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During the war, a long banner hung at the place where the newlywed was awarded, and a master wearing a leather apron on one side of the platform was chopping meat with a large knife on the board, and many long strips of pork hung on the iron hook behind it, which made people salivate. The people like www.biquge.info tide of the pen "Fun" Pavilion crowded in front of this platform with exchange coupons, shouting: "I want that piece, I want that piece!" "The scene was so chaotic that soldiers had to be dispatched to maintain order and prevent meat grabbing...... In fact, when these pigs were slaughtered before, the water and trotters had already been looted.

In comparison, the ticket office on the other side is much more civilized, one-to-one pairs of men and women lined up in a long line, when arriving at the front of the marriage office, as long as you hand in the household registration book or ID card, you really don't have a driver's license, the aunt who handles the affairs will enter the data of the two people into the computer, confirm the conditions and after that, fill out a simple marriage certificate, stamp the red stamp of the Minzhen department, and a newlywed couple will be born.

Along with the marriage certificate handed over a printed coupon, under the stimulation of this kind of political book, there are many marriages that make up, and people often take the certificate and coupons, and say "thank you!" Then he tore off the marriage certificate with a bang, and shouted in his original form: "Take the meat!" "Run to join the army of meat grabbers over there.

After all, the political book can't test whether the two really love each other, so there are a lot of people who make up and form a couple to receive meat, of course, there are also entanglements because of the meat, and finally they simply celebrate the New Year together, and gradually look at each other and become a real couple.

At this time, the constantly updated queue pushed a girl with a kitten to the front, she was just one person, and the aunt asked: "Little girl, it takes two people to get married!" ”

"I'm going to marry Duoduo!"

"Who's Duoduo?"

"Shhh

"Little girl, you can't marry a cat."

"Duoduo is not a cat, he is the prince who turns into a kitten, as long as he eats pork, the magic on his body will be lifted." Worm Ting said seriously.

Aunt sighed: "Next group!" ”

Worm Ting left the team dejectedly, when a middle-aged man with glasses came over and said, "Little girl, you don't have anyone to marry?" ”

"Huh? Yes! ”

"I originally agreed with a woman, but she was robbed by someone else, or let's make peace! I will never take advantage of you, so I will divide you six pounds. ”

"I'm so sorry!" Worm Ting apologized, hugged the kitten and left.

Discouraged and returned home, it was already dark, Long Kui was squatting by the brazier and roasting a sausage, Lu Su was reading there, still smoking a cigarette, and when he saw Worm Ting enter the door, he asked in the same tone as the landlord: "Are you back?" ”

"Hey."

"What about ten pounds of pork?"

"No, I haven't found anyone to marry."

"Who are you fooling, you definitely didn't go! My pork, you are a waste of resources! ”

Insect Ting gritted her teeth, suddenly pulled out the crow letter from her sleeve, turned it into a Daguan knife, and slashed towards Lu Su with a bang, the table and the book in it were split in two, if it wasn't for Lu Su's fast flash, he would also be a fate.

"The big idiot is going berserk!" Long Kui said.

"Shut up!"

"Why are you suddenly angry!" Lu Su said, "Isn't it because I don't marry you?" ”

"You bad guy, when Sister Jin comes back, I'll sue."

"What do you want to say, say that I bullied you and didn't marry you?"

She was so angry that she couldn't speak, staring at Lu Su fiercely. Lu Su thought about it, he was indeed a little too much, and he was reluctant to do it, but let Worm Ting do it, the girl's heart should be more delicate.

"That...... I'm sorry! Lu Su grabbed the knife in her hand carefully, "You don't really want to marry me, do you?" ”

"Anyway, we are a family, it's better than marrying someone else casually, and you refuse to help me." She said as if she had been wronged, and her eyes were red.

"Don't cry, I'm ......" Thinking about it, I really can't agree to the marriage, "Forget it, you still cry, it's better to cry." ”

"I won't cry!" She said stubbornly.

"What can I do?" Lu Su said worriedly, there is really not much food stored at home, the New Year is a matter of a few days, is it still like last year to eat three days of donkey soup, he said to the big knife in his hand, "Deep traces, can you become a variety of weapons, can you become a man?" ”

"If I could become a man, I would have changed a long time ago!" The big knife in his hand said angrily.

"Is it okay to find Uncle Fish?" Long Kui said.

This sentence was like lighting a bright light, and Lu Su snapped his fingers: "Yes, looking for Brother Tu, he is not a nasty person, he can be regarded as one...... What do you think? ”

She didn't speak for a while, then suddenly blushed and nodded.

"Oh, let's get married!" Lu Su and Long Kui said excitedly.

The three of them went to Tu Wuyu's shop, of course the door was closed at this time, but there was a bright light in the crack of the door panel, and the voices of Tu Wuyu and Zhidu's voice came from inside.

"Oops, it would be nice to be tighter."

"Do you touch my breasts, are they strong?"

"The chest is good, the key is little jj, how did you grow so big."

Ah!? Did you hear something terrible, it turns out that there is still a forbidden love between these two bachelors who have lived together for many years!?

"Shock! The underground love affair of the fish seller surfaced, and the forbidden love between those celebrities in the country was inventoried...... The occupational disease of the Lusu Journalism Department has been committed again, but after any online news, there will be a "inventory of something".

"What are these two people doing?" Long Kui asked.

"Just go in and see!" He kicked down the door panel and shouted, "Don't move, anti-pornography brigade!" ”

The scene inside is even more terrifying than forbidden love, Zhidu is actually wearing a skirt, small bottoms and black silk, with a heavy powder on his face, and he also wears blush...... These five big and three rough men wear women's clothes, which is more terrifying than a corpse with makeup! At this time, Tu Wuyu was desperately trying to tie his thick waist.

"What are you doing?" Insect Ting asked.

"Young, have you heard? If you get married, you can get ten catties of pork. ”

"So you came up with this idea?" Lu Su asked.

"Haha, awesome!" Tu Wuyutian said shamelessly.

"I told the boss that deception is very wrong, he said that he wanted to eat crucian carp and meat during the New Year, alas!" Zhi Du said.

"it, you have to be able to deceive people, I don't even pay five cents a night for this makeup!"

"It's not okay to post five cents upside down!" Long Kui added.

"Looks like it needs to be improved." Tu Wuyu looked at his work.

"Good news!" Lu Su pushed Worm Ting over, "Brother Tu, you and Worm Ting can make peace, although she is very stupid and her fighting level is average, and she loves to sleep lazy and hide snacks, but she is at least a living woman!" ”

"How can you say that about me." Worm Ting said with a wave of her fist.

"That's a good idea, but how will the pork be divided then?" Tu Wuyu asked.

"Five-five!"

"Do you want to tie the knot with the two of us?"

"You're kidding, bigamy is a crime."

"And with whom do you tie the knot?"

"Worm Ting?" Lu Su turned to her.

"Anyone can do it!" She said with a blushing face.

"Wait a minute, little one!" Tu Wuyu dragged Zhi Du to the alley, and came back half a minute later, Tu Wuyu was elated, Zhi Du was discouraged, he said excitedly, "Worm girl, it's decided, you are my wife!" ”

"It's not your wife, it's just to get meat."

"What happened to you in the alley?" Lu Su asked.

"Let's try to pee, I won!" Tu Wuyu said.

A lifelong event is decided by this child's play?

"Get married, get married!" Tu Wuyu was very happy, "I actually married a worm girl." ”

"It's not really married!" She stressed this point time and time again.

"The worm girl is entrusted to you, you must take care of her, remember to feed her three meals, and remember to change diapers." Lu Su said.

"Yes, definitely! It's a promise between men. ”

"I can't stand you!" Worm Ting was so angry that she ran away.

The place where the pork was received at night, and the marriage could only wait until tomorrow morning, Lu Su suddenly asked: "Black silk, skirt, where did you get these things?" ”

"Fish for it."

"How much money do you have to spend on it, is ten catties of pork worth it?" Seeing these women's clothes, Lu Su felt a little stupid, when he was in college, he also changed his clothes to harm other couples, at that time, the effect of cross-dressing was outstanding, the roommates said, take a picture with me, I want to use it as a mobile phone screensaver, thinking of this, he said proudly, "Do you think you can pretend to be a woman with black silk and skirts?" You can't grasp the mystery of disguise. ”

"Young, will you?"

"Of course."

"I don't believe it, it's going to look better than me?" Zhi Du said.

"Cut, I'll show you mercifully! Don't be sneaky. ”

Later, when he really started to undress, Lu Su suddenly found that he was stupid, and when he looked back, he saw that the three of them were really smiling, but at this time it was already difficult to ride a tiger. Ten minutes later, after the cross-dressing, Lu Su painted eyeshadow, although he didn't understand this, but he still knew how to draw a scoop according to the gourd.

When Lu Su in shemale mode appeared in front of the three of them, the mouths of the three people who originally wanted to treat him turned into an O-shape, and they exclaimed one after another: "Wow, it's so beautiful!" ”

"Marry me!"

"Young, you were a woman in your last life!"

"The old lady is a pure man!" Lu Su said domineeringly, in fact, even if he is domineering, he is still very similar to a woman, the type of Jinduan.

……

"Captain, is the Chinese New Year coming soon?" When she was about to return to the dormitory after work, Dai Xue suddenly said to Yan Diedie.

"It's going to be busy again after the New Year." He said without looking up.

"That...... It would be nice if we had ten catties of pork to eat during the Chinese New Year, and we could make dumplings, right? ”

"Making dumplings?" Yan Butterfly said mockingly, "You can't even hold a rolling pin." ”

"Reveal my scars again!" Dai Xue said dejectedly, "Captain, I'll go back to the dormitory to sleep." ”

"Yes!" When she left, Yan Chudie was still there to deal with official documents. She walked back to the dormitory half an hour later, and suddenly found that the light inside was on, and when she entered the door, she saw a whole dead pig on the ground, with a note pasted on it, which was obviously just a note, and it was actually stamped with the captain's red stamp, which read: "Give me the most powerful subordinate!" ”

"Fool!" Dai Xue laughed.

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