Morning Talk......

I opened the curtains, and the sun shone on my mother's sleeping face, and she frowned and screamed, and turned away.

"Mom, it's morning!"

"Sleep a little longer~ Annoying!" Mom thumped at the sheets and let out a feeble resistance.

Huo Xie used the hand to turn over the river and overturn the sea, and was knocked down by the nest beast. Congratulations on getting a sleepy-eyed mom......

Mom wore her hair loose and yawned at a bowl full of roasted meat.

"Mom, cheer up, I'm going to work soon!"

"Oooooooooo......oo What are you talking about......"

My shoulders hung down weakly, really, who is the guardian and the ward!

There was a red van parked downstairs.

"Good morning, Dean!

"Good morning!"

This woman's name is Gong Na, and everyone who knows her calls her Na so-and-so, so I will call her Sister Na, and the nurse sisters call Na Chang said. Why is it called so-and-so?

"Huo Xie, good morning!"

"Sister Na, too, is getting more and more ......"

Sister Na patted me, blushed and said, "The little guy's mouth is so sweet!" ”

Actually, I mean to say that she is fat again...... Eat less middle-aged meat, those men who use public funds to go to the restaurant all day long are full of belly fat, and they will gain fat if they eat too much......

Middle-aged people have always been our main source of oil, refining first-class oil, but the relative meat quality is too poor, and the smell of tobacco and alcohol is ......

"Na, sister, I'm really getting plump!" I deliberately catered to her.

"It's hard to say plump now," said my mother sneeringly, "but the flesh doesn't always grow where it should be, and sooner or later the body will be out of shape!" ”

"The dean is so hateful! How can you say that! By the way, this is jealousy! Jealousy! ”

"I won't give out bonuses if it's over!"

Sister Na obediently shut up and cried without words or tears......

In the morning I took a ride to school.

When I arrived at the classroom, it was still early and there weren't too many people, but Sister Min Min was reading the comic book in her style.

"Sister Minmin, good morning!"

Sister Min Min put down the comics and said hello to me as well.

"Done with homework?"

"I wrote last night with a liver burst."

"Copy it for me!"

"Sister! How did you...... Depraved? I said bitterly.

"This ......" Sister Minmin's eyes wandered around, "I have done such an excessive thing to you, is it not good to ask you what to do again......"

It's poisonous enough, threaten my innocence! My sister, you've become like this, my goddess of sunshine has fallen!

"Here you go, but don't let me be innocent!"

"Thank you!" My sister took the homework with a smile, "But, when did I ruin your innocence?" ”

"Didn't you say, 'I've done so much to you'? This is misleading. ”

"No, no, no! That's not what it means! Sister Min Min hurriedly shook her hand, "It's not what you think......"

"Then what are you sorry for me?"

"Haha...... You should have misheard. ”

I was stupid and didn't think much of it.

I suddenly looked up at the class schedule, and I had saved 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Chinese classes are sent three times in a row! Anyway, there was no Chinese class yesterday, there were two self-study classes, I think maybe the teacher asked for leave, changed today's self-study class to yesterday, and caught up with today's Chinese class There are two classes, and finally caused the tragedy of three consecutive Chinese classes! Teacher, please cherish your body more!

There was a loud sound of blowing my nose, and I looked back and saw a woman just over thirty.

"Damn cold, it's all about that damn ghost who wants to turn on the air conditioner when it's so hot, and turn it on very low, killing people!" The woman muttered to herself, her red nose conspicuous.

"Ding Dong Ding Dong ~ Dong Dong ~ Dong Dong ~ Dong Dong ......"

"Up~cough cough ......"

"Hello teacher!"

"Hello students!"

Everyone sat down.

"Digression: Now that the weather is starting to heat up, don't turn on the air conditioner too early, especially don't turn it on too low, so that it will become a blue road!" The teacher pointed to his red nose and shouted, "Blue Blue Road!" ”

My old blood, this time it is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

"Bishop! Please save your body, what will we do if you die! Lin Dan shouted loudly.

Let me be quiet......

The teacher picked up a chalk head, clicked a few dots on the blackboard, and said in a hoarse voice, "Everyone is quiet, ready for class." Talking about homework today, have the cubs done their homework in the past few days when I have a break? I didn't write it and stand in the back! ”

"Teacher!" Lin Dan raised his hand in a loud shout, "I've written it!" ”

"Okay, okay, I got it...... You're a good boy, okay! "The teacher spreads his hands and looks like this (╯_╰).

"Nobody's standing behind, forget it. Open page 62......"

Lin Dan is big with him, judging from my observation yesterday, he is basically sleeping in class, and it doesn't matter if he sleeps, at least it doesn't affect others to desert, but he seems to be very excited in this class, pulling the same table and chirping crookedly.

As the teacher spoke, his eyes suddenly showed a fierce light, and he threw a chalk head at Lin Danda, who was destroying discipline. However, Lin Danda had already seen through everything, and his little finger and ring finger closed together - catching the chalk head!

"Lin! Egg! Big! Where am I talking? ”

"Page 63, Question 2, this question chooses A, the supreme glorious 'shang' is the 'up' of 'up and down', not the 'Shang' of 'advocating'." Lin Danda said and threw the chalk head back.

"Let's guess right...... the teacher took the chalk head that Lin Danda threw over, "Don't disturb Xie Tao's class." ”

"Yes, yes, yes." Lin Dan nodded and sat down.

I'm going, you're listening to a class? This magic horse skill, dual-purpose? However, Lin Danda's tablemate, Xie Tao, was busy hiding his baby in the deepest part of the seat......

Anyway, Lin Danda feels a little weird about the teacher, a little too active, although I only got along with him for one day, but I always feel that he is too abnormal to the Chinese teacher. By the way, what's the teacher's last name?

"Sister Minmin, what's the teacher's last name?"

Sister Min Min held her chin with one hand, and her resentful eyes slowly turned to me......

It's a little chilly in the back......

"The teacher's surname is Long ......" Sister Min Min still looked lifeless, "The big name is Long Wu." ”

I didn't dare to ask anymore, I originally wanted to ask what the relationship between Mr. Xialong and Lin Danda was, but I still want to live a few more years......

After class, Lin Danda went straight to Teacher Long. It's not eavesdropping, it's public, and what they say isn't private, I just "just happen" to hear it because I'm closer.

"Bishop, is the cold getting better?"

"It's all time in class, the fever has subsided, but it's still a little runny......" said and took out a tissue to blow his nose.

"Bishop, what do you think of April's new ban?" Lin Dan asked.

"It's good overall, "Blood × Front" is very good!"

"Obviously, the official translation name is "Blood × Team", but how is it "Phantom × Front", illiterate?" Lin Dan said indignantly.

"Harmonious society, harmonious society!" Mr. Long is the perfect spreader again.

This teacher ...... It's so good! A teacher who loves two-dimensional? Lin Dan called her Bishop because she believed in the Blue Road God Cult? I've got to get up there and talk!

"Excuse me, Mr. Long, do you like the second dimension?"

I stared at the teacher with wide, watery eyes, expecting her affirmative answer.

"Of course I do!" The teacher smiled, and the standard eight teeth smiled, "I like the second yuan the most, I am the owner of station B (a certain barrage network) (the person who uploaded the video), specializing in promoting the teachings of the Blue Road Sect!" ”

"No wonder Lin Dan screamed at you, Bishop! Dare to ask your ID! ”

The teacher made a "shhhhh......h

"Huhu, Blue Road Sect, I feel that my 'Soaring Heaven Sect' is more powerful!" I say.

"You Ma (the protagonist of the fourth part of the Yu-Gi-Oh series of anime) is just a lock of blood, and the 'Lion Wizard' is called a hanging!" Lin Danda retorted.

I was immediately upset and said, "Aren't you a believer in the 'Blue Road Sect', how can you increase the prestige of other sects?" ”

"I didn't say that the 'Blue Blue Road Sect' is lower than the 'Lion Wizard Cult', it's just that the 'Lion Wizard' is slightly better among those sects that are not in the stream!"

"I'm furious! Duel! ”

"Come on!"

"Hungry Burgers Attack CNO.39 Hope King Hopley V!"

My Hope was lifted into the sky and swallowed by that fangy burger!

"My Hope!"

"Blue Blue Road!" Lin Dan shouted.

"Alright, it's class, go back to your seat." Teacher Long said.

Damn, it seems that the deck needs to be strengthened, and it was actually defeated by that kind of deck, and the highest hit point is that burger, and the others are clowns, mortal bones, how can I beat my Hope without ritual weapons......

"Sister?"

Sister Min Min deliberately twisted her head to the side and didn't look at me......

"Sister......" I tugged at her sleeve, and my sister broke free in disgust......

"What's wrong, sister? Am I doing something wrong? ”

Sister Min Min didn't respond......

Why? Don't......

"It's class, this class is in a hurry, open the textbook......"

Teacher? Is it because I have a crush on Mr. Long, eh...... A friend of an enemy is an enemy?

Hahaha......

My sister ignored me, and after class, I went to Lin Dan to discuss the Yu-Gi-Oh, and it was just right for friends with common hobbies.

"Hey!" Qin Xin suddenly appeared.

"What's the matter, classmate Qin Xin, you look like a prisoner?"

"I said Lin Danda, you guy's fun is really not flattering, and you are interested in the teacher!"

Lin Dan smiled wickedly and said to her, "Jealous? It turns out that my charm is so strong! ”

"How could I ......" Qin Xinba's forehead clapped loudly, "Yes......"

"Ahh Sister Min Min suddenly appeared from behind Qin Xin, and she hugged her...... In fact, it was to gag her mouth......

"Qin Xin, you're here, but let me find it!"

"Minmin?" Lin Danda said, "Could it be that I finally succeeded in the strategy......"

"Impossible!" Sister Min Min said categorically, "We can't do it!" ”

"I'm such a rotten person, who else but you want it!" Lin Dan shouted loudly.

Sister Min Min gave him a roll of the eyes and said, "It's as if I agreed, anyway, your family is rich, who cares if it's a rich family or a family, isn't this a society that looks at money?" Are you still worried about not having a woman? ”

"I just want you! Come on, Momada! ”

Sister Min Min let go of Qin Xin and ran away immediately, while Lin Danda pouted and chased after her......

Qin Xin sighed, and suddenly glared angrily at my background, that look ...... Is it easy for me to be a background, I'm obviously the protagonist but I don't steal the show, see if I don't complain to the director, reduce your role!

The Chinese class passed three times in a row, and I thought it would be difficult, but I passed happily, perhaps due to the influence of the teacher. No, no, no! Thinking about it again, Sister Min Min is going to be angry again, she used to be angry all day, and she will be fine tomorrow, but now I don't know, don't ignore me in the future......

Uh, let me summarize: Sister Min Min likes Lin Danda, and Lin Danda also likes Sister Min Min. Sister Tsundere (pseudo) doesn't say it directly, Lin Danda is overly unrestrained, but it is also based on understanding that my sister knows that she will not be angry before doing this, and he himself is still very stable (in my opinion). Lin Danda has a good impression of Teacher Long, which makes Sister Min Min very annoyed. Finally, Qin Xin, she is an adolescent nervous girl, who regards Sister Minmin as her best friend, I don't know why she is very hostile to me, and she stares at me when she has nothing to do......

The fourth period is the most boring math class, the Mediterranean teacher sings a wonderful lullaby, you don't want to be a teacher but to treat those insomniacs! Did you sleep? I slept anyway!

Lunch ...... It's the first time I've thought mealtime is so annoying, and no one will find out that I haven't eaten if I run away, hehe......

I walked to a farther place alone. The greenery of the school was nice, I lay down on a slope overgrown with green grass and small flowers, and I let the shadows of the leaves cover my face through the gaps between my fingers...... It's so comfortable, the slight heat of early summer is blown away by the breeze, the birds in the trees are chirping, the sky is so bright, it's really "empty"......

Ah, why is it so literary, this is not my setting, I am a man who wants to reach the top of this world, I should work hard to practice pickling girls, such a casual class is not good, the world is still waiting......

(～o～)~zz

Belch...... I slept so comfortably...... Ceiling...... Ceiling? Isn't it blue skies? What about the melancholy of the little literary youth?

"Yo!"

The head of a strange man flew over and looked down at me.