Finally explained the toilet thing, huh, the toilet thing? Forget it, the toilet is the toilet.

After explaining the matter of the toilet clearly, Li Yu happily turned on the computer and looked at various anime and novels in this world, huh? You said that the people who crossed over generally didn't do this first? Are you kidding? As a 7-year-old NB dead house, Li Yu won't care about those things!

If it weren't for the fact that this dead house squatted at home all day and was too weak to talk about it, he wouldn't have been hit by a bicycle (yes, a bicycle, I forgot to mention it above).

Suddenly remembering that the main god asked him to novelize this world, Li Shen rummaged through various time-traveling texts on the Internet to see the routines.

Li Yan read the novel with relish, and suddenly fell into deep thought again.

"I see!" Li Yan stood up from the stool and then called the system.

System: "What's wrong with this time?" "This time it's a female voice

"Didn't the Lord God ask me to fictionalize this world? So I came up with a brilliant idea! Li said proudly.

"Oh? Tell me about it? "The system voice is male again.

"How can a novel be without a villain? I've got to find a villain! Li Yan said

"You're quite open-minded, so where are you going to find the villain, if the villain is too powerful, what should I do if I abuse you?" The system suddenly became an electronic synthesized sound, and it was impossible to distinguish between male and female.

Li Shen ignored the sense of disobedience of the deformation of the system, and continued: "This is the best to find, aren't I still in school?" I can go to school and find it! ”

So, by the morning of the next day, Li Yan woke up and found that it was half past nine.

"Mom! Why don't you wake me up! I still have to go to school! Li Shen complained.

"You're not well, what kind of school do you go to?" The aunt replied.

"Mom! I want to go to school! I want to fight for the rise of the Chinese nation! I want to let Chinese private capital stand at the top of the world's nations! Li Shen said impassionedly, with an expression that if you don't let me go to school, I will die immediately.

The aunt had no choice but to let Li Yu go to school.

So Li Xian happily carried the small schoolbag and happily embarked on a road of no return, while jumping and singing: "The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, the little bird said early, why are you carrying the explosives bag?" ”

didn't care about the eyes of the people around him, Li Yu happily jumped to the school gate and found that the door was actually closed, so he went to knock on the door of the security room.

"Lao Bao! Lao Bao! Hurry up and open the door, I'm going to read for the rise of the Chinese nation! Li Shen shouted loudly.

I don't know if Li Zhen heard it wrong, but he seemed to hear the word "neurosis" in his ears.

"Lao Bao! Lao Bao! Do you want to open it or not! Reply! Li Yu continued to shout.

There was still no sound inside, so Li Yu had to continue shouting: "Lao Bao! Lao Bao! If you don't reply, I'll use that trick! ”

There was still no sound inside, Li was furious, and took out a megaphone from his small schoolbag. Why are there megaphones? Do I need a megaphone to go to school?

Li Yan cleared his throat, took a horse step, well, he got up after two seconds, the luck dantian, the wind and clouds were surging, and the sky seemed to be dark.

The cold air is blowing around, and the wind makes people's cheeks hurt (a few hundred words of scene description omitted below)

I only heard Li Yan yelling: "You can listen to the old man who watches pornographic films inside!" You've been surrounded by our chengguan brigade! Quickly disarm and surrender, and the country will consider commuting your sentence if you surrender voluntarily! I repeat again! Listen to the old man who watches pornography in it! You've been surrounded by our chengguan brigade! Open the school gates quickly! Disarm and surrender! Take the initiative to surrender to the national council" Before Li Xian finished speaking, a big-bellied boss with a baton and a security guard walked out.

Nima! It looks so fierce! Death, death! But who is Li Yan? The standard rich second generation!

I saw Li Shen skillfully take out a few dollars from his pocket, "Huh? Isn't that the script? Aren't I a rich second generation? It's not like you should have a black and gold card in your pocket. Titanium card? I remember bringing a few hundred dollars with me when I went out? Li thought to himself.

"Big brother! I'm joking, you know I'm not very good at talking, if there's anything offended" Before Li Yu could finish speaking, Lao Bao rushed up with a baton.

Li Xian didn't think much about it, and immediately ran away, and Lao Bao also chased after him.

But he didn't run far before Li Yu stopped, not because he was physically exhausted, but because he suddenly thought of something.

Seeing that Li Yu stopped, Lao Bao also stopped a little puzzled. (It's so cooperative!) This old man must be the king of assists! ）

Li Yan's expression became serious, and he solemnly said to Lao Bao: "Lao Bao! Do you want to be a villain? ”

"I'm a villain, you're a ghost!" Saying that, Lao Bao slapped him, saying that there is a baton for hair and wants to use a slap? Or is it more refreshing to slap your face?

"What are you doing!" Suddenly, someone roared when he saw the injustice, but it didn't seem to make a move, and Li Shen was still thrown out (I feel that Li Shen exists to slap his face!). How many times has this been)

"Cut!" Seeing someone, the old guard was stunned and walked away.

Li Yan opened his eyes in a daze, and mentally muttered: "It must be a beauty!" It has to be a beauty! ”

After the eyes are clear, a characteristic fat pig face, well, fat pig face, and TM is a man!

Li was so angry that he jumped up and shouted: "What a demon! How dare you do evil here! If it weren't for the failure of the old man's catastrophe! How can Rong Er and others be so rampant! When the old man cultivates into a baby, he will be destroyed! ”

"Yo? Reading novels? How many years have you been watching? I just read it recently, and I found that the web novel is very good! Fat Pig said with a smile.

"Cut! Recent? The old man has been practicing for seven years, and you are also worthy of asking? Li said arrogantly.

"Oh! I've been watching it for seven years! Then I have to call you big brother or senior? The fat pig still smiled.

"Hmmm! Call Big Brother! Seniors are not used to this kind of thing! Seniors, only those juniors can call me that! Li Yan was still arrogant, but with the slap marks on his face, he was a little happy.

"Haha! Eldest brother! My name is Takayama! What do you call it? "The fat pig reported his name.

"High school junior? Such a bombing name, well! I can't afford to be left behind! Li Xian thought.

"I don't change my name, I don't change my surname! The surname is Bo, the name is born, the word starts! Li Yan came up with a lofty name for himself, and was very happy.

"Ph.D. student? Bo up? "The fat pig was a little puzzled, it turned out that someone's name was more hanging than himself.

Li Yu didn't want to say anything more, so he left his phone and left.

Well, I left the phone, it seems that it was really left, but this is really a phone!

Gao Shan was holding the expensive Samsung Apple Nokia brand mobile phone, and he stood alone in the wind. (Why is it expensive?) Big, long and hard! This is not expensive, what is called precious! Great value for money! ）