As soon as the next semester started, He Xiaoming's class changed to a class teacher surnamed Yang, the head teacher was very strict in educating his son when he was young, he said: "Once his son was disobedient and talked back to him on the road, he immediately put his son in the mud pond next to him, choking his son to shout for help, and the neighbor next to him saw him educate his son like this, and said with a smile: "You are not afraid of drowning your son"? Teacher Yang said calmly: "Dogs are difficult to teach, don't be afraid!" I can swim".

He Xiaoming and Teacher Yang's son are at the same table, He Xiaoming said to Yang students: "I heard that your father is very cruel to you, is it true?" Yang said: "Of course it's true, once, I jumped from one bed to another in the dormitory, I didn't expect to fall down because of the light skills, my leg was suddenly broken, my roommate sent me to the hospital, my dad went to the hospital after I had bandaged and lay on the bed, he was on fire, deliberately picked up my leg and said, "Where did you fall?" Does it hurt? I was screaming in pain. He Xiaoming shivered and said, "Your father is really a cold-blooded animal." Yang smiled and said: "He also asked me to have a longer memory, don't be so naughty." He Xiaoming smiled and said: "Yes, I heard that since he threw you into the mud pond, you have learned to swim." Yang said: "Of course, it's strange if you don't learn to swim and don't drown!" He Xiaoming smiled and said, "Then you have to thank your father." Yang said angrily, "I won't thank him." He Xiaoming thought to himself: "Although there are many defeated mothers, many fathers now respect the education of wolf fathers, and I don't know if their sons will hate his father when they grow up!" ”。

One night, He Xiaoming took the basketball out to exercise, and saw a girl practicing shooting on the court, and the girl had to tilt her foot back every time she shot, He Xiaoming looked at it and smiled, and the girl was embarrassed to shoot again when someone laughed at her. He Xiaoming took a closer look, it turned out that this girl was the beauty who was desperately cheering for him in the freshman basketball game, He Xiaoming hurriedly stepped forward to greet him and said, "Such a coincidence, you also come to practice?" The girl was a little embarrassed and said, "Yes." He Xiaoming said: "How about we practice shooting together? The beautiful woman smiled and said, "Yes." He Xiaoming asked while shooting, "What class are you in?" The girl smiled and said, "I'm in the third class, you play very well, I saw you play last time." As soon as He Xiaoming heard about the glorious years of the last time, he said with pride: "That's just a piece of cake, I'm better in other aspects." The girl laughed and said, "Really? I have the opportunity to be taught." He Xiaoming said confidently: "No problem! What's your name? The girl said, "My name is Chen Wenshi." He Xiaoming liked this name very much when he heard it, so he asked, "What is your chat number?" Can I add you? Li Wenshi said: "Yes! My number is five twenty-one three one four".

On the weekend, He Xiaoming went to the Internet café to surf the Internet, and as soon as he added 'I love you for a lifetime' to the chat tool, he saw Chen Wenshi online, He Xiaoming said hello to Chen Wenshi, and Chen Wenshi said to He Xiaoming: "Didn't you say that you are better in other aspects?" Which one? He Xiaoming said: "I write poetry better than sports!" Chen Wenshi said, "Really? Then pass on a masterpiece and I'll take a look." He Xiaoming immediately put the masterpiece "Nanxiangzi. Dengzhu Jiangkou Zhenhai Tower" passed in the past, Chen Wenshi saw He Xiaoming wrote: "Where to look at Guangzhou, full of scenery Zhenhai Tower." How many things have risen and fallen through the ages, leisurely. The Pearl River is not endless. When he was young, he was scheming and sitting, and the war in South China was not over. Who is the opponent of the heroes of the world? Yuan Monkey! Giving birth to a son should be like a grandson." After reading He Xiaoming's masterpiece, Chen Wenshi replied: "Cut, I can write such words when I was a child!" He Xiaoming was surprised when he heard 'I could write it when I was a child', and said seriously: "Is it? Then send me your masterpiece to see." Chen Wenshi said: "When I was a child, I passed by other people's yards with a few friends after school, and saw that the yard was full of grapes, and I wanted to go up and pick two bunches, but I didn't expect to be startled by the wolf dogs in the yard, this is the masterpiece I wrote when I went home." He Xiaoming looked at the masterpiece she passed over: "The bunches of grapes and green apricots are good, and when I return from school, the thieves are around." There are many grapes on the tree, why is there no fruit in my house? The swing in the wall, the thief outside the wall, the thief outside the wall, the wolf dog barking in the wall, the barking gradually disappears, and the greed is always annoyed by the grapes! ”。 He Xiaoming couldn't help but sigh when he saw the other party's masterpiece: "To write such a 'work' at a young age, it is really a heaven outside the sky, a person outside the world, a talent, a talent!" ”

At noon, the American Professional Basketball League (NBA) Nets vs Rockets were being broadcast in the cafeteria, He Xiaoming, Shao Jiaer, and Li Huaxing were watching Yi Jianlian vs. Yao Ming with great interest, He Xiaoming said: "Yi Jianlian is often bullied in the NBA, first in the Bucks by Xiao Mo Bu pass, and then the Nets dunk and hang the hoop and was blown foul, and now the Nets play the Rockets, Yi Jianlian shot a three-point show and his muscles were blown technical fouls." Li Hua said: "Yes! Like James jumped three steps with the ball, he was not whistled for a foul, O'Neal dunked and pulled the basket down, and even shook desperately on the basket after dunking without blowing a foul, the referees of American professional basketball engaged in double standards. Shao Jiaer said: "Yi Jianlian is not the most wronged actor in the NBA! Like Rashid Wallace, who offended the referee because of his short temper, he was often 'taken care of' by the referee during the game, and became the person who was blown the most technical fouls in NBA history, and the fans also gave him the nickname 'Roaring Tianzun'." He Xiaoming said: "The players in the NBA are all like tigers and leopards, and the big shark O'Neal is very big; Artest was called the Beast; Rose glanced at his beard and protruding arm muscles, looking like a migrant worker; Durant has one eye crooked to the side, he is simply a 'Pirate of the Caribbean', and Perkins has a straight face all day long, and he is called a ghost." Shao Jiaer said: "Like Yi Jianlian's body is so 'slim', of course he was bullied playing among these jackals, tigers and leopards!" Li Hua said: "This is not necessarily! You look at Duncan, he looks silly on the outside, but he plays the ball so fiercely, he has won five championships." He Xiaoming said: "Duncan is called stupid, but in fact, he is not stupid at all when he plays. At this time, Yi Jianlian hit the board from a long distance, and He Xiaoming and Shao Jiaer applauded.

In the afternoon, it was a mathematics class, He Xiaoming's mathematics teacher Wang was as thin as a fishhook, he spoke softly and hoarsely, the lecture was very hypnotic, most of the students in the class fell asleep when they listened to it, the classroom was silent, and Teacher Wang was self-absorbed on the podium, and the more he talked, the happier he became. He Xiaoming couldn't bear it anymore, and hurriedly said loudly: "Teacher, I don't understand." Teacher Wang went down to He Xiaoming's seat and patiently repeated it to him, but He Xiaoming still didn't understand. After class, everyone finally couldn't bear it anymore, He Xiaoming jointly wrote to the principal, writing: "Hello respected principal, our class has no intention of rebelling, but the math teacher Chen's lecture is too hypnotic, you are busy, see if you can help change a teacher?" We will be infinitely grateful". As soon as Mr. Chen sat down, the principal said, "Mr. Chen, I just received a letter from a class of classmates, saying that your lectures are not enthusiastic enough and very boring, and I don't know if you can improve it." Teacher Chen said with a flushed face: "Mathematics is so boring, in fact, I am very enthusiastic, because they don't like my voice!" The principal said earnestly: "Then can you go to a music teacher to practice your voice, because you also know that our school is a key high school, the school's admission rate is very important, mathematics is the top priority, students don't like to listen to your class to pull the next section, it is difficult to keep up." Teacher Chen asked, "Do students really not like to listen to my classes?" The principal affirmed, "Yes." So he showed the letter written to him by the student to Mr. Wang, who was very annoyed by the student's 'great disrespect', and said with spittle: "That's how I teach mathematics, if other teachers teach well, you can find other teachers to teach them, I won't teach another class." The principal wanted to find other math teachers to make up for it, and other math teachers heard that there was a demon king like He Xiaoming in the first class, and they all shirked and politely refused. Helpless, the principal could only order a 'honest man' who taught geography, Mr. Chen, to take the top.

Mr. Chen didn't want to take over, but because of his clumsy eloquence and honesty, he was pressed back by the principal after pushing it several times, so he had to spend a lot of time preparing homework before each math class, but when it came to the problem, Mr. Chen sometimes couldn't solve it himself, so he told the students from the beginning again, and asked the math masters in the class to help work together to 'tackle key problems'. After a class and finally broke through the difficulties, Mr. Chen was exhausted, after a few months, his hair fell out a lot, Mr. Chen changed from a 'handsome guy' to a 'bald man', so he drank two sips of spirits, yelled twice, and mustered up the courage to resign to the principal, the principal tried his best to keep him, and Mr. Chen did not do it, threatening: "If you don't let him teach geography back, you will be left immediately." In desperation, the principal could only ask the Education Bureau for help and apply for a famous mathematics teacher. Soon, a teacher in his fifties was transferred to Guangzhou High School, and the principal immediately asked him to take over the first class, and the students in the class cheered when they heard that he was a famous mathematics teacher. At the beginning of the class, Mr. Li first mobilized the students' interest in learning mathematics, and then went deeper from low to high, step by step, the students were taken away by Mr. Li, and soon entered the situation, and the mathematics scores of the first class also quickly improved, the principal praised Mr. Li, and the students also respected Mr. Li.

One day, a few beauties in the third year of high school passed through a class, and a few stupid men in the class started to coax, and the most colorful one whistled, but he didn't expect this scene to be seen by Teacher Li, and Teacher Li immediately reprimanded them: "You scoundrels, first take care of yourself, and call it chirp here." There are still a few chicken droppings on the head, which is embarrassing here, go! Ahh The stupid man went from ecstasy to embarrassment, and from then on, there were beautiful women walking past the window of a class of teachers, and everyone just looked stupid (looked stupid) and didn't dare to play hooligan anymore.

On the weekend, Li Jin asked He Xiaoming and Shao Jiaer to play a friendly match at the City Sports School, and when they came to the City Sports School, He Xiaoming saw that the other party's sports students were tall and tall, and immediately said to Shao Jiaer: "They won't be thirteen years old, right?" Shao Jiaer said questioningly: "What thirteen years old?" He Xiaoming said: "I saw in the newspaper that Chinese athletes are 2 meters tall, weigh 100 kilograms, and are only 13 years old!" Li Jin said: "What's so surprising about this, most of the Chinese athletes will change their age a few years younger in order to mix in the sports field for a few more years, and age fraud is commonplace in the Chinese sports world, and it is not surprising." Shao Jiaer said: "Chinese people are so shrewd and exquisite, they can be said to be dead in life, and the low can be said to be high, and there is nothing that cannot be done." He Xiaoming said: "Yes! The Chinese are the most flexible! A sport can reflect the honesty of people in a country, and Chinese think that cheating is a good thing, but in fact, this is the root of **** and the root of the crime of the Chinese toiling masses. He Xiaoming said: "Indeed, it is."

At this time, a whistle sounded, the game began, He Xiaoming ran desperately after receiving the ball, but he didn't expect to dribble to the center Since the ball was broken by the opponent, He Xiaoming chased hard, and the opponent passed to the penalty area, and the striker volleyed the score 1-0. After Shao Jia served, He Xiaoming received the ball and connected three people, and the opponent's goalkeeper hurriedly saved and confiscated the ball, He Xiaoming was extremely regretful. The game started again, the opponent used his tall body to knock the 'master' of Guangzhou High School to the side, and in the penalty area, several people used hand-to-hand combat to hit the ball into the gate of Guangzhou High School, and the score became 2-0. In the second half, Guangzhou High School sent the ball, He Xiaoming a tiger pounced to steal the opponent's ball, and then shot the ball to the opponent's goal, Shao Jiaer a header swing, did not expect his head to hit the goalpost, when fighting for the header, Shao Jiaer's head and the opponent's player collided together, the head broke and bled out, the referee hurriedly called a stop, bandaged the wound and then started again, the opponent dribbled the ball to the penalty area, a volley, goalkeeper Li Jin 'fish leaping dragon goal' to save the ball. Guangzhou High School received the ball and immediately passed to Shao Jiaer, He Xiaoming ran quickly to the opponent's penalty area, Shao Jiaer made a wonderful pass, He Xiaoming received the ball in front of the goal and was put down by the opponent's defender, the referee showed a yellow card, He Xiaoming got the opportunity to take a penalty, He Xiaoming deceived the goalkeeper and kicked the ball into the opponent's door, and the teammates of Guangzhou High School began to clap their hands to celebrate. There are 3 minutes left in the game, Shao Jiaer intercepted the opponent's middle pass and immediately launched an attack, the opponent's defensive teammates couldn't keep up with Shao Jiaer and stretched out his foot to hook Shao Jiaer down, the referee immediately showed a yellow card, Shao Jiaer served in front of the opponent's penalty area, and a volley rose, He Xiaoming hung an upside-down golden hook, and the ball went in! The teammates of Guangzhou High School began to cheer, everyone picked up He Xiaoming and ran into the air, He Xiaoming became a hero again, at this time, the referee blew the whistle at the end of the game, and Guangzhou High School returned happily.

The next day, after He Xiaoming finished his homework, he asked Chen Wenshi to go out for a walk in the evening. The two walked and walked, and Chen Wenshi said to He Xiaoming: "Brother Ming, I wrote a new poem, do you want to read it?" He Xiaoming said excitedly: "Okay." Chen Wenshi was embarrassed to take out her new poem, and He Xiaoming saw her new poem written: "Ah, spring! You are the season when the little buds are in full bloom. Ah, spring! You're a girl in the spring breeze. Ah, spring! You're eighteen. I love you spring, I love your green, I love you shoots. I'm going to be a little bird and sing for you! Ah......h After reading so many 'ah' modern poems, He Xiaoming almost foamed at the mouth, and Chen Wenshi asked embarrassedly: "Is the poem I wrote good?" He Xiaoming said: "The feeling of ** color is quite strong, not bad!" Not bad! ”