In a small bar in Lijiang, Yunnan Province, in a hidden corner, a handsome flowery man took off his shoes, squatted on a chair, and unscrupulously clasped his feet with his hands while looking at the screen of his laptop in front of him.

"Sir, the Yangzhou fried rice you asked for has arrived." The waiter came over with a plate, looked at the scene in front of him, and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, thinking: Do your parents know about ruining the appearance given by your parents like this?

"Oh, I didn't expect there to be Yangzhou fried rice, the dishes in your bar are really rich, not bad." Qiu Ku nodded with satisfaction and took the plate containing Yangzhou fried rice, "There is no such thing even in the bars of big cities, and the countrymen who don't know about you scar removal stickers actually sell Yangzhou fried rice in the bar, you countrymen are really good at playing." ”

The waiter calmly stretched out his palm and said, "It's just a takeaway next door, a plate of 50, thank you for your patronage." ”

“50？ Why don't you grab it? Qiu Ku was so frightened that he almost dropped the plate he was grabbing, "Although you are famous here...... No, famous scenic spots. But you can't steal the money of the travelers like that. I'm going to call 12580, no, 12315, I'm going to complain to the industrial and commercial department. ”

"To be fair, sir. You came to our bar, rubbed the location, rubbed the Internet, rubbed the air conditioner, and teased the resident singer of our bar, but you only ordered iced tea, which was still bottled. If everyone were like you, how would we do business? The waiter said confidently.

"Didn't you say that the customer was God?" Qiu Ku muttered humbly.

"You? Oh, God? The waiter squinted at Qiu Ku and sneered, "God doesn't have such an iron." You are such an iron and still want to soak the girl? Wait for the rich woman to raise your little white face. ”

"Hey, I'm so grumpy, since you've said so, how can I bear it." Qiu Ku stood up, his hands clenched into fists, the sound of joints dislocation kept ringing, and then he bent down to pick up the shoes he had taken off.

"Hey, hey, fight, fight, don't throw shoes, don't use weapons." The waiter hurriedly picked up the menu from the next table and blocked it in front of his face, assuming a defensive posture.

"What kind of fight, I'm taking money." Qiu Ku dug a few times from his shoes, and took out a roll of banknotes tied tightly with rubber bands from them, "The behavior I despise the most is that others look down on me, give, don't look for it." ”

As he spoke, Qiu Ku threw the roll of banknotes at the waiter, who grabbed it very chicly, but the foul smell from above made the waiter unable to get out of style.

"That's a lot of ten dollars, so generous?" The waiter weighed the bills and felt that there were at least a dozen of them.

"Of course, I'm the kind of stingy person, and the rest of the money will be used as a tip." Qiu Ku felt that he was so tall now, tall enough to look down on the waiter, and he could clearly see the dandruff on his head, and he stood on the chair.

"Thank you very much. I have been offended before, so please bear with me. The waiter seemed to be a different person, and his nodding posture reflected the height of Qiu Ku standing on the chair at this time.

"Well, I forgive you as God, my people, you can get out of ...... No, it's okay to go. ”

Looking at the back of the waiter leaving, Qiu Ku sighed: "Money can make grinding ghosts, the feeling of the local tyrant is so cool, it's a pity that my little belongings are gone." ”

On the other side, the waiter counted and found that except for the outermost layer of the banknote, which was ten yuan, the others were all five yuan or one piece. All the money adds up to a total of fifty, one cent is not much, one cent is not less.

"I'm still not deeply involved in the world, and I'm too naïve." The waiter gritted his teeth as he clutched the bills that smelled of heavy feet.

Just when Qiu Ku was feeling pain for the money, the sound of "Didi" came from the computer.

"Got news?" Qiu Ku clicked on the icon, which said "Doublelee has agreed to the friend request".

"I didn't expect to reply to me so quickly, it seems that I have been waiting for a long time." Qiu Ku showed his trademark lewd smile, "Big Bolian? I didn't expect this girl to even have a nickname so open, obviously luring me to commit a crime. Kindness? What is it? ”

Qiu Ku saw that the other party sent a web address with the accompanying text "You can only watch the video when no one is there".

"Do you want to warm up first?" Qiu Ku looked around and saw that although there weren't many people around, there were still people passing by, "Okay, then I'll find a place where no one is around, and then let's see what the hell this video is." With that, Qiu Ku ripped off a few pieces of toilet paper on the table, folded them, put them in his pocket, and then left his seat with the computer in his hand.

"I'll go, I'm going to show me this when I'm taking off my pants?" Qiu Ku sat on the toilet in the bar toilet, and at this time Qiu Ku's pants had really faded to his knees. He looked at the video playing on the computer, and his right hand, which was clutching the tissue, clenched it hard.

"Why gourd baby? And even played mosaic, how mad. "Qiu Ku had the urge to smash the screen and settle accounts with the girl. At this time, the sound of "Didi" came from the computer again, and a box popped up: your friend Doublelee requested a video conversation.

I'll go, how come at this time!

Just as Qiu Ku hurriedly got up and lifted his pants and was about to run back to the bar seat, the mouse arrow actually moved on its own, and then confirmed that it was accepted.

What's going on? I'm going to be seen naked, and I'm a cute girl?

Qiu Ku's face instantly darkened, and at that moment, Qiu Ku felt like he had become a sculpture, unable to move, and a tear slowly slipped from the corner of his eye......

And the same question appeared in front of another screen.

"Huh? Strange, is it the wrong way to open, how can a person take off his pants in the toilet? Li Shuang looked at the naked man on the screen, scratched his head with his hand, and was puzzled.

"I didn't expect you to have such a hobby. I don't want to look. Mo Xiaofeng looked at Li Shuang defensively, and confirmed Li Shuang's identity more and more in his heart. However, although Mo Xiaofeng's mouth said that he didn't want it, his eyes were still staring at the screen very honestly.

"Ahem, can you put on your pants first." After a brief but awkward silence, Li Shuang opened the conversation first.

"Uh-oh." Qiu Ku reacted from the petrified state and hurriedly put on his pants.

Looking at Qiu Ku's embarrassed appearance in clothes, Mo Xiaofeng complained to Li Shuang: "By the way, he doesn't know how to cover the camera?" ”

After a while, Qiu Ku breathed a long sigh of relief: "It's dressed." ”

"Your zipper isn't pulled properly." Li Shuang reminded.

"Oh, thank you." When Qiu Ku zipped up the crotch of his pants, he suddenly thought of something and shouted at the screen, "What...... How is it a man! ”

"You still want to be a woman. If it were a woman, I would have called the police and arrested you exhibitionist. Mo Xiaofeng shook his head helplessly, he felt that the exhibitionist in front of him was really incomprehensible.

Li Shuang cleared his throat and said in a neutral voice: "First of all, let me introduce myself, I am Li Shuang, the commissioner of the principal of Smart Academy. ”

"Kill Matt Academy?" Qiu Ku didn't expect that he was being targeted by the nobles with noble blood flowing in his body.

"It's smart academy." Li Shuang said this sentence that he had emphasized countless times, "Also, I...... By the way, you asked too quickly, and I didn't hear the rest clearly. ”

Qiu Ku held his forehead with both hands, leaned up to the ceiling and shouted: "Is there a mistake, does the author want to make up the number of words in the water chapter, call him a little sharper, I don't want to continue to stay in this dark toilet and make a fool of myself." Believe it or not, I turned off my computer! ”

"You were hit by my virus when you clicked on that video just now, and now all the operations of your computer are controlled by me, and you can't turn it off." Li Shuang is confident that everything is under his control.

"So what about me removing the battery?" Qiu Ku asked rhetorically.

"Uh...... You're ruthless enough. Li Shuang secretly hated that the program apes in the academy did not design a computer virus that could control the disassembly of the computer, so he could only say helplessly, "Okay, then let me tell you what happened." ”

"You mean that you killed Matt Academy and wanted to recruit me as a student, and then that woman was a student of your college, and you used her to lure me into the bait and then achieve the purpose of talking to me?" After listening to this, Qiu Ku concluded.

"Yes, that's it." Li Shuang nodded, and then emphasized again, "It's smart academy!" And Mo Xiaofeng on the side couldn't help but sigh: It's really more popular than people, and others have beauty tricks, so he directly sent a on his side, which is really perfunctory.

"Well, then, I refuse." Qiu Ku replied decisively, "Do you think it's possible for me to join an academy that fooled me before I joined?" It's also too ......."

"Our academy has the best recording studios in the world, top-of-the-line instrument setups, and has partnerships with major record companies, so we can tailor your own albums for you, and we also have the industry's top domestic and foreign music masters to teach." Li Shuang interrupted Qiu Ku's words and said, "The most important thing is that the appearance of the woman you are attracted to today is not the top in our academy.

Mo Xiaofeng's mouth grew after hearing this, and he could almost stuff two eggs into it.

What about the existing house? What about the propaganda slogans that complement the good and the evil? Why is it completely different when I get to him, what do you think of me?

On the other side, watching Qiu Ku swallow his saliva involuntarily, Li Shuang smiled and said, "Have you thought about it now?" ”

"Really, not top-notch?" Qiu Ku said slowly.

Li Shuang patted his strong chest muscles: "Trust my vision." ”

"Do you believe a's eye for beautiful women?" Mo Xiaofeng muttered quietly.

Qiu Ku lowered his head, buried his head in his shoulders, and sat on the toilet tensely, if anyone who didn't know the inside thought he was constipated.

"Well, for the sake of the girl, I agree. I don't read much, don't lie to me. After thinking about it for a long time, Qiu Ku agreed to join Smart Academy.

"One by one, they said that they read less, but they didn't consider my feelings." Mo Xiaofeng, as a real scumbag, strongly objected.

Li Shuang clapped his hands happily, because his bonus was guaranteed: "Not bad, not bad, otherwise I will threaten you with your fruit photos." ”

“……”

“……”

Listening to Li Shuang's words, Mo Xiaofeng and Qiu Ku were instantly speechless.