1306.Private Money and Wife (2/5)
Hou Haibo said suspiciously: "Is this kind of mushroom very common?" Where did you find it? ā
Aturu laughed and said, "You give me fifty yuan, and I will conjure it up for you, and I will conjure it up for you in my hand." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ā
"What if you can't change it?" Wang Bo interjected and asked.
Atulu said: "Then I will return a hundred monkeys." ā
Hou Haibo nodded and said, "That's okay." ā
He took out his wallet and took out a fifty yuan green hairy grandfather handed it to him and said, "Give you fifty yuan, you can conjure it up for me." ā
Seeing this scene, Aturu was dumbfounded: "I don't want your money, I want New Zealand dollars!" ā
Hou Haibo said: "You didn't tell me that it was New Zealand dollars, you told me that you wanted me fifty yuan." Aturu, you're also the boss, you won't admit it, right? That's a shame. ā
Aturu said: "No, no, no, how can I not admit it?" You give me fifty dollars, and I will conjure you a sky blue mushroom, and now I owe you a hundred yuan, a hundred yuan. ā
He calculated that according to the exchange rate, fifty New Zealand dollars could be exchanged for more than 200 yuan, and he still earned it.
Hou Haibo nodded and said, "Okay, I'll give you fifty yuan." ā
He operated it with his mobile phone and said, "Send your account, come, conjure a sky blue mushroom for me." ā
That Qingyang, Li Xing and the others laughed, and they all gathered around to watch the excitement.
Aturu said helplessly: "I want banknotes, cash!" Fifty New Zealand dollars in cash! ā
Hou Haibo said: "If you don't have it, you will ask for fifty yuan, I will give you fifty yuan, Atulu, you can't repay the debt!" ā
Aturu's fat face was sweating: "Okay, even if I owe you another hundred yuan." ā
Hou Haibo said: "Then do you still want to change?" ā
"Change!" Aturu gritted his teeth.
Wang Bo took out fifty yuan and handed it to Hou Haibo, asking him to give it to Atulu.
The Maori man happily got the money, and then he turned it over and looked confused: "Shet, where is the Azure Mushroom?" ā
Wang Bo couldn't bear to look at him and said, "Don't you know? In the first half of this year, New Zealand changed its banknotes, issued new banknotes, and there were no Azure mushrooms behind the fifty dollars of new banknotes. ā
Hou Haibo said with a hippie smile: "Atulu, it's another hundred yuan, which adds up to a total of two hundred New Zealand dollars and one hundred yuan." ā
The Maori man pretended not to hear and muttered, "Hey, I seem to have seen a wild goat, grab it, the wild goat is delicious." ā
That Qingyang and Uncle Bing stopped him and said, "You can't rely on the debt, Atulu, we men have to have a promise." "yes, you don't want to be called a discredited cop, do you?"
Atulu looked at Wang Bo helplessly and said, "Boss, the next time you give me a bonus, can you not give me all the salary cards?" Deduct three hundred dollars from me and send them to me in banknotes. ā
Wang Bodao: "You don't even have 300 yuan of private money, do you?" ā
Aturu shook his head with a sad face and said, "Not even thirty pieces." ā
Hou Haibo patted him on the shoulder and said, "Come on, my brother, you are really a good man, a good man who is afraid of his wife." ā
Li Xingdao: "You seem to be much stronger than him, monkey, let me tell you, you are the Chinese Atulu, and when you get married in the future, even Atulu can't compare." ā
Hou Haibo said unhappily: "Master Xing, what do you mean?" Can I be so afraid of my wife? I'm carrying a gun on my shoulder now, and I'm not even afraid of stepping on Mastra, I'm afraid of women? ā
"Stella? Tram or the dead scientist? ā
Hou Haibo hurriedly changed his words: "I'm talking about Godzilla, I just said it wrong." ā
"You're not married yet, even if you talk about this topic, you can be scared to say the wrong thing, so isn't it even worse if you're married? You won't be scared to speak, will you? Wang Bo laughed.
Hou Haibo glared at him, took Aturu's hand and said, "Let's go, man, let's play by ourselves, don't play with these bastards." ā
Aturu pushed him away and said, "I don't play with you, you are more afraid of your wife than me." ā
A group of people burst into laughter, Wang Bo beckoned Xiao Wang over, then took out a beer from his backpack and handed it to the group, raised the wine can and said, "Come, cheers to your wife, I know, you are not afraid of your wife, you just respect your wife." ā
Li Xing said: "Lao Wang, are you also afraid?" It's okay, Eva is still far away from us anyway. ā
Wang Bo shook his head and said: "Let's stop this topic, I'm afraid that my wife is too stupid, but it's right to respect my wife, you don't know how difficult it is for a woman to get pregnant and give birth, I can't stand it when I see it." ā
Li Xing shook his head and said: "Men are more difficult, of course, the premise is that the man who bears the responsibility, I have seen local men in Iraq and Afghanistan, in order to support a family, those people are all tough guys!" ā
Eva shouted in the distance, "Come on, there are a lot of brown mushrooms here, they are very delicious." ā
The group walked over drinking beer, and a small forest in front of them appeared a lot of mushrooms, and even oyster mushrooms, which are rare in the wild.
Wang Bo searched for it and found a large reddish-brown mushroom inside, so he also collected it.
Seeing this mushroom, Uncle Bing immediately took it out and threw it away, saying, "This is a deer flower mushroom, which is poisonous." ā
Wang Bo was surprised: "Didn't the bastard of Aturu say that there are no poisonous mushrooms?" ā
Uncle Bing smiled: "How is it possible? He just hasn't encountered it, has he? ā
Everyone was busy picking mushrooms, and the strong man blinked and looked here for a while, and then he walked around the forest for a while, and then raised his head and screamed.
Wang Bo looked over and saw a few white egg-like mushrooms in a patch of dead grass, and said, "What is this?" ā
Uncle Bing came over and said, "This is a delicacy, goose egg mushrooms, which are very good to fry and eat." ā
When he heard that they could be eaten, Wang Bo picked them up, then patted Zhuang Ding's head and said, "Well done, Zhuang Ding, you are really a good boy, a capable child." ā
The strong man was very proud, and he held his head high in everything he did behind.
Seeing this, the other furry children were very dissatisfied, and the fat cat brother thought about it with his eyes, and then climbed the tree.
When they came down again, their mouths bulging, Eva opened their mouths and saw that they were stuffed with eggs.
Seeing this, she smiled and said: "My God, we don't lack eggs when we are fat and fat, how can you steal the eggs of the mother bird?" ā
The fat cat brother couldn't understand her words, so he waited there expectantly with a shy face: Praise me, praise me, praise me, praise me.
Wang Bodao: "Put away the eggs, this is obviously an ordinary wild bird egg, there are so many wild birds in the woods, it doesn't hinder anything." ā
Uncle Bing looked at the fat cat brother and said: "The mouths of lynx are very flexible and ingenious, they can hold so many bird eggs without destroying one, which is amazing, no wonder the Soviet army wanted to train them to dismantle mines during World War II." ā
"Did it work?"
"A large number of lynx died, in fact, the Soviets just let the lynx go to the mines, those guys are ruthless." Uncle Bing spat and said.
(To be continued.) )