Chapter 323: The Wailing Fat Man
The fat man held his laptop, sat there and swiped the web page, brushing and brushing, until it was time for lunch, and Fang Mutian's novel had not yet been approved. [~]
Hearing the shouting for dinner, the fat man threw the computer on the sofa and scolded: "Damn, the efficiency of those people on the website is really low, it's been more than an hour, and it hasn't been approved yet." ”
Fang Mutian glanced at him and said, "Don't complain there, you don't know what time it is, everyone is busy celebrating the New Year, aren't those staff members of the website not celebrating the New Year?" There shouldn't be many people who stick to their posts, let's eat first, and the review will be almost finished after eating. ”
The fat man said: "Brother Tian, I think you should show me your manuscript, if you don't show me, I don't have the heart to eat." ”
He really didn't have much heart to eat, and now he wanted to know what Fang Mutian's novel was like, whether he couldn't read it and wasn't even as good as Xiaobaiwen, or if it was really a god pit as he said.
If it was the former, he would be able to put his heart in his stomach, but if the latter was possible, then he would be finished, but no matter which one it was, his heart couldn't calm down now.
"Want to see the deposit? No way. Since you don't have the heart to eat, then don't eat, just sit there and scroll through the web. Fang Mutian glanced at him, then ignored him, and greeted the fat man's father and his uncle to the dinner table.
The fat man's teeth were itching, but Fang Mutian didn't show him the manuscript, and he couldn't help it, shook his head, and muttered: "Forget it, let's eat first, no matter what you say, you can't go hungry." ”
However, this guy didn't give up, he still held the computer in his arms when eating, and while eating, he swiped the web page, and Fang Mutian was speechless.
Just when Fang Mutian and the others were eating happily, the fat man suddenly yelled excitedly: "Your mother has a leg, Lao Tzu finally brushed you out." ”
Seeing the fat man yelling there as if he had lost his mind, Fang Mutian and the others were stunned for a while, and after being stunned for a while, the fat man's father, Fang Haijun, shouted angrily: "Dead fat man, you don't eat well, what are you yelling at there?" Also, what do you do with a computer? Put down the computer when you eat, and play with the computer to the side. []”
The fat man was stunned, suddenly came back to his senses, and hurriedly said with a smile: "Uncle and aunt, third uncle and third mother, and sister-in-law, you eat slowly, I won't eat." ”
After speaking, he got off the dinner table with a computer in his arms and ran to the side to enjoy Fang Mutian's novel.
"This little bastard." Fang Haijun shook his head.
Fang Mutian also shook his head helplessly, but he really wanted to see what kind of expression the fat man would have after reading his novel.
Everyone ignored the abnormal fat man and continued to eat, but after a while, the fat man's roar came from the living room again, this time it was even more terrible, like a wolf howling.
"Lord, if you come to the Buddha Guanyin Bodhisattva Jade Emperor, I drop all the great gods, come and save poor me, I was pitted, who will save me, I am about to be pitted to death." The fat man looked up at the ceiling, a face of pain, and wailed there.
Listening to the fat man's howl, Fang Mutian suddenly showed a bright smile on his face. Do you finally know that you have been cheated? It's too late, though.
However, the fat man's father couldn't sit still, so he stood up and walked to the living room with a murderous face. What kind of madness is this little bastard going on? Killed you? Even if you weren't killed, Lao Tzu would dig a pit and bury you.
Seeing this, Fang Mutian immediately grabbed Fang Haijun and said with a smile: "Second uncle, you don't care about him, you eat your own food, I'll go and see what kind of wind is smoked there." ”
"I really don't know which tendon is wrong with that little rabbit cub, go back and clean him up." Fang Haijun's face was pale, but he still sat down.
Fang Mutian walked over and wanted to laugh when he saw the pitiful appearance of the fat man.
Seeing Fang Mutian coming, the fat man ran in three steps, ran to Fang Mutian's side in two or three clicks, hugged his arm, and hurriedly said, "Brother Tian, hurry, quickly take out your manuscript, I want to read it." []”
Fang Mutian tore his hand away and said, "I'm sorry, I want to see the manuscript, but no." ”
The fat man hurriedly said: "How can it not be? Don't you already have a manuscript of more than 100,000 words? Brother, my own brother, my good brother, you can show me. ”
Fang Mutian turned a blind eye to the fat man's pitiful begging appearance, and said, "No, if you want to read a novel, just wait for me to update it." By the way, what do you think of my novel? Is it like Xiaobaiwen, you can't even read it? ”
"No, no, no." One of the fat man's heads suddenly shook into a wave, and his voice trembled: "Your novel is simply a masterpiece, it's against the sky, I've read so many novels for so long, I've never seen such a rebellious novel." ”
Yes, Fang Mutian's novels are against the sky, the fat man can be said to be a hardcore bookworm, he has read countless novels in the online literature industry, but he has never seen such a peak-level work, and now those masterpieces in the online literature industry, compared with this "Shen Pit", I don't know how many streets have been thrown off.
Although there is only one chapter now, but with this chapter, the fat man has to admit that this is a masterpiece against the sky, the grasp of the grand scene, the description of the background of the character scene, the sentence is exciting, and it makes people tremble, as if they are in it, and the story happens in front of them.
More than 3,000 words, no more, no less, but people have to sink into it, forget everything, just like falling into a spell, deeply unable to extricate themselves.
The fat man's heart trembled, which made him fascinated and deeply liked this novel, and what made him even more angry was that this novel was just like Fang Mutian said, this is a pit, this is a unique god pit, let people fall into it, don't want to climb out.
The god pit, as the name suggests, this novel is a god pit that pits the dead and does not pay for their lives.
Although there are only more than 3,000 words, in these more than 3,000 words, there are countless suspense, which makes people scratch their heads and can't figure it out, but he wants to know what these suspense will be and what will happen in the end.
With such a wonderful novel, it is even more difficult to make a loyal fan of fiction give up than to kill him, but I can't guess what will happen to the pit dug by Fang Mutian, scratching his ears and cheeks, making people miserable.
This guy really didn't say big things, he didn't lie to people, he was going to kill all the readers who read this novel.
"Brother, my own brother, you can give it to me, I want it." The fat on the fat man's body trembled, and the other party screamed. He's going crazy to see the story unfold now.
Listening to the fat man's howl, Fang Mutian trembled, felt a chill in his heart, and said with a blushing face: "Don't give it." ”
The fat man was in a hurry, and said, "Then you hurry up and update a few more chapters." ”
Fang Mutian shook his head and said, "No, my update plan is one chapter per day, so I'm sorry, it's gone today." ”
The fat man suddenly shouted, "What? A chapter a day? How can this be, no, no, Brother Tian, you can't do this, you have to update three chapters a day, no, five chapters, no, it should be ten chapters. ”
Fang Mutian almost didn't vomit blood, ten chapters a day, are you and I just writing novels every day?
"No discussion, one change a day." Fang Mutian snorted coldly.
"Brother, can't you update a little more? One day is too little, not enough to see, you like to dig pits so much, and the writing is so beautiful, don't you want to pit the dead? "The fat man was a little desperate.
One shift a day, and it is such a masterpiece, how many people will have to go crazy when the time comes? You must know that every day, not only will the content of the novel kill people, but it will also kill people with such an update speed.
Fang Mutian nodded and said, "You're right, I'm going to trap you to death." ”
The fat man suddenly despaired, but he didn't give up, he tried his best, all kinds of tricks and frustrations were used, in his opinion, no matter what, he had to let Fang Mutian update a little more every day, even if it was to update two chapters, it would be better than one.
In order to see more novel chapters, I hope that Fang Mutian can update a little more every day, the fat man doesn't feel tired at all, and he can't feel how faceless he is, and he keeps talking by Fang Mutian's side.
The fat man didn't feel tired, but Fang Mutian was about to be tortured to death by this guy, this bastard was like a chatter, with endless words, and it was all nonsense, which made him feel that this dead fat man was even more verbose than a woman.
"Brother, my good brother, you just promise me, you don't have to update ten chapters and five chapters a day, you can update three chapters, as long as you update three chapters a day, I beg you." The fat man begged. At this moment, he felt more painful than the woman who had just broken it.
Fang Mutian really couldn't stand it anymore, if he didn't satisfy this dead fat man, he really didn't know how long he would be tortured, so he said: "Okay, I promise you, I will add one more shift every day, two shifts a day." ”
The fat man was overjoyed, but said, "Two more? It's too little, Brother Tian, a little more, just three watches, what do you think? ”
Fang Mutian glared and said, "Not how?" I'll tell you the dead fat man, you don't have to inch in, I still agreed to the two watches because of your miserable appearance, if you don't have a face again, I will change it every day. ”
"Don't." The fat man was shocked, and finally let him change his face, if he repented, it would be more than worth the loss, but he also knew that it should be impossible to want Fang Mutian to be more every day, nodding and saying: "Okay, two more changes a day, but Brother Tian, you see, you only updated one update today, did you change today's second watch?" ”
Looking at the fat man's pitiful appearance, Fang Mutian was extremely helpless, even if he took the computer and passed the second update, as soon as he closed the author's background, the fat man snatched the computer over.
After brushing it several times in a row, he finally brushed out the second chapter, and after reading the second chapter excitedly, he turned his head to look at Fang Mutian.
Fang Mutian ignored his pitiful appearance and said, "Don't dream, that's all for today, no matter how faceless and skinless you are, I won't pass on the third chapter." ”
After speaking, Fang Mutian smiled again: "But fatty, should you think about it, what way should you kiss Xu Jie?" ”^-^——^_^