Chapter 17: Streaking
As soon as the school started, the school began to divide the graduating class into liberal arts classes and science classes, He Xiaoming chose the liberal arts class due to his hobbies, politics, history and geography, while Chen Wenshi chose the science class with better science subjects. In the liberal arts class, He Xiaoming was handy in all liberal arts except for mathematics and English, and soon became the 'star' of the class. Many people have asked He Xiaoming for advice on learning methods, He Xiaoming said: "In fact, there is no learning method, interest is the best teacher, hard work will have a big harvest." The third year of high school is very intense, He Xiaoming put the whole class into studying, there is not much time to interact with Chen Wenshi, Chen Wenshi's science class came to a sports student, this sports student is very lively and cheerful, the family has money, the most important thing is that he plays the guitar very well, at the school party, the sports student played and sang a song "Thrive", Chen Wenshi's heart was immediately captured by him. Of course, many girls in the class are secretly in love with He Xiaoming, and one of them has a chubby girl who has been secretly drooling over He Xiaoming for a long time. The fat girl was originally very good in science and average in liberal arts, but in order to be able to be with He Xiaoming, she still chose the liberal arts class, the power of her crush is huge, and the fat girl studied very hard, and it didn't take long for her liberal arts grades to skyrocket, and her grades soon became excellent in the class. The head teacher who teaches history knew that the fat girl was making such leaps and bounds because of He Xiaoming's grades, and secretly laughed. One day, the class held a party, the fat girl took a piece of watermelon for He Xiaoming to eat, He Xiaoming is "no refusal", like Zhu Bajie ate the fat girl's watermelon in three or two clicks, the fat girl asked He Xiaoming: "What university do you plan to go to?" He Xiaoming said without hesitation: "Of course, it is a university with good moral character!" The fat girl said, "Oh, tell me when you volunteer, is it okay?" He Xiaoming said: "Yes, definitely, definitely." Since He Xiaoming ate the fat girl's watermelon, the fat girl has loved him very much, and He Xiaoming only knew at this time: "The things given by girls can't be eaten casually!" Although He Xiaoming himself doesn't like fat girls, he is afraid of hurting her, so he doesn't dare to explain it to her." He Xiaoming felt: "The relationship is pleasing to each other, it's not that one person likes the other person, so he has no feelings for the fat girl." Since then, every time the fat girl shows favor to He Xiaoming, he refuses, and even sometimes when he sees the fat girl He Xiaoming, he runs away, which makes the fat girl almost cry, which really hurts the heart of an amorous girl.
In winter, He Xiaoming's Chinese teacher in his fifties wore a warm coat inside and a white shirt outside to class. Seeing the Chinese teacher dressed up like this, many female classmates covered their mouths and smiled, but He Xiaoming felt: "The Chinese teacher is very 'tasteful', it is simply 'simple but not simple', and it is necessary to have a demeanor and not a temperature!" No wonder people say that language is the worst. "No matter how cold the weather is in winter, the Chinese teacher is so engaged in teaching in the classroom. He Xiaoming only now knows: "It turns out that when a person is engaged, he will forget everything around him, including the existence of cold." The Chinese teacher often said that his 'ambition' when he was young for everyone to hear, he said: "You are happy, I think that when I just resumed the college entrance examination, thousands of troops crowded the single-plank bridge, and my score line was admitted to a key university several times, but it was brushed down because of the failure of the physical examination, I don't know how many times I cried!" But I was 'but the heart of the Yellow River is not dead, and I am not a hero if I don't reach the Great Wall', and finally squeezed into the ordinary university that I have been longing for for a long time." The repeater student is twenty-five years old, and he is twenty-four years old, not only taller than the teacher, but also has some knowledge higher than the teacher, and the previous geography teacher could not solve the math problem to ask him for help. He Xiaoming thought to himself: "Although it is said that 'learn and read until you are old', will you feel embarrassed to be so old and still mix with us middle school students!" In fact, it is enough to be admitted to a good university, why do you have to be admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University to study, this is also vanity! ”
Once, He Xiaoming chatted with repeat students, and He Xiaoming said: "I heard that you have been admitted to 211 key universities several times and have not studied, why is that?" The repeater said: "Everyone has their own aspirations, persistence is a virtue, and it is commendable to never give up, but my goal is to study at Peking University." He Xiaoming joked: "What if Peking University just doesn't admit you?" The repeater said firmly, "I'll repeat until it admits me." He Xiaoming said: "What if people still don't admit you? The repeater was ugly and ashamed, grabbed his fist, and wanted to beat He Xiaoming, He Xiaoming smiled and said: "Just kidding, don't take it seriously." In fact, after being admitted to a good university, they may not necessarily succeed, others still become state presidents when they come out of normal schools, and few of the ten marshals of New China have studied in college, and many Kuomintang officers were college students in the past, but they still fought many defeats." The repeater said: "The bird's ambition is to know the partridge! At this time, Li Hua said: "Now there are more and more college students, and studying in college may not be promising, just be able to make money, three hundred and sixty lines, the line is the champion, why hang yourself on a tree!" Shao Jiaer said: "That's right, but then again, going to university is a shortcut for poor students to get rid of poverty, everything in China depends on appearance, you have a high education, a good company and a good unit will choose you first, the more famous your university, the more those recruiters like it, and after entering a good company and a good unit, others will examine your talent." Li Jin said: "Of course, students from good families can become their own bosses as soon as they graduate, and they can also become civil servants as soon as they graduate with interpersonal relationships, and some parents are rich and powerful, and their parents can even do everything for him, just like the Swiss welfare system - 'from the cradle to the grave'!" He Xiaoming said: "How boring it is to live like this! Everything depends on parents and relationships."
The next day, it was the Chinese teacher's class again, and the Chinese teacher was no longer wearing a white shirt, but a black jacket, He Xiaoming felt that the teacher was much more handsome in this way. After the Chinese teacher finished the lecture, he said to everyone: "Whether you go to university or not, you must have backbone, integrity, and a good attitude, and truly do what the ancient Chinese said, 'the rich and the rich cannot be lewd, the poor and the lowly cannot be moved, and the mighty cannot be bent', this is the real husband." He Xiaoming thinks so! "The teacher's generation, China's highly educated talents are scarce, so their generation of college students has been valued by the state and society, and now unless you take the exam for a key university, it is difficult for you to get the attention of the country and society."
In his spare time, He Xiaoming will run to participate in the painful boys, just arrived at the audition site in Liwan District, Guangzhou, and the singing was already loud inside, He Xiaoming heard the male voice in the singing room so loud, and knew that he was more than lucky. Sure enough, He Xiaoming walked into the audition site with a heartbeat, only to see a fat man and a beautiful woman sitting on the judges' seat, and the beauty asked, "Children, do you have an accompaniment?" He Xiaoming said, "No." The judges said, "Let's sing it then." He Xiaoming sang an original song of his own, and the beautiful judges thought it was good and wanted to keep He Xiaoming. The fat referee immediately objected: "The voice is too small, not loud enough, you go back first." He Xiaoming knew that he was not playing, so he temporarily gave up his dream of being a singer. A few days later, He Xiaoming went to the Guangzhou Economic Development Zone to play with friends, and when he passed the overpass, he saw a little boy who kept making singing gestures, and smiled after finishing it, and smiled again after finishing. He Xiaoming thought to himself: "It's over, I must have gone to participate in the Happy Boys audition and didn't make the shortlist, so I'm crazy!" Since then, He Xiaoming has looked down on fame and fortune.
In order to be admitted to a good university, the students of the graduating class of key high schools are desperately reading, studying, and doing exercises, and He Xiaoming is also infected by this atmosphere and almost has a nervous breakdown. During the winter vacation, He Xiaoming said to He Tianci: "Dad, help me, I'm dying." He Tianci said to his son: "What nonsense, study should be a combination of work and rest, just do your best, the most important thing to be a person is to have a clear conscience." He Xiaoming said, "I know, Dad. Don't worry about me, but don't blame me for getting a zero score in the college entrance examination! He Tianci said: "Do you want to learn from the white roll hero?" He Xiaoming said: "The white roll hero is just a pawn of others, so I don't learn from him." As the college entrance examination is getting closer and closer, the study of the graduating class has entered the final sprint, and the students are becoming more and more nervous. One day, I watched the news: "Students from XX Middle School ran naked at three o'clock in the morning in order to relieve stress". He Xiaoming also wanted to give it a try.
In the early morning of the next day, as soon as He Xiaoming took off his shorts, he ran to the sports field with his bare buttocks, and the school's security guard saw a naked person running past in a haze, and thought he had seen a ghost, so he immediately ran into the duty room and did not dare to come out. After He Xiaoming ran a few laps, the sky was already bright, and with the coming of light, He Xiaoming suddenly became afraid, because he knew that running naked in China was the behavior of a madman, and it was also a violation of immorality, and it was also a blind behavior. He Xiaoming quickly ran into the dormitory, put on his shorts, and then went out to run naked. After running a few laps, He Xiaoming met the proprietress of the school shop, and He Xiaoming asked very 'politely': "How is the proprietress doing?" "The proprietress looked at He Xiaoming with 'thief eyes', He Xiaoming ran to the dormitory unscrupulously, just as he ran to the door of the dormitory, He Xiaoming was seen by the head teacher. Seeing such an indecent' behavior, the head teacher hurriedly shouted: "He Xiaoming, come here." He Xiaoming was reluctant to wear shorts, and the head teacher angrily asked He Xiaoming: "Why do you wear a pair of shorts to walk around early in the morning?" He Xiaoming said: "Teacher, I'm here to relieve stress!" The head teacher said angrily: "Decompress, in order to reduce pressure, can you ignore the feelings of others?" He Xiaoming said frustratedly: "Who called China's college entrance examination so stressful, this is a problem of the national system, not my problem." Seeing that He Xiaoming was still 'strong words', the head teacher said angrily: "You like to make a fool of yourself, don't you?" Good! Now I order you to run another ten laps in the playground." He Xiaoming was already shivering with cold, and when he heard the teacher say, 'run ten more laps', he hurriedly begged for mercy and said: "Teacher, I know it's wrong, now there are so many students in the playground, and you still ask me to run ten laps in public, doesn't it make me shameless?" The head teacher said, "Do you know ugly now?" If you do this again in the future, I will never spare you, go back, get dressed quickly, and don't catch a cold." He Xiaoming escaped, and hurriedly put on his clothes, the classmates in the dormitory laughed, and He Xiaoming himself laughed.
After this big lesson, He Xiaoming realized: "Running naked is indeed a 'hooligan' behavior, but there are indeed many people in the world who 'base their happiness on the pain of others'." However, the pressure of China's college entrance examination is indeed a problem of the Chinese system, because the college entrance examination in China is the best shortcut to change a person's fate, in foreign countries, there are many successful people who do not study in universities, but in China it is very difficult for you to succeed, which requires Chinese society to be more 'fair', 'transparent', 'open', and more 'inclusive'." In his spare time, He Xiaoming would take a look at the sports newspaper, and then he saw such a report on American professional basketball: the reporter came to the training ground of the parallel importer Kwamei, and saw him performing the board, two points, and three points, and he was simply omnipotent, and the reporter asked: "Kwamei, when will you be able to lead the team to 'forge ahead"? "Now I'm getting more and more in shape, the last time I played the Bobcats (the worst team in the NBA), I chased the opposing player in overtime and almost caught up, and when he was about to go to the blue, fortunately I yelled in my back, otherwise he really scored!" At the end of the race, I was tired, but I had to run faster, yes, faster." The sports reporter smiled and asked, "Roaring behind his back?" Kwame said proudly, "Yes, a roar behind his back!" ”。