02Welcome to the Celestial Empire

Time: 16:40 p.m., June 8

Location: A certain day of the national unified college admissions examination venue

Event: The last English test of the college entrance examination ended

"Oh haha! Wowha! It's over! after the exam! Lao Tzu is liberated, Lao Tzu is liberated! The great ** revolution, Lao Tzu finally liberated ??????"

A boy with a typical student's short hair jumped out of the examination room with joy, this high-pitched and uninterrupted shouting without nutritional value, and this indulgent jumping action without discipline, seeing this, all sighed that this is really a good standard ** silk!

Syllable!

Shen Junliang decisively pulled out the compass in his handbag and slapped the back of the head. "Tang Jiale, your sister's low-key for me!" He is not ordinary helpless, because this ** Silk Tang Jiale who is yelling and losing his temperament is his best friend since he was a child. It is impossible for him to pretend not to know, not to mention the degree of entanglement of this goods, he and he are walking the same road, going to the same street, living in the same building, and they can't go together??????

"What are you doing, Ah Liang, it hurts??????" Tang Jiale had a flattering smile on his face, his hands touched the sore spot on the back of his head, and there was a coquettish taste in his tone. If you change the cute girl to do this action, it may cause countless boys to be excited. But in Tang Jiale, such an obscene young man did it??????

Shen Junliang said that he really wanted to kick this disgusting guy from the exam room to the street!

calmed down the anger in his heart a little, Shen Junliang watched the groups of candidates pass past him in waves, and then looked at the examination room he had just walked out of. An inexplicable complex emotion suddenly rose in his heart. It seems that he is obviously very excited, but there is an indescribable melancholy. Obviously very happy, but looking back on his past academic career, he has a faint sentimentality. This hazy emotion may be the last attachment to his youth and student days??????

"What's the matter, Ah Liang, did you see the cute girl, her expression is so, well, I understand, but it's too late to say anything now, no matter how hungry and thirsty you are, you can't drink, so let's to yourself?????? Tang Jiale said that his IQ was not enough to understand the complex and changing expression on Hao Maji's face. Anyway, if you can't read it, then it must be a hunger for sister paper, and in the brain filled with sister juice, thinking is a thing without depth.

I can't take it anymore??????

Shen Junliang's forehead was bruised, "?????? yes, I'm. The fingers of his hands clicked, and the person smiled weirdly, but the murderous aura in it was simply visible to the naked eye, and Tang Jiale felt a little bad in his heart??????

"Look, especially my fists want to eat meat and drink blood, and I'm so hungry and thirsty, so use your face to quench my thirst?????? I think you're just going to die! "Anyway, Junliang flying up is a punch!

"What for??? Oh, I'll go, I'm not allowed to slap my face! Tang Jiale sadly touched the red and swollen left side of his face, why does this seventeen or eighteen-year-old Nima still say that he will be beaten?! And??? I'm going to fight it, forget it, why do I have to fight?!

"Don't fight, don't fight, fight again! Fight your friends again??? Oops, at least don't slap your face,! I'm not playing with you anymore! So Tang Jiale turned over decisively and ran away, and the hero didn't eat the loss in front of him!

"Run?" Looking at Tang Jiale's back galloping away, Shen Junliang only made a playful smile. "Lao Tzu has endured your ** anger for so many years, and today I won't beat you to kneel down and sing conquest, I will write the word Shen upside down!" He stepped out with a single sword step, and the smile on his face was even more weird, and his determination to beat people to the end today was exposed.

In the dense flow of candidates, the two young men walked through as fast as drifters breaking the waves, only to see the people running in front of them with bruised left and right swollen faces, running with a crying face, looking full of joy. The people who followed closely behind were smiling with a sense of playfulness, but the evil fire in their eyes was absolutely visible to the naked eye. The two chased comically, and it seemed that the faint nervousness in their hearts after the college entrance examination also ran away.

Of course. In the eyes of some people, it has a different taste??????

Rotten Girl A: "Look, look! I didn't see those two boys, it's so exciting, look good oh hehehe??????" Then cover your face.

Rotten Girl B: "What's so good-looking??? Oh oh oh I saw it! It's wonderful, look good oh hehehe??????" Then cover your face.

Rotten Girl C: "What, I'll see??? Wow oh hehe! It's wonderful, look good oh hehehe??????" Then cover your face??????

No one noticed that on the roof of a building not far from the examination room, a high-resolution telescope was turning slightly, spying on everything in the examination room.

Cao Yuhong rubbed his brother on the lower half of his body with his left hand??? Through his pants, saliva ran down the corner of his mouth and left a small piece of stubble at the corner of his mouth, and a small piece of soaking the ground. His eyes were recklessly searching the bodies of young girls who came out of the examination room through the telescopic lens.

"Oh hehehe! This figure is really not bad??? Quack! The upper half of this one isn't your average temptation??? Oooh oh! How did this lower semicircle develop, I really want to use my hands to find out, hehehe???! ”

Of course, Cao Yuhong will not forget the business, but those two frizzy boys don't seem to have much trouble for a while and a half, and if it's really dangerous, they can jump twice first, which is not a thing, and it's rare to go back to his hometown Celestial Empire, don't look at how the local sister paper is worthy of herself?

What's more, today's women are too tasteful, decades ago, when they couldn't eat enough and couldn't dress warmly, they looked yellow and thin, their bodies were not ornamental, and they were bent on following the pace of the revolution, and there was no trace of style in the working women who were completely incomparable to now, although at that time people's hearts were still simple??????

Boom! Boom!

Like a mountain landslide mixed with a huge thunder explosion, the terrifying bell directly frightened Cao Yuhong, "Come again!" All the imagination was instantly blown to ashes by this strange sound. Reluctantly looked at the pronunciation source, it was the special communication sheet that Loriss had forced on his hand, and he couldn't take it off when he put it on, saying that it was to prevent him from messing things up and keeping in touch. Loris has been making open phone harassments.

Forget about harassment, he Cao Yuhong is also a handful of years old, and he can even tease the other party a little bit on the uncle's life or something, that's not a thing.

But this weird ringtone is unbearable! What kind of fuss is this terrifying and weird voice about, and does it have to scare people to death if it is turned up so loudly? It's been a long time since I've seen that woman's level of enjoyment evolve even more than before?????

To say how much trouble this ringtone has caused, Cao Yuhong is full of tears when he recalls.

Take yesterday when boarding the plane in the United States, when this thing went through the security check, it was so loud that the black security guard took out a pistol and pointed it at him, thinking that he was a terrorist with a bomb, and said that he would not let him get on the plane. The dignified Sword King struggled to explain this with his brain, but he was stunned that he didn't explain it clearly. In the end, in order to be able to board the plane, I still owe a few bird favors, and those few egg toys that he usually doesn't bird birds actually let him owe favors, which is really fucked up! Recalling the laughter of those birds who picked up a big bargain, Cao Yuhong had a feeling of tears.

Finally boarded the plane, this thing can't be turned off, as soon as the plane sounds, Cao Yuhong was instantly overwhelmed by the white eyes, and the young American woman sitting opposite him also said to the daughter in her arms with a wary face that she should be careful not to fall in love with this kind of strange uncle in the future??????

Nima, your daughter still has a pacifier in her mouth, is this how you educate your children?!

After a trip back to China, Cao Yuhong was so imposed by this thing that he really wanted to die???

Bored, he pressed the answer button on the watch

"The goal is good, if you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go!"

Soon those student girls are going to go back to their respective homes, and the opportunity is not to be missed, and the guy who disturbs the king's beauty is the most annoying!

Loris, who was on the other side, was silent for a moment, and then the words came with a hint of worry, "Be careful, other kings are also here, and there are quite a few." ”

After a sentence I hung up, because I didn't have to say anything at all.

Cao Yuhong frowned slightly, his right hand rested on the hilt of the sword at his waist, and the sword king was calculating the solutions to various problems in his contemplation, although he had expected this situation, but once it was involved, the matter would be even more troublesome??????