He Xiaoming was born in a working family in Guangzhou, his father He Tianci had great ambitions when he was young, but he didn't read much, he didn't know how to pat the leader's sycophants at work, and the family's economic situation was not very good, so he finally became a glorious ordinary worker. He Xiaoming's mother worked in the city library, a typical intellectual, a well-known good wife and mother.

He Tianci loved his son very much, because he felt that he could not realize his dream, so he had to pin it on the next generation. He Xiaoming did not disappoint his father, he would laugh when he was born, walk at the age of one, pick up chopsticks to beat the drum at the age of two, and sing when he was three years old. Mrs. Ming spanks her son every time she sees him naughty, but He Xiaoming still only laughs and doesn't cry. His father, He Tianci, thought that his son would be a musician even if he was not a singer in the future, so he immediately called the Beiliu Ceramics Company and asked them to send hundreds of dishes every month. As soon as the salesman of Beiliu Ceramics Company received a call, he thought it was a big customer, and immediately drove his singles four-wheeled to the downstairs of He Tianci's house, pulled out the car keys, and rushed to the eighteenth floor of He Tianci's house with a stack of thick sample sheets, when the salesman panted and entered He Tianci's house and learned that He Tianci ordered hundreds of dishes to learn music for his son, and asked for the cheapest and worst kind of goods, he was like a deflated ball, his feet immediately became weak, and he collapsed on the ground.

He Tianci and Mrs. Ming hurriedly helped the salesman up, and the handsome salesman said weakly: "Water, water." Mrs. Ming hurriedly took a large glass of water and handed it to his mouth, and the salesman drank the water with three "coo-goo"! He Tianci said solemnly: "Why are you so desperate? Your body matters! The salesman said helplessly: "I am a college student, because I have been a salesman for a month without a single order, today I received a call from your house and thought it was a big order, so I rushed up with interest, but I didn't expect your house to just buy dishes for the young master to play!" He Tianci hurriedly apologized and said: "I'm really sorry for disappointing the salesman brother!" I know that Beiliu ceramics are well-known at home and abroad, and it is indeed a reputation for hurting Beiliu ceramics to set a few broken dishes and bad dishes, but you don't underestimate my son, he must be outstanding in the future. The salesman glanced at the little kid, and immediately looked at the sweat and said: "It's okay, the customer is God, we never treat the customer to the number of orders, we all treat the customer as God, and treat everyone equally." He Tianci was very happy and immediately established a one-year cooperative relationship with the salesman.

He Xiaoming knocked on the plate and bowl at home and unknowingly beat it for a year, He Tianci and his wife calculated the money to buy the plate and bowl for He Xiaoming at the end of the year, and the couple was shocked, since they used tens of thousands of yuan! He Tianci discussed with his wife: "Does it take so much money to train a musician?" Mrs. Ming laughed and said, "Shouldn't I send my son to kindergarten?" He Tianci immediately raised his hands in approval.

The next day, He Tianci and Mrs. Ming took three-year-old He Xiaoming to the nanny kindergarten. When I arrived at the nanny kindergarten, the person in charge there, Mr. Mi, saw He Xiaoming's elf weird, so he pinched He Xiaoming's little face and said to He Xiaoming's parents: "Your son can be so loved!" You can rest assured, our nanny kindergarten treats every child as if it were our own child, and will not let him be wronged! And we will also teach him piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and songs. When He Tianci heard this, he was overjoyed and immediately asked, "How much is a semester?" Teacher Mi pushed the glasses and said, "It's not expensive, it's only 8,000 yuan a semester"! Mrs. Ming heard "8,000 yuan"! Immediately staggered: "I can hire a nanny for a year for 8,000 yuan." Teacher Mi said solemnly: "Why can you hire a nanny for 8,000 yuan, but now a good nanny doesn't have 50,000 yuan, so you can ask for it." Besides, now that prices are rising so fast, you have to ask a nanny to provide her with food and accommodation, and it is not possible to do it without 50,000 yuan a year. When Mrs. Ming heard what she said, she felt that it seemed to make sense! asked He Tianci: "If you want him to learn piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and singing at a young age, will it make his son's mind bad?" Seeing that Mrs. Ming had concerns, Teacher Mi immediately smiled and said, "No, isn't the country advocating quality education now?" Students should not study mathematics, physics, and chemistry all day long, but should learn more piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, lyrics, songs, and fu, so as to cultivate their sentiments. Mrs. Ming opened her mouth wide and said, "Cultivating sentiments? Do you understand sentiment at a young age? Teacher Mi said embarrassedly: "Of course there is, who has no sentiment?" People are born with sentiments" He Tianci seemed to make sense when he heard it, and thought: "8,000 yuan a semester is about the same as the money that my son uses to knock dishes and make dishes at home every year." So they immediately paid for it, and the couple put their family's demon king in kindergarten in this way.

He Xiaoming cried non-stop on the first day he was sent to kindergarten by his parents, and said, "I want my mother, I want my mother." Teacher Mi kept comforting him and said, "You will see your mother at night, don't cry." He Xiaoming cried while wiping his eyes: "I don't want it, I want my mother!" Teacher Mi saw He Xiaoming crying even more, and comforted him again: "Good, don't cry, I'm your mother!" He Xiaoming opened his eyes and said, "No! You're not my mom, my mom doesn't wear glasses! Teacher Mi was so angry that she wanted to cry. A few days later, He Xiaoming finally played with the children, and when He Xiaoming was naughty, he also used the kindergarten children's heads or tables as dishes at home, and knocked this and that with a pencil. Many parents complained to Ms. Mi: "Why don't you care if my child is beaten by others?" "Yes, so is my son." "And my daughter." Teacher Mi Sun Wukong transformed and explained: "It's just that there are one or two children who are naughty, but it's nothing!" It's nothing! A 30-year-old wife said angrily: "My son came home and told me that he was hit on the head with a pencil by He Xiaoming, and if you don't deal with him, we will deal with you." Many parents were coaxed, and Teacher Mi was surrounded by many parents and questioned, and began to panic, sweating and saying, "Okay! I will punish He Xiaoming, please rest assured, I promise that this kind of thing will not happen next time. After Mr. Mi finished speaking, he helped his glasses.

In the afternoon, Mrs. Ming came to pick up her son from school, and when Mrs. Mi saw Mrs. Ming, she complained: "Your son is too naughty, he uses other children's heads as musical instruments, knocking them around, many parents of children have complained to me, Mrs. Ming, you have to take good care of your children!" Otherwise, I can only tell you to bring him back." Mrs. Ming hurriedly apologized and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Mi." He's like this at home, knock this and that, I'll teach him a lesson when I go back, and I promise he won't be naughty next time. After Mrs. Ming comprehended He Xiaoming's home, she said angrily to He Tianci: "It's all your habitual son, let him knock this and that at home, and buy dishes and come back for him to knock, so that now he treats other children's heads as musical instruments, since he uses a pencil to knock on people's heads!" Don't you think you think so? He Tianci heard what his wife said, felt a little aggrieved and said: "I am also doing this to tap the child's strengths!" Besides, it's not a very serious crime for a child to hit someone's head with a pencil! Just tell him to knock something else later. Seeing He Tianci's strong words, Mrs. Ming ran into the kitchen to cook angrily.

The next day at school, Teacher Mi moved He Xiaoming's seat to the front row and let him sit alone, Teacher Mi decided to take He Xiaoming as the object of "care". He Xiaoming was stared at by the teacher, and he couldn't move, and even after class, Teacher Mi stood next to He Xiaoming, looking at him angrily. He Xiaoming looked at Teacher Mi stupidly, and became very strange all morning, and didn't dare to knock on the heads of his classmates again. In the afternoon, Teacher Mi taught the children to draw, and Teacher Mi said to everyone: "Students, the teacher taught you to draw character sketches today, you first see how the teacher draws, and then you can draw the people you are most familiar with, you can draw father, mother, grandfather, grandmother, and teacher me." He Xiaoming thought to himself: "Who am I good at drawing?" Suddenly, he drew an old witch with a pair of glasses, and lifted the little boy's foot with one hand, and the little boy was lifted upside down and struggled desperately in the air. He Xiaoming covered his mouth and smiled while drawing, and it was finished after a while. After school, Teacher Mi asked the students to pass the painted paintings, He Xiaoming and other students passed the paintings, and stuffed their paintings into the middle, so they happily ran to the kindergarten door, took Mrs. Ming's hand and went home.

Teacher Mi was checking the child's masterpiece, and suddenly, she saw a calligraphy and painting without a name, on which an old witch with glasses was drawn bullying a child with a broom, and next to it was written "My Teacher Mi". Teacher Mi was furious when she saw this painting, desperately looking for who painted it, and after she eliminated the names one by one, she finally found the answer, it turned out that this was He Xiaoming's masterpiece.

The next day, He Xiaoming came to school, and Teacher Mi complained to Mrs. Ming again: "Mrs. Ming, your son painted me as an old witch, he is so naughty, I can't control him!" Mrs. Ming was surprised and said, "No! Can we Xiao Ming draw? I haven't seen him draw before. Teacher Mi immediately handed He Xiaoming's masterpiece yesterday to Mrs. Ming to watch. When Mrs. Ming saw it, she almost laughed off her two big teeth, and hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Mi!" He's still a child, not sensible, you don't remember the villain, just spare him this time! Mrs. Ming immediately reprimanded Xiao Ming: "Did you paint this painting?" He Xiaoming nodded obediently. Mrs. Ming said angrily: "You can't draw the teacher like this in the future, do you know?" He Xiaoming nodded again. Mrs. Ming ordered He Xiaoming: "Apologize to Teacher Mi immediately!" He Xiaoming said very obediently: "I'm sorry, Mr. Mi, I know it's wrong." Teacher Mi saw that He Xiaoming suddenly became well-behaved, and felt that it was a loss of his identity to be angry with the child, so he forgave him.

After returning home in the afternoon, Mrs. Ming accompanied her son to watch Xiyangyang and the gray wolf, and Mrs. Ming laughed when she saw that the gray wolf was always hit by his wife's iron pot, and thought: "Why are the cartoons so violent now, the little wolf marrying such a wife is really bad for eight lifetimes!" No wonder today's girls always say, 'Be a man to be happy, and marry a gray wolf!' ’。