The next day, the emperor stayed in Luowa's dormitory, this tender red-haired beauty, the emperor couldn't love enough.

As long as he thinks of her white and tender skin, the plump and plump twin peaks, and the cute round ****, he doesn't even have the mind to go to court, he just wants to see her all day long.

The emperor hugged the soft and boneless Luowa, and his restless hands couldn't help but rub and pinch her little buttocks.

"There are so many women in the harem, but you are the only one who can't get tired of eating no matter how you let me." His mouth bit Lova's chest.

Lova laughed and trembled: "Thank you......"

She just wanted to say thank you for her grace, but as soon as the word thank you came out, she heard a super long fart sound, followed by a foul smell.

The sound of this fart is simply lingering for three days, and the smell is worse than rotten eggs.

The emperor didn't show it on his face, but he was already a little unhappy in his heart.

Luowa was also embarrassed and didn't know what to say.

She immediately asked the palace maid to open the window to let in the air, so that the stench would dissipate as soon as possible.

A cool breeze blew, and the smell in the room was finally fresh.

The emperor thought: This Luowa may have just come here and is not used to eating cereals, so it is inevitable that she will lose her honor in front of herself, and she can't be blamed for it.

Seeing that a smile appeared on his face again, Luo Wa immediately sat on his lap and said coquettishly: "Your Majesty, let's go out with the concubines to enjoy the flowers today, spring has just arrived, and I heard the palace maids say that the peonies and magnolias in the imperial garden are beautiful." ”

"Good, good. As long as you like it, I will accompany you. The emperor smiled and put his hand into her clothes.

I was about to explore it, but then the fart sound sounded again.

This time it's a super serial fart, and a long series of fart sounds is made up of a dozen small farts, one after the other, overwhelming.

This time, the emperor's face turned green, and he retracted his hand in disappointment.

When he stood up, he was about to go out, because of this stinking eye, he really couldn't hold his breath.

Seeing that he was leaving, Luo Wake panicked.

She immediately grabbed the corner of the emperor's clothes and was about to plead for mercy. But her mouth had not yet opened. The opening below was opened first.

A loud fart let the emperor know that he couldn't go, because where is his beautiful concubine, she is simply a poison gas maker.

Come back when he wants to be smoked to death by the smell of farts one day.

The emperor flicked his sleeves and pushed Luo Wa away. He left without looking back.

This is a bitter pain for the palace maids and eunuchs in the dormitory. One by one, they resisted the urge to gag. Standing proudly in the smell of the room's fart.

Lova gritted her teeth and shouted, "Call the chef in the imperial dining room, he has given me something to eat!" ”

Concubine Qi soon knew about this, because just now she saw the emperor go to the court room angrily.

She said to her son, "Hehe. Ling'er, look at how capable your prince brother is, you don't have to do anything, a small pill can bring down a favorite concubine, you have to learn more from him in the future. ”

Thirteen Belle Yinling smiled at Concubine Qi and said: "Eniang, that's because the prince's brother has a good woman who can help him with anything, I'm still young, and when I grow up, Eniang will also help me find one." ”

Concubine Qi touched his head and smiled, this son of hers is really smart, as long as he grows up under the protection of the prince, he will definitely have a lot of achievements in the future.

Yin Rui got the news of Concubine Qi and said that Luowa had become the laughing stock of everyone in the palace, and the emperor would no longer go to her.

She is now like an abandoned concubine, and she will soon be thrown into the cold palace and forgotten by everyone.

Yin Rui really didn't expect that the method of meat buns and small fish would be so effective, and he would destroy the plan of the Eight-faced Buddha with almost no soldiers.

This time, the eight-faced Buddha is really dumb and eats coptis, and he can't say what he is suffering from.

On the streets of the imperial city, people come and go, so it is not lively.

Xiao Yu held a bamboo dragonfly in one hand and a sugar gourd in the other, and shouted after me: "Master, this sugar gourd is sweet and sour, it is so delicious." ”

I took a few bites of the sugar gourd in my hand and replied: "Of course, today I will take you to my father's tavern to taste the authentic apricot blossom wine, but unfortunately, it is not made by me now, otherwise you will be more happy." ”

As soon as I reached the door of the tavern, I heard a lot of commotion inside, so I pulled away from the crowd and walked in with the small fish.

I saw my father and my mother arguing with a lewd man with red faces.

"Lose money! There is a dead cockroach in your wine, is this trying to drink the dead? Quickly pay me money, oops, oops, my stomach hurts, it must be your wine......" The man with a thief's eyebrows covered his stomach and pretended.

"Don't talk nonsense, our tavern in Zhang Ji has always paid attention to hygiene, and there are absolutely no cockroaches, don't talk nonsense about this guy......" My mother picked up the bamboo wine and was about to smash it on his head.

"Hey, stinky old woman, you dare to try it......" the man shouted, rolling up his sleeves and about to start beating someone.

My father shouted to the crowd while pulling my mother: "Let's disperse, let's disperse, there's nothing to see." ”

The man reached out to pull my father's clothes, but was stopped by a man.

I walked up to the lewd man and smiled and said, "Yo, guest officer, I am the daughter of the shopkeeper of this tavern, if you have anything to say, you can say it well." ”

"Say anything, lose money in one sentence, lose my money!" His nostrils were facing the sky, and he looked hateful and unflattened.

"Silver? Hehe, it turned out to be silver, it's that simple? I smiled and said to my mother, "Mother, you go and take out the money box inside." ”

"Daughter...... This...... He's just a scoundrel...... We ......"

She couldn't bear to lose money to such a villain.

My mother is a money string, and it is too difficult to get money from her.

I turned to my dad and said, "Dad, go get it." ”

My father looked at me, said nothing, turned in, and took out the wooden box of silver from the tavern.

I took the wooden box, then opened it in front of the lewd man and said, "Hehe, look, the silver ......"

The lewd man's eyes lit up when he saw the silver, he didn't expect this to go so smoothly today.

"Hahaha, it turns out that it's really the young owner of the tavern, or you're refreshing, then I'm welcome." He greedily reached into the money box.

I slammed the money box shut, clamped his hand tightly, and shouted, "Grab the money, catch the thief!" Come on, catch the thief! ”

He was so frightened that his soul was almost gone, and he pulled back his hand vigorously, and ran away from the crowd.

When everyone saw the blackmailing man fleeing in embarrassment, they couldn't help laughing a few times and dispersed.

"Bud, you still have a way." My dad said to me happily.

"Hehe, this is nothing, the next time you encounter something, just send someone to Ouyang Mansion to say it, and we will naturally come to help you." By the way, mother, bring me two bottles of fine apricot blossom wine, I haven't tasted your wine for a long time. ”

"Okay, although my brew is not as delicious as yours, it is much better than your father's craftsmanship." My mother said proudly.

I didn't forget to praise her a few words: "Of course, isn't my good craftsmanship inherited from you?" ”

This is the first time Xiaoyu has drunk apricot blossom wine, but she seems to be deeply attracted by this fragrant and slightly sweet taste.

I couldn't help but be a little surprised to watch her drink cup after cup.

"Xiaoyu, you drink so well...... Drink it slowly, this apricot blossom wine is soft and sweet in the mouth, but the stamina is not small, you drink so much, don't stand up after a while. ”

Xiaoyu's face was already as red as a lantern.

"No...... No, my lord, I'm going to have two more bottles, this wine is sweet and delicious. With that, she toasted another big glass.

Looking at her appearance of the wine fairy Li Bai possessed, I thought to myself, oh no, wait a minute, I have to carry her back.

(To be continued.) )