I really don't know if it's time to write about the most fucked-up assignment I've ever had in my years as a soldier?

In fact, it may not be much to write it, but the big deal is to let the brothers see that there are so many turtle bastards in this army who like to pat and toss.

But will this put a pot of soot on the army I love?

After thinking about it for a long time, it's better to write it.

I still remember what our military affairs chief Lu said back then.

I can't run without saying the results, but it's a mistake if I don't say it. If you downplay or hide your mistakes, you will die if you make a bad fuss!

I think this sentence is really classic, and this is also the consistent style of the squadron.

With the results, the bosses above will definitely not blow the sea in all directions, at most they will be happy behind closed doors.

But if there is a mistake, the bosses above will fall off their hats, and the scolding will be earth-shattering and will definitely chase the responsibility to the end, even if it is the son of the king of heaven, Lao Tzu will not be tolerated!

Therefore, the combat effectiveness of our Chinese army, especially those front-line armies, has always been extremely strong.

Come on, I seem to be far away again?

I remember it was a cool morning, we had just come back from a routine five-kilometer cross-country, and the instructor stood at the entrance of the company department and shouted bald Jiang Kuan, you two ** Mao to Lao Tzu come over.

Jiang Kuan and I rushed over to stand upright, and then I looked at the instructor's face was wrong, no matter how I looked at it, his face was covered with dark clouds and there was a thunderstorm at any time.

The instructor threw over a combat order and said, "You two boys, get ready, bring a full set of field equipment, and report to the regiment leader!"

I just took the battle order and looked at it, and I was a little confused......

The format of our usual combat orders has a certain standard, and the codes used for different levels of combat orders are also different, so to put it simply......

I don't want to talk nonsense, so I'll use color instead.

Anyway, the blue command is a general task, and the black is a little dangerous, and if it is changed to red, it will be a job to get the brothers ready to go out and play with their lives.

But there is no code on this battle order, and it is just a few lines of colloquial language, saying that we are going to send two of our most elite brothers to escort an important person?

It is estimated that looking at the virtue of my lawsuit, the instructor held his throat and said that you two boys should go back quickly, and if you send people to the Ali area, someone will naturally pick you up.

Jiang Kuan and I hurriedly packed up our equipment and then rushed to the regiment headquarters to report to the regiment headquarters, and after saluting the regiment leader, the new car at the entrance of the regiment department also attracted the attention of Jiang Kuan and me.

It was a bulletproof Yamaga Jeep, and at first glance it looked like a Mitsubishi made by devils. Jiang Kuan and I have touched it a few times in the course of vehicle and ship driving training, and we know that this car has been specially modified by the brothers in the military industry department, and even 7 and 62 caliber bullets can be carried at close range.

With such a good car, we also need to bring a full set of field equipment, who is this to escort?

The face of the head of the regiment is not very good-looking, but there is an officer next to the head of the regiment, but he is smiling with a sunny face.

Just said to me and Jiang Kuan, yes, yes, this young man looks capable and clever, and he should be able to complete this task successfully. I said, Lily, if you're ready to pack up and get in the car, won't you?

Lily?

How does this name sound like a female spy in an old movie?

Before Jiang Kuan and I could come back to our senses, a woman came out of the regiment headquarters with a sway.

How should I describe the conduct of this eldest lady?

My brothers who have seen me know that my face is full of pitted ground and gravel, and the skin is indeed rough, and it looks like my face is sandpaper.

But this eldest lady's face is actually more like the surface of the moon than mine, and in order to cover the surface of the moon that has been severely damaged by meteorites, the eldest lady's face is all thick with fat powder.

I don't know if this eldest lady didn't learn makeup at all?

Anyway, I know that eyeshadow can't be applied all over the eyelids, but it can only be lightly swept to increase the three-dimensional aesthetic effect, but the eldest lady's two eyes are all black eyeshadow, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a Pantakrath out of the cage.

Especially the mouth, which was covered with scarlet lipstick, how did it look like it had just eaten three dead children, and he hadn't had time to wash his face and brush his teeth.

None of the places on the body that can hang ornaments are empty, and the rings are used to describe this eldest lady, and the fingers are less than four rings, and one is bigger than the other, I guess the fighting iron finger sleeves we used are not as thick as the ring.

Jiang Kuan and I looked at each other, and I guess Jiang Kuan was thinking about it like me.

Is this asking us to escort a big living person or asking us to escort a Christmas tree?

And I can't feel a trace of our familiarity from that eldest lady?

If we want to say that we can usually come into contact with or have work contacts, except for a few brothers of the special forces, they are elite talents who need to be escorted by a certain department, and they can taste a taste at a glance at each other.

Especially after doing this business for a long time, I am more or less sensitive to those who have unique skills, and I will always unconsciously have a sense of defense or offense.

It's like two years ago, when I went out for coffee with a big brother, I saw a few tough men in suits and leather shoes sitting together and chatting as soon as I entered the door.

I looked at them, and they looked at me.

We all know that we are each other's people.

Later, when I read the newspaper, I learned that there was a bodyguard company in the city where my eldest brother lived, which hung the sign of a cultural etiquette company, and specialized in recruiting some retired special forces.

I think that's what I bumped into that day......

But this eldest lady gives me the feeling that she is a nouveau riche?

It is estimated that the eldest lady was also looking at me and Jiang Kuan, and then she grinned and stood by the car without saying a word.

Well?

What does this mean?

Before Jiang Kuan and I could get back to their senses, Ermao San, who was standing beside our group head, rushed to the side of the car, bowed his head and opened the door for the eldest lady with a smile on his face.

Oh......

It's been a long time, this is waiting for me and Jiang Kuan to open the door for her?

What kind of character is this? It's such a big score?

The Ermaosan who opened the car door carefully closed the door, and when he turned to look at me and Jiang Kuan, the smile on his face was gone, and the class struggle in his head condescendingly said You two heard clearly!

This is the sister-in-law of our chief, who wants to go to the Ali area to collect style. You must be absolutely safe on the road and absolutely follow her commands.

Treat this mission as if it were a ......

I feel like my head is buzzing, and looking at the foaming mouth, I feel like I want to pump his ****!

Who are we?

We are highly trained special forces!

We are warriors ready to fight to the death at any time!

We are the beasts of war fed by the common people, and we are not the watchdogs of some big people!

Tell us to wear military uniforms and do this kind of housekeeping and nursing home bodyguard work?

Uncle, I'll fuck you......

Before I could say anything, the head of the group interrupted the flickering of the two Mao San in a calm voice, and said to me and Jiang Kuan, You two come in with me, and there are some specific matters to explain to you!

When I entered the office, the face of the head of the group also darkened all of a sudden, and he said to the two of us, you don't have to think so much, anyway, complete the task as soon as possible and come back quickly!

I didn't even know where the courage came from.

I just stood up and said to the head of the group that I can't go!

I ran this morning and had diarrhea, now my legs are weak and my eyes are black, I asked to go to the army hospital for an inpatient examination, maybe I just have foot-and-mouth disease!

Jiang Kuan's giant grandson's guy is also a righteous guy who said that I can't do it either.

Recently, the weather has changed suddenly, and my snow blindness has flare-up, and if I get sick while driving up the mountain, I can't afford to drive the car down the cliff!

The head of the group looked at the two of us and didn't speak, just looked at us quietly.

Then the head of the group picked up a stack of reports from the table and shook it at us.

I saw that the report was a request for materials to build a new shooting range, and I also knew that our original shooting range was in disrepair, especially the earthen dams that kept the bullets from collapsing and would collapse after a heavy snowstorm.

The head of the group spoke in a low voice.

The head of the group said that I had called this report thirteen times, but there was no reply.

Escort this eldest lady who went to the Ali area to collect style, and it is estimated that this fourteenth report will be approved.

We'll have a new range.

I saw the hand at the head of the group holding the stack of reports shaking.

Jiang Kuan and I also felt the bones all over our bodies rattle.

I saluted the head of the group and went out and got into the bulletproof Yamaga car......