700.Miserable (1/5)
Entering the stadium, Wang Bo thought he had returned to the flower and bird market in Kyoto, where people came and went with cages in their hands or squatting birds on their shoulders, and the cries of people mixed with the chirping of birds. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
From time to time, an awkward voice would sound around: "Mud howl! "Eat and fly, and borrow people's cards!" "Wow, wow,!"
Needless to say, it's all the voice of a parrot talking.
Most parrots can't see each other, and the cages in people's hands are covered with cloth to prevent too much crowd from startling the birds or making them excited in advance.
Dare to show the parrots, these parrots are all good hands, mostly African gray parrots, blue-capped Amazons, and yellow-necked Amazon parrots.
The parrots gathered together, the fun was quite big, these birds did not like each other, as long as they got close to the feathers, Lao Wang also knew that the parrot was a very aggressive bird.
The army commander also squatted on Wang Bo's shoulder, he didn't care about the hostile parrot gaze around him, and looked left and right with great interest: "Ah, girl! "Ah, ugly!" "Ah, girl!" "Ah, what a lot of ugliness!"
Fortunately, it generally speaks Chinese, otherwise people will hear it and understand the meaning of its words, and Lao Wang feels that the commander will definitely be beaten.
But Eva and little Lori could understand what it meant, and little Lori blocked her thin ears and eyes with her little fingers: "Ahhh ”
Eva looked at the little parrot thoughtfully and said, "It seems that I will educate this child well when I go back this time." ”
Little Lori looked at the commander with sympathy, but the commander looked left and right at his compatriots, and did not pay attention to this tragic incident for a while.
There was a singing and dancing performance before the game, Wang Bo didn't pay attention, but after a while, a familiar melody sounded, and he blinked, isn't this "Believe in Yourself" of 'blood boiling in the arena and giants rising from the east'?
Little Lori shouted happily: "Ah, it's Brother Reddy, Brother Ryan, and Brother Tutu, it turns out that they are here too!" ”
Wang Bo turned his head to look, and sure enough, isn't this the four-day king of his own bar?
The relationship between the four of them and the bar is more like a cooperation, not a complete hire, Wang Bo does not restrict them from performing other commercial performances, and he does not pay the four of them, so he does not need to be notified of the four of them coming out to sing.
What surprised him was that Ryan and others were invited to sing in this competition, you know, he took a casual look before, and the singing on stage was a famous Australian country singer, a serious star.
What surprised him even more was that the four of them were still a little famous, and when they began to shake their heads to the beat of the drums, some people waved their arms in the surrounding stands, and some people held up flashing cards with their names printed on them!
These guys obviously knew that Wang Bo and they were coming to participate in the competition, and the contestants entered the venue, and they found Wang Bo and his party, and Reddy gave a naked kiss.
The cameraman's ability to capture is very strong, and Wang Bo and his party suddenly appeared on the big screens on both sides.
However, the cameraman captured it and put the camera on Eva, and Wang Bo next to him was ignored by Chi Guoguo.
Little Lori dragged Eva's hand and shook it, pointing to the big screens on both sides to show her, Eva looked up in surprise, so she smiled, propped up her dress and made a lady's response.
The little parrot rolled her eyes: "Ah, Nima is blown up!" ”
The camera stays for four or five seconds and leaves, and Eva has become a celebrity in the stadium.
Her beauty is secondary, her lilac pupils are rare in the world, and when magnified on the big screen, the amethyst-like beauty is amazing.
Wang Bo was indignant: "Made, why doesn't a handsome guy like Lao Tzu have a camera?" ”
Eva slapped him and sneered, "Look, the commander just learned these swear words with you!" ”
Lao Wang was aggrieved, the military commander should have been self-taught.
After the performance, the competition began, and first of all, representatives of the organizer Christchurch Government, Oceania Rare Bird Conservation Society, Parrot Research Association and several other organizations went up to speak.
The speaker was the mayor of Christchurch, who spoke impassionedly and eloquently on the stage.
Wang Bo yawned, New Zealanders also like to do official articles.
He just didn't understand that Christchurch was about to face a change, and the mayor of New Zealand was elected by local residents, and if the mayor wanted to continue to work, he had to seize the time and seize the opportunity to expand his popularity and influence.
It's not easy for a small country like New Zealand to host a tournament in the southern hemisphere, even though it's a private event.
After the mayor's speech, there was a speech by the representative of the jury, followed by a representative of the contestants, who carried an adult African gray parrot with shiny feathers on his shoulder.
"Ah, ugly! Ah, the big ugly! The commander said angrily.
Wang Bohaha laughed, this parrot is the Qiaozui Jenny with the highest call to win the championship, and the military commander is obviously jealous.
He taught: "Commander, you are not right, you have to be tolerant!" You can say that he can take his place, or you can say that the husband should be like this......"
Commander: "Ah, the Commander is the champion!" ”
"Yes, that's your ambition!"
Eva looked at him hesitantly and said, "Honey, you seem to have been treating the military commander as a young man?" But I've checked, and it's a girl. ”
Wang Bo's eyes widened like light bulbs!
He really didn't check the gender of the parrot, and he didn't understand this thing, he just thought that the parrot behaved quite well, and some time ago he called the female parrot a girl and the male parrot ugly......
But if you think about it, the female parrot can also be called that, and by extension, maybe the little parrot likes the same sex? Parrots are also very popular birds of same-sex love!
Especially when he suddenly remembered that this clever mouth Jenny seemed to be this parrot!
All of a sudden, he was terrified.
Eva put her hands around his neck and giggled, "Okay, okay, I won't tease you, the commander is indeed a handsome little guy." How's that, life is full of surprises, it feels good, right? ”
The commander interjected, and said in a strange way: "Ah, where is it small? Ah, show you? ”
Eva couldn't laugh anymore, and soon she sneered: "Go back, go back and see how I train you!" ”
The exuberant speech finally ended, and under the guidance of the host, someone began to take the stage for a parrot show.
Wang Bo watched it offstage, and felt that this kind of game was similar to some domestic reality shows, with 7 referees sitting side by side in the audience to score, with a full score of 100, and after the parrot performance, the referees were not allowed to communicate, and then came out to score. When the time comes, remove the lowest score, remove the highest score, and divide the score by seven to get the final score.
The parrot that was the first to come to the stage was very beautiful, with green feathers all over its body, and a little red on its forehead, which was like a little red in the Central Plains.
Wang Bo knows this kind of parrot, this is called the red-fronted Amazon parrot, which is quite precious.
But the parrot's psychological quality is not up to par, and when it came out of the cage, it was stunned, and opened its mouth and shouted: "Fake! Fack! Fack! (To be continued.) )