Chinese...... It's the first time I've felt so painful at mealtime! I don't want to use any analogy to describe what I eat, even though these are precious foods to humans......

"This chicken leg is so delicious!" Sister Min Min smiled and said, "Qin Xin, give me yours too!" ”

"Don't give it!" Qin Xin immediately took a big bite of the chicken thigh.

Sister, how have you come over all these years!

"Huo Xie, you don't seem to like the food in the cafeteria."

I'll go, don't munch on the burger in front of me, this smell...... Whatever you have to eat is ...... It's up to your throat, see me swallow it for you!

Whew!

"Huo Xie, are you alright?" Lin Danda looked at me worriedly.

"He...... It is estimated that I am used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, and I am naturally not used to the poor food in the canteen. "Sister Min Min helped me play the round.

Qin Xin sneered at me, she definitely mistook me for a young master, but as my mother's son, I have never lived the life of a young master for a day!

It's painful when you eat it, but fortunately, you won't have gastrointestinal discomfort afterward, and although it can't be digested well, it's good that it won't accumulate in the body and will be discharged well......

Lin Danda slowly reached into his magical pocket and quickly took out an item that shone with holy light—Yida......

That's right, it's Yida with two grains after the meal!

"Huo Xie, don't you want two?" Lin Danda winked at me, "Good for your teeth!" ”

I don't know how much advertising money Yida gave Lin Danda, in short, I can eat chewing gum, mainly soluble sugar. Yida has no added sugar, but the molecule of xylitol is small, which is easy for me to absorb, and the taste is also sweet.

By the way, let's talk about the food that we ghosts can eat with humans - milk, cow and goat milk, the purer the better, deeply processed, adding a lot of artificial chemicals will not taste good; Tea, brewed with tea leaves, flavored tea, milk tea mixed with black tea and milk is also delicious; coffee, but it's not good if it's too strong; all kinds of spices; Various types of disaccharides represented by white sugar, and various types of monosaccharides represented by glucose. That's all.

"I'm full!" Sister Min Min stretched, "Back to the classroom." ”

Lunch break...... Sure enough, I was forced to have two options for Chinese students at noon, sleeping and studying, club activities or something......

I have a lot of things I want to say to Sister Minmin, but I don't bother her anymore when I see her sleeping so soundly. I won't do anything about studying! But sleeping is too boring, it's time to show my unique skills!

I like to draw, I liked it since I was a child, I liked a lot of comics when I was a child, and I fantasized about being a cartoonist. There happens to be a good model, it's Qin Xin, this girl is okay in terms of appearance, but there is no problem with school flowers and the like, but in fact, no one will nominate her. Hehe, watch my magic brush travel her from the third dimension to the second dimension! It took a noon, and a black and white beautiful girl full of Japanese comic style came out! In China, comics have always been regarded as children's things, thinking that they are things that can't be put on the table, but comics are a form of expression of the world's lofty things - art - art! In short, in the words of one of my former teachers (who was a painter and, of course, a ghost, now deceased): "Art comes from life and is higher than life!" It is easy to understand from life, and as for being higher than life, it is to make up something, or to perfect and process things in life, so that it tends to be perfect! "I can't quite understand the teacher's words, but as far as I understand, I can't let the beautiful girl in my painting really treat everyone like Qin Xin with a pair of dead fish eyes, stick her waist, tilt her head and tear it up with others! The girl in the painting is very quiet, I freeze her at the moment when she lifts her sideburns, and her tender eyes are looking at me, showing a shallow smile...... Saliva, hehe...... In short, she and her archetype are no longer alone!

"Sister, come and see what I painted!"

"Come, I'll see...... Wow, that's great! Have you come to this point over the years? ”

I was able to laugh out loud, ignoring the eyes of the others.

"What?" Qin Xin intervened again with such self-care.

Qin Xin looked at the beautiful girl in the painting, and her brows slowly tightened.

"Isn't this me? ...... Actually," Qin Xin pointed at my nose, blowing his beard and staring without speaking.

"Is it necessary to be so angry? In other words, although the girl I painted is based on you, but the temperament is too different, how did you recognize it? ”

"You bastard, paint me like this!"

"What do you call a sassy bag! Keep your mouth clean! ”

"Don't fight!" Sister Min Min forcibly separated the two of us.

Qin Xin glanced at Sister Min Min and forcibly swallowed the fire, but the fire immediately rushed to her throat, so she tore my painting to shreds.

"Huo Xie, don't ......"

"I'm not angry." I let out a breath and said, "It's you, you know, what are you doing to tear yourself apart?" ”

"I'm not such a! will only sell good things to men! I am who I am! ”

The whole class focused their eyes on Qin Xin, the girl with red ears and moist eyes......

Teacher Ye appeared at this time, and she didn't know the situation, she thought I was bullying Qin Xin, I was really more wronged than Dou E!

The teacher called the two of us into the office, and after understanding the situation, she still talked to Qin Xin more and asked me to apologize to her. Forget it, I'm big!

"I'm sorry!"

Qin Xin turned a side face on me without showing any expression.

I don't care if you forgive me, I've done it all over again in the form that humans like, whatever you want!

Hey, I'm not in the mood to listen to lectures all afternoon (I haven't listened much in the morning).

"Sister Minmin, let's go home together."

"Huo Xie, don't you go to self-study at night?"

"Evening self-study...... If you don't want to go up, please ask me for leave...... And that's what I think, I'm going to cook, do laundry, sweep, mop the floor, make tea, rub shoulders, and all the ...... I want and can't think of now."

"Hehe, my aunt is still the same."

"When will that guy be like a mother......

"Huo Xie, please don't be angry with Qin Xin, I apologized to you for her." Sister Min Min bowed ninety degrees to me and said, "I'm sorry! ”

"Forget it." I looked around, but I didn't find Qin Xin, "If she sees you groveling to me like this, the contradiction between us will only get deeper!" ”

"Everyone is classmates, and I hope to get along well."

"Ah, I know...... I want the high school life I want, and I can't do it without anyone hating me! I don't really dislike her, everyone has their own particularities, there is no absolute obligation to cater to someone, we are still friends, but we are just 'bad friends'. ”

Sister Min Min showed a shallow smile. I don't want to paint this kind of beauty, and I don't want it to be higher than life, so be it; Don't paint her as a beautiful girl, don't let the golden sunset shine on her, it's a cloudy day...... So be it......

I took the subway home, it was rush hour, there were quite a lot of people in the station, and the transparent glass door said 'Rather wait for a train, than squeeze a door'" Since the stampede in the magic capital, such similar slogans have often appeared in various public places. Looking up at the notice board, the train arrived in a minute......

"Please be careful when you open the door." With a soft female voice, the door opened, and the flow of people poured into the train.

"Please be careful when closing." The train began to move.

I don't have a place to sit, I just stand, I don't play with my phone, I don't like to do two things, in case I do stand there is trouble, and playing with my phone like this is not enough fun.

The phone rang. Although I am a nominal tyrant, I am not holding a kidney in my hand, and this millet that can be hot in winter was bought by me with the legal personal income I earned when I was a junior in the "underground" for a month.

"Hello?"

"Brother Huo Xie......"

I'll go, it's Dongfang Yi, this guy.

"What's the matter?"

"In a bad mood? I'm in a good mood because I've got a good outfit. ”

"It's my business that you're in a good mood? But it's okay if you don't go to school and squat at home all day long? ”

"Brother, do you think school is fun?"

"So-so."

"Really? What a disappointment......"

Wow, your sad and lonely voice, just want me to be like you?

"By the way, Aunt Ye is in our school, and our class teaches, don't you plan to come?"

The boy on the phone was silent for a moment, and the rumbling sound of the game reached my ears through the thin phone.

"No, she's going back to the store anyway."

"Sister Min Min is also here, don't you like Sister Min Min? I want to follow her ass all the time 'sister, sister' call......"

"What is the Year of the Monkey?"

"Don't like my sister anymore?" I deliberately teased him.

"Nope! Anyway, I don't go to school! He continued, "I'm not gnawing at the old, I'm working again, yes—killing people!" ”

"Ahem, hehe, quibble, obviously you don't have a proper career, but you're still underage, enjoy the last few years!" I hung up proudly, trying to trick me? Don't think you're bigger than me and can beat me!

This guy's name is Dongfang Yi, and he is my young owner, and the "underground" is opened by his father, and he is also a local tyrant. We grew up together, he was born seven hours before me, I always like to call me brother, and he has a stinky fart expression, this person loves to pretend to be the most! By the way, he's not a ghost, his father is his biological father, but his mother is an ordinary human so he's not a ghost, but I don't know if it's his father, he's a superpower.

Dongfang Yi's parents are not a legal husband and wife, just boyfriend and girlfriend, the woman didn't know that her boyfriend was a ghost, and later found out that she had a child when she broke up, in this boring patriarchal society, it was difficult for a woman who had a child but was not married, so she gave birth to the child, and the woman left after the lactation period. I've never seen that woman before, and I don't think she needs to have any more dealings with this ghost and his son. But this is not the culprit that caused Dongfang Yi's eccentric character, his childhood was very happy, he never lacked the warmth of women, Aunt Ye Zi is like his mother, he likes her so much, and later he really became a mother. Sister Min Min also treats him like a younger brother, and as for his father, he can be regarded as a good father.

Dongfang Yi is human, so he can go to school without any worries, but ah...... He's out of school now, not because he's made a mistake or because of bad grades, he just doesn't want to stay in school, for a reason I don't know, I know that in order to keep him, the teacher and the principal have visited his home, but he can't go if he can't go, and ten alpacas can't pull it. By the way, he is a college entrance examination candidate this year, and now in May, he is still playing games all day long, so it doesn't matter if I don't review with my understanding of him.

Ah, I'm home...... Hehe, this is my home, let's observe where my innocent son lives!

My family lives in the noisiest and noisiest area of the city center, with PM2.5 air, only 60 square meters. Every morning, there will be a roaring construction site work that will kindly wake you up, so you definitely don't have to be afraid of being late! Open the window, take a breath of fresh car exhaust, the wind blows my cheeks, the dust greedily sucks the oil on my face, and the degreasing effect is comparable to a 998 bottle of facial cleanser!

It doesn't matter if I live poorly, but my mother still asks me to serve her! Who's Mom!

The one who wants to be my mother's son, my seat is given to you!

Speaking of which, I'm in school today, and I'm going to write homework to review (formally) later, what about housework, my mother is a little clean, if he asks me to work overtime, I'll use tomorrow's reading as a shield!

With a click, the door opened.

"I'm back!" I shouted.

No one came out to greet me, and the TV in the living room really worked to show something like "Animal World", which I think was a mother-child love feature, and there was a female hyena licking her cubs in the picture.

Mom sank into the sofa with a cold and lonely expression......

"Mom, I'm back!" I pounced on my mother.

"Be careful, don't break the sofa." Mom touched my head and said.

"Mommy is hungry, I'll cook!"

My mother grabbed my waist and whispered, "Don't worry, accompany me to the ......"

"Is school fun?"

"What do you want me to say?"

Mom pushed my head and said a little angrily, "Little slippery head." ”

I laughed "grin-grin" and asked my mother, "Why did you suddenly let me go to school?" I used to avoid talking about school, but I allowed this scolding, my mother is an M? ”

"I'm the one who said!"

"Terrible~" I sold a little cute.

"Why are we arguing again?"

"Forget."

"Me too, it's a trivial thing that doesn't matter anyway." I asked my mom, "Is school fun?" ”

"Forgot ......"

"Huh?"

"Honestly...... "I don't remember much about what happened before I died, even your grandmother only knew that she was my mother, and the memory of our life together is very vague...... But she's still my mom......"

Mom smiled.

"You've worked hard in school, I'll ...... dinner"

Come out, my stand-in - theerkang!

"Mom stays!"

Mom looked back at me with a blank look.

"You...... Make Dinner...... That's the 'Last Supper' and you're going to die! ”

"No problem, I'll boil human meat, as long as the water is not dry, the maximum temperature is 100 degrees, I won't add seasonings, lest I add more by mistake, maybe it doesn't taste good, but at least ...... Son, you can't die! ”

It's okay if you can't die!? Also, what kind of cute are you selling in your 40s!

Please wait......

The name of this dish is "Chaos". Why is it called "Chaos"? Due to the overcooking of this dish, the meat and soup have been mixed together, you have me, I have you! This dish is not only "good-looking" but also fun, you see, as soon as I blow this dish, the meat puree floating on the surface will fall apart, and after a while it will close and return to its original appearance, this is so magical, no matter how many times you try......

Try your sister! Flip the table angrily(╯"□′)╯(┻━┻!)

"Mom, this ......"

warningenergy！ (High Energy Warning)

warningenergy！ (High Energy Warning)

warningenergy！ (High Energy Warning)

Mom exudes a domineering overlord color!

"I'm moving!"

Gurgling ......

"It's delicious!"

"Yes...... "Mom squinted at me hard.

no！ no！ Gotta change your tune!

"It's unpalatable!"

"What did you say!"

Shake Coke, Shake Coke, I became a bottle of Coke and was shaken and shaken by my mother, and I didn't get to Grandma's Bridge......

Female ghost, it's really hard to deal with......

"I'll cook you something to eat and wash the dishes for me!" Mom pointed to the kitchen door.

"Good, good!"

"Go laundry, mop the floor, wipe the furniture!"

"Good, good!"

See, who wants to be my mother's son? I was born to be a drudger by her, and I am my own mother!