Chapter 16: Funny Cao
Summer went to autumn, and soon He Xiaoming read the second year of high school, and tomorrow morning in history class, He Xiaoming saw in the book a poem written by Huang Zunxian, a poet in the evening evening, a diplomat, politician, and educator, to Feng Zicai, a hero of resistance to France: "The general was shocked, and there were 5,000 people." 5,000 men and horses lined up against each other. The thunderous cannon wanted to make a sound, and the halberd was handed over to the chest knife in the neck. The enemy was invincible to the sound of drums, and thousands of heads scurried like ants. Ten swings and ten will never be present, and three hundred miles will be traversed in one day". He Xiaoming sighed: "The poems written by Huang Zunxian are really easy to understand! There is no rhyme or embellishment! He is truly a poet and an educator."
The sophomore year of high school is very nervous about studying homework, it is simply eighteen kinds of martial arts to be proficient, He Xiaoming has to take care of science when he learns liberal arts, as soon as he goes home on the weekend, Mrs. Ming knows that her son is nervous about studying, and bought a lot of supplements for He Xiaoming, what ginseng, deer antler, bird's nest, white fungus, everything. One day, He Xiaoming saw a big beauty, and a nosebleed suddenly flowed out, Shao Jiaer said, "You don't need to do this, right?" Since the nosebleed comes out! He Xiaoming wiped his nosebleed and said, "What are you talking about, it's that you eat too many supplements, it's hot!" Hot gas". He Tianci saw that Mrs. Ming bought supplements for her son all day long, and said to his wife: "Whether a person's grades are good or not is not made up by supplements, but by one's talent and hard work, what's the use of you buying so many supplements for your son to eat?" Mrs. Ming said, "What do you know, the sophomore year of high school homework is so intense, how can you not make up for it?" I'm also doing it for my son." He Tianci said: "You are good for your son, don't let him take supplements and eat nosebleeds!" If he had a nosebleed and happened to see a beautiful woman again, wouldn't it hurt his 'fame'! ”
He Xiaoming's homeroom teacher is an elegant male teacher surnamed Mai, and his classmates call him Mai. Wheat likes badminton the most, He Xiaoming every time he sees Mr. Mai play badminton and make those elegant movements is funny, He Xiaoming didn't want to play badminton, but under the influence of the head teacher and Lin Dan, he Xiaoming practiced for a few days and learned badminton, a few months later He Xiaoming found the head teacher to go head-to-head, when the game started, Mr. Fei Mai always hoisted the ball into the diagonal, He Xiaoming ran around and spent a lot of effort to beat the elegant teacher, so he began to give up his Chinese dream of Tawfik.
In 2002, Chinese football finally broke into the World Cup, Chinese players, coaches and football management were "ecstatic", He Xiaoming did not care about this, He Xiaoming believed: "The Chinese football team will definitely be at the bottom of the World Cup in South Korea and Japan, and maybe not a single goal can be scored." The result was really as expected by He Xiaoming: "The Chinese team lost two goals in the first game against the small country Costa Rica, lost three goals in the second game against Turkey, and lost four goals in the third game against Brazil. He Xiaoming watched the big battle between South Korea and Italy in the World Cup eight-point finals, in the game He Xiaoming's idol handsome guy Totti fell in the penalty area and wanted to change a penalty, but he didn't expect to be punished by the referee for fake falling, Totti was sent off with a red card directly, and the South Korean team defeated Italy with the help of the referee, He Xiaoming was extremely angry and thought: "The Spanish team in the quarterfinals is in danger!" Sure enough, in the quarter-finals, Spain's two goals were inexplicably blown away by the referee, and South Korea eliminated Spain 2-1 to enter the semi-finals, He Xiaoming thought: "This is inevitable, if South Korea is eliminated early in the World Cup, the South Korean arena will become very deserted, which FIFA does not want to see." "At the end of the World Cup, Chinese football ranked second from the bottom with zero goals. After falling from heaven to hell, Chinese began to forget Chinese football, those football aristocratic schools with extremely high fees began to close down, and the A League almost had zero sponsorship for two consecutive years, although the famous CCTV commentator Duan Xuan wore shorts every day to passionately explain Chinese football games, but no one watched. In the end, even CCTV couldn't stand it anymore and began to refuse to broadcast Chinese football matches.
He Xiaoming's class has a classmate surnamed Cao, who is said to be the eighteenth generation of Cao Cao, Cao doesn't like to talk, but he studies very hard, and Cao doesn't like sports, and he has no power to fight. Classmate Cao is also very honest, and he doesn't like to listen to ordinary flirting and scolding, and girls think he is more secure, so they prefer to associate with him. One night, when the school was playing an open-air movie in the playground, He Xiaoming and Cao sat at the front, and He Xiaoming asked Cao, "What is your ideal when you grow up?" Cao said, "I want to be a scientist." He Xiaoming usually saw Cao's hard work in his studies, and thought: "Actually, Cao's personality is very suitable for being a scientist." Chatting and chatting, suddenly there was an intimate scene in the movie, and He Xiaoming joked: "Classmate Cao doesn't like to watch these, right?" Cao immediately picked up a stool and left. The classmate next to him couldn't help but laugh.
Once, when Cao came out of his bicycle from home, he happened to bump into the class flower, who was tall and mighty, and immediately waved his hand to ask Cao to give her a ride. Cao was flustered, because he knew: "My driving skills are not good, and the weight of the class flower is large." "I'm embarrassed to say no. After Ban Hua finished speaking, he jumped out of Cao's car, Cao tried to fix the front of the car, but he didn't expect the front of the car to swing violently, and after walking three kilometers, Cao and Ban Hua suddenly rushed into the rice field with a car at a turning place. Banhua was covered in mud and scolded: "Will you not go back to riding?" It got my whole body dirty. Classmate Cao apologized desperately, and kept wiping the mud on Banhua's face, but he didn't expect to wipe more and more. Ban Hua had a bitter face and complained: "Why am I so unlucky to meet you useless unlucky ghost." Cao was embarrassed, pulled the car out of the mud field, and then carried it to the ditch next to it to wash it, Ban Hua washed his face and angrily snatched Cao's bicycle, and said loudly: "Sit in the back, I'll pick you up." Cao sat in the back of the car with a flushed face. Ban Hua kicked the car and carried Cao back to school like a fly.
Back at school, the classmates saw Banhua and Cao covered in mud, and they all looked stupid (stupid). Banhua ran back to the dormitory with a red face, and her roommate joked: "Why did you take classmate Cao's car, and you are covered in mud!" Ban Hua said angrily: "I came out of my grandmother's house and saw him passing by, so I wanted to take a ride, but I didn't expect him to ride a bicycle and stagger, and at the turn of the car he washed into the rice field. The roommates laughed. He Xiaoming saw that classmate Cao was covered in mud and was carried back by Ban Hua angrily, and deliberately joked: "Classmate Cao, did you fight with Ban Hua?" Cao said embarrassedly: "No, I drove her back to school, but I didn't expect to fall into the rice field at the turn." He Xiaoming laughed and said, "In the end, why did she carry you?" When did you fall in love with Banhua? Classmate Cao didn't speak, and He Xiaoming sighed and said: "Sven people just can't guess, and love is also sneaky." Cao said softly: "I didn't fall in love with her, I met her on the road." He Xiaoming said: "I deliberately met her on the road, and then deliberately rushed the car into the rice field, and then fell with Ban Hua in the rice field?" Cao laughed stupidly.
Soon came to the mid-term exam, He Xiaoming's geography exam ranked first in the class, and the bald geography teacher who used to teach mathematics praised He Xiaoming. He Xiaoming was proud, and one of the most powerful male students in the class in science deliberately said: "Geography is a useless subject, learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and you will not be afraid to go all over the world." He Xiaoming retorted: "Not only modern and ancient, but also the right time, place, and people are necessary to win a war, and if you don't understand geography, you are not qualified to talk about military affairs, you are not qualified to govern the country if you don't understand geography, and you are not qualified to be an engineer if you don't understand geography." Some people claim to be very good at science, but they don't expect that they can't even name the capitals of some countries, and they may even get lost when they go to a city. The science man was dumbfounded by He Xiaoming's refutation, and from then on, the students began to know that He Xiaoming was a powerful character.
In the next semester, the school transferred a new principal from the Education Bureau, and the new principal had the ambition to carry out a complete reform of the way students learn, and the principal said: "Research has shown that talented and successful people like to read newspapers, magazines and news and finance, so I discussed with the teachers and planned to set up a new newspaper and magazine reading room in the school, and install LCD TVs in each classroom to facilitate everyone to absorb extracurricular knowledge." He Xiaoming likes to read newspapers, magazines and news the most, and immediately raised his hands in favor. The new principal did what he said, rearranged an old auditorium into a reading room, and installed a TV in every classroom, and since then the extracurricular activities of Guangzhou high school have been much richer. Every free time, He Xiaoming is the first to go to the newspaper and magazine reading room to read the newspaper, every time he stares at the TV during the current affairs news time, with the transfer of time, the principal's new policy is less and less supportive, the newspaper and magazine reading room is also closed directly because of too little traffic, and only He Xiaoming is "in the lonely fang" every news and financial time. He Xiaoming saw that everyone was busy learning the knowledge in the class, and he was embarrassed to "hang on to the children" anymore, so he also joined the sequence of chasing me to learn the knowledge in the class.
In the final exam, He Xiaoming's liberal arts were more outstanding, but there was a serious regression in science, and He Xiaoming became even more tired of science, hoping that the school would divide liberal arts and science classes as soon as possible. Due to the tension of studying, He Xiaoming and Liu Wenshi have less and less time to meet, it just so happens that a bold girl in the class has a crush on He Xiaoming for a long time, the bold girl sits next to He Xiaoming, and soon sends autumn waves to He Xiaoming, He Xiaoming finally feels what is 'sending hook spring wine warmth next seat', but after some careful consideration, He Xiaoming felt that he and the bold girl were 'heartless', so he quit drinking and rejected her, the bold girl was deeply wronged, He Xiaoming lived up to a "brave heart" (the teacher said:" Middle school students should focus on their studies! ”)。