Standing in the middle of the square, Li Yan took a deep breath and looked at the people coming and going and the weak lights around him.

The square dance aunt was still dancing, not caring at all about the eyes of the people around her, and Li Yan thought deeply on the side.

"How can you be the most crazy and cool?" Li Shen muttered to himself.

There are barbecue shops around, and if you go a little further, you can see shops selling clothes.

Li Shen looked at the ordinary clothes on his body, and touched his empty stomach again, so he first went to buy a set of clothes that were crazy and cool.

As for how to drag the cool and bomb the sky? Well, first of all, as a rich second generation, how can Li Shen be embarrassed to come out without one or two gold watches?

So Li Yan took out five or six watches and put them on his right hand, the golden light was dazzling.

Li Shen went to buy a suit shirt again, well, it looks quite serious, if you don't count the pants that Li Shen is going to buy.

Pants Li Zhen searched for a long time before he could barely find a pair of red briefs with "S" written on them, and then made a pair of blue pants.

In the end, he bought a leopard skin sandal (the kind of leopard skin combat boots that elementary school students love to wear), and the eyes of the whole street were focused on Li Yan's body, which made him feel very proud and proud.

After finishing the clothes, Li Shen jumped to the barbecue restaurant and bought more than 100 pieces of barbecue. A man sat sadly in the corner of the shop eating.

Li Shen is very strange, obviously he has brought five or six gold watches, why don't there be beautiful women to come to the door to hook up?

Li Yan turned his head and suddenly found a group of elementary school students with red scarves at the next table making beer.

"I rub? I haven't ever drunk alcohol as a high school student, but I drank it for Mao elementary school students? Isn't that right? Li Yan was very depressed in his heart.

Li Yan looked at his NB outfit, and then looked at the red scarf around the neck of the primary school student, and felt that the red scarf was very handsome, so he walked to the primary school student's desk.

"What? Looking for something? A man who appeared to be the leader of the group of elementary school students said.

"Five hundred! Do you sell the red scarf around your neck or not? Li Xiao said domineeringly, and at the same time took out a wad of Grandpa Mao from his pocket.

"Not for sale! The red scarf is the symbol of our little red scarf gang! The head said domineeringly.

When Li Yan was about to raise the price again, he suddenly found someone poking his back.

When I looked back, I found that it was a little Lori from elementary school.

"If you want to buy a red scarf, you can go straight and turn left, and walk another two hundred meters, there is a primary school there, and there is a convenience store called 'Five Star' next to it, which is opened by my Aunt Chen, and it is sold in it, one dollar a piece." Little Lori said shyly.

When Li Li heard this, he immediately rushed to the convenience store, and he didn't pay attention to Xiao Lori at all, as for the reason, Li Li was not good.

The owner of the barbecue restaurant shouted: "Guy! You haven't taken your barbecue yet! ”

Li Yan replied: "Don't eat it!" Keep it for yourself! Just call me Lei Feng! ”

"Keep your sister! You'd rather give the money first! The barbecue owner shouted angrily.

Li Yan went back to pay the money very recklessly

After Li Yan saw the elementary school, he naturally noticed the commissary next to him, it was getting late at this time, and the primary school students were all gone, but the commissary had not yet closed.

Li Shen walked over in time and suddenly found a familiar figure - Chen Moumou, a high school student.

Li Zhen looked at Chen's beautiful painting style, if you don't count the slap prints on your face, it is indeed perfect.

Li Shen stepped forward and said hello: "Hey! girl！ areyouok？ ”

Chen Moumou turned around and found that it was actually Li Yu, and his eyes showed anger again, but the commissary is not very wide, and if you really want to beat it, you have to beat it at the door!

Ahem, it's not right, it's not right, as a well-educated school girl, how can you beat people in one day! Be calm! Calm down!

"What are you doing here?" Chen Moumou asked.

"Oh! I'm here to buy a red scarf! Li said without thinking.

At this time, Chen Moumou noticed Li Moumou's dress at this time, and he looked like he didn't know where to start complaining, Li Moumou looked at Chen Moumou's expression, and his face was very proud.

"I'll get you as many as you want." Chen Moumou said.

"You're a clerk here?" Li asked asked

"How many?" Chen Moumou did not answer Li Yu.

"Oh! Two of them! Two of them! Li replied.

After Chen Moumou handed the two red scarves to Li Xian, he stretched out a white and tender little hand and said, "Two hundred yuan." ”

Li Yu threw several Grandpa Mao cards on the cash register, but Chen Moumou still calmly put Grandpa Mao away.

At this time, Li Yu suddenly began to look at Chen Moumou.

"Hmmm! If you don't count the irascible personality, it's really good! Li Shen muttered to himself.

"Who do you say is grumpy?" Chen Moumou suddenly shouted, startling Li Xian.

"No, I didn't talk about my mother!" Li said sneeringly.

Li Xian was about to go to the square with his lightsaber to pretend to be forced when he suddenly remembered a brilliant idea.

"Girl, do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want the whole world to know you? Do you want your name to be immortalized in history? Li Xian looked at Chen Moumou with a serious face and said.

"Neuropathy." Chen Moumou scolded and ignored him.

"Ten thousand! Accompany me in a play, do you want to do it? Li Shen started the money offensive again.

Chen Moumou didn't speak, just his hand paused slightly, how could Li Yu of NB not notice this detail and began to offer a bigger price.

"Twenty thousand! Do you want to do it? Think about it, with 20,000 yuan, you can't buy anything, although 20,000 yuan is not a lot, but it can be worth a few months' salary of an ordinary person! Don't miss out on opportunities because of your personal face, likes and dislikes! Li Xian tempted Chen Moumou with a cheap smile like a pimp.

"Is it still too little?" Li Yu thought so.

So, Li Yan took out a gold card from his pocket and threw out a bigger price: "Ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine!" ”

"It's done!" The girl's eyes instantly became firm.

So Li Yan went into the store and took a piece of paper, wrote and drew on it, and handed the paper to Chen.

"Here's the line, you'll recite it later, and we'll start in ten minutes!" Li Yan said lightly.

Ten minutes later, on the square

A man and a woman stood opposite, almost three or four meters apart, so the two of them were naturally Li Yu and Chen Moumou.

"You, you, you're responsible." Chen Moumou blushed and whispered.

"Be louder! Be imposing! You know what! Momentum! Li Shen shouted.

"You're responsible!" Chen Moumou really shouted, and the people around him immediately stared at Li Moumou and Chen Moumou.

"We don't have love anymore! No more! I'm going to follow my dreams! Li said solemnly.

The people around suddenly became interested, and the onlookers immediately gathered the two into a large group, some people exclaimed Chen Moumou's beauty and the slap marks on her face, and some people complained about Li Xiao's strange clothes.

"Why! Why are you doing this to me? "Chen Moumou also gave up for 99,999.

"Because just yesterday, a Nasaiyan came to me and said that I was actually a descendant of the Monkey King! I'm going to destroy the Andromeda Galaxy right now! Li Yan continued to speak his lines without the slightest pause.

The people around him laughed, and Chen Moumou also blushed, eager to get into the hole.

Li Xian didn't care about everyone's eyes at all, and motioned for Chen Moumou to continue to say his lines.

"Is conquering the Andromeda Galaxy more important than me?" Chen Moumou had an expression on his face that was about to cry, rub! Actor! But I'm about to cry, it's because of acting or other reasons, I won't investigate it here.

"My goal is the sea of stars! Andromeda Galaxy! Lao Tzu is here! Li Yan said as he took out a lightsaber from his bosom and screamed.

The lightsaber was so dazzling that everyone's dog eyes were about to be blinded, and the crowd scolded: "Rub! Lightsaber, you can die if you turn down the brightness! Yes! My eyes! "I don't know, Li Yu wants this kind of sister-in-law

Li Yan laughed and said, "Hahaha! Sword of Oath Victory! ”

The light of the lightsaber completely overshadowed the faint light of the surrounding buildings

An hour later, a video titled "I'm going to conquer the Andromeda Galaxy" went viral all over the universe