Chapter 223: Fart Pill
In a hidden thatched hut, Qing'er was staring at the naked woman in front of her with wide eyes and unblinking.
"Hong'er, is she really a snake? Why does she have legs like us? Qing'er asked curiously.
Hong'er smiled and said, "Didn't Lord Belle say it?" If she wants to live, she must always remain human, and she is not allowed to eat human flesh again, otherwise he will kill her with his own hands. ”
Qing'er pointed at the woman and said, "But she can't speak, Qibeile really wants to keep her by his side?" ”
Hong'er replied seriously: "Of course, otherwise why did Lord Belle spend so much effort to send someone to Shigu Village early to bring back the injured her, and named her Aoxue." ”
Qing'er whispered her name: "Aoxue, Aoxue......"
The woman immediately raised her head and looked at Qing'er suspiciously, as if asking her what she had called herself.
Seeing her so humane, Qing'er's uneasy heart was slightly relieved, she had heard that she had eaten a lot of people, and she was really afraid that she would be hungry one day, so she and Hong'er also regarded her and Hong'er as snacks.
"She's here with us, Prince Yinrui doesn't know yet, right?" Qing'er continued.
Hong'er nodded: "Yes, so we also have to keep it secret, except for Qibeile, only the two of us know about this matter, don't spread it." ”
Qing'er also nodded solemnly and agreed.
Seven Belle was earnestly studying an ancient book that contained many things about the Siamese Serpent Woman.
He kept Aoxue by his side, but it wasn't because of a whim. She will be of great use to him in the future.
It's just that now if he wants to completely subdue her and remove all her wildness, it will take him a lot of time and thought.
In Ouyang's Mansion, Xiaoyu and I were eating Suzhou pastries sent by Nangong Tianze.
As soon as this Nangong Tianze heard that Ouyang Deyuan and I had come back safely, he happily jumped over and came over.
He tugged at the corner of my coat with tears and snot, and said that if I really couldn't come back, he wouldn't be able to live.
Ouyang Deyuan couldn't stand it, and kicked him out of Ouyang Mansion.
He left a lot of Suzhou pastries before leaving, so I had a good time with Xiaoyu.
Xiao Yu took a small flower-shaped pastry and asked me, "Master, this pastry is so beautiful." Red, red, green, green. What's the name of this? ”
I smiled and picked up a piece and took a bite.
Soft and soft, the fragrance and sweetness of pine nuts on the pastry fill the teeth.
"Little fish, you see this pastry is like plum blossoms. That's why it's called plum blossom cake. It is one of the top ten pastries in Suzhou. What you are holding in your hand is a bean paste filling. I'm eating minced pork right now. ”
I took another bite, this taste is really good, next time I have the opportunity to go to Suzhou, I will definitely bring some back.
We were eating when we heard footsteps. Strange, who's coming? No one has come to report it.
I was suspicious, and when I looked up, it turned out to be Yinrui.
Hehe, who would dare to stop His Royal Highness the Crown Prince from coming?
I stood up and said to Yin Rui with a smile: "Hehe, you busy man, why did you come to see me now?" ”
He knew that the meat buns were a joke, but he still blamed himself in his heart, because of the things in the palace recently, he was so busy that he could only postpone the time to see the meat buns.
Seeing his haggard face, I hurriedly asked him to sit down.
"Yinrui, I'm joking, hehe, I know you're forced to do so, otherwise you would have come to see me a long time ago. By the way, what is it that bothers you so much? ”
Xiaoyu gave Yinrui a cup of Pu'er tea and said, "Prince, you have lost weight several times, what is the matter?" Talk to your master. ”
Yin Rui sighed softly and said: "Some time ago there was a red-haired exotic beauty in the palace called Luowa, she was full of charm, and soon the emperor was dazed, and now I have found out that she is the subordinate of the eight-faced Buddha, but she is now the emperor's only favorite, and she is with the emperor day and night, and I have no way to do anything to her." ”
I understand, if this continues, this Luo Wa will soon be able to control the harem, so once the sovereignty of the harem falls into the hands of the Eight-Faced Buddha, it will be a great threat to me and Yinrui.
Xiaoyu said in surprise: "Wow, this radish **** is really so powerful?" ”
I almost squirted the tea out of my mouth when I heard this.
"Xiaoyu, it's not a radish ****, it's a Luowa, but it's also because the emperor is a confused emperor who is greedy for women, and I still remember what happened to Xiaobailian and Sun Xiaowen back then, if it weren't for him...... Alas, forget it, the past will not be said. ”
I peeked at Yin Rui and found that he was not upset that I said that the emperor was a foolish king, and it seemed that he agreed with me.
"Meat bun, is there any way you can make the emperor disgusted with her, but not arouse anyone's suspicion?" Yin Rui asked me seriously.
"You can't let her die, you can't let her get poisoned and sick...... also wants to make the emperor feel disgusted when he sees her...... That's going to be a tough thing to do. "I'll be honest.
I turned my head to look at Xiao Yu and asked, "You are usually so quirky, do you have any good ideas?" ”
Xiao Yu thought for a while and said, "Hehe, master, do you remember when you told me before, you asked the little flowers to pour night incense on Yu'er who sat in a sedan chair on the street?" ”
I laughed: "Haha this thing killed me, I can't forget it, what's wrong, does this have anything to do with Yinrui's matter?" ”
The little fish whispered a few words in my ear with a hippie smile.
As soon as I heard it, I was immediately happy.
"Oh, you girl, you can't think of it, it's really worthy of the person who follows me, hahaha, okay, okay, this method can be tried, wait for me, I'll go find some medicine immediately."
I turned around and went to the poison master's room, where he had a better set of medicines.
Yin Rui looked at Xiao Yu with a puzzled face and asked, "What did you say to Meat Bun, what kind of medicine is she going to find now?" ”
Xiao Yu winked at him and said, "Hehe, keep it secret, you'll know in a while." ”
Yin Rui could only sit in his seat and drink tea, looking forward to the meat buns coming back soon.
Fortunately, it was only a moment later, and the meat bun came back giggling and laughing.
"Xiaoyu, I really got what you said." I said, holding a small bottle of pills.
Yin Rui looked at the things in my hand and asked curiously, "Meat buns, what did you get out?" ”
I couldn't help but laugh and say, "Fart pills." ”
"What? This ......" Yin Rui is really crying and laughing at the moment, what's going on with this fart pill? What does she want to do?
Xiao Yu smiled and said to Yin Rui: "Prince, if you want to serve the emperor's woman, you must pay attention to your hygiene and etiquette, can he accept a woman who farts at him all day long?" No matter how beautiful she is, it is estimated that the emperor will not be able to bear it. ”
I handed the small bottle to Yin Rui and said: "This is made of croton, mushrooms, raw cabbage, sweet potatoes and the like, to ensure that there is no harm to the body at all, but it will make people fart all day long, haha remember to put three in her meals every day to ensure that she herself is stunned by herself." ”
Yin Rui took the small bottle containing the pill, and couldn't help but smile on his face.
The meat buns and small fish together are really an invincible and funny combination, remember not to offend them in the future, otherwise I don't know how it will be evil......
After Yin Rui left Ouyang Mansion, he sent a few henchmen to bring this pill to Concubine Qi, and she had a way to add these things to Luowa's food without realizing it.
(To be continued.) )