When she was asleep, Lu Su dreamed of Jin Duan, and dreamed of the night she left, but when she opened her eyes, she found that the bed next to her was empty, and this was not the home in C City, so she remembered that she was not with Jin Duan. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

At this time, Juan Juan was reading there, and there were a lot of cigarette butts accumulated in the ashtray next to her hand, and when she heard Lu Su's movement, she said without looking back: "You actually slept for twelve hours." ”

It's already the morning of the next day!? This full sleep finally brought his spirit back, and he stretched his waist, feeling as if he had been resurrected.

"I've finished reading this book, do you want to borrow it?" Juan turned around and took off the glasses he had worn when he was reading.

"Good!"

As he spoke, he picked up Curly and carried her to the couch, where she put her arms around his neck very obediently, and when she stripped her naked, Curly suddenly said, "Wait! ”

She ran to the cupboard naked, opened the drawer and turned out a box of medicine and threw it over, still starting with a V: "My husband's inventory, it's a waste if you don't eat it." ”

They didn't wear any clothes all day, they just kept fighting, resting, and going, without even saying a word, and fought again in the bathroom when they took a shower.

During the final battle in bed, Juan suddenly said, "Can you please do me a favor?" ”

"Let's say, a pure friend like ours can not be overly busy."

She said something terrible in a very flat tone: "Marry me once." ”

Lu Su immediately softened: "What? Hey, we didn't even kiss, married? No way! ”

"Do you know that?" She said as she used her hand to help Lu Su recover his state.

"Something."

"If you get married a year ago, you can get a coupon, and this coupon can be exchanged for ten catties of pork!"

"C, who came up with this kind of political book?"

"Although I don't have any feelings outside of your body, ten catties of pork, it's good to divide it in half."

"After you get the pork, tear up the marriage certificate?"

"That's right!" She flicked the pencil that Lu Su had erected with her fingers and put it back in its sheath.

Ten catties of pork, how many braised pork can you eat, Lu Su is also a little tempted, but for the sake of these ten catties of pork, he has inexplicably changed from being single to divorced?

In fact, this kind of thing doesn't matter, but he promised Jin Duan to get married, although her return is still far away. Thinking of Jin Xuan, he said to the scroll: "I'm sorry! ”

"Well, it doesn't matter."

"You can find someone to knot, ten catties of pork."

"I thought about it too, but I didn't know many people, and I didn't even talk to my neighbors much, so I was afraid of contacting people...... It's your words, it's not more or less annoying, that's all. ”

"I'm so sorry."

"Forget it, just treat it as if there is nothing."

Lu Su didn't leave here until five o'clock in the afternoon, and the scroll said: "I won't use it for the next seven days, and I can't do it when I come." ”

"I see!"

"Goodbye...... And, thank you. ”

"Bye-bye!"

Originally, the two were not in a relationship, and after leaving this hut, Lu Su didn't think about rolling up, and the accumulated pressure was written off, and his body and heart seemed to be much easier.

He doesn't care if this kind of thing is right or wrong, the most critical problem is that if he doesn't do this, he will be driven crazy by endless pressure.

Back at the residence, Insect Ting and Long Kui were playing with the kitten on the platform on the second floor, Lu Su stopped the car, then carried it on his shoulder, and jumped up to the second floor.

"Wow, you're back!"

"Hey."

"Why do you smell of soap?" Insect Ting leaned over and sniffed, "Have you taken a bath?" ”

"yes...... The old man who sold bullets invited me to a bathhouse, do you have any questions? ”

"Nope! By the way, I have something for you. ”

"Huh?"

Worm Ting opened her arms and shouted excitedly: "Let's go get married once, we can exchange ten catties of pork!" ”

"I'm c!"

What happened on this day, I was proposed to by two girls? The first sexual encounter in life!

The New Year is approaching, and the government has promulgated such a ten-pound pork newlywed reward book, no wonder Eryue Dao saw the government killing pigs before! Why is there such a reward, the official statement is to let everyone living in difficult circumstances get a little happiness and a sense of belonging, eating fresh pork to celebrate the newlywed, everyone will have a good time this year. In fact, everyone understands the meaning behind this, there are too many people dying, and this long-term battle needs a new population, and to create a population, young people need to get married.

"Marry me, get married once, ten catties of pork!" Insect Ting tugged on Lu Su's sleeve and said.

"Can't you just get married to your child?"

"I went there just now, and that aunt said that children can't do it."

"It's really underestimating, I don't know how many things I've done about prostitution and plunder." Long Kui said conceitedly.

"Then blow it, blow a cow to death and we'll have beef to eat." Lu Su said.

"Look, our stock is running out, how are we going to spend this year, do you want to eat noodles for the New Year?" Insect Ting analyzed seriously, "So, let's go get pork!" ”

"How many people are receiving pork?"

"Many, many, many!"

After thinking about it, it still doesn't work, the matter of principle, I promised Jinduan to marry her, so Lu Su replied: "I refuse!" ”

"You're so stingy?"

"Temperance is such a thing, how can I say that I will lose it." In fact, what I did at the roll house from last night to today was very undisciplined.

"I'm! I'm going to find someone on the street to get married! Worm Ting threatened.

"Go ahead, I'll wait for the braised pork."

"Oh, braised pork!" Long Kui said, "Uncle Wang, who repairs the car, Uncle Ma, who sells dumplings, and Shen Er, you go and tie it all over, we will have thirty catties of pork!" ”

"The burden of our family's New Year will be handed over to you." Lu Su patted Insect Ting's shoulder and said earnestly.

"I'm really leaving!"

"Go, go, go."

"I'm really going to the street to find someone to marry!"

"Go ahead, happy newlywed!"

She hugged the kitten and left angrily, hey, is this girl angry? Lu Su regretted that what he said just now was too heartless.

"Eat pork, eat pork!" Long Kui muttered, "I'll go to the store right now and steal some cooking wine and spices." ”

"Hey, come back!"

I couldn't stop shouting at him, and he had already run away.

There was still some leftover food at home, Lu Su ate alone, picked up a little firewood and poured hot water into the thermos flask, the boiling water was an aluminum alloy pot, cylindrical, and firewood could be added below, and the firewood was picked up by them on the mountain.

It's really boring, so I sat down to look through the scrolls and borrowed his books, and while turning the pages, I wondered if my concept of chastity was too strange, and I could make friends with fire, but I was stuck with a piece of paper to prove it, why didn't I want to make up for it?

Not long after, the Eryue knife came, and as soon as he entered the door, he shouted excitedly: "Lu Su, marry me, ten catties of pork!" ”

"Get out!" He grabbed a jar and threw it over.

The ear moon knife caught it with his hand, put it on the table, and sat down with a smile: "Teasing you, a man like me, a woman who wants to marry me is in a long line." ”

"Idol of old and middle-aged women, you."

"Did you hear that? The ten-pound pork thing? ”

"I heard!"

"Why don't you act, don't you kid have a concubine......

Lu Su put down the book and looked at him fixedly: "How do you know that I have a concubine?" No, it's actually a fire bun friend. ”

"Ah, fire bun friend, what a desirable term!"

"Don't play dumb and say, how do you know!"

"We're all grown men, aren't we?"

"Ahh

"Every time you come back from outside, you are tired and sleepy but you don't sleep, and after disappearing for a day, you come back in a very good spirit, what do you say is the reason for this?"

"From this clue?"

"Of course, a man's intuition!" He put on a lewd look, "What do you look like, are you good-looking?" How big is the butt? Is the waist thin? ”

The scroll is not as good-looking as Jinduan, and the figure is slightly plump, but the whole body is full of the charm of a young woman, and she kills people invisibly with her charming aura...... While thinking about this, the Ear Moon Knife said in an obscene tone, "Ah, it must be beautiful." ”

"It's your business...... Don't talk nonsense. ”

"I won't say anything about three catties of pork."

"When did I say I was going to get married and exchange pork!"

"What? You are simply a waste of resources, many people want to get married and can't find anyone! Ten catties of pork, think about it, ten catties of pork! He desperately described the value of the ten catties of pork to the Lu Office, "If you force a married woman casually, and then pay ten catties of pork to your husband, not only will people not be annoyed, but you will be welcome to come again." ”

What a way to explain it!

"What could be more precious than ten pounds of pork now!" Ear Moon Knife said.

"Discipline!"

"Can the festival be boiled? Can you stew vermicelli? ”

"If you don't tie it, you won't tie it, anyway, I won't tie it to death!"

"You ......"

"Hey, you know me, what you decide will stick to the end, don't waste your saliva."

"Or you pretend to be a woman, let's ...... it"

"Get out!"

The lobbying failed, and the Eryue knife slapped the table and stood up: "Real man, rely on your own strength to earn pork!" I'm going to go out on the street right now and find a random woman to marry for you. ”

Then he left like a wind, Lu Su flipped through the book and thought, will these two goods meet Worm Ting on the street, and then the two of them will make a marriage of interests?

I inexplicably think this kind of thing is very sensational!

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