In what way to kiss Xu Jie?

When the fat man heard this, his whole body trembled, just now he only cared about looking at the weapon, begging Fang Mutian to update a little more every day, but he forgot about the bet he made with Fang Mutian at the beginning.

Hate, I have endless cruelty in my heart. The fat man is not only twitching the fat on his face, but also his heart, liver, spleen and lungs are twitching. When they were betting at the beginning, seeing Fang Mutian's confident appearance, combined with his character, they knew that betting with him would not end well, but there was still a trace of luck in their hearts, that is, Fang Mutian's previous level of writing machinery, with such a lame scum-like level, what kind of machinery could he write?

But now it seems that he was fooled and cheated by this guy, he is simply a tiger man who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, who would have thought that he would really write a work against the heavens and gods, and he actually pitted everyone.

Why is he so fond of digging holes? If he digs a pit like this, could he have been a tomb robber in his last life?

What to do? What to do? What to do? Kiss Xu Jie, how to kiss? He also said, in what way? Scratch the surface? But ten minutes, how many clicks does this take? French kiss?

At the thought of kissing Xu Jie French, the fat man felt a tumbling in his stomach, and he had the urge to vomit.

Fang Mutian smiled: "Have you thought about it?" In what way?"

The fat man cried and said, "Brother Tian, can you forget it?"

"Forget it? Can't I do it?" Fang Mutian looked at the fat man and said.

The fat man shook his head, if your weapons are not good, then what are the other weapons in the online literature world?

Fang Mutian said with a smile: "That's it, since you admit that my weapons are good, then you will lose, if you lose, then you can't be counted, manly husband, since you have made a bet, then you have to lose, fatty, don't let me look down on you."

The fat man made a final struggle and said, "Can you change the way of punishment?"

Fang Mutian shook his head and said, "No, I've never seen two big men kiss each other, that's it, there's no need to change it."

The fat man said, "You want to see two men kiss?" This is easy to do, I'll go find you a disc, the disc can't work? Not as good as the live version? Then I'll go find you two living people and let them put on a show for you in front of you. ”

"Nonono, I want to watch you and Xu Jie's performances, I don't want to watch the rest, fat man, you just accept your fate." Fang Mutian said with a smile. Wasn't it arrogant and proud to laugh at me at the beginning? Regret it now? But I don't regret it.

When the fat man heard this, he immediately cried, he knew that he and Xu Laoli kissed each other.

Fang Mutian glanced at the fat man who was looking at him with a sad face, pretended not to see it, and said, "You just think about it slowly here, I'll eat first."

After speaking, Fang Mutian no longer ignored the fat man, and got up and went to the restaurant.

Who will save me, such as the Buddha Guanyin Bodhisattva Jade Emperor, where are you, come and save your life.

Watching Fang Mutian walk away, the fat man was depressed in his heart, but at this moment, he had to accept his fate, he knew that it was impossible for Fang Mutian to let him go.

After thinking about it for a long time, he didn't come up with any clever tricks, even if he called Xu Jie, thinking blindly here alone, it was better for two people to think together, and he was so painful, he had to make Xu hooligan suffer, right? Can't let him get better.

"What? You said that the machine written by Brother Fang is a masterpiece? Did he upload it? Did you read it? Fatty, you read that right, right?" Xu Jie, who was on the other end of the phone, heard the fat man's words and immediately exclaimed.

The fat man smiled bitterly: "If you don't believe it, you can read it on the Internet yourself, the title of the book is "Shenkeng", the author is the name of our team, and the "Feather Worm" is Brother Tian."

Xu Jie suddenly couldn't sit still, and hurriedly said, "You wait first, I'll go and see."

After a while, Xu Jie on the other end of the phone made a voice of disbelief, and said in disbelief: "How is it possible, how can this be, this shouldn't be?"

At this moment, he was also dumbfounded, looking at the computer screen, he was distracted for a while, he was so shocked that he couldn't believe that the machine in front of him was written by Fang Mutian, he knew that Fang Mutian's writing level, even if it had improved, it was impossible to improve so quickly, how could he really write a masterpiece against the sky?

What are you kidding, is it April Fool's Day?

Xu Jie doesn't believe it, but the facts are in front of him, and he can't be allowed to disbelieve it, the quality of a work can be judged from many aspects, such as the description of the character scene, the control of the scene, the grasp of the structure, etc., but Fang Mutian's "Shenkeng", no matter from that aspect, it is perfect to the extreme, without a single flaw, what is this not a real masterpiece?

Xu Jie's voice trembled and asked the fat man, "Fat man, is this really written by Brother Fang?"

"What do you think?" Although the fat man does not want to admit it, it is a fact.

"What should I do?" Xu Jie asked worriedly, he knew that he had lost the bet with Fang Mutian, and now he was worried about how to face the consequences of losing.

Originally, there was still a trace of luck in his heart, thinking that Fang Mutian could not write any good weapons, but now it seems that his luck is ridiculous. Not only did people write weapons, but they also rebelled against the sky as soon as they came.

"How do I know?" The fat man said angrily: "I begged him just now, but he refused very shamelessly."

Xu Jie was silent for a moment, did he really want to kiss the dead fat man? Thinking about it, he also felt the urge to vomit.

"Do you really want to deliver on your promises? The fat man has to think of a way. Xu Jie was a little anxious, and kissed the fat man, it was better to let him die.

The fat man said with a bitter look on his face: "What can I do?" I've already thought of ways to do it, but Brother Tian, he just doesn't sell it, he is determined to see us perform for him. ”

Xu Jie didn't have a clue, and immediately said: "Looking for Xin'er, she is the same as us, they are grasshoppers on the same rope, and she also made a bet with Brother Fang."

"Yes, yes, you hurry up and contact her and let her find a way, she was the one who instigated us to bet with Brother Tian in the first place, if it weren't for her, we wouldn't be able to do Brother Tian." The fat man also hurriedly said.

When they first made a bet, they were indeed very vigilant and didn't want to bet with Fang Mutian, but at the instigation of Liu Xin'er and Fang Mutian's tempting conditions, they finally nodded and bet with Fang Mutian.

If you didn't listen to Liu Xin'er at the beginning, and held on to the tempting conditions, could there be today's human tragedy? The fat man and Xu Jie's intestines are repentant, but there is no regret medicine in this world, and now they have to do everything they can to prevent this human tragedy from happening.

"I'll contact Xin'er, don't be in a daze, think about any other ideas, I don't want to kiss you dead fat man, otherwise my handsome and dashing, suave and perfect image will be ruined." Xu Jie cried.

"Don't be narcissistic there, do you think Lao Tzu wants to kiss you?" The fat man said angrily. Dog's day, it's all this time, and I'm still so narcissistic, I don't know that the fire burns my eyebrows and the water floods my chin?

Hanging up the phone, the fat man sat on the sofa, looking at the computer screen, in a daze, with thousands of thoughts in his heart, and he could pour out several pots of bitter water, which was really regrettable.

After a long time, the fat man looked at the machine on the computer screen, as if he thought of something, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he quickly logged in to his account and returned to the book review area of the machine "Shenkeng", at this moment the book review area is still blank, and there is no book review.

After thinking about it, he immediately crackled on the keyboard and left the first book review in the book review area of "Shenkeng".

How can you be so white? How can it be so rubbish?

Identified by the fat man, this is a little white machine, the garbage is to the extreme, it's not the fat man I say big things, the vertical and horizontal network literary world for so many years, and I have never met such an unbearable machine, looking at the title of the book The introduction of the work is so arrogant, I originally thought it was a shocking work, but when I clicked in, it was the fat man I regretted his death, it was actually a on the surface, but it was full of chaff.

The fat man hereby solemnly warns everyone, don't click in because of curiosity, otherwise you will harm yourself, and you will regret it when the time comes.

Be vigilant, be vigilant

Seeing the book reviews he left, the fat man breathed a sigh of relief and muttered: "I hope that those who come to read the book will directly filter through this dead book when they see their own book reviews."

The fat man knows that people who look at machinery generally read the book review first to see how everyone evaluates the book, if the book review is not good, they will not read it, and the book review is good, so they will click in to read it. He knew it was despicable and shameless to do so, and it wasn't very useful, or even useless, but it was better than sitting here and waiting to die, okay?