Chapter 20 Uncle Sheep
I know that 5 million people will go on TV, so why don't people who are only one step away from 5 million not go to TV!
Sister, do you say that such a tragic person is a joke on TV?
Yes, yes...... But I think I'm also very good, and the probability of all seven numbers being right is ...... Be......
One seventh of ten is one millionth.
Wow, that's the case, sister. Then I'm only one number short of winning, and then I have a 1 in 100,000 chance of winning! That's pretty impressive, too!
Hey, how do you do the math?
What is calculated, our thinking is the same, my sister knows so well about the consultant.
No...... This thinking of yours is so strange that one number is missing, and one is directly eliminated...... You have my memory and knowledge, but we have the same mind, why is this still the case?
I said that it's your sister who thinks strangely, why is it c(10,1)×0.1^6×0.9=9×10^-6? That's one in 900,000!
Isn't it good? This is nine times less than your 1 in 100,000 chance, so you're even more powerful.
That's right! Thank you, sister!
Hey, you little one.
Why, I'm just a few minutes younger than you.
Okay, I'm pretending to be the eldest sister, otherwise you won't be happy.
That's right!
Where are you going to hang out today, sister?
Go to the Hunters' Guild.
What are you doing there if you have nothing to do? Don't think that your own Lao Tzu is the president, so you will treat it as your own territory!
it! I'm just headstrong!
Forget it, I don't care about you, I'll just play computer games to pass the time, and you fall in love with wherever you go!
Actually, I didn't go to the association to hang out, I had a very clear purpose, that is, to meet Uncle Yang.
"Uncle Yang, I'm here again!"
"Oh, you're here." Uncle Yang put down his shiny scalpel and turned to "face" me.
"Uncle Sheep! Why am I wearing a gas mask, do I stink so much? ”
My sister used fake crying, and Uncle Yang's special defense dropped significantly.
"You little guy, what are you doing, I didn't wear a mask for you. What's more......" Uncle Yang smiled sinisterly, but for me, there was only a voice and no expression.
"I think the girl's body fragrance is the best smell!"
What an old gentleman! Isn't it, sister?
"Speaking of which, why did you come to visit me alone, an old man?"
I sold cuteness again, and said in a sassy voice: "What do you say~ Uncle Yang won't eat me again, why can't I come to see you?" You are alone in the study of superpowers and ghosts, and you are doing great things for humanity, and the loneliness and loneliness in them ......" I pretended to sob.
"What a person, I'm just the principal researcher, mine has a group of colleagues and assistants! But loneliness is a bit bit, no one can really live in the 'real world', and their own warm 'personal world' is too lonely, only oneself. ”
There are two people in my 'personal world'.
Uncle Yang suddenly entered the philosopher mode and began to say something difficult to understand.
"Little one, you know what? Why should I wear a gas mask......"
"I think it's for singing...... Kill Matt! Kill Matt! Wash scissors blow! Wash scissors blow! Blow! Blow! ”
"Hahaha, good singing! But I'm not the kind of young man who deliberately seeks differences, I'm here to resist the smell of corpses! This human society is built out of corpses, and people and ghosts, like ghosts, survive by 'eating people'! Little one, the happy life I am waiting for, let's just say, is standing on top of the bones! ”
Ay! The second stage of secondary school is in the late stage, this old man...... I said, sister, you're fine, it's better not to have anything to do with him.
I just want to know about our sisters, why are we like this? And what happened to the middle six years, and why did the two of them leave? Why are we together now?
"I'm sorry, you don't understand all that!"
"Indeed, I don't understand it at all!" I spread out my hands and maliciously sold cuteness.
"Uncle Yang, I'll just say it directly! I wonder what happened to me? ”
Uncle Yang touched his chin and said, "Indeed, you were not such an outgoing and clever child, but now your temperament has suddenly changed greatly, and the fluctuation of superpowers has become very strange, whether it is the instrument or the induction of the 'hunting dog', it has become very weak, and it is not possible to detect the fluctuation of ability at close range." ”
"Questions? My abilities have become normal! ”
"Speaking of which, what are your abilities, little one?"
Forehead...... How can I say this......
"This is my personal **, please don't ask, I have no reason to lie to you." I crossed my hands and turned into a pitiful look.
"Then I won't ask, but this phenomenon is that the fluctuations become weaker, not to mention whether it has anything to do with the great change in your temperament, first of all, it makes your original bad ability normal, that is, evolution. Is that right? ”
"Yes."
"I started researching superpowers when I was in college, but after joining the national research group, I changed my research direction and studied not only abilities, but with ghosts. We all know that ghosts with brain mutations will have superpowers, and objectively speaking, people's superpowers are incomplete, human beings do not have the ability to mentally interfere (illusion), and they do not have the ability to involve the essence of life, so they do not have the ability to transform and heal, but ghosts do. ”
"I......" Uncle Yang began to wipe his scalpel again, "I have dissected a large number of ghost corpses, including ghosts with brain mutations, and of course, the corpses of capable people. You know, according to the Mayans, the first era of human civilization was the superpower civilization, and according to the men at that time, they had a third eye, and it was by this that they activated their superpowers. Taoists also have a saying about the eye of heaven. The ability of the superpowered person comes from his third eye, the pineal gland, the pineal gland of the superpowered person is different from the average person, or it is mutated, I have compared the pineal gland of the ability and the brain mutant, the similarity is very high, but it is only the pineal gland. ”
"So what does that mean?"
"I ask, can the little guy's abilities surpass that of humans? Is it an illusion or a healing effect? ”
I thought about it for a moment, like Brother Hugh.
"I'm not sure."
"I came up with a hypothesis called the 'barbecue hypothesis.'"
I listened to smash it and smash it, and it seemed that I had already eaten something delicious.
"We compare having superpowers to 'eating a barbecue', and the most basic condition for eating barbecue is to have meat, and meat is the pineal gland that is different from ordinary people. If you don't add spices, you can eat barbecue if you eat it in plain flavor, but if you add spices, it will make it more delicious and achieve the purpose of 'eating a barbecue'. I think of the structural mutations in the brain other than the pineal gland as spices, and spices alone are not enough, but spices can make barbecue better. ”
"Wow! I shuddered when I heard it, this is to improve my superpowers and turn the capable into ghosts! ”
"That's impossible, I need to find a tipping point where I don't have to become something other than a human being, and I get stronger abilities. I think maybe you're what I want, little one! ”
“Σ(°△°|||) _, Uncle Yang, we don't make an appointment! ”
Uncle Yang was stunned.
"Sorry, but this is the interest of one of my friends, say emojis."
"Oooh...... Anyway, the old man, I don't really have sex with underage girls, I just like the young vitality and beauty of girls. ”
o(∩_∩)o~ Uncle Yang is still a good gentleman.
"Little guy, you said it, fluctuations become weaker but ability becomes stronger, the ability fluctuation is not a manifestation of the ability to be strong like in the novel, fluctuation is a waste of ability, just like the electric lamp used to shine has a large amount of energy that becomes unusable heat, and there is no fluctuation and will not be discovered by ghosts, the advantage is obvious."
I sighed and said, "╮(╯▽╰)╭, to put it bluntly, you want me to save the world, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, etc., I am not the hero of the novel, I just want my Prince Charming to come and pop with me quickly!" ”
Uncle Yang was not angry and looked at me very peacefully, although I couldn't see his face, but I knew that the face under the mask must be like this.
"Yes, fighting monsters is not your duty to fight monsters. It's very inconsistent with my status as a researcher and as a warrior fighting demons, but as a human being, I want to say it. Why did you die like this, so young and so beautiful? For the sake of people I don't know, people who don't have much to do with myself, so I was 'selfless'...... However, the reality is that you have to do your part no matter what, even if it is not your own. It's only two years, don't die! ”
I laughed.
"Where is there such a curse for death?"
I laughed.
"In case, little one, you really die......"
"I said ......"
"Can you give me a study of your corpse?"
What?
"I will study it very carefully, and after research, I will do a good job of embalming, so that your beauty will be frozen forever and become one of my important collections!"
I'll go! Uncle Yang is so perverted!
"One of them...... I said, Uncle Yang, do you have any other collections? ”
"yes!" The sheep happily introduced their collection to me, about their life experiences, and in the most flowery words they "slept" in a sealed cabin. It's really perverted, but Uncle Yang didn't harm them and make them die, they all agreed to become like this. But I replied yes......
"The first time I heard that I wanted to become Uncle Yang's collection, in fact, I was, I refused! And I'm still refusing! ”