The Last Supper?
Before the ancient death row prisoners were put on the execution ground, the prison officials would not be stingy. Large bowls of wine, large pieces of meat, as long as they can get their hands on food, are sent to the death row prisoner who is about to be beheaded.
People are going to die, so why do you want people to be full of dead ghosts?
The prisoner, who was about to die, pulled off his shirt, loosened his trouser belt, and opened his belly to eat the sea.
I once heard such a story from people of the old generation.
said that there was such a murderous Jiangyang thief, and one was accidentally caught and sentenced to be executed. The supervisor read that the Jiangyang thief was still a somewhat arrogant man, so he let the Jiangyang thief eat openly.
After eating a full severed meal, there are three points of courage and seven points of majesty on Huangquan Road, isn't it?
The Jiangyang thief is estimated to be a rectal man, knowing that this is the last meal in the Yang world, and if he doesn't eat it, he won't have a chance. He ate Hessey all night, and even made him eat half a pig, two urns of wine, and a dozen old breads in one go......
This opened the eyes of the prison officer, but it also moved his mind.
Just let it go, don't kill this gentleman first, the official sees that his case is different, and it will be decided separately after the official plays.
For the time being, he kept the life of the Jiangyang thief, and he specially called people for good wine and food every day, and he didn't dare to snub the Jiangyang thief at all.
Is there a master who feels puzzled?
Do you say that a Jiangyang thief who can't fight with the government's eight poles is guilty of serving so carefully every day?
Could it be that this Jiangyang thief has another identity?
The master told the prison officer about the doubts in his heart.
The overseer is happy.
Said Master, the money and food litigation on weekdays is your profession, and we can't intervene and work hard.
But some details in this officialdom, if you are not at the level of a master, you won't understand it too well.
Have you noticed?
In the ten days before and after, every day, the Jiangyang thief was a meal, half a pig, two urns of wine, plus a number of meat and vegetarian dishes, and more than a dozen old flour cakes.
Let's not talk about anything else, it's this kung fu that eats, and if you haven't practiced kung fu in officialdom for more than ten years, you will never be able to do it.
Let's just say I'm a little prisoner, right?
How can you say that it is also a Qingshui Yamen who only cares about killing people's heads, right?
Usually, there is no opportunity to travel to inspect the foreign meat, but in this way, there are at least 200 feasts in a year.
Don't look at the colorful dishes on the banquet that are very appetizing, if you really go to the wine table, you won't be able to pick up the dishes at all, it's all about washing your intestines with wine!
Coincidentally, there were three feasts and five drinks in one day, and the intestines and stomach couldn't stand it at all, but they turned over the river and the sea vigorously......
Do you still remember Lao Liu of the Supervision Department?
The gentleman rushed to the banquet for three days in a row, and finally drank alive and died in the sedan chair.
Isn't there an example of the chief treasurer of the granary?
People also drank wildly at the risk of death, and finally plunged their heads into the Yajing place of the reincarnation of grains, and suffocated to death for the reincarnation of grains!
Therefore, if this Jiangyang thief can have this skill of eating and drinking, it must have been trained in the officialdom. Let's not rush to kill him yet, and when we find out his exact identity, we'll talk about it then.
If he really had been an official before, it must be someone in the court, maybe once we make this move of keeping people under the sword, the benefits in the future will be endless.
Even if my lord and I are gone, he is really just a Jiangyang thief, so with this kung fu of eating and drinking, let's quietly get a death row prisoner to replace his name and take him with me......
On the wine table in the future, there is an office director who can eat Hese so nonsense, who am I afraid of, sir?
After listening to the words of the prison officer, the master was really like an initiation, and his mouth suddenly opened.
Otherwise, if someone else is a leader, we can only be a secretary?
This strategic vision has really been honed over a long period of time!
While admiring the vision and strategy of the prison officer, this master pondered it in his heart.
In any case, the fate of this Jiangyang thief was saved.
Luckily, this Jiangyang thief will be a big thief in the future, and now he will definitely not suffer a loss if he has a good relationship.
Even if he is unlucky, this Jiangyang thief will definitely be his colleague in the future. A secretary and a staff director have a good relationship, what is that concept?
One comprehends the leader's intention, the other perfects the leader's instructions, and the final result is that the leader is satisfied.
If the leader is satisfied, can we still have some benefits?
This master had a small abacus in his heart, so he quickly bought some delicious food and drink, and personally carried it and sent it to the Jiangyang thief.
It was regarded as good news, and the master told the Jiangyang thief about the thoughts of the prison officer.
As soon as he finished speaking, the face of the Jiang Yang thief immediately changed......
Without saying a word, he slammed his head against the prison wall!
The strength of the master is small, and he is also a civilian cadre, so he didn't hold it. I watched the Jiangyang thief bleed into the seven orifices, and he saw that it was about to die.
This master is wondering!
Why is this Jiangyang thief still looking for death and life after hearing the good news?
Just hugged the Jiang Yang thief who was about to breathe, and hurriedly asked, "What are you doing?" Why are you looking for death?
Then the Jiangyang thief had only one breath left......
Struggling to say that he shouldn't think about it every day, this is the last meal, and he ripped off his belly and ate Hesse.
It's only been ten days, and we already feel uncomfortable with our stomachs, let alone every day in the years to come!
You gang of subordinates are really vicious! If you cut me with a knife, it's still a quick death, let me drink you to death, not only slowly, but also miserably!
The most important thing is that if you eat too much unjust tea and rice, and if you hold up too much greedy wine and food, you will go to eighteen layers of hell!
Holding the corpse of the Jiang Yang thief who had just choked, the master muttered in his heart......
After making trouble for a long time, this Jiangyang thief is thinking about the person who is dying, and he is afraid that every meal is the last one before he eats Haisai so nonsense?
Then our master is very alive and nourishing, why does he eat and drink like this death row prisoner when he goes out to banquet again and again?
Master really can't figure it out......
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