Last time the survival class was just a theoretical class, and today this time I want to train the coping method - I am the first in the world of Chinese martial arts (learning fighting skills); fire cover (handjob), fire cover; The puppet father is Li Gang (this is really useful, if you die and you will be found out immediately, the ghost will not catch you first......

In the men's locker room.

Before I went to school, I was basically a squatting at home, and I watched anime and played games when I had nothing to do, and there were often heroes in sports survival classes in anime when I changed clothes, but how could there be in real life? I looked out the window with some wistfulness.

"Huo Xie, help me take down the camera."

Belch?

"Oooh......"

Lin Danda jumped from the water pipe to the windowsill like a monkey and entered the sight of all the boys.

"The camera is back for me."

"Uh-oh."

Lin Danda's lewd smiling face is like an idiot.

"Bad taste!" One boy said so.

"My Min Min is so good-looking...... Hehehe......" he suddenly turned his head to stare at me, "this won't show you!" ”

I chose to be silent, anyway, when I was a kid and took a shower with my sister, I didn't feel anything about her anymore.

The teacher is still the same person who likes to play with lighters last time, he sits on the railing and shakes the silver lighter, the reflected light flashes and flashes, blind my eyes! Some of the other teachers are also hunters, at least they have superpowers, I can sense them, but don't be nervous, I won't be discovered.

Now we students have changed into dark green camouflage uniforms, like soldiers, but in our bones we are still a group of rebellious girls and teenagers, heheheha, you pile me and I will push you.

"Huo Xie!"

It's Sister Minmin! Her military uniform is really amazing, what a women's army! Qin Xin also seemed to have found himself and exerted his fists and kicks against the air.

The teacher whistled loudly and asked everyone to line up.

"Not bad! The second (4th) class of high school has the fastest queue speed," he said in a habitual compliment, "There are many cute girls!" "Teacher, you seem to have exposed something......

"Now the roll call begins, those who call their names, those who are present, shout 'report to duty'! Okay, No. 1 Xiao Yan. ”

"Here!"

"No. 2 Tang San."

"Here!"

"No. 3 Huo Yuhao."

"Here!"

……

"Twenty-three Qin Xin."

"Here!"

"No. 24...... Liao Chung Yin...... He's not ...... naturally."

……

"On the thirty-third, Zhou Xi hasn't come back yet...... Thirty-four forest eggs are large. ”

"It's here!"

……

"The last forty-four, the new arrival, Huo Xie."

"Here we are."

The teacher walked up to me.

"Hello, it's a pity that it's not a girl, but I still teach you human survival skills without discrimination." He said, "By the way, what martial arts skills do you have?" ”

"I didn't systematically learn any genre of martial arts, which was to fight, fight, fight with someone every day." "I think I'm pretty fast, I have a strong grip, and I've taught myself a German back throw." ”

"Yes, then I'll try your grip first, I have an electronic grip machine here, the maximum range is ninety-nine kilograms, see if you can reach the maximum range."

"Okay, I'll give it a try." I took the grip and said, "Don't laugh at me if it's too low." ”

I pretended to use it very hard, and by the time I was in my nineties, I was still looking constipated and shaking all over.

"No more!" I grasped the force and handed it to the teacher, who frowned at the flashing numbers.

"Ninety-six kilograms of grip! How do you do it? ”

"Well, it looks quite thin, and it still feels a little muscular to the touch, what a person with amazing bones!"

The students below were chattering.

Occasional ...... of pumpkin cake I didn't think it would take much effort, but these are a bit troublesome, and I can't just go to school for a few days and expose it......

"Hey, Huo Xie, don't you want to talk to the teacher?"

"Okay."

The other students automatically gave way to the place, and the teacher put the lighter that he had been holding in his hand into his pocket and set up a posture.

Come on.

I took the initiative to attack first. I'm not like the male protagonist of the hot-blooded comics who hit with my fists.,The dragon claw hand I use.,It's to grab it with your hands.,If it's the usual predation.,I directly twisted the opponent's cervical vertebrae with my hands.。 Don't worry, Sensei, he's a retired hunter, and it's hard for me to catch him.

"That's a good speed." He dodged with ease as he spoke, but suddenly grabbed my hand again and threw me out with a blow over the shoulder. I flew out, but not like a kite with a broken string, I instantly regained my balance in the air, spun around in the air, and landed on my feet.

"Oh, hang!" The teacher clapped his hands and said.

"I'm not coming...... my lips wavy, like a comic book character, "I can't beat the teacher." ”

The teacher smiled, took out a boxy box from his pocket, and shook out a cigarette. He put the cigarette in his mouth and pulled out the lighter, but there was no chemical reaction.

"Can you win the fight? But your skills are very good, don't you come to practice martial arts with such an amazing skeleton? "The teacher is full of ridicule......

"Forget it, there is no little junior sister, what martial arts do I learn. With my ability, I will only struggle a little when I encounter a ghost, and I will still have to rely on the hunter when the time comes. ”

"Hehehe." The teacher laughed dryly, "You still don't think about relying on hunters, it's better to protect yourself." "Usually, the teacher admonishes the students to speak seriously.

The content of the survival class is basically shooting training, shooting and one-on-one fighting. Speaking of shooting, the general guns against people are not of much use to ghosts, the skin of ghosts will harden after being stimulated, civilian guns are large-caliber, and the recoil of such guns is also very large, and they cannot be used without training. For me, this kind of gun is completely controllable, put on small headphones, and one shot is accurate! Come on the screams of the girls!

"Don't shake your hands." As she spoke, the teacher shook the hand of a female classmate. "Hold it firm, three points and one line, aim for ...... Shoot! After hitting the eighth ring, the little girl jumped up happily.

"Thank you, teacher!"

"No thanks, no thanks!" The lewd smile on the teacher's face, and I really felt that I was suspected of taking advantage of the girl just now.

After shooting, it's hand-to-hand combat, and our great Chinese martial arts are about to show their might - it's a real martial art, and there is no real qi!

"Teacher, please do this time!" Qin Xin bowed ninety degrees to the teacher as he spoke.

"Good! Is Min Min coming with you this time? Shoot me alive, I'm a capable person, you can't hurt me! ”

A pair of young girls with guns confront a ruffian uncle.

I'm not a military house, I don't know what kind of gun they are holding, I only know that Sister Min Min is holding a revolver, while Qin Xin is a pair of double guns with knives installed on them, and two guns connected with chains, and knives for throwing on their bodies. I feel that Sister Min Min is more like a warrior, and Qin Xin is just a middle and second disease (I don't seem qualified to say that), cool is cool, who knows how the actual combat is.

"Here it is again, Qin Xin, a crazy and stupid guy, why does he like to fight and kill when he is obviously very beautiful...... But the strength is very strong by then. "The above is a comment from a boy I overheard.

The following battle was much more than I expected, and I had to shift gear, otherwise I wouldn't be able to see their movements clearly. (When I'm concentrating, my brain can process up to 230 frames per second, and everything in my eyes looks like it's slowing down, bullet speed is not a problem, and I can see something like Empire Hacker.)

Qin Xin took the initiative to attack at the beginning, shooting two pistols at the teacher.

At the beginning, I said "The Matrix", but after all, it is a movie that has such exaggerated bullet dodging scenes for the sake of viewing effect. If you can see the bullet or predict the trajectory, you should make a trajectory when you move forward at the beginning, like the teacher, who seems to run over without deliberately twisting his limbs, and dodge a bullet with a slight sidewalk, twist, or small jump. When he was already close, he swung out his own "Spicy Hand Destroying Flower Fist", Qin Xin bent his body to ninety degrees before dodging, I think that if the momentum hits, Qin Xin will definitely not break his ribs handsomely. Dodging the teacher's punch, Qin Xin turned around and stood up straight to play melee with the teacher, her gun became a dagger that could shoot bullets. The teacher was "frightened" by Qin Xin's momentum and kept retreating, but Qin Xin missed a move and consumed his physical strength in vain. The teacher suddenly slashed across with a knife, Qin Xin squatted down to dodge, then got up and pointed the muzzle of the gun at the teacher's chin. The teacher lifted his chin, and the bullet and the stubble of his chin crossed his shoulders, and he took advantage of this momentum to do a backflip, and his long legs were picked up and Qin Xin kicked away.

With a cold "bang", the teacher who was vacated twisted his waist sideways to dodge a shot from Sister Min Min. The teacher landed in a half-kneeling position, and when he looked up, he faced a girl with a gun pointed at him, her arms straight, holding the gun steadily, her pupils embedded in the gap and the crosshair. Sister Min Min pulled the trigger, the hammer struck, the bullet burst out of the barrel, and the teacher dodged on one side. Sister Min Min didn't think that she would hit a shot at first, she predicted the teacher's movements at the beginning, and the empty muzzle of the gun remained relatively still with the teacher. Another shot, and the teacher twisted himself ninety degrees to dodge like the Matrix. On the other side, Qin Xin had already changed the bullets and started another round of shooting at the teacher. Qin Xin's attack density is much greater than that of Sister Min Min, but the teacher dodges Qin Xin's attack with ease, and every bullet is far away from its target, and Sister Min Min's bullet almost grazes the teacher every time.

People's concentration is limited, Qin Xin and his sister are all using live ammunition and weapons dedicated to ghosts, and they can cripple normal people with a single shot, and the teacher can no longer just use the usual human ability to resist attacks. Suddenly several silver lighters appeared out of nothingness, which were lighters at first, and suddenly they were like large pillars that "clicked and cooed" into 1.5×1.7 meters (my own estimates, different from the real length and width) square shields, the square shields were suspended in the air, and the warheads hit them into a thin piece.

NPCs (classmates) cheered, duang (plus stunts) The same picture can be seen directly with the naked eye, what a magical scene!

"I lost!" The teacher said helplessly, "If you can force my ability out, you have already won!" ”

Qin Xin smiled with satisfaction, Sister Min Min just put down the gun and took back the gun bag, the so-called invisible pretending is the most deadly!

"Everyone, see my abilities for the first time! I'm surprised! I'm very envious! Adore me! Muhahaha ”

"Qin Xin! You're amazing! ”

"Qiu Minmin too!"

"Humph! Why do girls want to be so powerful? Boys are only useful if they are powerful! ”

"Wait......"

"Uncle Ben looks at you well, don't you two be my little brothers?"

"Wait! Wait! ”

There was silence for a while, and only the teacher's panting could be heard.

"Why aren't you surprised, I'm a capable person, you can see it, superpower, it's amazing!"

"Teacher," it was Qin Xin who spoke, "the capable person is much more powerful than ordinary people, and he is also the only existence in ten thousand, but now he can be explained by 'science', the capable person is no longer deified, and there are many programs to show the ability to explain." All in all, 'having superpowers' isn't something that can be used to show off! ”

"No, no, no!" The teacher shook his palm, "There are still a lot of phenomena in superpowers that have not been explained by science, such as 'healing', 'mind control', 'transforming into something other than adult' that is common in anime, why don't you have abilities like that?" And a ghost with a mutated brain might have these kinds of abilities? What does superpower and ghost abilities have to do with it? In the end, the power to interpret ghosts and superpowers is still in the hands of 'God'. What 'scientific explanation' is forcing science, okay? ”

Qin Xin glanced at the teacher, and his chin raised at him.

"If the teacher was born 1200 years earlier, he would definitely be a god like Putin (a scumbag, I don't know how to go to my mother, I don't bother to write his romantic history)!"

The teacher smiled cheaply, wiped his nose and said, "I really want to be born early...... However, I never thought of increasing my worth just by being a superpower, I have hard power! It seems that it is necessary to introduce to you the ability to be a teacher! ”

"This guy is blowing in the sea again!"

"I don't think he's as strong as he said, if he really has that kind of strength, he doesn't want to be a big official in the Hunter Guild and come here to be a teacher?"

"But I also blow with him, and the class will be out after blowing. The last class in the afternoon is self-study, shall we go online? ”

The above is the conversation of several male classmates that I have no opinion on.,You can see how weak the teacher is and how idiot he is.,But the teacher doesn't mind.,That's how he started his career in Haibuki.。

"My ability has a very loud name, it's 'Karma Fire Machine'!"

I, a guy who is trained with empty ears every day at station B, immediately said, "Wild turkey? ”

"It's not! It's a 'karmic fire engine'! Red Lotus Karma Fire, Burning Sin Flame! ”

Seeing this, Sister Min Min said to Qin Xin: "The turkey is delicious, and my mother used to buy one on Thanksgiving." ”

"I mean, what kind of Thanksgiving do we Asians have? Speaking of Thanksgiving, it was the English Puritans who could not bear to persecute immigrants to the American continent, but only about 50 of the 103 people survived, and it was the indigenous Indians who gave them a meal and taught them to hunt, fish, and grow corn and pumpkins. So in addition to turkey, pumpkin pie is also a must-have dish for traditional Thanksgiving. ”

Sister Min Min and Qin Xin used a joint skill - ignore!

The results are outstanding! The teacher's blood bar is red, and there is only a little blood! The Great Crisis!

The Teacher triggers the passive skill Blood Awakening, which increases the defense and damage of the current percentage of Blood by 50% when the Blood: 50% or less! In his current state of residual blood, his defense has made a qualitative breakthrough, ignoring the damage that only has a single digit on him!

"My ability is to make lighters, at least at first they looked like lighters and I don't know why, but it wasn't always like lighters that could be transformed. In addition to the shape of the shield just now, there are also fist gloves, bombs, pistols, and kidney 6. Also, these things have the property of fire, such as this fist gaunt can instantly release the power of fire, or inject the power of fire into the enemy's body and explode inside! The bomb has no special effects, it is just a normal explosion, and the lighter-sized one has the power of up to half a ton of TNT. The pistol shoots a flaming bullet that bursts into flames! There is a bullet limit, because my physical strength is also limited, but I don't need to change the bullet, just pull the trigger. The teacher explained to himself, while not forgetting to play with the lighter.

"Just say it's not a fake trick, come on! Come! Come! Show your hands for the teacher! As he spoke, the lighter in mid-air "clicked" into a piece of iron sheet and covered the teacher's hand when it was about to touch the teacher's hand. The teacher moved his joints at us, well, I admit that although it is a 13, it is the handsomeness of TM!

"Look at it—Fire Fist!" The teacher swung his fist into the air, and a ball of flame really flew out and hit the target, and the white target immediately turned from black to black ashes. Such a performance made all the students cheer.

"Come again!" Come on, the teacher got up, and the fist gloves turned into a silver shining pistol, and when he pulled the trigger, he shot not a bullet but a small red ball, which exploded instantly after hitting the target to complete the double kill! Unlike the original burning, the target burned for a second or two before it burned out, and the poor target army could be said to have no bones left, and there was not even time for pain.

"That's amazing!"

"Aha! Come on, the tide of praise and admiring gaze! "Look at the look of this detached thing, it also means that I can't be exposed, otherwise I will use the real character to teach you how to be a man in minutes and minutes like a small character who will only show off in front of ordinary people!

"I'll show you some more handsome ones!" The teacher ran to a corner of the wall and brought a humanoid sandbag. The teacher hoisted the sandbags and motioned for us to go farther away.

"Euler! Euler! Euler! Euler! Euler! Euler! The teacher's stormy attack hit the sandbag, and after a violent beating, the original beige sandbag turned orange-red, and the teacher did several backflips in a row like a Peking Opera actor. After the teacher stood firmly, he shook his head very handsomely (pretending to be 13), and his thumb was suddenly pointing down. This action is like some kind of command, the humanoid sandbag bursts from the inside, and the special effect duangduangd said! Maybe the teacher could have controlled the flames, and the splashing filling and skin didn't catch fire, except for a little burnt, and there was no sign of the original sparks, and I don't think he would have risked the fire to die otherwise.

"Teacher ......"

"Ha, is Xiao Su looking for the teacher to sign it?"

"No, Mr. Song~" It turns out that his surname is Song. "Look at the garbage all over the ground......"

"Ahh

"Also, you seem to have destroyed a public property."

"Ahh

I'll go, this girl has a black belly!