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Because the bus was full of children, the bus drove very steadily, and the short distance of more than 100 kilometers took nearly four hours. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

When they were about to approach their destination, the drowsy passengers finally couldn't hold on and asked for convenience to get off the bus and move their muscles and bones by the way.

After getting out of the car, the men and women are separated, with the highway as the dividing line, the men go to the left, and the women are arranged to solve the physiological needs in the dense grass on the right side of the road, so as not to accidentally bump into each other and cause embarrassment.

Lingyang chewed potato chips and leaned on the body of the bus, looking at Xiaodong catching grasshoppers in the grass from afar, and inadvertently heard two female parents getting together and muttering: "In the next life, I won't be a woman anymore, and I will come to my aunt and have a baby again." I have to take off my pants when I go to the toilet in the field, how cold my ass is. It's still more comfortable for men, and I took it out as soon as I pulled it out......"

Ling Yang snickered, thinking that this woman is really talented enough, and she has a special one, you can take one and try it. The more I thought about it, the more interesting it became, and I couldn't help but crouch on the ground and laugh.

At this time, a woman ran up, snatched the bag of potato chips in Ling Yang's hand, slammed it on the ground, and scolded angrily with a red face: "Whose parent are you, so unqualified, the first time I saw a peeking woman go to the toilet and laughed so happily, you actually brought your own snacks!" Tell you that if it weren't for the barren mountains and mountains here, I would have called the police......"

Ling Yang was stunned, and Ai Ai explained, "Big, big sister. The side I see is the direction of the man's toilet.,So you went in the wrong direction just now.,Solve it here! Good guys, it's all live......"

"Oops!" The woman looked at where she was just now, and saw that there were many men standing around her, all holding their pants in both hands, looking at herself with a smile, and suddenly turned her face into a big red cloth and fled in a hurry. The men went back to the bus one by one and sat down, discussing with each other how much they had just seen, and what they could say was that they were constantly comparing the size and shape of the shape. It is estimated that the matriarch will have a hard time in the past two days.

After filling up the fuel tank in a service area, three buses drove on the winding mountain road, fortunately, the northeast terrain is open, more than 80% is a swarthy plain, a few mountains are not precipitous, the road is open and the bend is not big, the driver drove slowly with the spirit of 12 minutes, and finally arrived at the destination of the trip, Sifeng Mountain Area after about half an hour.

Because the southern slope of Xiangyang has been developed by tourism to lose its original appearance, the location of the camping is selected in an open area on the north slope, backed by a sparse red pine forest, just facing a huge natural lake, the coarse sand beach by the lake falls a few white water birds, holding the fish that have just preded from the lake to feast, the autumn is high and refreshing, the blue sky is like washing, a few white clouds lazily float away. Take a few breaths of fresh air with thick oxygen ions, and make people feel refreshed.

The director and several teachers began to instruct the security guards to survey the specific location of the station, so as not to cause danger to the children due to sharp stones and poisonous insects on the grass.

The director of the kindergarten held a rechargeable megaphone, and repeatedly warned everyone to be optimistic about their children, so as to avoid accidents, and solemnly announced the discipline and precautions, reminding everyone not to damage the environment, and to behave with quality, because the whole activity was followed by a professional videographer, and the edited post-film was to be broadcast on the county TV station, which was also a free advertising campaign for Kexin Kindergarten.

Seeing that the security guards were already in place, the director solemnly announced that the two-day and one-night activities had officially begun. The first task is to set up a tent in a designated circle as a family unit, and then go to Dongrina-sensei to receive pots and pans and ingredients, bury the pot and cook under the premise of paying attention to fire prevention, and fully experience the fun of cooking smoke in the wild.

Chu Wanyi sat on the grass with her hands and knees, and watched Ling Yang busily - knocking iron drills into the soil, stretching ropes, fixing tripods, supporting tents, weighing heavy objects, rolling canvases and sweating profusely, and she didn't know how to help, Xiao Dong ran happily on the grass and somersaulted, until the host of the event, Director Liang, the amiable obese middle-aged woman, announced that the first task was over, and she continued to work hard privately after not setting up the tent for a while, and then carried out the second link: the food lottery.

The so-called lottery naturally has rules of the game. I saw the security guards take out a lot of black plastic bags from the trunk of the bus, which are filled with all kinds of ingredients, and the bags are numbered in a numbered manner. The director holds 26 bamboo skewers in his hand, each bamboo skewer is marked with a corresponding number, and you can get the corresponding bag when you draw what number, but the ingredients contained in each bag are completely different.

Xiaodong had good luck, and the No. 22 bag he drew contained a small packet of flour, four eggs and a piece of fresh beef, which seemed to be nutritionally balanced. The high-ranking official couldn't trust the luck of his wife and children, and took the lead in pulling out a bamboo stick from the director's hand, and the swiftness of the action almost cut a hole in the director's palm, and he was met with countless white eyes. Then the high-ranking official was tragic, and he saw that the No. 13 bag he received contained two palm-length crucian carp, a small pile of cakes, and a pitiful bottle of cherry sauce.

The high-ranking official approached Ling Yang with a bitter face, trying to exchange ingredients with Ling Yang on the grounds of eating a large amount of food, and when Zheng Xiaozhi was about to be unreasonable, Ling Yang licked every ingredient with lightning speed, and then spit blood, complaining that the beef was not fresh enough. The high-ranking official was so disgusted by Ling Yang that he had no choice but to give up.

"Not to mention, it's really a bit interesting for two days and one night." Ling Yang muttered, turned his head and commanded Chu Wanyi loudly: "Who is that, come here, remove the blood from the beef, be careful not to break the eggs, I'll go over there to get the pot and bowl." Xiaodong, come with me and pick up some firewood by the way! ”

Chu Wanyi saw all of Ling Yang's disgusting behavior just now, and hesitantly took the ingredients handed over by Ling Yang: "Didn't we bring a lot of things to eat, I don't need these things...... Besides, you licked it just now, how can I eat it with Xiaodong......"

"What's that?" Ling Yang didn't care and stuffed things into Chu Wanyi's arms: "Haven't you two been eating my cooking all the time these months?" Your kitchen knife is not sharp enough, and the chopped green onion and garlic cloves are not cut into the cords, which time did I not bite them with my mouth...... Hey, don't throw up, I'm kidding you! ”

Half an hour later, Ling Yang had already set up the iron pot with a thick wooden stick, and ran back with Xiao Dong holding bundles of dead branches, Ling Yang was devastated to find that the flour and the whole egg had been stuffed into half a pot of cold water by Chu Wanyi's own initiative, and was diligently stirring into a sticky paste, while the piece of raw beef was lying quietly on an aunt's towel outside the tent.

"That's how you got rid of the blood? Sucking with an aunt's towel? You graduated from New Oriental? Ling Yang pointed to the humiliated piece of beef, snatched the wooden rice spoon in Chu Wanyi's hand and shouted: "Do you have any common sense in life as a woman, look at what you have done, this is how you go to blood?" You're looking at these, what a good gluten flour, I originally wanted to make some omelets, but now you've made this virtue, what is this, is it a paste? I think Pan Jinlian, who made arsenic soup for Wu Dalang back then, is better than you......"

Chu Wanyi was like a child who had done something wrong, timidly accepting Ling Yang's reprimand, occasionally raising her sleeves to wipe away the spittle that Ling Yang sprayed on her face because she was too excited, until Ling Yang finished venting, she said shyly: "Then what should I do, what shall we eat?" ”

Ling Yang covered his forehead weakly: "I can't say that we can only break the rules of the game, didn't you bring a lot of snacks or something?" Let's hide in the tent and eat ...... secretly."

Chu Wanyi said even worse: "I bought a big bag of snacks, as well as compressed biscuits and luncheon meat, but just now your friend called a high-ranking official quietly came to me and said that you had agreed to exchange those foods for him, and then left this for us!" Chu Wanyi regained her joy as if she had discovered a new continent, and pointed to the black plastic bag on the grass not far away to offer Ling Yang a treasure.

"Cake seller!" Ling Yang picked up the bag with a painful expression, only to see that there were only two small hairy fish inside, and the jam and cake were gone.

In the end, Ling Yang could only exert his strength, picking out the broken eggshells in the pot little by little, borrowing a knife to cut the beef into pieces, throwing it into an iron pot and boiling it with flour and egg liquid, and boiled out a pot of beef gnocchi soup that did not look good, but was full of nutrition, and the three of them who were extremely hungry couldn't take care of it, and devoured it all.

"Miss Chu, you don't know how sinister the hearts of people in society are now, please use your brains to think about it before you do anything next time, lest everyone suffer with you because of your ignorance!" Ling Yang was well-fed, lying on the grass, with his head resting on his little hairy body, picking his teeth with a grass stalk in his mouth, and teaching Chu Wanyi an old-fashioned lesson, he didn't expect that other people's social experience was much more than his.

Chu Wanyi dealt with Ling Yang with a match, her eyes widened and she looked at the clouds in the sky, feeling very relaxed in her heart, and before she knew it, she was already asleep, as for what she dreamed of, it was not enough to be an outsider.

A word to readers:

Chu Wanyi and Ling Yang have traveled into the mountains, what should not happen? Highly anticipated............