Li Shen played with the lightsaber in his hand and walked all the way home, with a look of satisfaction and a sense of accomplishment.

When I got home, I found a middle-aged man in his forties and fifties sitting on the sofa, his hair was already a little gray, and his face looked somewhat similar to Li Shen, and he was probably Li Shen's cheap father.

But our comic male protagonist won't realize it so quickly.

I saw Li Shen jump back, flick the light sword, pointed the tip of the sword at the old man, and shouted: "What a demon!" How dare you burglary! ”

The old man also jumped back cooperatively: "Hahaha! The old man is Li Dashan, and he is also! Do you dare to be arrogant in front of me? ”

The old man didn't care about the blinding lightsaber, and posed as a generation of grandmasters, sure enough, the tiger father has no dogs!

"Boss, Xiaohai! Time to eat! Auntie's voice came, and then I saw Auntie carrying the dishes to the table, and the father and son did not chatter, but ran directly to the table.

In the memories passed on by the system to Li Shen, what Li Shen remembers most clearly is that the aunt's cooking skills are simply too good.

Li Shen knew so well that the old man would naturally not forget, he grabbed the best position early, and then showed a mocking smile at Li Shen, how cheap he was.

Li Yan was so witty that he immediately came up with a way to deal with it.

"Mom! I'm sorry! There's something I haven't told you all along, I thought I could keep it hidden! But today I can't help it, I have to tell you! As he spoke, Li Yan wiped the corners of his eyes, and then spat on his cuffs.

"What's wrong?" The aunt looked at Li Yan suspiciously.

"I'm actually sick and I'm going to die if I don't sit here! But he's my father! How could I go against his will, I knew it was a good place, good for cooking, and convenient for watching TV! Never mind! Father! Sit if you want! Don't worry about me! Isn't it just a death once or twice! I don't care! Li Yan continued to wipe the corners of his eyes.

The old man gave him a blank look, and Li Yan quietly showed the same mocking smile as the old man.

"Boss! You're not a big man! What kind of seat are you grabbing with your son! Didn't you hear that your son would die if he didn't sit here? Hurry up! The aunt shouted to the old man.

"Rub! Wife! You believe it! I'm telling you, this kid is a ghost! The old man immediately wanted to expose Li Yan's lies.

"Get out of here!" The aunt showed a hint of anger, and the old man happily rolled away.

Li Yan sat in the best position without hindrance, and looked at the old man with a cheap look on his face unabashedly.

The old man snorted and ate his head to eat vegetables.

Li Yan slowly ate the dishes and watched TV.

has not found a good-looking channel, Li Yan took out the tablet and put a glorious video of his conquest of the Andromeda Galaxy.

"On June 26, 2015, a hilarious comedy was staged in the downtown square, let's take a look"

"What? Funny? Lao Tzu's crazy and cool acting skills, you tell me it's funny, believe it or not, I'll ask people to block your door every minute! Li Yan angrily pointed to the video and scolded

After the old man found out that the person in the video was his son, he said to Li Yan: "Xiao Yan, who is this girl?" ”

Before Li Yan could answer, the aunt said first: "It's the beautiful girl Xiao Hai beat last time!" I was still wondering at the time, how could such a beautiful girl Xiaohai be willing to fight, and now it seems that young people have endless ways to pick up girls! ”

"It's so weird for little girls nowadays, do they like to be pumped? I'm going to slap me another day? The old man sighed.

The aunt's eyes widened, but the old man didn't dare to continue.

Li Yan didn't want to explain so much, and looked down at the video and ate.

After eating, the old man suddenly stopped Li Shen, pulled Li Shen into the corner, and whispered to him: "Little harm! I'll take you to a good place later! ”

Li Yan looked at the old man's cheap face and knew what "good place" he wanted to take him to.

"I am such a righteous and pure man, and I am principled! I wouldn't go to that kind of place! Li Yan said with a righteous face.

"I heard that the top lady there is a stockings royal sister! That face! That leg! There's nothing to say! The old man looked intoxicated, and then glanced at Li Yan slightly.

Li Yan swallowed his saliva, and then followed him to the "good place".

Li Shen sat in some kind of car that he couldn't name but looked at it very powerful, and went to prostitute with his father to practice.

The car turned left and right, and when it came to some unknown corner, it walked into the basement of an unknown small building, which was dimly lit and smelled of alcohol in the air.

After the old man handed a certain card to the young lady at the front desk, the young lady smiled and opened the door on the side and motioned for the two to enter.

"Huh! Huh! Father! When you come to prostitution for the first time, how do you pretend to be a prostitute often? Li Yan asked a little nervously.

The old man knew at a glance that he was a veteran of flowers, and patted Li Xian's shoulder to signal him to relax.

"When those young ladies come, you'll be dead on their breasts. Just stuff your mouth with money! Don't save money for your dad! The old man said casually handing a wad of cash to Li Yan's hand.

After walking into the door, it suddenly opened up, it was a large dance hall, and there was a box next to it, and the two did not stay in the dance hall again, and walked directly into the box.

It didn't take long for a group of young ladies dressed up to come up, with huge murder weapons on their bodies, so dangerous, so dangerous.

The old man had a happy expression on his face, and Li Yan looked sad and sad.

"Dad! What about the black silk royal sister who said yes? Li Yan asked.

"Damn! That top card isn't something you can get for a fee, right? What if your mother finds out about your relationship?" The old man said.

"Then you only say it now!" Li glanced at the old man, and was about to continue complaining about the old man, when a sudden voice from upstairs said, "The police are coming"

Li Yan paused for a moment, then turned his head to look at the old man.

"Little harm! You go first! For the Father, for your Highness! You won't fall into the clutches of the police! The old man had a resolute expression.

"Dad! So what do you do! "Li Shen was so moved that he was about to come out, this TM is love!

"It's okay, Dad has something to do with it," the old man had a relieved expression.

"I'm not talking about this, what if my mom knew!" Li Yan cried even louder.

"Hey! Since ancient times, who has not died, turning into spring mud is more protective of flowers! The old man sighed softly, then waved his hand, signaling Li Yu to hurry up.

"Dad, you're wrong." Li Yan said

"Ahem! Don't care about such details at such a critical juncture! Remember! Be a useful person! The old man looked like he was looking forward to Jackie Chan, full of gratification, if it weren't for this occasion and place, he would have been praised by those prose novelists.

"Dad! I'm leaving! Li Yan wiped his tears, resolutely turned around and left through the back door, in order to live up to his father's dedication.

A minute later, the police walked in.

"The anti-pornography brigade! Don't even move! The policeman shouted, and the old man drank calmly, looking like he had seen through the red dust.

"Hey! In ancient times, Hua Mulan served in the army for her father, and now Li Da was arrested for prostitution for her son, a good father in China! Li Da sighed, and then he was arrested