"Good son! Mom, I'm back! "It's Mom's voice.

"Open the door for me, I don't have the key."

I'd love to open the door to her, but I'm busy with the game, and I'm about to hit the boss, and victory is in sight!

"Open the door! Feed! The mother's voice became more and more impatient, "What is the little rabbit doing?" Open the door! ”

Final Blow! Great, the boss was knocked down, but what we wanted didn't come out.

"Are you forcing me to cut the door open? ......"I opened the door and saw a grumpy mother, her weapon, her tail, was exposed, and if I took a step slower, maybe we would have to get a new security door. I don't say that she exposed herself so easily, this building, this area is full of ghosts, no "person" will report her, and it is not easy to put the bloodthirsty blade back into the sheath of such excitement.

"What are you doing, only opening the door now?" She came swearing.

"Mom, you smell so much blood."

Mom sniffed herself and muttered, "It's all washed like that, and it's all perfume." Suddenly, he smiled at me again, and said with a little flirtatiousness, "Does it smell good?" ”

I took a deep breath and said, "Of course! ”

"It's a pity I didn't bring anything to eat." Mom stretched as she spoke, her crimson tail slowly retracting.

"I've watched the news, everything is so fast in the information age now, although the news says that the ghost has been caught, but this is obviously a lie, because they don't even dare to say the name, just say the wandering ghost......"

One thing I know.

"Which ignorant person caused us to wipe his ass?"

I know that my mother will never take the initiative to cause trouble, and the only reason that can convince my mother herself is for the sake of other ghosts.

That's right, it's not that she wants to kill herself, it's just that she can't save her companions when she dies. You people who hurt my kind, I'm going to kill you for my kind!" No, it's too easy to kill, and finally there's a reason to fight with you hunters, it's too boring to kill like this, you must ...... Have fun

Hey? Mom stared at her, as if she was absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon.

"There's a woman's scent!"

Mamamon:

Ultimate.

A very infatuated × baby, although it is a female, she has a special sexual ♀ interest in the same sex, so she calls the woman's body odor "fragrance".

Special move: Smell the fragrance and know the (female) person.

"My son is finally an adult, and I am so happy to be a mother! Could it be that you are doing business when you don't open the door for a long time? Let me see my future daughter-in-law! She just talked to herself, and I was as calm as water.

"What, the reaction was too cold...... It's so boring~~~ "Although my mother still looks like she is in her early twenties, she is a ghost in her thirties, and such an old woman is coquettish to you...... All I can say is: ( ̄┰ ̄*).

Seeing my increasingly cold reaction, my mother was completely deflated, pouting and muttering, "What's wrong with this kid today, so cold." ”

After a short period of anxiety, the mother said helplessly: "Okay, I won't tease you, my son I don't know yet, maybe you have the audacity to take the girl to the house for a while, but you don't have the courage to take that step." You must have been masturbating in the room just now! Look at your little blush! With that, he poked me in the face.

"Ahh I said you're still addicted! "Who are you like so cute? Of course it's me, but I've passed on all my beautiful genes to you! ”

"Mom, you're so narcissistic!"

My mother was so "praised" by me, it was an eyebrow dance, and she hugged me with one step of attention, rubbing and rubbing on my face, and the pungent perfume used to cover up the smell of blood drilled straight into my nostrils.

"Mom...... Wait a minute! "I broke free of my mother's bear hug." Mom, have you eaten it? Why don't I make you something to eat? ”

"No, how can I not eat when I'm fighting? I've always told you that raw liver is delicious, especially when it has just been taken out of a living person......" Mom made a gesture, "it's the most delicious!" ”

"I don't feel good about eating raw, the only thing I think is delicious raw is blood, it's best to suck it directly from the wound of a living person!"

"Haha, your interests are exactly the same as Zhou Xi! Speaking of which...... Why did you suddenly talk about food, it turned out that you weren't talking about your girlfriend, were you? ”

Girlfriend...... If only she could really be my girlfriend...... No, no, what should I do with Xiaoyu, but we are not sure about the relationship, it makes me feel like I have cheated...... If it's really Xiaoyu, it doesn't matter if I'm cheating......

"Oh yes, it looks like you're really interested in that girl who came to our house!" Mom somehow got back to it. "Mom, I support you, don't be cowardly, go and do it!"

"Mom! I'm not such a bad man! The love I want! ”

"Men?"

"Love?"

Why would I believe those things?

The sound of "knock knock" is so annoying......

After being annoyed, I felt a lot of pain, which was really terrible......

"Mmmmmmmmmm......mm

……

"Ahem, ahem, ahem!"

……

"Ah~~Ahhh Yes! Ahhhh......h

……

"You give the old lady and I'll come here!"

"You...... "That woman, no, it's a female ghost who finally noticed me, but maybe she just deliberately ignored it."

"Don't even forget to add a 'na' when you're angry, it's so funny......" The guy nodded and said, "See, sister, she's really interesting!" ”

"Seen her? ...... in the hospital"

"Hahaha, don't bother me, I already knew it was here, but it doesn't matter if you ask more!"

That's what she's like again...... Could it be that the so-called "nightmares" are all insane guys? It's obvious that she's the only one, but it seems that she really has a "sister" by her side.

"By the way, what are you called there, don't get in the way of me playing the game."

"Why are you here?"

"Your 'prince' dragged me to protect you, but you are now wanted, although it is not an explicit text, because the news of your arrest has been released, otherwise it will be contradictory."

"Prince"...... The dean is so handsome, I didn't expect her to take such a big risk to save me, her arms are too warm, why is 'she' not 'him'! No, no, it's 'her'!

"Hey, hey!" Zhou Xi pulled me back from the delusion of nymphomaniac, "Don't really change your sexual orientation!" Miss Huo is a woman with children! ”

"What's the matter...... I put my cheeks together with one hand, deep in pink, "Originally, the dean wouldn't take care of children, I didn't take care of Huo Xie when he was a child, and I taught him all his life skills, and I am also half of Huo Xie's mother......"

"So you've given up on men altogether? Think about it carefully, you go to that kind of flower street and willow alley to, recklessly...... Maybe the bigger the consequences, the more you want it, it's just revenge. Zhou Xi put his hands on the back of his head and teased me: "Although we don't get along very much, Miss Huo doesn't mention you to me a lot, just according to her description, you are an idiot who is happy, I didn't expect to be a ghost who has been hurt by love!" ”

"It's funny to say, it was my own choice to commit suicide, but I resisted so much in 'death', and finally came back to life as a ghost!" I paused, and then said: "It turned out that it was said on TV that after becoming a ghost, his temperament would change drastically, he would be extremely vicious, and his six relatives would not recognize him. But it's different from what I did on TV, I didn't become more of a tragic character, I was a comedic character, you said that at the beginning. ”

"So why did you do that? That doesn't do any good, that man won't persecute you anymore, and the memory of his life is blurred, even if it's revenge, you've already cut him into eight pieces: a stew, a braised one, a green onion fried, a roasted, a steamed, a stuffy, a saema, a stir-fried...... Aren't you angry like this? ”

"......I won't vent my anger," I said lightly, "I didn't have anger at first, I just found my 'reason to die'." You were killed, maybe unlike me, I asked the dean, she was self-killed like me, fortunately she lives alone, and if you die, you won't find it immediately before you have time to resurrect, otherwise there will be nothing left of the fire. ”

"Dean, like me, she seems to have forgotten her 'reason for death'...... Do you know? Death requires a reason, and you can't die without a reason. I was resurrected at the age of twenty-six, and I am fifty-one this year, and I am almost alive, and I need a reason to die, and when I see him again in such a filthy place, I finally remember the reason for my death......"

"No, ......" Zhou Xi lit a cigarette and took a puff with a deep expression, "You don't need a reason to die, death is irresistible." We just gave a suspended sentence, and what you need is not a 'reason to die' but a 'reason to live'. Do you still want to die now? ”

"Nope."