Military language jokes

All walks of life have their own colloquialisms or common names.

It's like the army, it has its own military language.

Let's say, one dime one to one dime three, talking about the rank of second lieutenant to captain. Ermao1 to Ermao4 are talking about the epaulettes from major to colonel.

As for the ranks of the generals......

That's not a good term......

Anyway, I heard the veterans brag that the generals' epaulettes were called sanitary napkins, didn't you notice that the general's epaulettes were slippery and slippery, and the surface of the sanitary napkin was a smooth coefficient?

In a word, I almost scared the teapot I was holding to the ground!

That's disrespectful, isn't it?

Later, when I became a soldier and became old, I didn't feel that there was anything wrong with writing this idiomatic saying.

Isn't it just that the brothers who are soldiers are idle and have nothing to do?

The respect and admiration of the soldier's brother for his boss are hidden in his heart and reflected in his actions, and he occasionally talks nonsense, but it doesn't matter.

But if someone who has never been a soldier listens to it, it is really a little confusing.

Since I have already started to write articles about life as soldiers, I will simply use this article to talk about some military language, right?

The shaving of military language

When I first arrived at the boot camp, I still maintained a hairy demeanor, and I had a completely different feeling from the brothers around me.

Everyone had their hair cut in the armed forces, and they traveled all the way to the mountains and rivers, and only then did they grow less than an inch of short hair on their heads.

After training every day, I took a basin of ice water and washed my head and face, and the feeling can only be described in one word......

Refreshing!

But I can't do it......

I have long hair on my head, no matter how I wash it, I feel itchy at the root of my hair, and I am so nervous about training inside and outside of the house every day with small work, where is the time to tell me to wash my hair well?

I hurriedly went to Brother Kuangming and said Brother, do you think you want to give me a half-day off, and I will go out to find a barber master to deal with my head?

Brother Kuangming glanced at me, and then said Don't worry, I will find someone to shave you in two days, you kid just hold on for two more days!

I didn't say anything, but why did the little brother look at Yang Ke next to me with a complaining look?

Yang Ke's little brother also has long hair on his head, although it is not as conspicuous as me, but his appearance is not much different from the shawl hair that today's young people have.

And Yang Ke's little brother likes to shake his head when he plays the huqin.

According to himself, it's because he is intoxicated with music, so he can't help it, that's the feeling that art brings to people, but I think Yang Ke's little brother is just to be cool!

But now literature and art can't be played, and the training is only getting harder and heavier day by day, and it's hard to say whether you can stand and hold on until you go to bed every day, and it's still cool?

Besides, who is it for?

After a day of practice, everyone is tired, no different from the dead, and still has the heart to look at the Western scenery?

......

I think it was on the weekend, right?

I heard the assembly whistle outside, and then everyone rushed out to assemble with a hula, and the instructor stood in front of the queue and shouted that everyone would shave their hair in a company!

Shaving?

The first time I heard this word from Brother Kuangming, I thought it was Brother Kuangming fooling me?

Why is the instructor also in such a tone?

I wondered in my heart, but I still followed the team to the side to prepare.

Then I saw what assembly work is.

The brothers lined up in twenty long lines, pulled their hats and put their heads under the hot water faucet for three or five seconds, and then two veterans with shovels in their hands stood left and right, grabbed the brothers who were still steaming on their heads and started pushing.

It was twenty seconds at most, and the head under the pruning was a wilderness burned by the wheat field after the autumn harvest, and there were only a few hairs left on the scalp with a few stray hairs that had slipped through the net.

The soap bubbles in the basin next to him were prepared early, and the brothers who had undergone the preliminary treatment went over to grab a handful of soap bubbles and wiped them on their heads, and then a few veteran brothers with scrapers sharpened their faces and looked like they were sharpening their scalps, and they grabbed the little brothers who were full of foam in their heads!

I can roughly understand why shaving is called shaving in the army......

A serious haircut is a beautiful and generous haircut, but also a comfortable enjoyment, but the haircut in the army is neat, unified, practical and convenient!

Dealing with the heads of so many brothers at the speed of a haircut, I'm afraid that the last brother has finished enjoying it, and the first brother who got a haircut should sit on a chair and get a haircut, right?

I completed the process of returning from long hair to bald head in the sound of the brothers being pushed and stabbed in the head, and the scraper hurting the flesh.

I really don't think there's anything special......

After all, I've been bald since I was a child, and when I grow up, I have a memory of my childhood, isn't it good?

But before I could touch my smooth head and carefully feel the feeling of the breeze blowing directly on my scalp in Xinjiang, Yang Ke's little brother made a goblin!

I don't know what Yang Ke's little brother thinks in his head?

Anyway, when the little brother was queuing, his eyes were a little straight, and when it was his turn to go over and wash his head, Yang Ke's little brother simply turned around and rushed towards the dormitory as if he had been burned by fire.

The brothers were all stunned, and even Brother Kuangming was stunned......

Which one is this playing?

In the past, I have seen soldiers who are unwilling to shave, but at most they cover their heads and mess around and don't ask people to do anything, and in the end, they are either convinced by the education and persuasion of the instructors, or they compromise under the example of the captains' brothers, and I have really never seen this phenomenon of running back to the dormitory to escape?

At that time, there was a lieutenant's brother who said that this soldier was really evil? I've seen an old hen scurry into the hen nest when she's in a hurry to lay her eggs, and I've never seen a living person flee back to the nest for the sake of hair.

I said Kuangming, that soldier is from your class, right? What kind of soldier is this?

Before Brother Kuang Ming could speak, a burst of erhu sounds from inside the dormitory.

I don't know what kind of song it is, and when I asked Yang Ke later, Yang Ke didn't say it.

But Yang Ke's brother just pulled the erhu out of the dormitory!

Brothers who have played erhu know that it takes a certain amount of skill to pull the erhu on the waist and eyes, especially when you pull while walking, and you can't play it after a few years of hard practice.

But Yang Ke walked into the relatively empty playground while pulling the erhu.

No one else!

I can only use this word to describe the expression of Yang Ke's brother, he is so focused on pulling the erhu, a pair of eyes slightly closed, and his arms dance flexibly as if he is enchanted, so that the erhu covered with a python skin splashed out of the sound that made all the brothers stand in place.

and the long hair of Brother Yang Ke, which fluttered in the breeze of Xinjiang with the sound of the erhu......

I don't remember when the song ended, I just watched blankly as Brother Yang Ke gently put the erhu on the ground, and then walked to the faucet and wet his hair.

Yang Ke walked up to the veteran brother who was holding the scissors so wet, and said that it was troublesome to the squad leader, cut it......

I don't know if Yang Ke's face was tears or water, but I saw that Yang Ke's brother's eyes had a look that I couldn't understand at the time.

The look of giving up some things and getting ready to take something else......

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