readx; At seven o'clock in the morning, He Xiaoming's little alarm clock rang endlessly, He Xiaoming stretched his waist and didn't think about it, and he got up slowly after the alarm clock called for a few minutes. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info He Xiaoming is 'love and hate' for the little alarm clock, 'love' is that it can wake himself up, 'hate' is that he was woken up every time he was sleeping the most soundly, once He Xiaoming dreamed that he and Zhu Yameng kissed his mouth, between the two mouths slowly approached, the alarm clock suddenly rang, He Xiaoming immediately woke up, the dream was woken up, He Xiaoming was extremely annoyed, got up and immediately threw the small alarm clock outside (but picked it up again at night). After brushing his teeth, washing his face, polishing his shoes, putting on a high-end shirt, and wearing a Jinlilai tie, He Xiaoming dressed himself up like a white-collar worker, smiled at the mirror, and went out to take the car.

After an hour's drive to Xiaolong Paper Company, He Xiaoming got out of the car and couldn't believe that this was the company he was going to interview. At this time, He Xiaoming fell from heaven to hell, and after a few minutes of annoyance, the brain began to fight, and the left brain said: "It's better to leave such a bad company." But the right brain said, "Since you're here, let's go in and have a look, as the saying goes, 'People are under the roof, and they have to bow their heads.'" After several struggles, He Xiaoming finally obeyed his right brain, stepped into the paper company, and as soon as he entered the gate, the handsome security guard asked: "What are you doing?" He Xiaoming said: "I came for an interview." The handsome security guard said, "Let's register first."

He Xiaoming casually registered, and walked into the short and small office building, and the female recruiter enthusiastically poured a glass of water for He Xiaoming, saying, "Let's sit down first, our supervisor is still interviewing others." After waiting for half an hour, He Xiaoming finally talked about his interview, He Xiaoming pretended to be calm and walked in, the interview supervisor stretched out his hand very friendly, and He Xiaoming shook hands with him awkwardly. The interview supervisor said, "You just came out for an internship and studied computer information engineering?" He Xiaoming said, "Yes." The interview supervisor said, "So how many levels of computer science have you passed?" He Xiaoming said: "Level 2." The interview supervisor said, "Have you got the certificate?" I'll take a look". He Xiaoming handed the computer certificate level 2 from his bag to the interview supervisor, who looked at it for two minutes and said, "What do you think of our working environment here?" ”。 He Xiaoming said "with a clear conscience": "I don't have very high requirements for work, just get by." The interview supervisor said, "What do you want in terms of treatment?" He Xiaoming said hesitantly: "Treatment, I am still an intern, the most important thing is that you just give me an internship certificate, and you have the final say on the opposite side of the treatment." The supervisor said earnestly: "You also know that it is not easy for college students to find internship units now, many college students still have no salary to go to internships, but our company will not be like this, the treatment of interns in our company is a salary of 1,000, plus working meals, I don't know what you think?" When He Xiaoming heard 'one thousand', he felt that it was okay, so he stubbornly said: "It's acceptable, when will you go to work?" The interview supervisor said, "You can go through the formalities tomorrow, and you can go to work the day after tomorrow." He Xiaoming said, "When will you come over tomorrow?" The director said, "Tomorrow at eight o'clock." He Xiaoming said sadly: "Okay, then I'll come over at nine o'clock tomorrow." The interview supervisor added: "When you come over, take two one-inch photos, and two copies of your ID card." He Xiaoming said, "Got it! So I walked out of the shabby internship company.

After returning to school, He Xiaoming felt deeply shocked: "It is so difficult for college students to find an internship unit, so it is even more difficult to find a good job!" In the evening, after some painful struggles, He Xiaoming calmed down a little and called Zhu Yameng and said, "I have applied for the internship unit." Zhu Yameng said happily: "How is the treatment?" He Xiaoming said: "The treatment is okay, the monthly salary is 1,000 plus working meals." Zhu Yameng smiled and said: "No, the last time you wrote a poem to participate in the competition, you got a thousand yuan, and the salary is only a thousand yuan for a month's work?" He Xiaoming said: "Winning an award is something that can be met but not sought, but going to an internship is indeed a thousand every month, and there are also working meals." Zhu Yameng said: "Then you can do it well, if you are not happy, you can leave after half a year of internship." He Xiaoming said: "Yes, I think the same way."

The next day at work, He Xiaoming inevitably had some impetuousness, He Xiaoming dressed better than his supervisor for the interview yesterday, but today he found an old shirt, the tie was not tied, he wore a pair of old leather shoes that had been peeled, took two photos and two copies of his ID card and came to Xiaolong Paper Company, the secretary of the company office went through the entry procedures for He Xiaoming, and after issuing a work card and a meal card, the secretary said to He Xiaoming: "I will take you to the place where you work." He Xiaoming said; "Aren't I working here?" The secretary said, "No, you're in the warehouse, you're a warehouse clerk." He Xiaoming followed the secretary to the warehouse office, and the so-called office was 'a small room next to the warehouse, and a few desks and computers were placed to become an office'. He Xiaoming's current mood seems to have fallen into the eighteenth layer of hell, seeing such a suicide environment, He Xiaoming really wants to turn around and leave, but when he thinks of the famous Chinese saying: "A big husband can bend and stretch, and he can only become a master if he suffers hardship"! His mood calmed down again, but what comforted He Xiaoming a little was that since there was a big beauty in the warehouse, it was really a 'rotten house'. The big beauty immediately lowered her head when she saw He Xiaoming, as if she was afraid that others would see what a bad environment she was working in, He Xiaoming pretended not to see it. The secretary handed Xiao Ming over to the warehouse supervisor and left, and the warehouse supervisor said to He Xiaoming: "Your daily work is to make reports and tags, and I will introduce you to the colleagues here, this is Ah Biao, this is Sister Hua, and this is Xiaoqing who just came out to work." He Xiaoming greeted them one by one, and when the supervisor introduced the big beauty Xiaoqing, He Xiaoming enthusiastically stretched out his hand and said, "It's a pleasure to meet you." Xiaoqing blushed and shook hands with He Xiaoming, and the warehouse supervisor said again: "You are here for an internship, so I don't have very high requirements for you, you just do your best to do your job well, and if you don't understand, just ask." He Xiaoming jumped from hell to the world again at this time, and said with a smile: "Thank you, director, I will work hard."

On the weekend, Zhu Yameng called He Xiaoming and said, "Let's go out and play, shall we?" He Xiaoming asked, "Where are you going to play?" Zhu Yameng said: "People's Park". When He Xiaoming heard that it was a people's park that did not require a ticket, he hurriedly said, "Okay." So he hurriedly rode the bicycle he bought for 200 yuan and drove Zhu Yameng to People's Park. In the people's park, the lake and mountains, the birds and flowers, the fat carp swim around in the water, it is really a happy scene, the citizens are playing and playing, He Xiaoming and Zhu Yameng came to the monument of the highest peak of the park with "ten fingers clasped", looking at the solemn monument, He Xiaoming said earnestly: "The vicissitudes of old China for a hundred years, many people with lofty ideals for the birth of the new China threw their heads, spilled blood, all of them regarded death as home, and now some local officials have become a trend, and they really insult the great achievements of revolutionary martyrs." Zhu Yameng said: "Now that China's individualism is inflated, selfishness and selfishness pervade the whole country, China's former revolutionary martyrs were tempered by thousands of tempers and even the test of life and death before they could join the party." He Xiaoming said: "It is also true that the older generation of Chinese revolutionaries only talk about dedication and do not pursue returns, and some corrupt officials now shout to the media to serve the people, but secretly harm the interests of the people to serve themselves and their relatives. Nowadays, many people apply for civil service examinations for iron jobs and high welfare, regardless of whether they have the lofty ideal of serving the people! Now some officials, as soon as they see beautiful women, what party government and party rules are thrown out of the clouds; When he saw money, he forgot the names of his parents! ”。 Zhu Yameng said: "In fact, the power without supervision will be late and will produce **, and who will supervise the number one leader will always be a difficult problem in China." He Xiaoming said: "Also, what is the use of political and ideological education classes that government organs take all day long, and the most important thing is to establish a scientific and perfect national judicial system!" For example, in the extraordinarily large smuggling case in Xiamen, Lai Changxing was able to deal with the main officials in Xiamen with a single red mansion." Zhu Yameng said: "Now in Chinese universities, as long as you have good academic performance and have been a student union cadre, it is easy for you to join the party, and if you join the party, you can rise to the top after you come out." He Xiaoming said: "Yes! There are student union cadres in Chinese universities, which is simply a shame for Chinese universities, and the bureaucratic consciousness of the students is cultivated at a young age. Zhu Yameng said: "Maybe this is the government's 'key' training method, but the student union cadres also have good people, and they can't be beaten to death with a stick."

After paying homage to the Monument to the People's Heroes, He Xiaoming and Zhu Yameng unconsciously walked to the West Lake under the People's Park, and He Xiaoming said, "Let's go rowing." Zhu Yameng said: "Why do you want to go boating? He Xiaoming said: "I want to try what it feels like to 'build a boat together in ten years'." Zhu Yameng smiled happily and said, "Okay! He Xiaoming rented a boat, Xu Xian (He Xiaoming) and Bai Suzhen (Zhu Yameng) started their trip to the West Lake, the two rowed a paddle boat rippling in the clear waves, Zhu Yameng kept splashing water on He Xiaoming, He Xiaoming also tried to fight back, and the time had come after the two frolicked. After experiencing the feeling of repairing the boat ferry in the next ten years, He Xiaoming took Zhu Yameng to visit the ghost cave in the park, and came to the door of the ghost cave. He Xiaoming said: "I don't believe this." Zhu Yameng said: "Then let's get one!" Zhu Yameng burned a stick of incense, gave three sticks to He Xiaoming, took three for himself, the two kowtowed to incense, and the middle-aged woman recited next to her like a mage: "The two of you are destined to have three lives, a natural pair, rich and rich, grow old together, and tie the knot forever ......with one heart" Zhu Yameng heard these words and felt happy in her heart, and saw a big "merit box" next to her, and immediately took out a hundred yuan and stuffed it in. As soon as the middle-aged woman saw such a big one, she continued with joy: give birth to a noble son early, be promoted to an official and become wealthy, stay young forever, and be happy......

He Xiaoming and Zhu Yameng listened to the endless rap of middle-aged women and walked into the ghost cave, He Xiaoming said to Zhu Yameng: "Now not only people like money, but even 'immortals' like money!" Zhu Yameng said: "Yes! Some Chinese nowadays, if you have money, they will smile at you, and if you don't have money, they will spit on you." He Xiaoming sighed and said, "It seems that you have to work hard to make money after graduation!" Zhu Yameng said: "Yes, otherwise I won't marry you." He Xiaoming hugged Zhu Yameng and said with a smile: "Wait a minute, if you are afraid, just hold me." Zhu Yameng said: "No need, I'm not afraid." As soon as He Xiaoming heard that he was "not afraid", he screamed miserably, Zhu Yameng was so frightened that he hurriedly hugged He Xiaoming, He Xiaoming said slyly: "Don't you say you're afraid?" Zhu Yameng picked up his small fist and punched He Xiaoming a few times, and said, "You are bad, scary." The two walked into the cave, and in the dark light, the ghost screams filled the entire cave, and He Xiaoming felt a little scared. Suddenly, a ghost came out of nowhere, which scared Zhu Yameng and screamed, He Xiaoming pretended to be calm and hugged Zhu Yameng and said, "Don't be afraid, with me, demons and monsters don't dare to invade." The two walked to the next cave, and the light suddenly turned on, and a ghost was pushing and grinding, with the words "Money can make ghosts push and grind". He Xiaoming reads it as "money can make grinding ghosts". Zhu Yameng said: "You read it wrong, it is money that can make ghosts grind." He Xiaoming said: "Now that you have money, you can really grind and push ghosts, install a computer chip and battery in the stone mill, and the ghost can become a grinding ghost." Zhu Yameng smiled and said, "Yes! Now that science and technology are so developed, the ghost pushing the grinding is grinding the ghost."

He Xiaoming and Zhu Yameng chatted and went to the next cave, and in the dark light, a zombie wearing a Manchu official uniform slowly stood up, his hands straight. He Xiaoming said to the zombies: "Go and go, you are not scared at all, you want to come out and be scary when you wear a torn clothes." After visiting the ghost cave, the two went to see the "Arctic Iceberg Bear". He Xiaoming and Zhu Yameng came to the ice cave of the Arctic iceberg bear, and saw two polar bears being kept in captivity, He Xiaoming felt that the polar bear was like a fat pig, looking at the polar bear's fat bear paws, He Xiaoming's saliva kept swallowing in his throat, Zhu Yameng smashed the ice cube at He Xiaoming, He Xiaoming originally wanted to play with Zhu Yameng, but unfortunately there was too little ice there, so he gave up the classic scene in the Taiwanese classic TV series "Snow Mountain Flying Fox" Hu Yidao and Bing Xue'er frolicking on the ice and snow, after watching the Arctic Iceberg Bear, The two set out on their way back.