Isn't that guy here today?

I looked around, but I didn't see the person I wanted to see.

Forget it, my mother also said that she wanted me to find some back, but she caused me to change the next trip yesterday, and I went back a little later.

Hehehe, my little darling, I don't have a penny left for you......

"Stop!"

"Stop!"

It seems that something is coming, that thing is extraordinary, originally the carriage was very crowded, but the people in the car were so frightened by that thing that they even stepped back, compressing the space again, creating a piece of land that seemed to be vacated specifically for her.

"Soar into the sky!"

She landed steadily, and there was an unbalanced vibration under her feet!

I didn't have time to look at the face that I wasn't very familiar with, so she turned to the door, and it was actually the two men outside the door who made a grimace, and I couldn't help but laugh at the exaggerated grimace reflected by the glass.

"Ale? Isn't that the little brother? Are you here to hear me sing? ”

Her name? I do not know.

"It's not...... "I might be lying......

It all started yesterday.

"Little brother, be kind...... "I ignored the old man and left directly."

I'm not kind, or it's useless to ghosts, I'm actually very tired of this kind of begging people, it's not that I don't have money, I just don't want to give it to you!

Oh! I'm so bad!

"I want to cherish your innocence, and I will be sad to see you wronged! wo…… I'm afraid I'll fall in love with you myself! ”

Someone is singing, singing the theme song of "Meteor Garden".

I don't know how many people still remember "Meteor Garden" and F4, the TV series and idols that were all the rage at the beginning of this century, when Min Min's sister was influenced by her mother and also liked "Meteor Garden", and often pulled me to watch it. She first sighed at the rented disc, then wiped it with a brush, put the disc into the VCD, and hugged me, who was only more than four years old, looking forward to the appearance of Hua Ze on the screen......

In fact, I don't have to be surprised, in addition to the simple "beggars" in the subway, there are also some "showmen", and they are slightly higher than the "beggars", at least they are still selling their labor instead of begging, but I don't know if they are intentional or unintentional, often others put money into their small bowls not because they sing well but because they are sympathetic, and it is not clear whether this is contrary to their original intention or in line with their original intentions.

Actually, I should go, but the subway will take some time anyway, so let's go and listen.

I regret it, I just heard her sing a few words and thought she was a good singer, but it turned out to be a beggar, look at her red paper on the ground, sprinkled with words, roughly meaning that I was born in a poor ravine, lost my mother at the age of one, lost my father at the age of three, and was deceived here from other places, how miserable I am, how miserable I am, how miserable am I...... Give some money, good people have good rewards, giving money is good people have good rewards, not giving money is bad people, watch it yourself!

It's boring, I don't blame you for lying to people, but you're not such a high-end thing, may I ask you that a girl in a poor ravine can wear short denim, and will have such a top with seven or eight rings, and can wear studs? This is simply an insult to my intelligence!

"Floating, floating...... Floating, floating...... Rootless weeds......" The girl lowered her eyes, as if trying to hide her tears.

"こんなこといいなできたらいいな (It's so good to be able to do it), あんなDream こんなDream いっぱいあるけど (I have a lot of dreams like that)!" The girl sang the theme song of the original Japanese version of "Doraemon" with her hands beating the beat, and her expression was flying, simple and lively.

The girl suddenly looked lonely, although she was still smiling, but how lonely that smile was.

“ifiwereaboyevenjustforaday.” The girl sang like this, calm and sad, and sang like this at the ** place, but raised the volume a little, just guessing that she was roaring her grief in a low voice.

I felt the need to give the female liar some money, and I gave her a twenty yuan brown haired grandfather, which also means that I only have that little money. The female liar saw that a fool like me had been fooled, and it was the prototype of Bi Lu, muttering that she had money to buy chocolate.

Forget it, I'll go take the subway first...... Iron...... I'll go, time has passed! It's all this female liar's fault, I have to wait for the next bus, if I go back late, I can imagine what a stinky face my mother is!

I stood on the platform and waited for the next train, and I could faintly hear the female crook singing, but I couldn't hear it because it was a little far away...... I can't miss it again this time, Huo Xie, the time has come to test your concentration, I can't bear it......

"How much money are you going to give me this time?" What a shameless female liar! In this case, I can only answer very simply: "I have no money!" ”

"Hey...... Why don't you have any money! ”

"I bought this."

"Basketball?"

"Yes."

The female liar is like this" (ˉ▽ ̄~) cut ~~" for a while, and said: "What's so good about basketball, it makes you sweat, it's better to calm down and listen to me sing." ”

I listened to her words, crossed my hands on my hips, blew my beard and glared: "You are a minor, what kind of style is it to sing in the subway like this!" The person chasing you just now is a person like the city management, is this going to stage a live-action version of 'Railway Cool Run'? Why are you so indisciplined! ”

The female liar didn't defend either, she just nodded while "mmmmmmmmmm......mmmm

"Ale? That's it......"

From then on, the girl's pure Shanghainese dialect and strong "power of ignorance" can confirm that what she wrote on the paper is fake.

"You...... It's all fake on paper, you ......."

Teenage Charge ......

The girl used (ノ≧?≦)ノ.

"Hahahaha, you actually believe it...... Hahaha, there are still such superb idiots in the world...... Hahahahaha......ha

"No, no, no! How can I ......"

"Quick, fast...... Hahahaha...... Go grab the Guinness Dumbest Award...... Haha...... Oops......"

I'm angry, really angry!

"I won't give you any money, I was going to give you a hundred yuan!"

Hum...... How, be annoyed, regret, and ...... Despair! Wha...... Ha ha...... Ha......

"Hey...... I was going to give you a hundred dollars! ”

"Yes."

"Not anymore."

"Yes."

"100 Dollars Yo ......"

"Yes."

"Please...... "I want to cry without tears," give me a little reaction...... Otherwise, how would I step down! ”

"No."

I want to die...... By the way, I'm already "dead".

"Little brat! This kind of trick hasn't been used since Miss Ben graduated from elementary school, how could I be tricked? ”

My heart...... He's dead......

"But......" the girl was a little embarrassed, "don't say so much, at least like last time, I really don't have money to buy chocolate!" ”

I sneered and said, "If you want to eat chocolate, you might as well go home and let Dad buy it for you!" ”

"Impossible! I can't stand that bald anymore, I have the ability to support myself, and I'm going to run away from home forever! ”

Sure enough, I guessed right.

"Go back!"

"No!"

"I know you must want to count what's wrong with your parents, and then add, 'What the worst parents in the world!' Isn't it? ”

The girl looked at me in amazement, almost trembling, and said, "You...... You are...... Superpowers, superpowers...... Can you read minds? ”

"You're wrong in every sense of the word, I just know that anyone who hasn't met my mom would say that."

I was surprised to see that the girl suddenly began to sob.

"How pitiful, there is only more miserable in this world, not the worst. Let's run away from home together! ”

"Don't!"

The girl used (⊙o⊙)...

"I want to say, I can even endure such a failed mother, so what parents in the world can't bear......"

The girl used the lower kick ......

Little effect......

"Ah, I'm at the station, let's go down together."

"How?"

"Come to my house......"

When the girl heard this, she hurriedly protected her well-developed breasts, and walked away with a wolf on her face.

"Although I have sold my soul and written lies on paper to make money, I have not yet degenerated to the point of selling my body!"

"Idiot, it's too simple for me to want a woman, and I'm not interested in a little doll that still smells of milk."

"What......"

"Didn't I say I'd give you a hundred dollars, I'm not a liar like you."

The girl's eyebrows fluttered and she followed.

"You're going to live here?"

"Yes."

"You're a student at Wende Noble School, look at your school uniform, you live here?"

"Yes, I obviously have a lot of money, but my mother always says that 'born in sorrow and died in peace', I, the nominal young master, live a rather poor life......"

"Well, I'll admit that your mom is even more excesses than my parents."

"You wait here for me, don't come up!"

The girl didn't think much about it and agreed directly.

I've already figured out what to do, and I'll say, "The school bully asks me for protection money, and gives me a hundred dollars." "Something. What if mom says, "You can't beat a human yet?" Even if you're a ghost, your strength is barely top-notch! I would reply, "In school, I would rather have no sense of existence than be the center of attention, I must keep a low profile and be careful to sail the ship of ten thousand years!" "I think my mother will agree to this, and even if she doesn't agree, I can see the trick until I complete my purpose.

Why don't you just tell your mom what happened? Idiot, if I really do......

"What? Girl? Beautiful? It just so happens that my son lacks a daughter-in-law, so I quickly arrested her, and if I don't want to, I'll eat her tonight! ”

I inserted the key into the lock hole, turned around and found that the reverse lock was hit, and it took a few more turns to open the door.

"Mom, I'm back!"

There was no response for a long time. At this time, I remembered that my mother said that she had an iPhone (kidney) transplant today, and she might not come back tonight, at this time I was relieved, if my mother was not at home, she would put a few hundred yuan on the computer desk as an emergency, and I would take it casually.

By the way, girls seem to like chocolate very much, and I have a box of chocolates at home. There will also be human guests in our house, some of whom know about our house, and some of whom don't, so they also need some decorations and snacks for entertaining guests.

I went downstairs to get the chocolates and money to the girl, and when she saw a box full of chocolate chips, she forgot about the cute red hairy grandfathers next to her, and only took the chocolates and danced there.

When the chocolate arrived, she quickly tasted a piece of it, and the intoxicated expression ...... Are you sure you're not advertising chocolate? Does anyone eat chocolate and eat it so intoxicating?

"I said, don't you want the money?"

"Yes! Four hundred, now I can finally find a hotel to take a shower......"

I sneered, "You really don't have the consciousness to run away from home......"

"What?"

"Hurry up and go home!"

"No return!"

"Hey...... Is it possible that the hotel will be registered so that it will not be discovered? ”

The girl suddenly realized.

"And it's okay to squander the hard-won 'runaway funds' like this?"

The girl Daigo is empowered.

"The military advisor is reasonable......

"Thank you, Lord ......"

"But the military advisor, it's hot and dry, the widow is sweating, and his body smells, what can he do about it?"

She also played, but I wasn't interested in playing anymore, so I said, "I don't have anyone at home, you can go to my house and take a shower." ”

Forehead...... It's this kind of action and expression again.,It makes me seem like a pervert.,Actually, I really want a woman to satisfy my **, I would have done it a long time ago.,With my identity and ability as a ghost.,Otherwise, how can I still be a virgin now.。

"I'm not going to peek, shut me out, you lock it more, I'll give you the key, so it's done!"

The girl thought for a moment, took my key, and said yes.

I sat at the door of my house, and for some reason I was imagining the scene of the girl taking a bath, intentionally or unintentionally...... I'll go, how can I be so lewd, say good and not estrus, say good love, say good chastity?

"What are you struggling with?"

"Washed?"

"yes, but I definitely won't come next time, there is such a pervert fantasy voyeur!"

Oops, I was seen through at a glance!

"Give you back the key, I'm leaving."

"Okay, let's go."

The girl walked a few steps, then turned back to me and said, "You've shown enough loyalty, I'll list you as the number one fan, and when I become famous, I'll leave you an autographed album." ”

"Hahaha, hurry up and go home, little sister, and fantasize about being famous!"

"What!" The girl's little face turned red with anger.

"But thank you...... Leave me an autographed album or something, and you can make a lot of money by reselling it! ”

The girl smiled and left.