readx; "Why do you have to wipe your hands on my face. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" Mo Xiaofeng said with a sad cry, at this time he was not only on his hands, but also on his face with cinnabar ink.

"It's more convenient, can it rub it on your belly?" Li Shuang looked at his hands that still had a little red mark, and said viciously, "You are the culprit." Who made your groping hands stain me, I have a cleanliness fetish, you know? Here's a lesson for you. ”

"Obviously, you took the initiative to shake hands with me, and you still said that I ......" Mo Xiaofeng was so angry by Li Shuang's explanation that he couldn't speak, "Also, I didn't wash my face today, isn't it dirty?" ”

"I'm going, I'm going to disinfect, you're ruthless enough......" Li Shuang suddenly remembered the task of coming here today, and thought that it would be better not to offend the person in front of him, so he comforted: "This kind of thing happens, everyone doesn't want it." As for emotional matters, you can't force them. The so-called auspicious people have their own natural appearance, and the most important thing to be a person is to be happy. Are you hungry or not, I'll give you something to eat? ”

"Below?" Mo Xiaofeng looked down at Li Shuang's crotch, and for some reason suddenly remembered the red little neene of the doorman's uncle, shuddered, and shouted: "Big brother, I'm not bent, don't look for me, if you are interested, you can find Uncle Zeng at the door." ”

"You're mistaken, that's not what I meant." Li Shuang couldn't help but complain that today's young people are really rich in associations, and lamented that he was about to be unable to keep up with the development of the times, "Officially introduced, my name is Li Shuang, and I am the commissioner of President Jiang of Smart College." ”

"Kill Matt Academy?" Mo Xiaofeng was frightened, he didn't expect that the man in front of him was actually from the school of a winged angel in his previous life. Then why is the man in front of him short-haired?

"It's smart college, it's in English, it means smart, wise. It means that the students of our college are all smart and intelligent talents. Li Shuang was already accustomed to such a reaction, and once again silently complained about the brainless name chosen by the principal

"And, Principal Jiang? I miss him very much, but I forgive me. Now that it is the 21st century, the victory of the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression will be 70 years old, and Taiwan has 'three links,' so it really can't be loyal to the party and the state. Mo Xiaofeng said with a serious face.

"What's and what, it's just the same surname." After all, Li Shuang was also experienced in a hundred battles, and had met countless monsters and geniuses, and quickly regained his composure, and said, "Classmate Mo Xiaofeng, we plan to recruit you to kill Matt Academy for us, I'm a student of Smart Academy." ”

"Huh? Recruit to be a student of your college? ”

Without waiting for Mo Xiaofeng to react, Li Shuang continued: "Young man, I see that your bone essence is a super genius like no other, and it depends on you to maintain world peace, implement the road of socialism with Chinese characteristics, and achieve a well-off life in an all-round way." Follow us, eat, drink and sleep, and give you status, and there will be cuties to sleep with you at night!"

"Are you decent or evil, why is the gap so big." Mo Xiaofeng complained.

Li Shuang scratched his head embarrassedly and said: "No way, the principal said that it is necessary to absorb talents from all walks of life, and of course the propaganda must also be aimed at the broad masses of the people, various groups, and social strata." ”

"What's the environment like in your academy?" Mo Xiaofeng asked.

Li Shuang cleared his throat, and then said: "Mountain ecology, excellent location for healthy life, super community." A complete and well-developed environment, as harmonious as the original. Native scene, natural nature; People-oriented concept, high-quality architecture; Well-known properties, intelligent security; Integrity-based, strength casting ......"

"Do you have an existing house?" Mo Xiaofeng interrupted Li Shuang's words and asked.

"Of course there are, there are large apartments, duplex villas, and ......" Li Shuang felt a little twisted as he spoke, reacted, and said, "I'm sorry, I used to do real estate sales, and I haven't changed my words for a while." ”

"Your Principal Jiang is really absorbing talents from all walks of life. I finally knew why the party-state had lost the war in the first place. Mo Xiaofeng nodded thoughtfully and continued to ask, "So, how is the teacher?" ”

"Well, it's hard to say." Li Shuang replied, "Our college has always focused on teaching students according to their aptitude, and they all hire corresponding teachers according to the needs of students. ”

"That's a good idea, wait, who's the ass?" Mo Xiaofeng was displeased.

"Uh...... It's just an analogy. Li Shuang played haha and perfunctory.

"Well, what kind of academy are yours, I'm sorry, I'm not very good at Russian......"

"That's English." Li Shuang corrected.

"Almost, it's all foreign language, don't care about these details." Mo Xiaofeng waved his hand, and Li Shuang also rolled his eyes, "By the way, is your school an undergraduate or a junior college?" ”

"Neither, not even a special B." Li Shuang replied, "Our school is the first comprehensive university that does not provide academic level certification by the Ministry of Education, and all degrees are enrolled independently, which is an important breakthrough in today's educational environment. ”

"It's not even a special B, what are you pretending to be. So, it's a pheasant university, right? Mo Xiaofeng asked rhetorically.

"Uh...... Life is already so difficult, there are some things that should not be debunked. Li Shuang squatted on the ground and replied with a low expression. He had to admit it. Although the principal has almost the ability and connections to understand the sky, in today's environment, if you really want to implement the education plan according to your own educational ideas, you can only jump out of the normal framework and find another way, and smart college is still shown as a secondary school on the registration information of the Ministry of Education.

"Well, you probably won't join us." Li Shuang regretted that he could not complete the task assigned to him by the principal. However, when he thought that the principal said to himself, "Bring that kid to me, laugh at me, and hand it over to those old men for research", he was also secretly glad that he might have saved an innocent person.

"Hey, hey, don't be upset. Hurry up. Mo Xiaofeng tried to pull Li Shuang up, but instead he stumbled and fell.

"You're enough, I didn't say I wouldn't go." Mo Xiaofeng touched his buttocks and said with bared teeth.

Li Shuang jumped up with excitement when he heard this, which meant that he didn't have to be deducted from the bonus, and he didn't have the guilt of pushing Mo Xiaofeng into the fire pit at all: "Really? I don't read much, don't lie to me. ”

"Do you read as little as I do?" Mo Xiaofeng shook his head helplessly, "I gave up the college entrance examination, I didn't have any results, and I didn't know what to do next, so I had to choose to mix with you." Besides, I have to go to college. ”

"Do you have to go to college? What makes you so confident? Li Shuang raised his own questions.

"If you don't bury me, I'll die, and besides, why don't you come and pull me after I've been on the ground for so long." When Mo Xiaofeng was picked up by Li Shuang in the way of a princess, Mo Xiaofeng began to tell his experience.

"Here's the situation......"

"Wait until I clear my mind." After listening to Mo Xiaofeng's narration, Li Shuang felt that his brain couldn't accept the huge amount of information all of a sudden, "You are an orphan." Your father went to Africa to be a primitive tribal chieftain, your mother disappeared, and your grandmother raised you, and your grandmother always wanted you to go to college. In order to repay your grandmother's nurturing kindness, you want to be admitted to university, I am right. ”

"Yes." Mo Xiaofeng nodded.

"Your background is really bizarre, and it will be a hassle to fill in your personal information in the future." Li Shuang sighed.

"Actually, I was determined that I must go to college, and the most important thing was that my grandmother made me watch an advertisement."

"What an advertisement, I have a computer here, let me see it." Li Shuang said as he took out a laptop from his backpack that was turned on. When Mo Xiaofeng entered the URL, the video began.

The plot of the ad is very simple, it tells the story between a grandmother and a grandson. The grandmother in the video will only ask one sentence: "Did you get admitted to university?" She asked when her grandson graduated from elementary school, and she asked when her grandson moved bricks at work, until she was lying on the sickbed and had an oxygen tube inserted. In order not to leave regrets for his grandmother, the protagonist secretly decides to hurry up and take the university entrance examination - "I can't hesitate any longer!" So, she ran to xx adult education network. In the end, in front of his grandmother's hospital bed, the protagonist wore a bachelor's gown, held the admission letter, and tearfully told his grandmother: "I was admitted!" At the end of the advertisement, the question is "Because of love, don't wait". Grandma's terrible face and grandson's smile are impressive.

"I don't want to publish things like 'Insist on not giving up, old man Mo Xiaofeng takes the college entrance examination every year' in the newspapers decades later." Mo Xiaofeng said.

"It's all piracy of that dating website. Your grandmother is really ruthless, so I'll introduce you to this. After reading the advertisement, Li Shuang couldn't help but complain, and then Li Shuang suddenly reacted, "By the way, you must go to college anyway, why did you ask me so much just now?" ”

Mo Xiaofeng crossed his hands on his hips and said with a full temperament: "It's not okay to take revenge on you, who told you to make my handsome face like this." ”

"Do you have itchy skin and want to come to the mud spa once?" Just when Li Shuang wanted to teach Mo Xiaofeng a lesson, the computer suddenly heard the sound of "Didi", and an icon suddenly popped up in the lower right corner, which was a selfie of a man in the toilet.

"'Your boyfriend' asks to be your friend" Li Shuang looked at the icon and clicked on the message, and his stomach was overturned.