Chapter 54: I can't get sick
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Taking advantage of Chu Wanyi and Xiaodong's time to take a nap in the tent, Ling Yang paced to the beach of the reservoir, wanting to clean up the two small fish and save them for roasting and eating at night. During www.biquge.info leisurely stroll in the pen "Fun" Pavilion, I saw that the cement gate of the reservoir was built tall and heavy, and many thick iron chains were hung behind the iron gate of 10,000 catties, mixing the evil industrial beauty.
Looking into the distance, Ling Yang couldn't help but think of an ancient text he had learned in junior high school, "Sand gulls soar and gather, brocade scales swim", the sparkling water reflects the pale golden sunlight, and the dense coniferous forest in the distance hides a quaint temple, and the vigorous bell faintly comes, so beautiful lakes and mountains.
Without waiting to turn the sluice, Ling Yang suddenly heard a burst of women's moans behind the sluice gate, as if shouting "Don't, don't", and the laughter of two completely different men. So I crept over to find out.
Ling Yang sneaked out from behind the cement pillar, and saw the high-ranking official couple sitting on the cement platform with another man, playing poker in full swing, Ling Yang spat in disappointment, and cursed: "What are you doing so devotedly fighting a landlord, I thought I could see some special drama or something, and make me happy in vain." What the hell! ”
Ling Yang immediately remembered that the high-ranking official had just taken advantage of his absence to deceive a lot of delicious food from Chu Wanyi, his eyes rolled to his heart, the bad water in his stomach began to gurgle and bubble, he took off his coat and spread it on the ground, picked up a lot of fine sand and put it on his clothes, shook it vigorously through the gap in the middle of the sluice, and then turned around with the small fish and ran away quickly.
Ling Yang didn't dare to run back to the camp directly, because it would be easy to be discovered, so Ling Yang bent down, hid his body with the help of the long dam, and ran a long distance to the side in one breath.
Ling Yang was running happily, and a strange feeling suddenly came out of his heart, as if there was a mysterious force attracting him somewhere. Ling Yang wandered left and right for a while, the feeling became more and more intense, Ling Yang scratched his head, followed the direction from which the power fluctuation came, and suddenly saw a step between the dams in front of him, and a big furry tail was exposed at the top, which looked very familiar.
Ling Yang tiptoed up the stairs, feeling that he was close to the source of the power fluctuation, and felt very strange: "I've been under too much psychological pressure these days, and I'm actually hallucinating?" Ling Yang shook his head, and stepped on the tail of the little girl: "What are you still called, I see that you are not well-behaved at all, you don't have a good nap, why did you sneak here?" ”
The little boy was trampled on by Ling Yang's tail, Huo Ran turned his head, his yellow eyes were red, like blood, shooting out a fierce and bloodthirsty light, and the four thick fangs shone coldly, and roared towards Ling Yang with hostility, and the roar was full of threat.
Ling Yang was startled, because the little girl's current violent state was exactly the same as when he rushed into the cram school and bit Jin Kai that day. Ling Yang took two steps back with a weak heart, confronted the little girl, and just as he had no way to think about it, a big dry hand covered with brown spots reached over and patted the little girl's big head twice: "Little guy, be quiet, don't scare away my fish." ”
Ling Yang looked at it in amazement, only to see a thin old man wearing a straw hat, dressed as a peasant, with coarse cloth sleeves and trouser legs rolled up, sitting on the cement steps fishing. The old man's hand seemed to be full of magic, and he immediately calmed the little girl's irritable mood, his pupils gradually turned back to a beautiful earthy yellow, and his eyes began to become soft. Finally, the little girl completely returned to normal, stretched out her big tongue and licked the old man's palm, staring at the fish basket beside the old man, with a salivating look.
Ling Yang sensed that something was wrong, and tentatively took two steps forward, and said softly: "Uncle, what about fishing......
Seeing that the old man didn't speak, Ling Yang swallowed his saliva at the back of the mysterious old man: "Uncle, this is my dog's ......"
"Look where you're running this time!" The old man still ignored Ling Yang, staring intently at the goose feather float that was constantly rising and falling on the water, and with a flick of his wrist, he took out a carp more than half a foot long from the water. The old man seemed to be just enjoying the pleasure of fishing, and did not care much about the catch, so he took the fish off the hook and threw it to the little boy who had been waiting for a long time. Xiao Ling's eyes lit up with excitement, and he pounced on it all of a sudden, stepped on the lively carp under his thick forefeet, and with a flick of his head, he tore off a piece of meat from the fish, chewed it with taste, and his eyes secretly aimed at Ling Yang, lest Ling Yang snatch food from him.
"I'm a little man, you dog, who rarely robs you!" Ling Yang despised the little girl, and turned his head to look at the old man who was fishing just now, only to find that the steps were already empty, and the old man, fishing gear, and bamboo baskets had all disappeared, as if they had never existed.
"Hey, am I alive and?" Ling Yang rubbed his eyes in disbelief, walked to the location where the old man was fishing just now, and looked around for a while, only to see the sparkling calm lake, as well as solid dams and crystal sandy beaches, and there was no shadow of the old man just now.
At this time, the little girl had already eaten a big fish cleanly, licking her huge nose with unfinished eyes, and looking at Ling Yang with her eyes. Ling Yang saw that there were still scraps of meat and thorns left in front of Xiao Liang, so he quickly closed his eyes and shook his head vigorously: "This is not true...... This is not true...... It's not really ......"
The little girl didn't know what Ling Yang was doing, so he stretched out his big tongue and licked on the ground, rolling all the remaining meat scraps into his mouth. So when Ling Yang opened his eyes again, the original minced fish meat in front of Xiao Liang had disappeared, and Xiao Yan was honestly lying on the ground, squinting his eyes and enjoying the warm sunshine.
"That's right! I thought I was going to be schizophrenic! Ling Yang attributed all this to the illusion caused by his mental pressure, grabbed the long hair on the little girl's head, and walked in the direction of the camp.
Until Ling Yang left far away, a person suddenly flashed out of thin air on the dam, it was the fisherman just now. The old fisherman laughed kindly twice: "Ling Dingtian, Ling Dingtian, you also deliberately asked me to secretly help you take care of your grandson, your grandson can even subdue the king of the grassland with such a fierce nature, and easily feel the energy in my body, what else are you worried about, now I can be idle, or go fishing!" ”
Ling Yang returned to the camp with the little girl, pretending to lie on the grass and close his eyes and pretend to sleep. Ling Yang pricked up his ears, and sure enough, he heard two men and a woman gathered around the team doctor, shouting that they were blinded by the wind and sand, and asked the medical staff for eye drops to drop their eyes. Ling Yang was so happy in his heart that he deliberately stretched his waist and got up from the ground, sighing the charming autumn breeze while going to the reservoir to clean up the small fish.
After a short break, the director began to organize an open-air parent-child sports meeting, with a series of competitions for the family, such as tug-of-war and long jump, each winning family will be rewarded, the prize is very attractive, it is a brand new love crazy six, but the prize is limited, there are only five in total, only the family that signed up first and won the competition can get.
Ling Yang was overjoyed, and quickly rushed up to sign up, and a fat man with a fat body squeezed in front of him unexpectedly. Ling Yang saw that this sturdy fat man was his old enemy and high-ranking official, and couldn't help but say angrily: "Why are you cutting in line?" ”
The senior official rolled his eyes and said calmly: "Because I have no quality." ”
In the face of the resolute attitude of the senior officials who were not ashamed but proud, Ling Yang was speechless for a while, like a defeated rooster silently withdrawing from the team, Chu Wanyi comforted when he saw this: "Those prizes are sponsored by me to the kindergarten in your name, aren't you ashamed to grab them?" ”
"What?" Ling Yang lost his voice and said, "Sponsored in my name?" When did I become so rich, how do I not know myself. ”
Chu Wanyi deliberately made Ling Yang angry: "You really don't have so much money now, but I can deduct it from your salary next year, now that you are in debt, you have to work hard in the future, strive to pay off your debts as soon as possible, and make great strides towards a prosperous and well-off life......"
Ling Yang was stunned, and after reacting, he just wanted to jump to his feet and scold, but then he hung his head again and sighed: "It is said that the salary is like a woman's period, just once a month, and you can use it for a few days at a time." I haven't had my period for months, and now I have a feeling that I stopped having my period after being forced out by you, and you really lost your conscience...... Hey, how do you hit someone, don't hit your face...... Oh, don't kick me in the stomach...... You still dare to pinch me, I returned it......"
Chu Wanyi finally couldn't help but beat Ling Yang, only then did she deeply understand why Xu Bing always used violence against Ling Yang, this guy's dog mouth that couldn't spit out ivory was too badly beaten, and Chu Wanyi's concentration couldn't be controlled at all.
Chu Wanyi rubbed her little fist with a faint pain, just in time to hear the director announce the next event: the three-person race.
The three-person race is not a three-person race as the name suggests, but it is still a family unit, with the children in the middle, the parents in the front and back, and six feet threaded into a knot fixed on two wooden boards, and all families race together. Regardless of the short distance of only 50 meters, it is difficult to reach the finish line if you can't work together, this game fully tests the harmony of each family, and is a favorite parent-child game.
Ling Yang's eyes rolled with a bad heart, he insisted on carrying Xiao Dong on his shoulders regardless of the rules of the game, and after being stopped by the principal, the game was about to start, so he had to hurriedly put Xiao Dong in the front position, and he was at the end, and he was close behind Chu Wanyi with an intoxicated face.
Ling Yang lowered his head slightly to admire the moving curves of Chu Wanyi's buttocks, and there was a unique breath of a mature woman from the end of his nose.
It's just that Ling Yang played a completely counterproductive role at the end, embellishing the three people to the ground like a weighing stone behind him, and the dominoes pressed one by one on the ground, Xiao Dong screamed at the bottom, Chu Wanyi turned into a piece of juicy ham sandwiched in the middle of the hamburger, and Ling Yang's big bread hugged Chu Wanyi's waist tightly, feeling the amazing elasticity and flexibility, and rubbing his side face against the back of Chu Wanyi's neck, unwilling to open his eyes with an intoxicated expression.
Chu Wanyi was afraid that she would crush her precious son, so she hurriedly stood up, feeling the scorching breath of the young man coming from behind, her heart was beating violently, and the strength in her body seemed to be drained, and no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't shake off the "kraft candy" stuck behind her.
Xiaodong was eager to win, where could he care about what happened behind him, and even crawled forward with a rolling belt, so there was an interesting scene on the field, and other families reached the end one after another, only Chu Wanyi's "family of three" was crawling on the field like the sequelae of cerebral thrombosis, and all of them became camouflage warriors mixed with grass juice. The other families who had already finished the competition were deeply moved by the perseverance of Chu Wanyi's family, and they all applauded and cheered for them, Ling Yang realized that he was embarrassed to lose his hair, and he was embarrassed to take the opportunity to rub oil again, and honestly groped his rhythm and took a step.
In the end, the three of them finally completed the game, which was well received by everyone present, and the director highly praised Chu Wanyi's family for their unyielding spirit of repeated defeats, and specially awarded them a consolation award, the prize was three bright little red flowers.
Xiaodong was so young and foolish, he put on the little red flower beautifully, and completely forgot the slight unhappiness of getting the penultimate one, took Chu Wanyi and Ling Yang's hands and laughed and jumped, Ling Yang was infected by Xiaodong, and picked up Xiaodong very gentlemanly, and very naturally grabbed Chu Wanyi's waist, bowed and thanked the people who encouraged him, Chu Wanyi's pretty face was flushed, surprisingly not struggling, there was a trace of complicated feelings in the eye waves, and he pinched Ling Yang's forearm without a trace.
It wasn't until the sun was about to set that the parent-child sports meeting came to an end temporarily, and everyone received dinner and returned to the tent to rest, at this time Chu Wanyi raised a very realistic question: How to sleep in only one tent?
Ling Yang smiled unknowingly: "Squeeze it, squeeze it and sleep warmly." ”
Chu Wanyi rejected Ling Yang's illogical proposal without hesitation: "I remember that I bought two tents, why did you only build one and the rest?" ”
Ling Yang spread his hands helplessly: "It's difficult for a good woman to cook without rice, there are indeed two tents, but the organizer only drew a circle for us, and didn't give instructions for the extra homestead!" Otherwise, you can try to apply for one more, but the tent is really not good, and the tent is left for you to sleep with Xiaodong, and I will go to the dam to deal with it for the night. You don't have to be embarrassed, it's really fine, there may not necessarily be lions, tigers or other fierce beasts in the wilderness here, at most a group of uncivilized savages will capture me back to the tribe as a child daughter-in-law. When the time comes, I have to trouble you to remember to help me call the police every Qingming and July 15......"