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readx; In the morning, I slept until six o'clock and put on my clothes and sprinted to the classroom at the speed of a 100-meter race, my face was not washed, my teeth were not brushed, and my hair was all over the place. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Back in the dormitory, we are all worried, today's monthly exam Ruo Tao is still the first to the bottom of the grade, the head teacher This active volcano does not know how to destroy us. The examination can not inherit the traditional virtues of mutual assistance and mutual love, nor can it carry forward the spirit of teamwork under the market economy, and must also fight alone.
After the test in one day, it was a few joys and a few sorrows, these teachers worked hard to announce the results of the day, and the list was released in the afternoon.
Everyone has a test paper in their hands for a day of burning, killing, looting, and conquering the city, and they really have to be thrown away, and people are more popular than people, and after each day of war, our post-war tasks are more arduous and heavy, and disasters are waiting for us. We have no time to be sad, no time to be self-defeating, we race against time to correct the questions on the test papers that died in battle, and then wait for the class teacher to criticize and brainwash as he wants.
This time, our class is respectful and not as good as taking the penultimate first place in the grade steadily, and the same is far from the penultimate place in front of us, we can calmly and calmly pamper and not be shocked by the demeanor of a general, but the head teacher has no intention of calming.
That night self-study she asked for a parent-teacher meeting on Monday, we would rather die than resolutely not agree, after our two sides of the fierce discussion and negotiation finally reached an agreement, in the middle of the term we were ashamed, if you can't do it, at that time the head teacher to kill to listen to the respect.
We have all been tested like this, even if we sacrifice our lives can not be ashamed of our parents, we decided to lie on the salary and taste the gall of the hanging beam thorn stock for three years without a blockbuster, we said it like a blooming rose, the head teacher is a woman, how can she not love roses, she agreed after repeated thinking out of the nature of a woman, we can finally breathe a sigh of relief.
In the morning, we got up early, returned to the classroom and recited the scriptures as carefully as a little monk.
The atmosphere of learning in the class is super strong, and our four black sheep are all prodigals who have turned back and studied seriously, can the others not go all out to study?
In order to study, in order to save time, the four of us lost our hair like a monk to cut off the hairstyle that shows off every day, all of them are deserted, shave a small bald head, but also refreshing and crisp, the most important thing is that you don't need to spend a lot of time in the morning to serve a few hairs, and after washing, you will go directly to the classroom to study hard.
The girls in the class saw the four of us shaved bare, such as the four little monks who protected the Dharma, they all smiled very badly, for this reason, we held a separate press conference to clarify the boiling scandal, at the press conference we only said one sentence: "We cut our hair and shave the head of only one, that is, starting from the "head", stick to the end, fight to the end, and be ashamed before the snow." ”
In class, we are also aggressive, do not forget to study between classes, after lunch, we are not going to play basketball, not to play football, smoking, drinking, Internet skating, a few elegant tastes and reluctantly waving goodbye, for the college entrance examination before the Normandy landing, we are throwing away love and freedom, it can be described as a bloody and willing to throw our heads and spill blood to do a happy battle.
Now it is a small test in two days, a big test in three days, and our results are also rising, which can be described as a reward for hard work, and it is not so difficult to study.
We study progress, grades progress, the subject teachers are impressed, from time to time in the public to praise us, we are very humble every time said: "The reason why we did not study hard for more than two years, that is that there is suffering can not be said, if we study hard for more than two years, in that case, our grades are too good, the third year of high school review we are not idle clouds and wild cranes have nothing to do?" ”
Gone are the days of three days of fishing and two days of drying nets, we really studied carefully, and found that many of them don't understand, and they don't even have any impression, and it's not easy to catch up with the Premier League. We meet anyone who does not know how to ask classmates and teachers regardless of time and occasion, every student in the class is a good seedling of philanthropists, everyone is tirelessly willing to teach us the topic, the same is true for the teacher, we can go to the office to ask them the question, they will patiently teach us to solve the problem, learning is not so difficult, the difficulty is that we can not calm down and study hard.
In the Chinese class, Mr. Wang's review of "Fish I Want" just talked about more than half of it, and he borrowed the topic to play 108,000 miles to go, Mr. Wang from the first to the third year of high school Chinese are his class with us, usually with a pair of glasses on his eyes, the lecture is full of fun, we especially like him to go off topic in class, obviously talking about an ancient poem, he can go off topic to talk about the War of Resistance against Japan, every time the bell rings, he will be sorry to say: "This class is far away again." "But we couldn't give up listening.
The next time he went to class, he always habitually asked, "Where did we go in the last class?" At this time, there was a lot of gossip in the class, some said that they went up to this, some said that they went up there, and Mr. Wang would smile and say, "Start here." ”
In today's class, Mr. Wang talked to us about the bumpy growth history of historical figures, his purpose is to stimulate our spirit of hard work, and we are also willing to accompany him to the end and give him enough face. Mr. Wang is amiable and polite to his students, although he occasionally uses the topic to play off-topic and brag about the mountains in class, but we are all happy to listen to him brag about the mountains.
When we watched his eyebrows flutter and talk about historical figures, Han Wei raised his hand from above, and Mr. Wang saw that he paused his digression and asked, "Do you have any questions?" ”
Han Wei stood up and said, "Teacher Wang, you happen to be talking about historical figures, and I have been troubled by a question, can I ask you for advice?" Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't, you can't pass the exam, I'm just knowledgeable and inquisitive. ”
Teacher Wang said, "Then you can tell me, if I don't know, after class, I can ask other teachers when I get to the office, please tell me your questions." ”
Han Wei said: "Teacher Wang, who are the greatest, who are the greatest?" ”
Teacher Wang pondered for a moment and said, "It's really hard to say, each has its own greatness. ”
"Teacher, I know who is great?"
"You know who's the greatest, so why do you say that?"
"Isaac, of course. Newton is the greatest, I don't know this, there is no end to learning!" Han Wei replied with a sunny smile on his face.
Teacher Wang said, "You are messing around, sit down." ”
Han Wei said: "Teacher, this college entrance examination is as funny as the question I just came out, but we have to play with it." ”
Teacher Wang pondered for a long time and said: "There are problems in today's system of education, but before there is no better education reform, the current education system must exist, if a new mechanism appears and abolish the old mechanism, then it will inevitably hurt more, you will understand in the future, now, you prepare for the college entrance examination well, and other things can not be distracted." ”
Some teachers said that Caesar was the greatest, some said Alexander was the greatest, some said Genghis Khan Khan was the greatest, some said that Kangxi the Great was the greatest, some said that Einstein was the greatest, some said that Confucius was the greatest, and Mr. Wang said that Isaac Newton was the greatest.
In the end, they argued and could not achieve the same as the heroes, just like the ancestors and masters of the past, everyone thought that their academic views were right, and the others were wrong, Confucianism held benevolence and loyalty, Mohists held both love and radio fraternity, Taoism stood by and stood by with false inaction and true ambition, and Legalism faced the bleak weakness of human nature: the left hand is a sword, and the right hand is a cold bystander who is high and powerful, and assists the king with medicine.
After the evening self-study, the bell of the class was ticking, and we listened indifferently, and the pen in our hands still did our best to die of throwing our heads and spilling blood.
Eleven o'clock finally arrived, the four of us were ready to unload their armor and return to the dormitory, I got up and threw away the book, moved the body of the zombie, the colleagues in the classroom continued to work, there is no meaning to rest immediately, the college entrance examination is important, but isn't our dragon body and phoenix body important? The body is the capital of the revolution, why have we forgotten our roots.
Looking at the permutations and combinations of the tables in selfless math, I walked to the podium and said: "Comrades are done, let's continue to torture ourselves tomorrow, we are going to sweep the floor, please move back to your harem to rest, and when we clean up, we will go back to the harem to rest." ”
Han Wei's head was flexible, and he said, "Vegacho, will we go back to the harem to sleep?" ”
The girls all smiled very seriously, and Wang Yahui said: "How do you speak, which harem to go back to, make it clear." ”
The speaker had no intention of listening, so I had to explain solemnly: "Your harem is your harem, our boys' harem is our boys' harem, the well water does not interfere with the river water, and you like simple words and complex words, complex problems are difficult, and misunderstandings are pure misunderstandings." ”
"You guys get up early tomorrow and come over in the morning to clean the classroom, we still want to learn a little more." Li Lin said to me. Many other colleagues agreed with it.
"Sisters and sisters who don't know the sufferings of the world, haven't we gotten up early enough? Five o'clock, five o'clock a few of us got up, this time, the crowing rooster is still holding the hen of the country and the city is sleeping fragrant, the sun is still sleeping and snoring at this time, can you forgive the brothers with a hard study spirit? Han Wei pretended to be a bitter lord and complained about his suffering, and he felt himself, while the others were hard-hearted and didn't feel it.
Zhang Ping said unceremoniously: "Our girls don't come earlier than you one day, and leave late, a big boy is embarrassed to complain about his mother-in-law and mother in front of us, isn't he ashamed or ashamed?" Just a few of you are still boys, look at the boys majoring in computer science, they work hard and hard every day, every day than the girls in our class into the classroom much earlier, after the evening self-study, they are all later than us, other mechanical majors, electronics, clothing majors boys are a hundred times stronger than a few of you boys, you have nothing to do all day long, three days of fishing, two days of drying nets and crying tired, too embarrassed for our class, why are we in the same class as you, why can't we be in the same class with the boys in other classes. ”
The hearts of boys can be extravagant and squandering, but we can still be strong in the face of bleak heartache and not change. But if a man's self-esteem is hurt, it is heartbreak and invincibility at the same time to inspire invincible ambition and hegemony.
Wu Liwu was the first to jump out and said: "You just worship the foreign, you all know that the boys in other classes are amazing, the boys in other classes are good, we don't exert power, you don't know our hard-working and hard-working nature, ride a donkey and look at the account book." ”
That night, the four of us boys studied at twelve o'clock, and the girls in the class went back to the dormitory one after another, and we continued to study, and went back to the dormitory to wash up, and studied hard for a long time and forgot what time we went to bed.
In the morning, we slept in the dark, we didn't do morning exercises, we didn't eat breakfast, and we didn't clean the classrooms. After breakfast, the girls woke up from our dreams through the wooden planks of the dormitory. As soon as we opened our eyes, our hearts chuckled, the sun was shining outside, and we quickly washed up and returned to the classroom, and breakfast was barely over.
When we arrived at the classroom, we saw that the classroom was spotlessly cleaned, and the glass doors and windows were also wiped crystal clear, we finally breathed a sigh of relief, and we also felt that our faces were dull.
Zhang Ping said to Wu Liwu: "Who was full of pride last night, they all slept like dead pigs this morning, it wasn't that we woke you up, I don't know if I can wake up until a certain year and a certain month." ”
Chen Biao stood up and said with a face full of shame: "I'm sorry, you laughed, I slept late last night, and it was an accident to get up late this morning, we have decided to rise, please believe us again." ”
Chen Biao saw that no one cared about what he said, so he had to sit down and study hard, Wu Liwu was secretly visiting our sanitation work who helped clean it, a few girls came to the classroom in the morning, read a lot of books, and saw that our four King Kongs had not yet come to clean, so they put down their books and did a good job in the classroom hygiene.
In the English class, the head teacher was in a high mood and said with a smile: "I heard that you boys go back to the dormitory to sleep late in the evening self-study."
A few of us are laymen, often reprimanded dog blood sprinklers can get used to nature, whenever one day who unintentionally praises us a few words, we are a dizzy and can't find the north directly, must hold a compass in hand not to lose direction.
Our invisible tail is as tall as the International Trade Center Building in Shanghai, and Han Wei said modestly: "We will try to review tonight and go back to the dormitory later." The three of us also agreed: "That is, tonight's self-study will be later." There are mountains of people who need to hurry up and review, and they have to review very late. ”
The head teacher said: "The spirit is good, but in this way, I don't know when I will wake up tomorrow morning, if it wasn't for the girl calling you this morning, I don't know if I got up now." ”
The classroom burst into laughter, and the head teacher also smiled rarely, we were embarrassed, if there was a hole at that time, we would have to go into the hole to hide in such an embarrassing situation.
After the evening self-study, we went to the small shop to spend money to sweep up the invasion food and feed the stomach, and continue to do revolutionary work, the revolution has not yet succeeded, our generation must be revolutionary to the end.
Seeing Wu Liwu and Zhu Xiaohong standing outside the corridor admiring the moon, they often stay and fly together, since they hooked up together, Wu Liwu likes to take a walk after evening self-study, especially like to walk with Zhu Xiaohong, they are looking for a walk in a place where there is no one, and they are looking for a walk in a place where the street lights are weak or the lights do not shine at night, and the underground revolution is delicious and vigorous.
Han Wei ran outside and shouted at them: "It's almost over, don't be me every night, I'll be jealous, take care of our lonely feelings, okay?" ”
Zhu Xiaohong ran back to the classroom, and Wu Liwu said to Han Wei triumphantly: "Are you envious? Jealous? Envy, jealousy, hatred? That's right, seeing you like this, my mood is a mess. ”
Han Wei shook his head and said in disappointment: "I really can't prove what Zhu Xiaohong likes about you, you said that you, with developed limbs, simple mind, and a standard example of rotten wood, you also have people who like it, hey, there is always in heaven, not to survive, not to die, today I only know what love is?" ”
Wu Liwu said: "I don't have time to talk to you, go back to study." ”
Chen Biao has been frequently approaching Xiong Weijuan recently with nothing to do, and every time he takes a question of low IQ and retarded to ask others, Xiong Weijuan carefully explains the steps of solving the problem, and Sima Zhao's heart is well known to passers-by.
A second before the end of the world, with Chen Biao's motherly character, he would not take the initiative to confess to Xiong Weijuan, and he couldn't accept it when he secretly sent Qiubo Xiong Weijuan to his eyebrows.
Everything is foreseen, and everything is not prepared!