Chapter 2 This toilet has a murderous aura

The surrounding classmates all looked at Li Yan with shocked expressions.

The eyes of the school flower Chen Moumou became angry, and he casually copied a textbook and fought with Li Yu.

"Cut! How could a woman beat me? Li Yu thought so in his heart.

Then he was kicked to the ground by Chen, and this is not over, the girl's anger is endless.

Chen Moumou sat on his forehead anyway, and slapped Li Xian's face violently, opening the bow left and right, that scene was so bloody that adults had to accompany him to watch.

Li Yu lay half-dead on the ground, but he didn't die, probably because this body was slightly better than his original one.

What happened after that Li was also a hen, but when he woke up, he found that he was no longer at school.

It looked like it was at home, but the lights in the living room outside the room were still on, and there was the sound of footsteps.

Li Shen found that he had a bandage on his face, and when he touched it subconsciously, he "hissed", and the people outside the door seemed to find that Li Shen had woken up and walked in.

"Xiaohai, are you awake?" Li Yan looked up and found that it was an aunt in her forties and fifties, and the aunt looked at him with a kind face.

"Who are you?" Li Yan asked subconsciously.

"I'm your mother!" Auntie said unsurprised.

"It's a ghost! mynameis Li harm, not Xiaohai! Understand? Li Shen emphasized.

"I understand, I understand, by the way, Xiaohai, are you hungry, Mom will cook something for you to eat now." The aunt still said to Li Yu kindly.

"They all say I'm not Xiaohai!" Li Xiao sat up from the bed abruptly, and seemed to be very concerned about the salutation.

The aunt smiled and didn't say anything more, and then walked out of the room, and the sound of cooking came from the kitchen.

The system in the brain didn't seem to be able to stand it anymore, so he passed on the memory of the original owner of the body to Li Xian.

Only then did Li Yu know that it seemed that the original owner of this body fell his head when he was four years old, and then made all kinds of strange actions, but his intelligence was very amazing, and he had not been placed in the top ten since he was in high school, and he was not stuffed into a mental hospital.

This is a bit similar to Li Shen, Li Shen's own academic performance is also incredible, obviously a hardcore neurotic dead house, but he has such a high learning talent, in Li Yan's own words, "grades are just a tool for me to ask my parents for money."

The original owner's name was originally called Li Hai, but after falling down, he didn't know why he insisted on changing his name to Li Zhen, and his father was also a comic, and he felt that the name Li Zheng was more domineering, so he agreed. But the mother, as a slightly normal person, felt that the word "harm" was unlucky, and she insisted on not changing it, and the two sides could not argue, so they reached an agreement:

The father called his son Li Zheng, and the mother called his son Li Hai, and the son called himself Li Zheng when he was away.

There was no war, no divorce was able to solve such a big contradiction, which is gratifying and gratifying.

Only then did Li Yan understand why the aunt insisted on calling herself "Xiaohai", but as a very persistent (stubborn) person, how could she have two names!

"This is an insult to my person! If I don't change my name, I don't change my surname, how can I have such a naïve milk name! Li Yan thought angrily in his heart.

I don't know if it was following Li Yan's wish or what, the system assigned another task:

"Mission: Let Wang Han (the mother of the original owner Li Hai) call you Li Yan

Bonus: School uniform for a fragrant high school girl (PS: no underwear) (PPS: Do you still want underwear?) Dead perverted! )

Punishment: I won't punish this time, but as a dead house, I have such a naïve milk name, how can I bear it? Also, you will give up such a generous reward? ”

So Li Yan got up from the bed, crawled to the living room, crawled to the kitchen, and looked up at the cooking aunt, with a momentum that would not stop until the goal was reached

A fresh breeze blew, the man and the aunt confronted each other, the air between the two seemed to be stagnant, and the man's hair was gently blown by the wind.

Auntie didn't move, but she didn't have the slightest reaction, "Hmph! What a strong concentration! Li thought to himself.

At this time, it is necessary to have a literary style, well! For literary and artistic style, but how can there be literary and artistic style? It's very simple, pretend to be b and say ancient texts! As a high-IQ dead house ancient text, it's not too simple.

Li Shen shouted, "Mother! My name is Li Zhen, not Li Hai! ”

As he spoke, Li Yan showed a determined look in his eyes, but there was nothing. Ovum. use

"Yo, do you still use ancient Chinese? Well, yes, yes, it's crepe. "Auntie's work has not stopped at all.

"Damn! Obasan! I told you that Lao Tzu's name is Li Yan! Don't call Lehi" When Li Zhen was about to say something, he suddenly felt a murderous aura, and immediately shut up.

So Li Yan rolled to the toilet alone and quietly asked the system: "Eh, the system, how many tasks can be taken at the same time?" ”

The system replied: "13"

"Rub! This number is unlucky, right? Why don't you change it, 15 of them? Li Yan said.

"You can reserve your opinion or raise it with the Lord God, if you can contact the Lord God." The system still said in the voice of the previous male and female voice, but there seemed to be a feeling of sneering and mocking?

Li Yu was reluctant to give up the task for the sake of the fragrant female high school uniform, so he kept the task.

Speaking of tasks, Li Yu suddenly remembered that the previous task should have been completed, what is the reward?

Li asked the system, and the system clearly told him that he had the skill to recognize someone just by looking at his lower body, but he hadn't discovered it yet.

Hearing what the system said, Li Yan touched his face embarrassedly and said, "It's not as powerful as you say!" (Rub, so disgusting)

Li Yan thought about it carefully, "Huh? Right? So what's the point of me doing this task? Didn't you get beaten for nothing? ”

The system does not speak

"The system, you should say! What is the significance of my mission doing this? Li Yu shouted into the toilet.

The system was silent for a while, and then said, "Ahem, everything has its own providence, and you will understand later." ”

Li Sheng nodded in agreement: "I understand a ghost!" You're just trying to tease me, aren't you? I tell you, you can scold me, but you can't insult my intelligence! %*%......*%......" Li Yan said louder and louder, and the aunt also came over.

"Xiaohai, how can this toilet insult your IQ? Isn't it uncomfortable to sit on your buttocks? It's okay, we'll change it tomorrow! Aunt said.

Li Yan is so witty, he naturally has a way to deal with it: "Mom! I'll tell you! This toilet is murderous! Sit down and have a cold ass! After I pinched my fingers, after consuming ten years of life, I found that there was a female ghost attached to this toilet, and every time it was big, the female ghost would take away the web. Yes! What a terrible female ghost! Li said solemnly.

The aunt just smiled and said, "Okay, I'll change it tomorrow, I'll change it tomorrow", oh, by the way, Lehi's family is quite rich.