Unknowingly, He Xiaoming was in the third grade of primary school, and He Xiaoming's homeroom teacher was named Wu Meizhong, a male teacher who was very much like an artist. On the first day of class, Mr. Wu said to the students, "My name is Meizhong, which means beautiful and beautiful, you can call me Xiao Wu." As your homeroom teacher, I am very happy, because you are so cute, I like you so much, and I hope that the students will study hard and become the pillars of the country in the future. The students were a little awkward to listen to Mr. Wu's words, and after a few classes, they realized that Mr. Wu was "weird" in both his speech and actions, but Mr. Wu also brought a lot of joy to the students.

One day, when Teacher Wu was pointing fingers in class, He Xiaoming suddenly interrupted and asked Teacher Wu: "Teacher, why do you make the posture of 'orchid hand' when you speak?" Teacher Wu said embarrassedly: "How does this student know that the posture of my hand is 'orchid hand'?" He Xiaoming said: "Because I often watch the Hong Kong TV series "All Happy", the head of the palace often makes the pose of 'orchid hand'." Teacher Wu pretended to laugh and said: "I see, He Xiaoming, you don't study well, but you remember the characters in the TV series quite clearly." Li Xiaopang next to him also said: "Yes, teacher, you look like a eunuch when you speak." The classmates all laughed, and Mr. Wu immediately twisted his ass and walked down, came to Li Xiaopang's side and pinched his little face and said, "This classmate is so cute, round head and round brain, fat and huhu, huhu, the teacher likes it." Li Xiaopang was startled by the teacher's movements, and was pinched so much that he almost wanted to cry. He Xiaoming knew that he was in trouble, and immediately pretended to be a good boy.

Mr. Wu has two hobbies, one is to write articles, and the other is to draw, especially "human body sketches". He is a frequent contributor to newspapers and regularly participates in art exhibitions in the city. One day, Mr. Wu had a sudden inspiration and wrote an article "Talented and Beautiful", in which he wrote, "Since ancient times, talented people have been merry, and since ancient times beautiful women have been amorous ......". After the article was written, Mr. Wu immediately submitted it to the newspaper, and after that, he read the newspaper every day to check whether his article had been published. After waiting for a week, the article was finally published, but his article became "There are many talented people since ancient times, and there are many beauties since ancient times,......". Mr. Wu immediately called the newspaper office and asked the editor: "Where is the 'amorous' and 'amorous' of my article?" How did it become **"? The editor-in-chief of the newspaper said: "Due to the recent strict crackdown on pornography by the state, and the 'low-grade taste' of the publishing industry must be rectified, some indecent words in your article will be hidden, Mr. Wu, I hope you can forgive me." When Wu Meizhong heard it, she was "angry"! Immediately protested loudly in his very high-pitched and expansive voice, "Do you understand? How did 'amorous' and 'amorous' become indecent words? According to what you say, many classic Tang and Song poems have 'amorous' and 'amorous', aren't they all low-grade fun? The editor-in-chief of the newspaper replied: "We have no choice, who called the Internet so open, so that the Ministry of Culture and the State Administration of Publication in order to calm the people's anger and protect their own jobs, China's culture and publishing industry are swept away. The instructions given above are 'It's better to kill a thousand by mistake than to let go of a single 'yellow' word', so we hide the 'indecent' words in your article." Wu Meizhong saw that she had a good article, and since she was deducted with "low-grade fun", "unsightly" and even "yellow" words, she felt very aggrieved, but she thought: "The cancellation of a writer's salary in Liaoning and begging on the street caused a huge controversy in society, and Mr. Wu felt that many writers were worse than his own situation, and his anger was half gone."

Mr. Wu's usual lecture voice is so "gentle" that all the students are silent, and He Xiaoming's ears are soft when he hears it, but when Mr. Wu is angry, his voice is so sharp and penetrating, so the students who were scolded by him did not have "nightmares" at night, of course, He Xiaoming was no exception. One day, He Xiaoming was reading villain books in the class teacher's class, and was caught by Teacher Wu, and Teacher Wu immediately taught He Xiaoming a very sharp and penetrating voice: "How old are you, and you still read villain books?" Reading villain books doesn't help students with their grades at all, you know? If you read the villain book in the future, you will end up like this villain book." Wu Meizhong tore the villain book to shreds on the spot, and He Xiaoming was so frightened that he didn't dare to move and almost peed his pants. At night, when He Xiaoming was sleeping, Mr. Wu's penetrating voice was still echoing in his ears, and finally He Xiaoming dreamed that he was torn apart by Mr. Wu and immediately woke up. After that, He Xiaoming and Li Xiaopang called Mr. Wu a "singer", and every time he came to Mr. Wu's class, He Xiaoming said: "The singer's concert has started again."

When the National Day is approaching, the Guangzhou Municipal Education Bureau and the Cultural Bureau jointly held a Teacher's Day art exhibition. When Mr. Wu heard about it, he was very happy and was the first to sign up, and he drew a painting - "Contemplative Zhang Fei" to participate in the exhibition, drawing on Michelangelo's famous masterpiece "David" (the famous naked statue in the West). During the National Day holiday, Mr. Wu went to the city exhibition hall to check his works with great interest, and when Mr. Wu found his works, he found that "contemplative Zhang Fei" had an extra pair of underwear. Mr. Wu hurriedly found the staff of the exhibition hall and said, "Who put a pair of underwear on my work"? The staff told Mr. Wu: "This is what this work looked like when it was sent." Wu Meizhong shouted: "Absolutely impossible, my work obviously doesn't have underwear, it must have been added by you"! The staff laughed and said, "You go and ask the Education Bureau." Teacher Wu immediately took a taxi to the Education Bureau to find the person in charge, and the person in charge said: "That's right, Teacher Wu, I know that you love art, but when we handed over your work to the Cultural Affairs Bureau, the leader said that now the country is strictly cracking down on pornography, and your work is too exposed, if it is exhibited as it is, it will have a bad impact on the exhibition, so the Cultural Affairs Bureau asked us to 'either take down your work' or 'cover the sensitive parts', we also have no choice but to do it, and I hope that Teacher Wu will understand." Wu Meizhong shouted, "Do you understand art?" You are doing something to my artwork, it's like 'adding to the snake', how can you express the artistic spirit of my work when you put a pair of underwear on him? When the person in charge of the Education Bureau saw that Teacher Wu couldn't talk about it, he immediately said, "Ah! I almost forgot, I still have a few meetings to open, so you can call and ask the Cultural Affairs Bureau." After speaking, he immediately got rid of Wu Meizhong's entanglement, and slipped away.

After returning to school, Mr. Wu was so angry that he vowed to "never contribute to government-sponsored newspapers and magazines again, and never participate in government-sponsored art exhibitions again." So I decided to send my work to the Internet website, and the next day, when Mr. Wu learned to type and uploaded his historical works to a famous website in my country, suddenly the website popped up a few words: "Your work contains the illegal word 'self-captain', and the upload failed." Teacher Wu was suddenly stunned and thought: "My article is very healthy, how can there be the word 'self-lieutenant'"! So Mr. Wu carefully checked his article, and finally found that there was a sentence in his article, 'They personally worked with the leaders of the Green Forest Army to encourage the sergeants', this sentence had the word 'self-captain', Mr. Wu almost fainted, thinking: "A few days ago, my article was just hidden a few words, and then the important parts of my art works were hidden by them, and now even the works uploaded on the Internet are treated unfairly, and I will die without seeking justice."

The next day, Mr. Wu called the Cultural Affairs Bureau again to find the person in charge of the Cultural Affairs Bureau. The head of the Cultural Affairs Bureau said: "What can I do to help you? Wu Meizhong said angrily: "How can you do this to sweep pornography? The person in charge said solemnly: "What happened to us?" Teacher Wu choked up and said: "You swept away the romance and amorous words of my article, but also ruined my work of "Contemplative Zhang Fei", and now I can't upload my work through the Internet, do you know?" The person in charge said: "That's the case, the yellow culture has been rampant recently, and even the ** like "Golden Vase Plum" can be seen on mobile phones and computers, and there are some 'scum' who don't understand art and go to mix with photographers and painters, and all the photos and paintings are naked, so the country wants to sweep pornography in the art world." Wu Meizhong shouted: "The anti-pornography can't sweep away all the art!" The person in charge of the Municipal Bureau of Culture said menacingly: "I don't care if you are 'art' or not, I want to keep my job now, and now the country is strictly anti-pornography, so that the leaders above can see your 'passion' works and I still eat mixed rice!" Wu Meizhong said: "You are acting irresponsibly? Do you know that you will seriously hinder the development of art in our country? The person in charge of the Cultural Affairs Bureau said to Mr. Wu in a serious manner: "You have to understand, just like some time ago, why "husband and wife watching yellow discs" were arrested by the police, it is because their behavior affected others. Of course, it may be that his neighbor secretly took his signal or that the TV signal in their house was too strong and was received by others, but the yellow thing still spread, so the public security bureau is in charge." After saying that, he immediately hung up the phone.

Mr. Wu yelled at the phone and choked up for most of the day without anyone answering, so he hung up the phone as well. Since then, Mr. Wu's voice has changed from a woman's voice to a "duck voice". When I went to class the next day, Mr. Wu frightened the students as soon as he opened his mouth, Li Xiaopang listened to Mr. Wu's "magnetic" voice, and thought: "Mr. Wu's artist is an artist, and his voice will change when he says it, and it is amazing"! He Xiaoming thought: "How did Mr. Wu become so manly!" The voice seems to be a little deeper, not as sharp as it used to be, but it sounds like a duck is calling! After Mr. Wu finished the text, he suddenly asked the students, "What is your ideal, students?" "Some people say to be a financier, some people say to be an entrepreneur, some people say to be a scientist, an astronaut, and some people say to be a family and a painter, He Xiaoming's ideal is to be a big philanthropist. Teacher Wu asked He Xiaoming: "Why do you want to be a big philanthropist?" He Xiaoming said: "Because all big philanthropists are very rich, otherwise how could he become a big philanthropist"! When Mr. Wu heard it, "It makes sense." Immediately say to the class, "You can do anything, but when you grow up, it's better not to be a home or a painter, especially not a romantic home and an artist." The students were puzzled and asked, "Teacher, why?" Mr. Wu said: "Because most of the world's famous artists and artists were abandoned by the state and society during their lifetime, they were respected by the country and society after their deaths; Most of the famous artists and artists were very depressed and down-and-out during their lifetimes, and they became famous after their deaths, just like the authors of the four great Chinese novels, and only after their deaths did their works be regarded as treasures by others, as you will know when you grow up."

Since receiving these three "heavy" blows, Mr. Wu is no longer interested in art and romance, and he has become lifeless and silent, but other teachers think that Mr. Wu is much more mature than before, and he is becoming more and more "kind" and "manly". The students liked Mr. Wu more and more, because he put all his energy on teaching and students, that year Mr. Wu's class was rated as advanced, and Mr. Wu was also rated as an excellent teacher in the school.