One morning, Mrs. Ming cooked a bowl of egg noodles with a lot of green onions for her son, and He Xiaoming asked his mother, "Why do you put so many green onions?" Mrs. Ming said, "Because our little Ming is going to a real school!" Little Tomorrow really asked: "Real school!" Isn't kindergarten a real school? Mrs. Ming said, "Yes and no!" Kindergarten is a place for little kids. He Xiaoming said proudly: "Then I will no longer be a little kid in the future?" Mrs. Ming said, "Yes! Eat quickly, eat more chopped green onions, then our Xiao Ming will be very smart in reading. He Tianci was also eating breakfast next to him, and said to Mrs. Ming: "Okay, don't lie to the child, it's not the same whether you eat green onions or not!" It's natural to be smart, and it's not necessarily smart to grow up smart when you're smart. Mrs. Ming retorted: "What do you know, you just eat too little green onions, so you are only working as a worker now." He Tianci said: "What's wrong with workers? The power of workers' solidarity is great. Mrs. Ming said, "Don't be stinky and beautiful, eat you, the noodles have blocked your mouth, and there are so many words." ”

After breakfast, Mrs. Ming led He Xiaoming to Yucai Primary School to register, four-year-old Xiao Ming saw that there were many big brothers and sisters in the school, and he was so happy that he danced with his hands, and hurriedly asked his mother: "Mom, when can I be as old as them?" Mrs. Ming said, "Soon! If you eat more, you'll grow as big as them. He Xiaoming said proudly, "Oh, then I will eat three bowls a day in the future!" Mrs. Ming said happily, "That's right." ”

After walking to the school's enrollment room, Mrs. Ming registered her son, paid the tuition and miscellaneous fees, and Mrs. Ming handed He Xiaoming over to his first-year homeroom teacher and left. He Xiaoming's first-grade homeroom teacher is called He Meili, and everyone calls her Teacher He. So she also said to her classmates: "In the future, you will call me Teacher He." He Xiaoming immediately jumped up and asked, "Teacher, are you the lotus of the lotus leaf?" Teacher He smiled and said, "I am not the 'lotus' of lotus leaves, I am the 'He' next to a single person." He Xiaoming asked again: "What is a single side?" Teacher He said: "The single side is a word next to only one person, so it is called the single side." He Xiaoming asked again: "There are two people next to that word, isn't that next to the two people?" ”。 Teacher He said, "You are so smart, but we don't call it two people, we call it two people."

He Xiaoming gained a lot of knowledge on the first day of class and met a lot of new classmates, so as soon as he got home, he talked to his parents non-stop. Mrs. Ming said, "Then you weren't naughty, were you?" He Xiaoming said: "I didn't be naughty, and Teacher He also said that I was very well-behaved." Mrs. Ming said, "From then on, you have to study hard and make progress every day." He Xiaoming said, "Hmm."

Teacher He saw that He Xiaoming was eccentric and bold and smart, so he made him the class president. Teacher He wears a pair of very tall high heels every time he comes to class, and every time he goes to class, the frolicking students immediately quiet down when they hear the sound of high heels. One day, when he took a nap at noon, He Xiaoming couldn't sleep, and as soon as he made a ghost idea, he woke up Li Jie, who was sleeping soundly, and he said to Li Xiaopang: "How about we go and measure Mr. He's high heels?" Li Xiaopang immediately jumped up and said, "Okay! All right! So the two of them took a plastic ruler, tiptoed to the door of Teacher He's lounge, and then crawled to Teacher He's bed like two puppies, He Xiaoming asked Xiaopang to pick up Teacher He's high heels, and measured its heel with a plastic ruler. Teacher He was woken up by their whispering, and when she looked under the bed, it turned out to be the two little naughty ghosts in her room, Li Jie holding her shoes in her hands, and He Xiaoming holding the ruler. Teacher He laughed secretly in bed, but he didn't want to disturb them, so he pretended to continue sleeping. After He Xiaoming and Li Xiaopang finished measuring Teacher He's shoes, they gently climbed out like two puppies and quickly returned to their small bed.

As soon as the class bell rang, the classmates all got up to wash their faces and go to class, and after He Xiaoming washed his face, he saw that Li Xiaopang was still sleeping, so he pulled him up and said, "Get up, it's time for class." Li Xiaopang said reluctantly: "I still have to sleep." He Xiaoming said to him loudly: "I'm going to be late." So Li Xiaopang got up slowly. After a while, the students were all gone, He Xiaoming also ran to the classroom, and when Li Xiaopang put on his shoes and walked to the classroom, Teacher He was already in class. Li Xiaopang just walked into the classroom. Teacher He said sternly: "Li Jie, stop!" Why are you late? Li Xiaopang muttered, "I overslept!" Teacher He said, "Why did you oversleep?" Li Xiaopang wanted to swallow and say, "Because...". Teacher He smiled and said to him, "Did you and He Xiaoming run to my room to make a ghost?" Li Xiaopang saw that he was wearing the pot, and said in a low voice: "It was He Xiaoming who asked me to go." Teacher He immediately glanced at Xiao Ming, and He Xiaoming immediately stood up the book to cover his face. Teacher He smiled and said, "Okay, go back to your seat, don't be late next time." ”

As soon as Xiao Ming got home from school, he ran to his mother's room, and Mrs. Ming asked their father and son to come out to eat after cooking, but the son just didn't come out. Mrs. Ming came to the room and found her son measuring his shoes, and Mrs. Ming asked, "What are you doing"! Xiao Ming said: "I'll measure how tall my mother's shoes are!" Mrs. Ming said, "Why do you measure your mother's shoes?" He Xiaoming really said: "Because our teacher He's heels are so high." Mrs. Ming deliberately asked, "How tall are Mr. He's shoes?" He Xiaoming shouted: "It's six centimeters high!" Mrs. Ming smiled and said, "Six centimeters! How do you know? He Xiaoming said: "I went to measure it with Xiaopang at noon today." When Mrs. Ming heard this, she laughed out loud and said. "Oh, it looks like you're messing around at school again!" He Xiaoming glanced at his mother slyly, and Mrs. Ming pulled her son and said, "Go out to eat." ”

At the dinner table, Mrs. Ming kept picking vegetables for her son, and He Tianci saw that the fish head, fish belly, chicken legs, and chicken wings had all run into his son's bowl, so he said to his wife: "Okay, you clip so much for your son, can he finish eating?" Mrs. Ming ignored He Tianci and said to her son: "Come, eat more, regardless of your father, he is more greedy than you." He Xiaoming took a bite of the chicken leg and said, "Mom, why are your high heels only three centimeters high?" Mrs. Ming smiled and said, "Because my mother is afraid of falling, she doesn't wear so high." He Xiaoming broke the casserole and asked, "Oh, then why didn't Teacher He fall down again?" Mrs. Ming said a little impatiently, "You can't talk much during dinner, you know?" He Xiaoming saw that his mother did not allow him to speak, so he had to bury his head and suffer hard.

After eating, He Tianci's family of three sat next to the TV series to watch TV, and the host of the news network said: "The Central Commission for Discipline Inspection requires the whole country to intensify its efforts to fight against the law, severely deal with officials who live corrupt lives and have second wives, and transfer those who violate the criminal law to the judicial organs for criminal responsibility." Mrs. Ming said to herself: "The country should have stepped up its anti-** efforts a long time ago." He Tianci said: "The most important thing is to establish a sound supervision mechanism, otherwise it is difficult to cut off ** in a country like China, where people are sophisticated and developed." After watching the news broadcast, I then blew the advertisement for liquor, and Mrs. Ming was annoyed when she saw the advertisement for liquor! said angrily: "Why does CCTV blow the most liquor advertisements? If Chinese liquor sells well, will it make the country rich and the army strong? Why don't Chinese entrepreneurs blow more high-tech advertisements? He Tianci said helplessly: "What China lacks most is high-tech products, in the past, China paid the most taxes on tobacco, and now liquor is overwhelmingly blowing advertisements, indicating that Chinese enterprises do not want to forge ahead!" You see, the United States is all high-tech innovation, and this is the gap between China and the United States. Mrs. Ming thought about it: "I think so!" No wonder a little boy went to the Supreme Court in the 90s to sue a tobacco company, and no wonder the news media always said that China lacked core competitiveness." The two chatted about the family's favorite TV series "Bao Qingtian's Tanuki for the Prince", and after watching "Bao Qingtian", He Xiaoming's family went to sleep.

Early the next morning, Mrs. Ming sent He Xiaoming to school again, and began to take a nap after lunch. He Xiaoming couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning, but Li Xiaopang, who was in his lower bunk, had already begun to snore. He Xiaoming's mind turned, and the ghost idea came again, so he took out a paintbrush from the small bag and gently drew a little turtle on Xiaopang's cheeks, forehead, chin, and nose, among which the one on Xiaopang's nose was the smallest and most delicate. After finishing the painting, Xiao Ming raised his eyebrows and said to himself: "Who told you to expose me in front of the teacher yesterday!" So he laughed and climbed into his bed to sleep. As soon as the bell rang for class, Xiao Ming immediately jumped out of bed to wash his face, after washing his face, Li Xiaopang was still sleeping, and the classmates all ran to the classroom, He Xiaoming immediately woke up Li Xiaopang and said, "Chubby is up, late!" Xiaopang immediately jumped up and hurriedly went to wash his face, He Xiaoming pulled him and said, "Don't wash it, it's going to be late!" If you don't leave, you will be punished by the teacher. After He Xiaoming finished speaking, he immediately ran to the classroom, Li Xiaopang was putting on his shoes, shouting: "Wait for me, wait for me." ”

When Li Xiaopang ran to the classroom panting, he was really late. As soon as he walked into the classroom, Teacher He told him to stop, and all his classmates laughed. Li Xiaopang thought that his classmates laughed at him and was late again, but Xiaopang didn't know that others were laughing at his flowery face, so he stood at the door of the classroom with a red face. Teacher He saw so many turtles on Li Jie's face, covered his mouth, laughed hahaha, and said, "What's wrong with your face?" So many turtles? Chubby wiped his face with his hand, only to realize that his face was very dirty. The classmates all laughed crookedly, and Li Xiaopang lowered his head and said to Teacher He: "Teacher, I got up late and didn't wash my face." Teacher He immediately became serious and asked the male students in the class: "Who painted Li Jie's big flower face?" The classroom was suddenly silent, Teacher He saw that no one answered, and looked at He Xiaoming with stern eyes, He Xiaoming knew that he had caused a big disaster, his heart was beating very hard, his head was lowered, and he didn't dare to look at the teacher. Teacher He immediately said to the class, "Everyone read the book first, He Xiaoming and Li Jie come to my office." He Xiaoming's heart suddenly fell, his feet were as heavy as lead, and he reluctantly stood up and followed Mr. He to the office, Mr. He asked Xiao Ming: "Did you paint Li Jie's face?" He Xiaoming replied in a low voice: "I didn't do it!" Teacher He said sternly: "You still don't admit it? Children can't lie, you know? He Xiaoming bowed his head and did not answer, and Mr. He said earnestly: "If you do something wrong, you must dare to admit it, and after admitting it, you must change it, so you are a little man." As soon as He Xiaoming heard the words "little man", he immediately had the courage and shouted: "I did it, I know I was wrong, please forgive the teacher." Teacher He guided Xiao Ming and said, "I know it's wrong, so what should I do?" He Xiaoming immediately apologized to Li Xiaopang and said, "I'm sorry, Li Jie, it's my fault, please forgive me." Teacher He asked Li Jie to go to the bathroom to wash his face, and after Xiaopang washed his face, Teacher He said to Xiao Ming: "That's right, classmates should help each other, and you can't bully other students, you know?" He Xiaoming said: "I know, Teacher He, I will beat anyone who bullies our classmates in the future." Teacher He laughed and said, "It's not right to fight, in the future, the classmates will get along harmoniously, and if you see others bullying our classmates, just stop and tell the teacher." He Xiaoming said, "Got it, teacher." Teacher He smiled and said to them, "That's right! Go ahead, go back to your seat, the teacher is going to class". Then the classroom resounded with the sound of reading.

A classmate named Li Na in the class had a high fever, Mr. He desperately called his parents, Li Na's parents went to work in the field, there was only one grandmother at home, the grandmother didn't know what to do, Mr. He didn't say a word and carried Li Na to the hospital, after the injection, Li Na's high fever has not subsided, Mr. He has been guarding him, late at night Li Na's father came back, Li's father was grateful to Mr. He, Mr. He just smiled and replied: "This is our responsibility as a teacher." Two days later, Li Na returned to school with a fever, and when he saw that there were no fewer students in the classroom, Teacher He showed a rare smile.