03 It's friendship!

Tang Jiale was convinced, knelt down, and sang to conquer the ???

Rubbing his face tragically, he felt that he was sunny and handsome... Anyway, the image of being a little handsome is completely ruined today, not to mention that this blue nose and swollen face can't stand it like a ghost, and the shameful behavior of being beaten and kneeling and singing "conquer" by Shen Junliang on the street was photographed by many idlers on the road with a wicked smile???

Tang Jiale himself is making up tomorrow's Baidu Internet hilarious video, and the first page is a video called "Hilarious!" **Silk students kneel and sing to conquer! Video, or "My dad didn't hit me like that!" Tease video.

But the content is that he was chased by this mad dog surnamed Shen for several streets, and finally let the other party catch up. Then he was pressed to the ground by this beast, and then beaten by this beast for a while, and finally he was conquered by the other party's force, and then he sang the conquest to show that he was subdued, how to look at this funny, how to see how to cheat the father, how to be brainless......

"The surname is Shen, you are ruthless!" Tang Jiale's eyes were full of tears of grievance, "Let the family be so embarrassed, you are good or bad...... but it looks like it's so begging???

Shen Junliang said that if it weren't for the fact that he was a little tired, he really wanted to do it a few more times, anyway, this product has been very durable since he was a child, and even... is different from ordinary people's durability, and if you can do a good human sandbag, it can be regarded as a talent......

But I've been with this since I was a child...

Looking at Tang Jiale, who was beaten to a crippled look but was still so cute and cute, Shen Junliang suddenly felt a little warm. Time passes, what will be left in the end of life, and the students are also scattered after the college entrance examination. Those friendships will only gradually fade away, as for the so-called love and love, to be honest, Shen Junliang does not have much luxury for that. And the parents will slowly stay away, and the old sister ...... Forget about that witch is the best thing to do. Life is so fragile under the wash of time, how many nostalgic things can be left behind? But fortunately, there is still this friend, although he is an SB, but I still feel that even if he is too old to get out of bed, he will still remember this friendship vividly, which may be something that time can never take away, and that's enough.

"By the way, Ah Liang, how is your English?"

Shen Junliang's thoughts were temporarily pulled back to reality.

"What are you doing...... good...... Hmmm......"

Anyway, that's it.,It's just about success or failure by character.,It's God who has the final say.,Maybe the vertical row is really 5 C... At least... Can you do it for one? Otherwise, it doesn't conform to probability!

"That's... Yoshi... Can I ask you a question? ”

"Say."

Tang Jiale's eyes lit up a little. "How do you write an essay in English?"

“？”

Shen Junliang was a little surprised, not like the question that should be asked in this product. Could it be that this guy has some other tricks, but in this college entrance examination room, this thing's IQ should not be enough to support him to enable the cheating system...

Seeing Ah Liang's expression as he expected, Tang Jiale first quickly determined the surrounding environment, and then laughed out loud, he really didn't expect that he could be so smart... Bah! It's his own ingenuity that can still be used like this, and he has a very loud voice... and yindang's voice said.

"Hahaha! Unexpectedly, I usually memorized the bird language used to pretend to be b, and with a little adaptation, I achieved such a perfect composition in the examination room, I can memorize it, Ah Liang wants to listen to it? ”

Shen Junliang is also a little interested, it is not easy to see smart people and idiots once, but isn't it even rarer to see idiots being smart? Isn't that opportunity right now?

"Oh hehe, listen up! helloteacher.thisweekweplantovisittheoldmanwanttoaskyouthesamewayyouaskoldpeopledo?

sinceyousincerequestionsiwilltellyoumercy！ inordertopreventtheelderlylackofloveinordertoprotectthepeaceofthesociety.implementthepartythecountry'scalllovelycharmingsympathy.tangguleshenjunliang. weareoneoftheshuttleinthenursinghomevisitingteamwhiteholewhiteiswaitingforustomorrow.that'srightmeow.

sotheteacheralsotojoinourteam！ ”

After saying it in one breath, Tang Jiale only felt refreshed, and the pain on his face was a little less.

Shen Junliang was shocked, he only understood some of the previous ones for such a big paragraph, he couldn't imagine that this product was hidden so deeply, and no matter how idiotic people are, do they have an inside? Although he was reluctant, Shen Junliang still asked what he meant by such a large string of birds, and then... He regretted it.

"Oh, which translates to: Hello teacher. This week, we plan to visit the elderly, and we want to ask you to go with you, what do you ask to comfort the elderly?

Since you have asked the question sincerely, we will tell you with great mercy. In order to prevent the lack of love among the elderly, in order to protect the peace of society. Implement the call of the party and the country, and the cute and charming condolence role. Tang Jiale, Shen Junliang. We are the condolence team shuttling through the nursing home, and the white hole and white tomorrow are waiting for us. That's it, meow.

So teachers should join us! ……”

(Note: The English composition test questions here refer to the new national standard of this year's college entrance examination)

It turns out that the side of idiots is still idiots... Shen Junliang regretted it like this. Shen Junliang felt that he had endless grooves to gush out, but he still decided to endure it first, because he had to beat this thing up again... So the previous chase scene was happily repeated......

"Hahaha! Young people nowadays, interesting, so funny! When the two of them chased away so happily, in the inconspicuous café on the side of the road, a middle-aged man in a retro black printed Tang costume was smiling with coffee in his nose, and his glasses were covered with a layer of moisture. There's no way, but when I was drinking the most comfortable, I heard such a strange composition, and I couldn't hold it.

If this essay is handed over to him tonight, it will definitely give him full marks, but it won't work after tonight.

Borrowing a hand towel from the waiter with an apologetic smile, the middle-aged man carefully wiped the water stains on his Tang clothes, but the difference from ordinary people is that where he wiped, the water stains on his clothes were directly steamed and dried, and there was even a faint smell of burning.

Gently pushed the glasses up, the mist on them disappeared, and he stood up, the dark and regular Tang costume, with the square-framed glasses with a low degree, had a kind of literary and Confucian style. However, if you really think that he is weak, then he is not far from death, whether it is a man or a king.

No one noticed that when the middle-aged man slowly disappeared into the crowd, the tip of his tongue licked the corners of his mouth with a cruel smile, and his eyes were so hideous!

Tonight, both candidates will die in an accident, so what's the point of changing their papers again?

Not long after the middle-aged man left, Cao Yuhong stood where the middle-aged man had just drunk coffee and stopped the coffee pot that was about to be taken away by the waiter. Looking at the place where the middle-aged man disappeared, the Sword King's face was unprecedentedly solemn.

"To know me from such a distance, I have a strong intuition, and I am a master... And at least the median king. ”

Cao Yuhong's index finger dipped the remaining drips on the coffee pot, and sipped it slightly into his mouth.

"The heat is kept very high and the temperature of the coffee is never changed, and what can be done is the force that has to do with controlling the temperature, and it is heating up. Considering that it is impossible for King Yan to come over in person, this is in his hometown again."

In the end, Cao Yuhong made a mocking face: "I drank Blue Mountain coffee, but I had to put so much sugar, and I actually mixed it with chocolate, such a strange taste, I only know one person." ”

Hot King Yongsong!!