Lao Wang burst into laughter, and Eva first covered the commander's ears and eyes, and said, "I can't let this kid hear this kind of thing again." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

As a result, the commander rolled his eyes and said, "Ah, low-level! Ah, the commander doesn't say! ”

The owner of the Central Plains was embarrassed to catch the little parrot into the cage, and the surrounding stands were already full of laughter, and there was an area where a group of young people shouted in a neat voice: "Fake! Fack! Fack! ”

The seven judges wrote down a point on the sign, which can be regarded as an encouragement point, after all, giving 0 points is a bit too hurtful. But it's not okay to give more, swear in the game, which is absolutely not allowed.

Lao Wang was a little nervous, and said to the commander seriously: "After coming to power, you are resolutely not allowed to swear, that is, you can't scold people, is it okay for everyone to be civilized birds?" ”

Commander: "Ah, blow him up, ah, good!" ”

Lao Wang really wants to crush it!

Once the game starts, it will be like a torrent of history, rolling forward and cannot be stopped.

The second parrot that went up was an African gray parrot, with a very clever mouth, but it was a bit like a military commander, like a second-rate son, and went up and opened its mouth and quacked and shouted: "Quack, I'm afraid of my wife, so I have food!" ”

There was another burst of laughter, and the owner of this parrot was a woman, and it seemed very strong, so it was not surprising that it could say this.

But this was obviously not in the plan of the parrot owner, she hurriedly waved her hand, her mouth changed and she didn't know what to say, Lao Wang was too far away to hear clearly.

The little parrot flapped its wings stupidly, opened its mouth and said, "Eat and drink all of it, use up your wallet, be healthy!" Rattle! ”

The hostess couldn't stand it anymore, took the microphone from the host's hand, and shouted: "Come to a piece of "Haiyan", baby, come to a piece of "Haiyan"!" Mother taught you that on the vast sea, the wind gathers dark clouds......"

The little parrot stopped talking, had one wing, and began to comb its feathers with its beak, which was called a concentration.

The referee began to score, but it was not low, with the highest one giving a score of 85, explaining that the parrot was nimble and humorous.

In New Zealand, humor is a particularly important thing, as long as a man is humorous and a little personable, he is basically very feminine.

More than a dozen parrots went up later, this folk game is very popular in the southern hemisphere, there are many people participating in the game, Wang Bo looked at the No. 98 in his hand, and couldn't help yawning.

After an hour of competition, there will be a break to listen to the songs, watch the dance, or watch the wonderful performances of previous years on the big screen.

A parrot has forty seconds of performance time from the beginning of the opening, and if it does not open its mouth after this time, it is basically an inspirational score within ten points.

The parrots who talk dirty are all scored, and there are many such cases, and there are more than 40 parrots in front, and more than a dozen of them only got one point.

Lao Wang is sad to death, forty seconds, the military commander has to speak continuously, if this guy jumps out a dirty word, then he is really worse than dead.

Originally, his purpose was to win the championship and promote Sunset Town, but if the commander said dirty words, he would say goodbye to these plans.

The first hour of the game was almost over, and there was a break, Wang Bo took the commander to prepare to go to the bathroom, and if there was no problem, he would be on stage in the next hour.

At this moment, the crowd suddenly cheered, and Lao Wang looked up to the stage and saw the middle-aged man who had previously spoken on their behalf walking up to the stage, and on his shoulder, an African gray parrot elf was strange and energetic.

Jenny, the most vocal champion of the championship, appeared.

In this competition, Qiaozui Jenny is a well-deserved top brand, as soon as it appeared, the atmosphere of the scene suddenly changed, and the cries were everywhere:

"Triple crown! Triple Crown! Triple Crown! ”

"Jenny look at me here, my parrot has liked you for a long time!"

"Let's just send the laurels! Jenny is bound to be the champion! ”

"Those **** parrots, I don't know if they will commit suicide in shame after seeing Jenny's performance!"

The last time she won the championship, Jenny Clever Mouth sang a New Zealand national anthem, and it is rare for a parrot to sing, and Jenny Clever Mouth even sings beautifully, it is indeed a genius among birds.

The commander also seemed to know that this was a fierce enemy, and stared at the stage without blinking.

Wang Bo is full of confidence, all he is worried about is that the commander swears, as long as his little parrot does not swear, then it will be no problem to win the championship.

Ordinary parrots speak, still staying in the stage of learning tongues, the military commander has a second-level soul heart, its IQ is comparable to that of a child, can have a simple conversation, and can understand some simple questions.

After introducing Jenny and its owner, Luca, the host announced the start of the show.

Lukka snapped his fingers in a dashing manner, and a soothing background music sounded.

At this time, Jenny opened her mouth and said in a soft voice rarely seen among parrots, "I don't know why I am so sullen. I'm bored, I'm so sad, it's made me a fool! ”

At this point, Lukka continued: "Your heart is tossed on the seas with your great ships with their sails, and they are like the nobles and gentry on the water, showing off their luxury, but, believe me, man, if I had such a deal in the sea, I would have devoted a great part of my mind to it, and I would have always watched the direction of the wind, and looked at the names of the harbors, and everything that was enough to worry me would have grieved me." ”

As soon as his words stopped, the little parrot continued: "You are right, my friend, but I also believe that I am so troubled by the success or failure of my trade by more than one ship, and that there is not enough ship. ”

At this time, the exclamations were like waves, and they had already begun to rise and fall.

Wang Bo didn't know what was going on, but he felt that something was wrong, and he was shocked: "What is this for?" What is their conversation? ”

Eva hesitated for a moment and said, "Like, it's a drama dialogue?" I seem to have heard it, but the conversation seems to have changed, and I'm not sure. ”

The performance continued, and Luca showed a pompous expression of surprise and said, "Ah! So you're in love? ”

The little parrot said, "Gross! No, no, no. ”

When she said this, Jenny shook her head decently, and her exclamation became louder.

Lukka had a smug expression on his face, which should have nothing to do with his lines, but his psychological reaction: "Since this is not the case, then what will it be?" Let me say that you are sad because you are unhappy, just as it is as simple as you laugh and laugh and say that you are happy because you are not sad. ”

Jenny: "How do I say that to you?" I don't know where to start! ”

Luca laughed: "Hahahaha! You can speak slowly, my friend. Then he reached out and pointed forward, "Ah! Antonio, who was your former love, look who's over there! ”

He said the last sentence, and Eva suddenly said: "Dear Antonio, OK, I know what this is!" ”

(To be continued.) )