Chapter 85
The terrible journey began.
I don't even know what kind of animal the woman was reincarnated.
Anyway, from the moment our deer entered the mountain, the woman suddenly chattered as if she had taken two catties of mouse medicine and grabbed time to confess her last words.
First of all, he pulled Jiang Kuan, who was sitting in Fu's driving seat, and asked Jiang Kuan to tell me whether the makeup on her face was in line with today's fashion trends?
I estimate that Jiang Kuan's stomach is full of anger, and he purely wants to squeeze the woman, Jiang Kuan actually turned his head seriously, pretending to be diligent, studious, innocent and romantic, and stared at the woman's lunar surface carefully for a long time.
And then very naïve to say Auntie, our small mountain village is relatively closed, and I don't know that the silver in the city likes to smear soot on his eyes and put flour on his face to dress up?
I almost asked Jiang Kuan to say this, and happily drove the car down the cliff!
This grandson, since I knew him, has not let me see his cheap kung fu, and his kung fu is very hated by a group of brothers.
Only today, I want to grab that kid and hug him fiercely.
This is detrimental and destructive.
I glanced at the woman who Jiang Kuan called her aunt from the rearview mirror, and I saw that the woman's face was revealing a layer of blue ash through a layer of white fans.
I'm so happy......
But before I could rejoice for a few minutes, the woman spoke again.
And he said to Jiang Kuan with great contempt, you just don't have much knowledge!
This is the most popular sunburn makeup in Hong Kong this year, and this eyeshadow foundation is also a high-end product imported from France, but it is not a good flour from Shanxi briquettes in Shaanxi!
I'm only twenty-eight this year, and at most you will call me Sister Sheng, how can you call me Auntie?
I ask you both, what is the name of the mountain ahead?
I'm kind of convinced of this woman!
I don't even know if she's really lacking heart or pretending to be stupid? Jiang Kuan has damaged her so much, she is still in a hurry to continue to find herself, uncomfortable?
I said I don't know, I'm a soldier, I'm not a tour guide!
And this place is relatively high in altitude, if you always talk and can't maintain your physical strength well, it is estimated that you will be dizzy, stomach ache, and out of breath.
I also thought that relying on the altitude reflection could make this aunt stop for a while, but the aunt actually grinned, took out a bottle of physical replenishment solution from a military backpack in the back seat of the car, and shook it at me proudly and said that she was not afraid.
I have long known that if the plateau is violated, people will be uncomfortable, so I have already asked people to prepare this thing. I didn't drink much water all the way from Urumqi, so I took this as water to drink......
I looked at the woman in the rearview mirror again, and I really grabbed a gun and shot her in the head!
Strength refills, one of the more precious things we dispense. The ingredients in it are all some precious Chinese medicines and some synthetic nutrients, and the cost is naturally relatively expensive.
Even when we go out on a mission, it is only a ration of four sticks for one person, which can support an adult to carry out three days of strong physical exercise without other food, and it has an excellent effect on preventing and suppressing altitude sickness.
But this woman actually took the physical replenishment that we all regarded as treasures as water to drink?
You can't spoil things like that, can you?
Those brothers of the second- and third-line troops are on the plateau, but they all rely on their own physical strength to carry the plateau reflection, and they have to do their best to practice......
Jiang Kuan and I were silent, and we answered the woman's endless mentally retarded questions with some onomatopoeia.
Perhaps the woman finally felt bored, and the carriage finally fell silent. In addition to the muffled sound of the well-functioning engine, the sound of Jiang Kuan and I slowing down in order to adapt to altitude sickness became the main theme of the whole carriage.
That is, when we had just been quiet for a while, the woman sitting in the back seat screamed violently, and then screamed and banged on the car window!
Jiang Kuan and I almost subconsciously turned our heads, and I felt that something seemed to be wrong in front of the car?
Completely intuitive, I slammed on the brakes and looked at the car at a close right angle.
As long as the two front wheels of the car go forward for another half a meter, I will have to play a trapeze season today!
The cold sweat on my body at that time was .......
Hurry up and ask the woman again, "What's wrong with you?" What are you yelling at if you're okay?
She also seemed to have just come to her senses, and she actually said to us with a young girl's moral face, oh, you react so quickly! I just saw a cute gray rabbit, such a big gray rabbit!
Didn't you bring guns? Beat that gray rabbit for me, let's have a picnic at noon today!
Fuck ...... me
I really want to pull out a gun and put a fire on that's head!
I have to say that Jiang Kuan's giant grandson guy has the ability to pit people.
He really said bald, you look at me, isn't it just a rabbit? Look at our craftsmanship!
Then he grabbed the double-fire shotgun stuck in the door of the car with a clatter, opened the folding weighted butt, jumped out of the car, and took aim at the rabbit that was still scurrying on the hillside.
I didn't understand it at the time.
Isn't it just a hare?
The distance is only about 20 meters, and you can just hit it with a portable pistol, so why do you have to use a co-fire shotgun? Even if you hit the rabbit, you can't eat it, right?
And Jiang Kuan's grandson's marksmanship has always been relatively good, so that all eight bullets are empty and he doesn't even wipe the rabbit hair, right?
It is estimated that the woman also felt that Jiang Kuan's marksmanship was stinky, and she said with disdain that your marksmanship is really bad! He also said that you are all from the special forces, and you can't even beat a rabbit!
Before I had time to complain about Jiang Kuan's guy for such a foreign appearance, Jiang Kuan's grandson had already opened the car door with a flattering smile, and said yes yes to the woman with a thief's eyebrows. Isn't this a man who misses a horse and a horse who stumbles?
Or......
Sister, how many shots do you try? Even if we can't beat rabbits, we've had a gun addiction, haven't we?
And I see that you still have a camera with you, and I will take a few beautiful photos for you, and you can be regarded as leaving your shadow on this Karakoram Mountain?
I looked at the multi-fire shotgun in Jiang Kuan's kid's hand, and I knew how Jiang Kuan wanted to clean up the woman.
Shotguns, especially multi-engine shotguns, have always been high-power lethal weapons in confined environments. During World War II, this type of bullet with 50 soft lead bullets was used as a trench sweeper.
However, the recoil of high-power weapons is correspondingly stronger, at least in light weapons, even if the shotgun is a patented product of the physically strong, it is absolutely impossible to play without a certain amount of arm strength and harmony.
Even I felt my hands tingle after sweeping a six-room building with a LUN, let alone this woman who didn't know anything about guns.
I watched the woman stupidly take the shotgun handed over by Jiang Kuan's guy, and without saying a word, I learned the shooting method in the movie, and fired a flat gun with the body of the gun and the butt of the gun facing the mouth!
The sound of gunfire and screaming rang out almost simultaneously......
And in the next few days, Jiang Kuan's ears and I were much cleaner.
After all, a woman who has just lost two front teeth will not talk much