readx; "Finally came to Lijiang. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 Carrying a backpack, a pair of hip-hop-inspired fancy sunglasses, and a guitar bag, Qiu Ku surveyed the quaint buildings around him.

Lijiang Old Town, also known as "Dayan Ancient Town", with an altitude of 2,400 meters, is the central city of Lijiang Naxi Autonomous County, one of China's famous historical and cultural cities, a world cultural heritage, a national 5A-level tourist attraction, and a demonstration site of the national civilized scenic tourism area. And Qiu Ku values it more than another business card - the Holy Land of Dating Guns.

Both Lhasa and Lijiang are places to purify the soul and let the soul come to the spa. At the same time, they are also the most erosive place, Lhasa is to make you become Uncle Tom and become the image ambassador of China-Africa friendship; Lijiang makes your chassis unstable and walks in eight figures.

Lonely girls, where are you, brother, I'm looking for you.

At this moment, how Qiu Ku wanted to express his inner emotions loudly, he had wanted to come to this place before, but his parents had always refused on the grounds of focusing on academics, and now that the college entrance examination is over, he can finally come to this dream place. But he knew that if he did this, he would probably be taken away by the police uncle or bewitched by the local minority girls.

"It's better to find a punctual Han girl, it won't be fun if you are tricked." Just as Qiu Ku was looking around for his target, a "cooing" sound came from his stomach.

"On the train, I was chatting with the girl next to me, and I didn't even eat. By the way, that girl's WeChat forgot to add. Qiu Ku hammered his chest in frustration to show his chagrin, and the screams in his stomach became louder because of the squeezing of his chest.

Qiu Ku touched his shriveled stomach and said, "Let's go eat something." People are iron, rice is steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry. Only by digesting sufficient food can it be converted into loaded ammunition. ”

Qiu Ku's chassis was unsteady, and his steps were floating in the figure of eight, slowly walking towards a bar opposite. And the people around him will smile when they see Qiu Ku's posture. As tourists or residents of Lijiang, they all secretly praised this young man for firing his own loaded ammunition during the day, and his courage and strength were priceless, just like the anta shoes he wore on his feet, but they didn't expect that at this time, it was because Qiu Ku did not have enough food at this time, just like a soldier without gunpowder.

"Sweet honey, you smile sweetly, like flowers blooming in the spring breeze, blooming in the spring breeze~~" When Qiu Ku leaned against the wall and entered the bar, he heard a sweet voice singing "Sweet Honey" inside, like a heavenly sound.

"Lick Mimi? Is this a foreshadowing of today's sexual encounters? How many sets do I have to buy? After hearing this, Qiu Ku thought about it, planning a better life today, but he only seemed to notice "sweet honey" and ignored the lyrics behind it: It seems that flowers bloom in the spring breeze......

Because it was noon, there weren't many people in the bar, but on the stage, the beautiful girl was still holding the microphone and singing passionately, completely immersed in the melody of the music, and Qiu Ku was also completely immersed in the beautiful girl's bumpy figure. I don't know if it's because I'm hungry or "hungry", a few drops of saliva flowed from the corners of Qiu Ku's mouth.

"Perfect, this is art, this is perfect art......" Qiu Ku muttered to himself.

At this time, a waiter walked up to Qiu Ku and asked, "What do you want sir, I see that you are very hungry." ”

The waiter's voice interrupted Qiu Ku's appreciation of the perfect art. Qiu Ku was stunned for a moment, then reacted and wiped his saliva, and then said, "Wait a minute, I invite the singing lady to have a drink with me." ”

By this time, the girl had finished singing, and with sparse applause and the whistle of Chuku, she walked off the stage and sat down in a position near the corner, and Chuku saw that the fart had wandered by, completely missing the stumbling footsteps of the first entry, and was replaced by a magnificent space step of Michael Jackson sliding to the young lady's side.

(The melody of this song is Chen Chusheng's "Addiction") "Can I sit here? My name is Qiu Ku. I was in the opposite corner, observing you for a long, long time. Qiu Ku held his forehead with one hand, as if there was a hat there, and grabbed his crotch with the other hand, looked affectionately at the girl's smart eyes, and sang, "Have a cup of iced tea, not too much ice, I don't know if you mind, I take off my shoes." ”

"They say that taking off your shoes is not very good for your body, but when you wear shoes, you feel more uncomfortable. The more I love, the more I doubt the purpose of wearing shoes, is it that there is more such a thing as birth, old age, sickness and death. Qiu Ku sat on the opposite side, and the distance was closer, "It's like a person who loves a lot and suddenly says to break up, although he is sad in his heart, he wants to bless him from the bottom of his heart." I'm more and more suspicious of who said that love is happiness, and there are unhealed wounds on my body anyway......"

Singing this, Qiu Ku looked at the frowning girl opposite, and slowly said the usual invincible killer feature: "Do you understand my suffering? "Under normal circumstances, in this case, a young woman in literature and art will definitely take the bait smoothly, open her heart, release the maternal genes in her bones, and carry out all kinds of care for Qiu Ku, of course, hospice care can only be triggered under certain conditions.

If Qiu Ku uses the large number of postcards in his backpack and the guitar in his hand, with his handsome appearance and extraordinary voice, he will definitely have an exchange, interaction and integration from the heart to the **, according to the political book, this is an important way and means of cultural dissemination.

"I understand." The girl spoke slowly in her sweet doll voice, which made Qiu Ku ecstatic and saw the dawn of victory, but the girl's next words left him speechless.

"The next time you get along with your boyfriend, buy some lubricant so that it doesn't break and leave a wound, after all, it's hard to heal a wound in that place." The girl said with a serious face.

Qiu Ku suddenly felt the strength of his whole body hit a ball of cotton. Qiu Ku coughed dryly a few times, and then asked tentatively, "Sister, do you want to make an appointment?" ”

"Uncle, we don't make an appointment." The girl stretched out her righteous palm in refusal and shook her head like a rattle.

"Big ...... Uncle? Qiu Ku looked at the girl in surprise, after all, he had always been very confident in his appearance, and now being called uncle was really difficult for Qiu Ku to accept.

"Yes, you have a scumbag, why aren't you an uncle?" The girl pointed to the dense black dots on Chuku's chin.

Oops, forgot to shave your beard on the train.

Qiu Ku secretly screamed in his heart that it was not good, but he was still stiff on the surface: "This is called maturity, do you understand?" And the girl just smiled and didn't speak, as if she didn't take Qiu Ku in her eyes at all, which made Qiu Ku extremely annoyed.

was looked down upon by a woman......

"Your song is so sweet that you lose your teeth." Qiu Ku was not convinced, and fought back verbally.

"It's your brain that's not good, uncle, come on, brain platinum." The girl placed a box of brain platinum in front of Chu Ku.

"I know, after eating two bottles, it's ......good for the brain," Qiu Ku said and felt that something was wrong, and shouted, "I just listened to the song, how did I get into my brain?" You have a lot of ideas, learn to sing with me. ”

"Who are you, uncle. You know, IQ is everything, and I don't need you to teach me yet. The girl spread her hands and made an innocent gesture, "By the way, your name is Qiu Ku, right, quite an interesting name." ”

"Yes, I don't change my name, I don't change my surname." Qiu Ku replied, showing an attitude of pride in my name, "This is my own name, awesome." ”

"Yes." The girl nodded and said, "Only someone with an IQ like you can come up with such a name, do you want to emphasize that you are a warm man?" Did you change the name your parents gave you, and consider their feelings? ”

"What will happen if you don't bury me?" Qiu Ku was about to cry at this time, and his handsome face was twisted into folds, "You think I am willing, what would you think if your parents named you Qiu Pheasant." Then Qiu Ku told him the origin of his original name.

When Qiu Ku was born, it happened to be the time when the Crazy Boy movie was popular, and Qiu Ku's father was also fascinated by the plot inside, so he decided to change his name to Qiu Haonan, and then named his son Qiu Shan Chicken, which means father and son soldiers.

"Your father is not stupid, he left the name of the pheasant to you." The girl commented, "I pity you. For the sake of your low IQ and good looks, let's make friends with you. ”

"Is that true?" Qiu Ku was ecstatic when he saw the peak turn around.

Sure enough, the origin of the name, this trick is Qiu Ku's most effective exclusive pickling technique.

"And what is your contact information?"

"You're so stupid, no wonder you want to give you brain platinum." The girl looked at Qiu Ku**'s eyes, smiled, and then turned to leave.

"Hey, don't go, what do you mean......" Qiu Ku just stood up and wanted to catch up and ask, when he suddenly saw that the brain platinum box had been opened and repackaged, so he immediately opened it and found that there was a note inside.

"Youxi, I see." Qiu Ku showed a traitorous smile, and was so frightened that the waiter who was about to deliver iced tea to him was still trembling. But in fact, there are others who show the smile of the adulterer's success.

In a single room on the upper floor of the bar, the girl held a walkie-talkie and said, "Hetu Hetu, I'm Qingming, the note has been delivered to the guinea pig No. 2, over." ”

"I'm Hetu, message received, I'm here at Mouse One now, over." The walkie-talkie replied.

"Be careful," said the girl, "and, which bastard came up with the code name, I'm going to complain about him, over." ”

"It's the headmaster, don't complain. I'm Hetu, I'm passive and didn't say anything, don't be hypocritical, I'm hanging, do the right thing, over. ”

With two "beeps", the intercom ends.

At the same time, Mo Xiaofeng and the mysterious man were sitting in the teacher's office, and there were no teachers around.

"Now we can talk about things between us, guinea pig No. 1, no, classmate Mo Xiaofeng." The mysterious man put down the walkie-talkie and said to Mo Xiaofeng.