all the way and walked over, one, two, three, four, five, six, six, six, ......six, six

Hearing this, Qingyang shouted: "Lao Wang, shut up, I know this joke." ”

Li Xing said: "You are really disgusting, Lao Wang, but go on, I don't know." ”

Wang Bo said with a smile: "In this way, Brother A saw it, he stared at the monkey, and then saw that he went to pick mushrooms one day, so he lay down on the road he had to pass in advance, so that the monkey began to pick mushrooms, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine......"

Hou Haibo rolled his eyes and said, "My hand is bloody." ”

Wang Bo pointed at him and said, "Hey, don't talk nonsense, I didn't say anything." ”

That Qingyang pushed him and said, "Old Wang, when did you become so dirty?" This person is really incurable as soon as he becomes a father, and his thoughts are slippery, and you have to go back to criticize and self-criticize. ”

Little Lori frowned and thought for a while, then came over and asked, "Brother-in-law, what kind of joke did you just say?" It's not funny at all. ”

Hearing this, Wang Bo looked bitter: "Why did you hear it?" ”

Several others gloated.

The most abundant sight in the forest is the straw mushroom, a gray-white mushroom that can be found all over the world, and is said to have been spotted in the Arctic in September.

Wang Bo said that the straw mushrooms were very fragrant after being fried in oil, and when they saw that there were many mushrooms, the group picked them up.

He brought Uncle Bing and Aturu, who had the most knowledge of survival in the wild, and asked the two to identify whether there were poisonous mushrooms or not to prevent accidents.

When Uncle Bing saw a new mushroom, he carefully identified it, and then said the type and told everyone the answer. And no matter what mushroom Aturu saw, he immediately nodded and said that he could eat it.

Wang Bo pushed him and said, "You should be serious, we will be in trouble if we have a problem eating." ”

Aturu said aggrievedly: "Boss, I'm very serious, there are no poisonous mushrooms in New Zealand, these mushrooms can be eaten, I swear!" ”

Uncle Bing said: "Looking at it now, there are indeed no poisonous mushrooms. ”

Hearing this, Na Qingyang sighed: "Damn, this New Zealand is really blessed with a pure land on earth, there are no wild beasts, no poisonous insects, and not even many poisonous weeds, so what is the combat power of the Maori people who grew up in this environment?" ”

Aturu said: "You are insulting us, we are full of fighting power, and the white invasion of New Zealand was not smooth. ”

Bowen said: "It was your luck that you didn't run into the white thugs who invaded the Indians, otherwise the whole of New Zealand would have sunk you to the bottom of the sea." ”

Na Qingyang said: "I didn't insult you Maori when I said that just now, Aturu, I was insulting the white people Bowen said, those fools are really embarrassed by the guns in their hands!" ”

They were joking, and Hou Haibo suddenly shouted: "Ouch, come here, come here, what do you think this is?" ”

Wang Bo walked over curiously to take a look, there was a tree hole at the root of a Kalei tree, and two small and thin sky blue mushrooms stayed in it, the two of them seemed to be a pair of lovers, snuggling together, but it was beautiful.

"This is Azure Mushroom, what's so strange?"

Hou Haibo said: "Are they very common? Blue mushrooms, how rare. ”

Atulu said: "What is this strange, you give me fifty yuan, and I will conjure one for you." ”

Wang Bo knew that he wanted to fool Hou Haibo with the trick he had used to fool himself again, so he smiled and didn't speak, watching him perform.

(To be continued.) )