readx; After working for three months, He Xiaoming was very tired of the clerk, the summer in the tin room was as hot as an oven, when it rained, it was blown back and forth when the typhoon was blowing, He Xiaoming was worried all day long, thinking: "I don't know if the company has bought accident insurance for me!" He Xiaoming was quite easy at the beginning, but then the workload continued to increase, not only to make reports, but also to label, but also to be a clerk. Once, He Xiaoming had just finished typing a lot www.biquge.info of documents, and the supervisor took more than one meter high and asked He Xiaoming to fight, He Xiaoming's eyes were stupid when he saw the mountain-high documents, and he secretly swore: "I will never be a clerk again." In fact, this world is the same as Qian Zhongshu said, "Work is to besiege the city, people in the city want to rush out, people outside the city want to rush in," this is true! He Xiaoming was very envious of the white-collar workers in the office building when he didn't come out to work, but he didn't expect to find that the white-collar workers were so boring and boring after he became a white-collar worker! Facing the computer all day long, not only do my eyes work, but I also get tired of typing, and sometimes my hands hurt after using the mouse for too long. He Xiaoming works on a computer in the company, plays with the computer when he goes home for entertainment, and even chats with Zhu Yameng on the computer, sometimes He Xiaoming is afraid when he sees the computer. Due to excessive use of eyes, his myopia deepened again, and He Xiaoming thought: "It's over, this time the handsome guy is going to become four-eyed." After spending hundreds of yuan with a pair of glasses that he heard could protect against ultraviolet rays, He Xiaoming suddenly felt that he was a lot more gentle.

As the days passed, the half-year internship finally ended, and the company issued an internship certificate to He Xiaoming. When I returned to school, I finally met my classmates and teachers who had been separated for a long time, and everyone greeted and hugged each other as soon as they met. Several couples in the class who had been separated for a long time kissed me in front of He Xiaoming, He Xiaoming saw them kissing so much, and thought: "Is their saliva so sweet!" ”

At the class meeting in the evening, the teachers and classmates in the class had not heard He Xiaoming's beautiful voice for a long time, and they all asked He Xiaoming to sing Yang Zhengao's classic song "Childhood", He Xiaoming agreed to everyone's request, took out the guitar, lightly stretched the ape arm, and sang affectionately: "I still remember watching the stars at night when I was very young, the stars and the moon are so close, I asked it if Sister Chang'e is also happy?" It's always with eyes blazing and never showing! I still remember the kindness on my grandmother's face at that time, she said that I was a brother and I felt lucky! The days are very quiet, every day, and sometimes I cry my nose and swollen eyes! Grandma is always careful when peeling candy, and grandma's love is always in my heart! Whether it's storms, lightning or thunder, it always guards my little heart! After listening, He Xiaoming smiled, everyone felt that they were still unsatisfied, and continued to ask He Xiaoming to sing, the head teacher had no choice but to say to everyone: "I will propose to the principal to have a graduation party, if the principal approves, the Heaven Band will be the protagonist, and everyone can have a carnival with them at that time"! The students cheered.

The next day, the class teacher told everyone: "The principal of the graduation party has agreed, it will be held the night before the students leave the school, the Heaven Band will be the finale, and the school will hold a dance party after the party." The students were all elated, and some cheered: "Long live the teacher". After the bachelor's uniform was done, the teachers and students took a group photo, several beautiful girls in the class wore bachelor's uniforms and deliberately exposed half of their thighs and took a group photo, Li Hua and He Xiaoming watched "drooling" next to them, Li Hua said to He Xiaoming in surprise: "Oh, how white are those thighs!" He Xiaoming smiled and laughed, and said, "It's quite white." After taking graduation photos, the head teacher asked everyone to go to the restaurant to eat graduation wine (Jesus-style "Last Supper") in the evening, at the dinner party, He Xiaoming used beer instead of liquor and Li Hua, Shao Jiayi, Qiu Meng They guessed the horse, guessed and guessed that the girls also joined in, and Qiu Meng, a Sven person, felt: "It's too rude to guess the horse, only those who have no culture can guess the horse." I disdainfully hid to the side alone to "Xiao Zhan". At this time, the man in the class pulled Qiu Meng over and said, "What are you doing hiding aside, come, guess with me." Qiu Meng took the small wine glass and whispered, "I won't!" The man's wife shouted, "No, I'll teach you!" After speaking, he raised his sleeves and shouted: "Guess the box!" By all means! Trident! Two to the treasure! Four! Just guess it, will it? Qiu Meng seemed to understand and said, "I understand." The man's wife shouted, "Understood, let's come." So Qiu Meng threw the wine glass, stretched out his hand and guessed passionately with the man's wife: "Guess the box!" By all means! Trident! Two to the treasure! Four! The graduation wine was drunk until twenty-two o'clock in the evening, He Xiaoming was so drunk that his face was flushed, and Li Hua, Shao Jiayi, and Meng Jinlu were already drunk, and the three of them were drunk and went crazy, and almost smashed other people's restaurants (if it weren't for He Xiaoming's dissuasion).

After He Xiaoming and his classmates tried their best to help the three of them back to the dormitory, after settling them down, He Xiaoming turned on the computer to watch the news, and at this time I didn't know where to jump out of a 'heat map', the modern girl on the picture 'angel face, devil body, only wearing a set of three-point style', next to the picture wrote three big words: "Click on me". He Xiaoming didn't know if he was drunk or 'accidentally' touched the picture, the computer screen immediately jumped out n pictures out, He Xiaoming desperately turned off the picture, but the more it was closed, the more it was closed, it was closed, and finally the computer did not respond, He Xiaoming restarted the computer, but he didn't expect the system to be able to get in at all, He Xiaoming was very annoyed, reinstalled the system, or couldn't get in, only then did he know: "I fell into the gentle trap".

At dawn, He Xiaoming put the chassis into a cardboard box and took it to the computer store to give "after-sales service", and the technician of the store checked the computer and said: "It may be a virus, the system crashes, the data also collapses, and it is necessary to reinstall, re-restore the data, and re-disinfect." When He Xiaoming heard such serious consequences, he was about to collapse! Hurriedly asked: "How much does it cost to repair?" The store technician said: "100 yuan for reinstalling the system, 100 yuan for anti-virus, and 800 yuan for data recovery." He Xiaoming was surprised and said, "What? Aren't you guys guaranteed for three years? The technician of the store said treacherously: "We only have a basic warranty problem, that is to say, the problem of the machine itself, and now the machine has collapsed so seriously that we will not help." He Xiaoming was indignant, but because there were a lot of photos of him and Zhu Yameng stored in the computer, he could only say: "Then hurry up and help me fix it." The technician said, "How did you do that?" The data system has collapsed. He Xiaoming said: "I don't know, just play and play like that." A few hours later, the computer was repaired, and He Xiaoming looked at the loss of a thousand yuan, which was really "dumb eating coptis, and I can't say what I suffered".

After the computer was repaired, He Xiaoming was finally able to access the Internet again, and when he opened the website, he found an expired advertisement for the recruitment of filial sons, which read: "Professional mourning companies are recruiting the world' can cry and shout 'filial piety', and requires'those who look sad enough, are easy to move emotions, and are easy to shed tears' are preferred, 'those who come out of art performance schools are preferred' and 'those who often live in a painful environment are preferred', once hired, the treatment is preferential." When He Xiaoming saw this recruitment advertisement, he laughed and thought: "I used to live in a painful environment as a clerk, and I knew that I would also apply for a filial son!" In the market economy environment, there are really any companies and any professions! At this time, a heat map popped up on the computer screen, and He Xiaoming thought anxiously: "Here we go again"! Without saying a word, I put that photo in the trash (recycling bin). After throwing the beauty into the trash, He Xiaoming watched other news, but all he saw was some ugly information such as 'what is blackmailed for chatting without clothes, seeing netizens being raped, and what video doors'. He Xiaoming thought to himself: "Why is the Internet so chaotic! Are there so many seroros? It's true: "The surfing waves on the Internet rush people, and the waves stand in the center of people; The waves are prodigal, and there are perverts on the Internet".

He Xiaoming is worried about the performance program of the graduation party, as soon as he is free, he uses the computer in the dormitory to desperately search for information about the band, searching and seeing the video of "1994 Hongkan Chinese Rock Power Concert", He Xiaoming clicked and watched with great interest, He Xiaoming felt that Xiaoyong's performance was very characterful, He Xiaoming most admired his guitarist on the stage wearing a pair of flower shorts to perform as he wanted, He Xiaoming felt that Ah Yong's performance of putting the guitar under the crotch was very stylish! After watching the video of the 1994 Hongkan Chinese Rock Power Concert, He Xiaoming decided: "The program performed by his band at the party should also be rock."

The graduation party is about to be held, He Xiaoming gathered Li Hua, Shao Jiaer and Qiu Meng together, He Xiaoming said: "We are about to go our separate ways, we must be brilliant at the graduation party, I think the performance of He Yong and the guitarist at the 1994 Hongkan Chinese Rock Power Concert is good, let's imitate them, right?" Li Hua, Shao Jiaer, and Qiu Meng all raised their hands in agreement. At the party, He Xiaoming found three wigs and asked Li Hua, Shao Jiaer and Qiu Meng to wear them, and found a pair of flowery shorts for Shao Jiaer to wear. He Xiaoming smiled and said, "Aren't we learning from He Yong and them!" Why do you regret it now? Shao Jiaer said embarrassedly: "I don't wear it, I want to wear it, I want to wear it." He Xiaoming said: "I am the lead singer, I don't need to wear it, I wear it by guitar hand." Li Hua volunteered: "He doesn't wear it, I'll wear it!" "The matter was finally resolved, after a few rehearsals and exercises, everyone took their instruments and came to the dressing room on the stage, with the end of a sketch imitating Zhao Benshan and a female solo like a ghost, it was the turn of the Heaven Band to appear, at this time, He Xiaoming, Li Hua, Shao Jiaer and Qiu Meng had finished makeup, He Xiaoming wore a pair of jeans with a few holes and appeared shirtless, Li Hua swaggered and wore his flower shorts to He Xiaoming's left, Shao Jiaer stood on He Xiaoming's right, Qiu Meng was behind, and there was a commotion at the scene, He Xiaoming learned from He Yong to first come to a song "Girl is Pretty", He Xiaoming sang desperately: "Girl, girl, you are beautiful, girl, you are beautiful." He Xiaoming shouted loudly: "Is the girl from Zhujiang University beautiful?" Many girls at Zhujiang University screamed, and He Xiaoming continued to sing: "Policeman, you have a pistol, I only have a toy gun, you say you want a car, you want a bungalow, I can't steal or rob, I only have a creaky bed, I ride a bicycle to take you to see the sunset." After singing "The Girl is Pretty", He Xiaoming sang the "Internationale" of the Tang Dynasty Band, and in the middle of the strumming part, He Xiaoming put the guitar under Li Hua's crotch and strummed the strings desperately, and the audience burst into laughter. At the end of the song, He Xiaoming jumped up and swept the guitar strings off, and the girls in the front row were so excited that they fainted on the spot.

After the party, the principal took the stage to speak, only to see him read excitedly: "The students are about to leave the school, on the occasion of entering the society, I hope that everyone will be the pillars of the country and society in the future, don't forget your alma mater to get rich, it's best not to come back, don't say it's the students of 'Pearl River University' who break the law and commit crimes, so that you can train the teachers and school leaders for many years." Finally, let us unite tightly around the center of the school with me as the core, hold high the great banner of the school's theory, continue to forge ahead, create first-class, and welcome the eighth anniversary of the founding of Zhujiang University with excellent results! Thank you".