My name is Huo Xie, a lovely sophomore in high school, and I have a dream to become a school grass! But this is not the ultimate dream, it is just a propaganda to avoid the attacks of the world, and becoming a school grass is only the first step, and my real dream is......

ihaveadreamthatistoletallthegirlsgethappinessthewaytorealizethisdreamistoletthemmarryme。 (Here pinch him a certain national comic.,I won't translate this English part.,The content is very shameful!) ）

I also have a hobby, that is, comics, and now I'm working as an assistant to a cartoonist, although I have a salary, but I'm willing to donate my own discipline for the two-dimensional construction of socialism in the Celestial Empire!

Speaking of which, Jia Bird, the cartoonist I talked about before, has returned gorgeously after dealing with the affairs of the family today!

"Hello!"

Wow, why is the air conditioner turned on so high, and it gets cold when you go in.

"Cool dog!"

Huo Xie was stunned, he thought to himself that "cool dog" was not the cry of a duck.

In short, the wild Reachable Duck has appeared, go for it, Swamp Leaping Fish!

The swamp leaping fish used to see through everything!

The duck turned out to be a beetle.

"I said, Bird Armor, what's the matter with your outfit?"

"Is it pretty?" Da Duck uses high-speed rotation, so Da Da Duck can't learn this trick!

The big clothes of the first bird are the puppet costumes of the ducks, and the whole face is exposed from the mouth, and the hands can be stretched out from the wings.

"I'll tell you, this is a gift from my sister, because my pen name is 'Wood Anti-Armor Bird', which means plate duck, so she gave me this battle robe!"

Hahahahaha......ha

"Hahahaha, I'm so happy, it's worthy of being a customized high-end product, it's so comfortable to pretend!"

No wonder to turn the air conditioner up so high, just for this dress, I said this expense, Cynthia must have roared. I involuntarily looked over to Cynthia, but I didn't see the expression I expected. Cynthia seemed to be very happy, watching the bird play with the treasure.

"Huo Xie." Cynthia called me, "Today I want to trouble you a little. ”

"What? As long as it's not too much. "Actually, even if it's too much, just let me "cute" it.

"Today's lunch is a little more hearty."

"I thought it was something, wrapped around me!"

An hour later......

"It's time to eat, it's time to eat!"

Da Duck used the applause, which is finally a skill that Da Da Duck can get.

In this world, there is a battle, in which all living beings in the world have participated, struggling, winning or losing......

Actually, it's just eating, look at the appearance of the beetle, has it just come out of the hungry hell?

"I said that the bird is big, are you okay to go home these days?"

"It's okay, although it's a little annoying, but there is also a gain, it is the robe given by my sister!"

"I said that your sister should be very supportive of your comic career when she gave you this, is it your parents who are against it?"

"How could I still have such a thing as parents."

Indeed, I think that the bird must have been born a ghost, in that case, the earliest parents were only sixteen or seventeen years old when they gave birth to him, and he is now in his twenties, and it is unlikely that his parents are still alive. My words, my mother is an acquired ghost, and my mother gave birth to me in the sixth month of becoming a ghost, in a sense, I have the capital to gnaw on a lifetime of old age, but my mother's hard bone is too difficult to bite.

Then I have two questions: who is against the bird; Although I don't know anything about this, I don't have heard of a ghost family with a big estate, and it seems that there is no family surnamed Chai.

"My family's property was originally laid by one person, and my father grabbed it by some means, and then ran it as a disguised person, and now it is also a small achievement, but it is not on the table. I am the designated heir on my father's suicide note, but I am not interested in this kind of thing, and all kinds of affairs are handed over to my sister to take care of, but some shareholders and employees are very dissatisfied with my performance in my business. In fact, my sister is very capable, why do you only look at me and don't believe in my sister's ability. ”

"So, by the way, what the hell is your family for?"

"Do you want a box of soap for all kinds of detergents?"

I hurriedly shook my hand, I didn't want to pick up soap!

"Hey, if only it were an entertainment company?"

"Why? Do you want to be a star? ”

Giggle! It was yesterday evening, and the location was still the same subway station.

"I mean, you're a gentleman too!"

"It may be a positive word in the station, but in reality it is a derogatory term."

"No matter, anyway, you don't have any friends who are entertained at home, you can recommend me!"

"You're daydreaming again, I admit that your singing voice is very good, at least I'm impressed, maybe you can become a second-tier star in terms of ability."

Girl: (¬_¬)

I:(⊙_⊙)

"What is the second line, Miss Ben is definitely a diva-level figure!"

"Nose! Nose! Miss Pinocchio! ”

Girl: Convex (艹菜艹)

"I said, being a singer is not a dream."

"What do you mean by that?"

"You may think that being a star is very glorious on the surface, but do you know what the unspoken rules of the industry are? The superficial worldly brilliance is at the expense of the actual worldly brilliance. ”

"Hmph, it's just something that sells to attract investors or something, I know this, I'm not a virgin anyway. As for the other unspoken rules and difficulties that I don't know yet, I'll talk about it then. ”

"Just be hard-mouthed now! You'll know when the time comes. ”

"I'm not kidding, I know I've had a with another man."

The jokes have long been overdone, such emphasis and admission, what is she thinking? It's something to show off, maybe, feel like you're rebellious and a**.

"I don't know if it's a joke, don't talk nonsense about this kind of girl, no one will want it."

"What? There will be someone who wants it, it is better to say whether there is a suitable man worthy of me, I am not the one who waits, in love! ”

"Push!"

"Push!"

"Push!"

"The one who takes the initiative, the first to strike, and the one who can best surpass all the same sex is the winner!"

Alas?

"A quote from one of my netizens!"

I see.

Giggle! Time comes back to the present.

Jia Niao touched his chin and said, "I see, the singing girl in the subway, Huo Xie, you are deeply in love with that girl!" ”

I don't argue.

"I said let's just add the role of a subway singing girl!"

"Hey, hey! You! Cynthia was angry, "plus the characters that are not in the plot outline, I must like the setting of the male protagonist again!" How many are these? ”

"The fourth, plus the official Sun Min, the protagonist has a total of five harems."

Hahaha, the harem is the only bad thing I think about "Night in the Demon Capital".

"I said don't come, wouldn't adding new characters increase the workload? Adding this kind of character that has nothing to do with the plot drive is just adding chaos to yourself. ”

"No problem, I'm never tired of drawing cute girls! And isn't there a ready-made model this time? Listening to Huo Xie's description, that girl seems to be very upright! ”

Cynthia used a sonic punch.

Duck Duck fell.

In order to thank me for making a good lunch, I have no assignment today, just watching TV, and there is a man named Zhang Cancan, who was born in Shaoyang City, Hunan Province, on the news on the list of rich writers.

When the time came, I went back, and the first class in the afternoon was a physical education class, after a day of intensive training with my sister and mother...... Of course, there is no use for eggs.

There was a chill in my back, a faint fluctuation that made me tremble.

"Yo! Huo Xie! ”

Zhou Xi......

"Why are you here?"

"I'm a student here."

"Wasn't he suspended?"

"My dad is much better than Li Gang**! I'm back next week, and today I'm just here to familiarize myself with the environment......"

Zhou Xi took a deep breath.

"Yes, it's still that good, full of youthful flavor, isn't it?"

I don't think I'm good at dealing with people like Zhou Xi.

"I'll go to the basketball court and wait for you first, little guy who just learned basketball! You also bought a high-end basketball to learn basketball. ”

"Hey, how do you know?"

"I'm the one who read the script, no, it's a prophet!"

Drama, script? My eyebrows fluttered rhythmically, and I moved and moved.

"I'm telling you, I'm your nemesis, the antagonist of this novel, your nemesis!"

My heart almost collapsed!

"Not good! I'm a girl.,In general novels.,If the protagonist's opponent is a woman, I'll definitely surrender to the male protagonist's beep - (silenced here)! ”

My teeth soundtrack "Click" to Eyebrow-kun.

Zhou Xi tossed the picture on the screen to check the information inside.

"Great, there is no plot like that in the script, and I also have a Prince Charming and I 'bang' in the final ending. But how can I not have a more detailed description of my one, how do I always feel a little unsure......"

My throat gives me the harmony of my teeth.

"Haha, it's really fun to tease you!"

My heart really broke down!

"I won't tease you, little brother. Shot by, basketball court. ”

That "basketball court" is really coquettish, so standard "foreign pronunciation", how many foreigners have to vomit blood to death...... I need to get to the playground and get in line, calm down.